Chapter 11: [Hedong Lion's Roar and Zhenguan Brush]
Chapter 11: [Hedong Lion Roar and Zhenguan Pen]
The queen had already learned about Li Chengqian's absenteeism from a palace maid.
Originally, everyone else was hiding it from her, but yesterday a palace maid accidentally talked about the prince in Lizheng Hall, which made the queen hear it.
The queen didn't believe it, so she immediately asked someone to confirm it. Then she learned that Li Chengqian really had absent-minded disease and forgot everything. She was extremely sad and her condition deteriorated immediately, so yesterday's danger occurred.
Now seeing that although the prince's abscess is not cured, he is very clear-headed and acts more intimate with her mother, she comforted her a lot.
Although the prince in the past was known as benevolent and filial, he would not tell her stories to relieve her boredom in front of her mother's bed.
"... From now on, you can only love me, spoil me, not lie to me, and do everything you promise me, and do your best. You must be sincere in every word you say to me, and don't bully me, scold me, and believe me. If others bully me, you must come out to help me as soon as possible. If I am happy, you must be happy with me. If I am unhappy, you must make me happy. You must always think that I am the most beautiful. You must also see me in your dreams. Only me in your heart. Can you do it?"
When Li Chengqian told the story, he was very devoted. Now when he talked about these very classic lines, he looked at Su Mi on the side affectionately, his mouth moved lightly, and spit out syllables.
Su Mi's face turned red with shame and her heart was as sweet as honey.
The Queen, the highest quality audience, suddenly burst into laughter.
She smiled, and the princesses and palace maids who came around to get the story also laughed.
Li Chengqian was stunned. What a laugh, what a classic line, so touching. You guys are so embarrassed to laugh!
The queen pointed at Su Mi: "Mu'er, please tell Chengqian what you just said to you."
Su Mi is a filial person and dare not be disobedient to the queen, so she had to repeat the reading with her red face.
Li Chengqian discovered that Su Mi had the superpower to remember, and said the classic he had just talked about without missing a word.
And as a first lecturer, he actually sounds better than what Li Chengqian said.
But what I said before was good, but why did I get stuck here: "I'm not happy, you have to make me happy, and you will always think that I am the most... the most..." Her face turned redder and she couldn't even talk, "Puchi..." Finally, she burst into laughter.
The other audience members also started to laugh together. The queen even laughed so hard that she patted her chest and said with a slight slap in her chest.
What's wrong with this group of women? What's so funny about this classic? Isn't the next word: the most beautiful...
The most beautiful?
If I am not happy, you have to make me happy and always think that I am the most beautiful...
I, no wonder these women laughed constantly. The emotional problems arise here. If a woman said this, it would be fine, but "I think I am the most beautiful" came out of his 1.9-meter-old man, that would be a big problem!
"Serious." Li Chengqian had a black line, "This is a story, you have to understand. This passage was told to her by the heroine in it. I sacrificed myself for the integrity of the story. Do you have the nerve to laugh? Smile, laugh enough, you guys, I won't tell you!"
As soon as he spoke, there was less laughter, and only a few princesses had a little less control ability, and they were still unable to finish it.
A princess came to plead with mercy: "Brother, I know you are the best, you are a lot of adults, let's continue to tell us."
"Yes, yes, we won't laugh anymore."
"Brother, look at your mother and sister-in-law, looking forward to your continued talk!"
Forget it, I won’t bother with you.
After a story of ups and downs and joys, everyone was still unsatisfied, but the queen was sick and was a little tired after sitting for so long. Li Chengqian insisted on letting the queen rest, and the others were driven away.
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Outside the Liangyi Hall of Tai Chi Palace, two guards saw the approaching Loli and asked, "I have seen Princess Hepu, but I don't know what the princess is doing?"
"I want to see my father, I have a treasure to offer to my father." Princess Hepu pressed her hand behind her back and said happily.
The guard said embarrassedly: "Your Majesty is discussing important matters with the Fang, and he is instructing him not to disturb him. This..."
"It's okay, I'll wait here." Princess Hepu acted very kindly.
This surprised the guards who knew that Princess Hepu was usually very rude. After waiting for half an hour, Li Shimin told Princess Hepu to go in.
He sat on a high chair, Fang Xuanling sat down, and the two monarchs and ministers were drinking tea like friends. Li Shimin asked to Princess Hepu who came in, "Shuer, how did you change your temperament today?"
Princess Hepu saluted very politely: "Li Shu has met his father and uncle." Then she said coquettishly, "Father, he is like this, how can he say that he has changed his temperament?"
Looking at the side of Li Shu's children, Li Shimin and Fang Xuanling both laughed.
"Father, my daughter has a treasure to offer!" Li Shu said with the treasure.
As soon as these words came out, Fang Xuanling also looked at her with great interest. Li Shimin asked, "Shuer, what treasure is it?"
Li Shu took two ink treasures and handed them to Li Shimin, asking, "Who thought these two calligraphy works are better?"
When Lao Li saw the first picture, he snorted lightly, with a smile. This was the homework that Li Shu handed in yesterday. There were too many details in the words, which made the whole article lose its charm. Lao Li was very dissatisfied with this and criticized Li Shu yesterday. Unexpectedly, she used this calligraphy again today. Was she here to admit her mistake?
Lao Li pressed this picture and looked at the second picture, and his eyes lit up. This picture was not written by a brush, and the strokes were even and small. From the words, we can see that there are still many round and weak areas in the details. It is concluded that the first character was written by Li Shu. However, it is difficult to see the flaws when written by this stroke. Instead, Li Shu's words appear fresh and graceful, and the more you look at them, the more you look at them!
"Yes." Old Li nodded. Li Shu below wanted to jump up happily, but he still held back in front of the foreign minister.
Fang Xuanling is a thin old man with three long whiskers on his face. He touched the long whiskers and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, Longyan, I think it's because Princess Hepu has made great progress in her studies. Can I also let the princess's homework be watched?"
Old Li revealed his daughter's shortcomings: "She, a naughty and difficult child, made a novelty today to show her face. Haha, Xuanling, take a look!" He handed down two calligraphy pictures.
Fang Xuanling looked at it and laughed: "Princess Hepu is powerful, but she doesn't care about the overall situation, so she doesn't have the energy to write it all the way! This one, the small words hide the frustration, haha..." He was like evaluating the children of his neighbor's house, and he didn't hold the emperor's daughter high as a princess at all.
But this is very normal and natural between him and Li Shimin. Princess Hepu just pouted and didn't dare to contradict her.
"I wonder what Princess Hepu used to write this character?" Fang Xuanling asked.
When Li Shu heard this, they finally asked the point and took out a goose feather like a treasure: "Father, Uncle Fang, I discovered that this small goose feather is also of extraordinary use. Just cut it, you can write instead of a brush. It is easier to get started than a brush. You can write very beautiful words after practicing for a long time. And for the same word, the brush needs a stick of incense to complete, and the geese can be completed in less than half a stick of incense. My daughter specially dedicated this pen to the father!"
When Lao Li saw the quill, his eyes shrank, and he looked at her with interesting words, commented: "You stubborn man, don't you read and write well and write such strange and lewd things? Humph, I see that your writing is getting more and more ugly, so I punish you to go back and copy the thousand-character text ten times."
When Li Shu heard this, his eyes were always pale!
I just wanted to show off and ask for some reward, but I didn't expect that Lao Li would be angry and I would have to punish myself.
What is a thousand-character text? It means there are thousands of words. Ten chapters are ten thousand words. Oh my God, kill me!
"Your Majesty." Fang Xuanling spoke, "It is something that should be encouraged to be bold invented by children. If there is something wrong, you and I can correct it again. And..."
Li Shu looked at the old house with a sincere look with help, and Lao Li also wanted to hear what the old house wanted to say.
"And, this thing has something to do with it." Old house touched his long beard and showed off his silence, and then said, "As His Royal Highness said, this thing is twice as short as a brush. If it is used by the clerks who are working, they have to record a large amount of copywriting every day, which can greatly improve their recording speed. Furthermore, this thing has a small handwriting, and when writing words, it accounts for smaller paper than a brush, which can save paper. In addition, it is very ordinary, very easy to pick up, much cheaper than a brush, and anyone can afford it. If this thing is popular, then every citizen of my Tang Dynasty can pick up a pen to write."
As the Prime Minister, Fang Xuanling looked far.
When Lao Li heard this, he couldn't help but feel moved. The inexplicable anger towards the quill was gone, and he nodded and recognized Lao Fang's words.
The Princess Hepu below was full of joy. She thought that she would suffer a loss if she could not offer her treasure. A few words from the old house made the rain turn into cloudy and sunny, which was like a bright village. Although the poem "The Flowers Beautiful" has not been created in the Tang Dynasty, Princess Hepu has already thought of this meaning. If she had higher knowledge and more patience, she would even have the habit of writing diaries, she would definitely have the right to sign the author of the poem "The Flowers Beautiful" and she was the Princess Hepu. She was a loli with a beginning and a slash, so she was destined to be out of fate with this poem!
Old Li waved to Hepu: "Put your quill and show it to my father."
Princess Hepu walked over happily and handed it to Lao Li, and flattered Lao Li: "Father, what does the father think of this daughter named this "Zhenguan Pen"?"
When he heard this, Lao Li and Lao Fang laughed together and agreed to the name of Zhenguan Pen.
When Old Li was happy, he took something from his waist and said, "I admire you for your wisps of flowers, birds and songs. Although the geese... Zhenguan pen contributed a huge amount, you can't waste your calligraphy practice. If you don't write well next time, you will still punish you for your father."
"Hehe, yes. Thank you, Father!" Hepu happily took this beautiful golden thing and smelled it. The incense was strong. If you put it on your body, you would be scented within five meters. And if you shake it, you will make a pleasant sound of silver bells. I really love you so much
Chapter completed!