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Chapter 37 I, Tinkerbell, will poison you all today!(1/2)

This night.

Zhao Wuba listened to "The Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" three times, and finally got off the bed at his wife's urging.

But in bed, he was still excited, and what he couldn't forget was the extremely magical melody in his mind.

He usually acted in bed, but he insisted until his wife begged repeatedly to finish it. He felt incredible.

"This battle song is still worthy."

He fell asleep with such thoughts.

...

When he woke up the next morning, Zhao Wuba went to work with thick dark circles.

I did have a little fun with my wife yesterday, not much like his style.

He felt a little embarrassed.

But at this moment, he suddenly found that several colleagues, martial artists, were almost the same as him!

Their spirits are a little wilted, and they are a little absent-minded when they go to work.

Zhao Wuba himself was the same. When teaching his disciples the introductory boxing, there were several mistakes even made in several places.

Fortunately, he woke up in time.

"What's wrong?"

"It feels like something is missing."

In the afternoon, he heard several colleagues discussing: "Have you heard the song "The Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss"?"

"I listened to it, it's really a good war song. I want to listen to it again now."

"Damn! That little Tinker Bell is too dark, and you have to pay for it when you try it out. Fortunately, it's not expensive, I think it's better to book a week, which is more cost-effective."

"This kind of talent can be produced in places like Tai'an City. But I always feel something is wrong. Forget it, I can't do it anymore. I have to listen to it again, otherwise I will always feel bored!"

As he said this, the martial artist silently put on his headphones and connected to the relevant database of Qingyun List with his mobile phone. Soon, he closed his eyes and showed an intoxication!

The others followed suit.

In the martial arts lounge, a group of people began to shake their legs strangely...

Zhao Wuba frowned, but in the end he was unable to avoid the common people. He risked being scolded by his wife and secretly took the bag for a week.

After listening to "The Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss", the martial artists all showed satisfied smiles on their faces.

In the afternoon, I was obviously energetic in boxing.

Every time I listened, I became much more excited.

This night.

Zhao Wuba, after listening to "The Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" seven times, he fought with his wife until dawn.

...

On the third day, Zhao Wuba felt that it was too wise to choose Bao Zhou.

He listened to the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss for fifteen times.

I took a rare leave the next day.

...

On the fourth day, Zhao Wuba's eyes were deep, his body was exhausted, and he shouted:

"Where is the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss?"

Instead of going to work, he lay down at home.

In the Qingyun List database, the Huaqing Musicians Association has forced the audition function of "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss"!

"Don't do this, I want to listen."

"I'm willing to pay more!"

"Why should I close the audition of "The Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss"?"

"I will die without Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss!"

People on the Internet in Huaqing City left messages angrily.

They are like a group of addictions - gentlemen, who want to catch the last life-saving straw.

Not only ordinary warriors were affected, but even many ordinary civilians who clicked to listen to the trial were poisoned!

The demonic melody and rhythm, the strange language, the ethereal and beautiful real world, made them deeply trapped in it!

They began to follow the beat, shaking their legs involuntarily, shaking their hands and feet, and dancing irregularly!

...

At this time, the musician industry officials in Huaqing City finally stood up!

There are endless condemnation and criticism on the Internet and major media.

[Huaqing Morning News]: Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, a poisonous war song.

[197 Forum]: A mysterious musician named Tingtang, a long-deliberate conspiracy in Tai'an City!

[Huaqing Musicians Association]: Please stop listening to "The Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss". After research by senior executives of this association overnight, this battle song has a serious tendency to be addicted to it. Don't let Tai'an succeed!

[Professor Yang from the Huaqing Abnormal War Song Research Center said]:

People who have listened to the Pure Land of Pure Land are easily addicted and have severe withdrawal reactions. In order to better control themselves, we have developed electric shock therapy here, which can effectively treat poisoning in the Pure Land of Pure Land! If one hundred milliamps is less than 100 milliamps, it will be 200 milliamps, and the electrotherapy will be until you are obedient! This research center has rich treatment experience and welcomes patients to call for consultation.

...

For a time, the entire Huaqing City was in chaos by the song "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss".

Data shows that at least 60% of warriors, 30% of musicians, and ordinary people with even more terrifying proportions have been poisoned by the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss!

The students began to miss classes, the office workers were also dying, the warriors were listless, and the musicians were even more moaning in pain!

And that song "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" is extremely charming and eye-catching on the list of Huaqing City.

Not only because of its dazzling ID and source, but also because of the weird ranking changes.

On the first day, Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss ranked ninth.

The next day, ranked fifth.

On the third day, it fell to seventh.

On the fourth day, we rushed to third place again!

It seems that even Yunzhou Intelligent Brain cannot determine the specific score of this battle song!

The huge change is like a charming dancer dancing on the Qingyun List in Huaqing City.

Everyone in Huaqing City's eyes were red.

They couldn't listen to the official voice at all.

I don't know how many people are shouting:

"I want to listen to the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss!"

"Please let me listen again."

"Just one, just take a sip... Mom, I really take another sip."

And it seems to be in response to these addicted people in Huaqing.

On the day when the preheating period of Qingyun List was about to end, the battle song was revised and uploaded again.

Under the anger of the public, the official could only open the charges under pressure.

【NO.3 "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" (accelerated version) Author: Xiao Dingdang]

[Introduction: If you don’t listen if you say it’s poisonous, then I, Tinker Bell, will poison you to death today!]

But this time, the charges are even more harsh!

"My grass! The little tinker bell is so damn it! It actually costs 30 yuan every time!"

"But it's fine, it's better than Wu Dao. No, I'll do it. I'll do it for a week."

"It costs 2,000 a week! I, a student party, can't stand it. Who is the big guy who is sorry for me?"

"Luckily, I've been doing business before, haha, I'll listen to it twice before talking about it! It's so exciting."

Such things are all kinds of sentient beings.

The Pure Land of Pure Land swept across the entire Huaqing City with a viral spread.

No one can guard against this.

The whole city was in a state of fanaticism, and things seemed to be moving towards an uncontrollable side!

...
To be continued...
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