Chapter 79 [Goddess of Zhentan! 】
"Do you think I'm beautiful?", this kind of title, no matter whether it is beautiful or ugly, is definitely looking for a squirt when posted. The ugly ones are like lotus and jade phoenix, which can make people spit all over the country. The beautiful ones are directly black fungus, which can make people feel out of breath. There are also girls with good temperaments who have a photo of themselves, and there is a row of "wiping the monitor" below, "Typing with both hands does not mean I'm holding it anymore, maybe I'm licking the screen, etc...
Only some people who are pure middle school or purely simple will post such posts. Everyone on the forum was so idle that they felt like they were eating a ton of Ma Fei. They rolled up their sleeves and opened them, waiting to start spraying and warming up their bodies.
When I clicked on it, a girl wearing Shadow Assassin equipment and half-faced looked at the camera elf with a victory gesture. Needless to say, you can tell that her eyebrows are a beauty, and the mask can also show a little bit of the mouth and nose. With the casual braid, it is so fascinating that it is not worth the life, and it is good. As expected, nine out of ten women who dare to post a photo of Baozhao are beautiful, and the other one is the PS Emperor...
Everyone is about to start squirting, who cares if you are beautiful or not? Anyway, it's not your girlfriend...
Then everyone was stunned. The background was not right! This is the gate of the dungeon, and the environment was gloomy. NPC magician Alexia was smiling and waving someone. What does it mean to choose such a dark place to take a photo... There is a man behind him, picking his nose! Damn! Can't pick photos? It's too affecting the appearance! Everyone didn't notice the ID of the beauty in front, and directly recorded the ID of the man behind him, the Yellow River Ferry. Is this just a snatching shot?
Moving down the post, in the second photo, the girl was posing for a cat's claw, and her expression changed. She stared at her eyes widened and was still the man behind her... In this photo, he tripped by a stone while walking, and was throwing a dog to poop, with his big butt facing the camera, and his head ID was extremely shining...
Later on, there were other styles of the girl. The man was swearing behind him, and his facial features were extremely ugly at this time...
There are also photos of entering the underground ancient city below, the man was abused by a group of monsters...
"Damn! It's the post of the shadow goddess Annijiang!" Suddenly someone went to the line and replied to a post. Everyone found out that the poster was "Pinnie used the sea flying corpse". The IDs were all bound to players. When registering the game number, the forum number will be registered. Generally, it cannot be faked. Anni's avatar is slow, SpongeBob punched, and the sea cucumber baby was beaten and vomited blood and flew out. It's really violent, no wonder this animation was banned...
Everyone can see now that Ani is not self-destructing at all. Her purpose is to blacken the Yellow River ferry behind the black!
In the early years, a photo was circulated on the Internet. A female student was taking cute photos in the women's bathroom. Behind her was a girl who looked pretty good, squatting in the pit. Half of her butt was white and tender, and she showed her face. This was definitely a bloody hatred... Because it was difficult to seize the opportunity, this way of taking photos was lost for a long time, and after hundreds of years, it reappeared again!
The background of all the cute photos of Ani is that the Yellow River ferry is making a fool of himself. What a grudge...
"Kneel to the goddess, Great Sage, please take back your magical powers! I can't control myself at all! Wait, I'll take two pieces of motion sickness medicine before seeing..." The primary school student "Moonlight Night Cicada" came to see the beauty. Although Ani was masked, she could also tell that she was a first-class beauty. But just after taking a look, she was in a happy mood and suddenly found an ugly man behind him was picking his nose and blowing his nose... He looked at two pictures and ran to vomit...
"I'm wiping the screen." The reply of 'Wow Doudoulong' came out. As soon as it was refreshed, a row of red words immediately appeared under his ID. The user has been banned...
Ani took more than 30 photos in total, and the number was unexpected. Everyone who looked at the picture could enjoy the impact of beauty, and then vomited wildly. This photography technique is definitely comparable to Brother Guan Xi. This is simply taking photos with his soul, and people who play with equipment will never understand...
This post finally created a celebrity. The Yellow River Ferry was just an unknown player in diamond force. It became well-known in a short while! It was so famous that it even surpassed the two gods and others! His words provoked Zhang Wei, and the image of the embarrassing mother saying that she had to go offline for premature birth (player matching characters), which soon spread throughout the Internet. Some people suddenly admitted their conscience, and others habitually replied, "Is your mother going to be premature birth?"...
Not long after this post was released, the Yellow River Ferry was kicked out of diamond force!
At first, he told people about Diamond Force that they were provoked by Xiaobayu, and some people also said a few words to him. When they found out that the little fish he was talking about was actually a cannon god, everyone's reaction was so fierce. Although many people with Diamond Force had conflicts with Zhang Wei, they were too ignorant and conscientious, but not everyone could say it... In the end, Diamond Xingchen saw the dispute in the chat channel and kicked him directly. Diamond Force is a guild that is determined to dominate miracles. Keeping such people who only know how to make cannons on their lips will only affect their signatures.
Later, Brother Huanghe Ferry had another adventure. He quarreled with someone in the post, bet 1,000 yuan a game, and then lost, and simply stopped on the forum. It would be fine if he lost and refused to admit his account, but he also said that he was playing games because he was not familiar with the operation and they won't win. Later, someone found out that he had played various games for 7 years, and the truth always made people complain.
Someone he knew heard about him, saying that he had a friend to introduce him to work, so he gave up playing games, which was a promising thing. However, two months later, he started arguing with the boss because of the satellite, and finally beat the boss and was fired. He didn't know that his friend apologized in front of the boss, but instead said proudly that he was relieved to fight. Then he planned to take the exam for a public institution...
Ani’s post has created the top ten famous quotes on the Internet this year!
"Why are your mother going so fast? Is it going to have premature birth?"
The topic turned around, and Ani continued to post photos later. After all, he was a girl, so he would still take some "normal" photos!
Since just now, the strange "Imaginary Toothpick" among the three major bar owners of the forum is actually online. That wow Doudoulong was blocked by him... The single photo posted by Ani has completely captured the personal temperament, beauty, environmental characteristics, and overall picture. It is indeed professional! There cannot be few goddesses in the forum on the forum, which greatly affects the popularity of the forum! The toothpick added a splice to the post and replied: "The little girl looks good, and there is another goddess in the forum!" Then it disappeared. I don't know which girl she was going to play. I heard that she had a hot fight with a cute girl named "Dou Xiaoshou" some time ago...
The otakus was fascinated by the photos of the goddess. Suddenly, he kept replies and praised the beautiful person as "Iron Blood Stallone", and replied: "I asked, I heard that the goddess is the No. 10 girlfriend of the cannon god..."
"That's someone else's nonsense, we're actually No. 1!"
Critical strike! Successfully sunk the Iron Blood Stallone!
The man's avatar turned black and showed off offline... Before leaving, he left a reply: "Why is fate so unfair..."
How many people were in pain? Afterwards, more than 300 people smashed the equipment that night, and various economic losses exceeded 2 million...
Seeing the IDs on the top posts getting dark, Ani laughed after the operation page! Although admitting that relationships will make people feel much less angry, if the scumbag has many girlfriends, it will be completely different! A row of IDs are getting dark, but more IDs appear to reply! Many people advised her to leave the Cannon God, and there are also people who report their own net worth and photos. She looked at it with a smile, and then replied: "See you the photo of me and Cannon God..." Then she slowly looked for her own picture library. Just now, Zhang Wei sprayed her huge pit and she wanted to take revenge! The photo of Zhang Wei and his pet being red in the background is still preserved! Ah hahahaha...
Soon, a photo was uploaded.
This time, it seems that it is not a black man. Ani is acting cute in the front, and more than a dozen teammates are having a final showdown with the Tree Demon King. The Tree Demon King's ultimate move locked all the people, and only a few people were not hit. Zhang Wei stood on the back of a red turtle as big as a water tank, grabbing its back prick with one hand. The turtle jumped, more elegant than a horse leaping through the stream...
A fire blew from the turtle's mouth, and the scene was filled with fire!
Zhang Wei was laughing and pointed at the Poison Ivy King with a lightning rod. A burst of flame exploded in the Poison Ivy King's eyes!
-13276!
·
Chapter completed!