Chapter 172 Men are like mountains, women are like water(1/2)
The three veteran generals suddenly felt embarrassed and took a step forward and were about to tear them head-on.
Qiu Jianhan took a big step forward and said in a deep voice: "Brothers!"
The 400,000 army responded neatly: "Roar!"
Han Shanhe rolled his eyes suddenly: "You guys...hearing the slogans like bandits..."
Several old guys all looked cramped.
Qiu Jianhan ignored these mortal enemies and shouted loudly: "Today is a big day!"
Balabara paused and presided over the newcomer's worship of heaven and earth, worship of the high hall, worship of the emperor, worship of the general, worship of the couple...
At the sight of it, the woman on the new side really said that the bride is tall and graceful, and she is quite outstanding. The bridesmaid Shangguan Lingxiu is even tall and heroic. But compared to the bride, the groom is a little bit eye-catching. The groom's image is still very good, with a 1.85-meter-long figure... and her appearance is even more amazing, handsome and elegant. She is a male god-level figure in almost any occasion!
Generally speaking, it takes quite a lot of courage to invite Yun Yang to be his best groom. After all, this best groom is really too eye-catching!
But today, Yun Yang doesn't look so outstanding...
There is only one reason, Tie Zheng’s body!
The groom is too tall, Tie Zheng is 2.3 meters tall... his arms are wide and his waist is round, and his back is a bear. When he stands, he is definitely an iron tower!
As a man, Yun Yang's only flaw is that he looks a little thin, which is the so-called slimming dress. However, when he is standing next to Tie Zheng, the one who is compared is like a bean sprout standing under a big tree...
Not to mention that others are awkward to see, even Yun Yang himself is in a state of turmoil.
Tiezheng asked me to be my best man today, but he was actually malicious. He specifically used me to highlight you, right?!
Yun Yang tried hard to straighten his back, but he was still shorter than Tie Zheng's height... He looked at the iron tower-like body, and could only see the other party's chest...
I couldn't help but feel even more resentful: This guy... so tall and strong, the bride looks so petite... This bastard won't crush someone to death on the wedding night...
The old Marshal Qiu Jianhan stood far away. When he suddenly saw the combination of Tie Zheng and Yun Yang, he suddenly let out a "pop" sound and almost couldn't continue laughing.
After finally completing the ceremony, Yun Yang was pardoned and ran away in a panic.
I just feel that I have never been so embarrassed in my life.
Is it great to grow tall? Can you despise people if you are strong?
Shangguan Lingxiu came to him, looked at him with a dark face, and couldn't help but laugh, "What? I feel like I'm too short?"
Yun Yang lowered his head, looked down at Shangguan Lingxiu condescendingly, smiling and not speaking.
Why didn’t I feel it before? The feeling of looking down is really good!
Seeing his look and eyes, Shangguan Lingxiu bit his lip and suddenly kicked him in the butt.
"snort!"
This bastard is so hateful!
I actually look for the superiority of height from women...
Do you dare to ignore your face? Why don’t you go to heaven?!
...
"However, Sister Lingxiu is so beautiful today." Yun Yang, who was kicked on the butt, suddenly looked up and down at Shangguan Lingxiu, his eyes full of nostalgia.
Shangguan Lingxiu's pretty face turned red immediately and she whispered: "Really?"
"Yeah, really, of course it's true." Yun Yang nodded solemnly: "I suddenly realized today that Sister Lingxiu's dressing is so beautiful, she really looks a bit like a woman..."
"Bang!"
Shangguan Lingxiu kicked Yun Yang's ass again with a fierce kick, turned around and left with a cold face.
Almost blue veins emerged on the forehead.
This bastard!
What does it mean to be like a woman? Is it okay if my aunt is a woman?
Yun Yang smiled, hugged his legs and jumped, pretending to be a pretentious behavior of being kicked, his body tilted, just in a chair, and even said hello: "Sister Lingxiu, come and sit down too. Girls should be dignified. Do you know how to be dignified? Do you understand?"
I'll sit down you!
You are dignified!
Shangguan Lingxiu snorted, her eyes tugged at Yun Yang like a knife, and found a chair far away from Yun Yang to sit down. The meaning was obvious: I don’t want to sit with you.
After sitting down, he turned his face to the other side.
Hold on and don't look at that hateful face.
Shangguan Lingxiu was afraid that after seeing it, she would rush over and chop someone up with a knife!
On one side, Han Shanhe looked at Tie Zheng for a moment, then his eyes turned and he stayed on Yun Yang intentionally or unintentionally.
This person...is the rumored son of the Marquis of Heavenly Waiyun?!
The only information Han Shanhe knows about Yun Yang is only these six words.
But after seeing Yun Yang at this moment, I keenly felt the extraordinaryness of this boy.
In such a big scene, even the two super old hob meats like Qiu Jianhan and Leng Daoyin were faintly revealed.
But this young master of the Heavenly Yunhou still had his face unchanged, laughing freely, talking casually, and being calm and chic.
Even though I was a little embarrassed because Tie Zheng was too tall than a normal person on the stage, I still felt free and easy. One expression and one action had turned all the embarrassment into nothingness.
This little guy is not simple.
In other words, isn’t his usual image and information all illusions?!
If a person's rumors and manifestations outside are all illusions. Then, how terrible this person should be? What should his true face be?
Han Shanhe thought about it in his heart, and his eyes became deeper and deeper.
"The best man is the son of Marquis Yun?" Qiu Jianhan had already sat down beside him, and Han Shanhe turned around and asked.
Qiu Jianhan rolled his eyes and said, "I don't recognize you!"
Han Shanhe blew his beard: "You old bastard!"
Qiu Jianhan rolled his eyes: "What other information do you want to ask for? I don't recognize them all, I don't know! How can you do it? Bite me?"
Hanshanhe blows his beard and stares at him.
Facing Qiu Jianhan, a thick-skinned figure who is thicker than the turn of the city wall, even if he is as experienced as the cold mountains and rivers, he will sigh that he is not as good as he is, and he can do nothing!
However, after Han Shanhe turned around, he began to ponder.
Although the old bastard Qiu Jianhan didn't give him face just now, he said: "What other information do you want to ask for?"
intelligence?
Why intelligence?
Could it be that the identity of this young master of the Heavenly Waiyun Marquis is...information? So, what kind of information should it be?
Behind Han Shanhe, a thin man in black was hidden in his collar, and he looked thoughtful. Then, he leaned over Han Shanhe's ear and said a few words.
Hanshanhe nodded slightly.
At this moment, the noise around suddenly stopped, and on the stage, the body like an iron tower stood tall.
A red battle robe.
Beside him was the pretty and lovely bride Qian'er. Her veil had been removed, she was wearing a big red dress, with a slim figure and dignified face; her eyes were like water, and she was so beautiful that she was a beautiful lady.
"Brothers!"
Tie Zheng's majestic voice sounded: "Today, I Tie Zheng is married. Today is my happy day. Let's see, are your sister-in-law beautiful?"
"pretty!"
The 400,000 army shouted at the same time, shaking the world!
"Does it look good??" Tie Zheng yelled.
“It looks so good!”
Another sound was heard throughout the world!
"Hahahaha..." Tie Zheng burst into laughter, tears flashed in his eyes.
"Okay, OK, I got married and had a wife; this is a big happy event. But..."
Tie Zheng shouted with angrily: "Half a year ago... many of my brothers who went on the battle with me will never come back. They didn't have the chance to see this scene today!"
The atmosphere in the entire field became calm because of this sentence in an instant.
"As early as eight months ago, Qian'er and I decided to have a marriage and a date; but the frontier changed and the iron cavalry went on the expedition; on the day of my expedition, I once said to my brothers: When I return triumphantly, I will invite my brothers to drink my wedding wine."
"At that time, my brothers were very happy. Everyone told me one after another: I wish to congratulate the general with his supreme military achievements in exchange for a glass of wedding wine!"
Tie Zheng's voice gradually became hoarse and faintly cried.
The forty or five hundred thousand people present held their breath, widened their eyes, and focused their eyes on Tie Zheng who was talking.
"At that time, Tie said: As long as this time, we can still win the battle and everyone has a wedding banquet!"
To be continued...