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【842】Alien(1/2)

"You go and sleep with Xiao Chao tonight."

"Why come with me."

I glanced at Xiao Chao and said, "This is a consistent tradition."

"What is consistent tradition?"

"Every time someone comes to the house, they occupy your bed."

Xiao Chao spread his hands and said, "This time is different."

"There's nothing different." Then I turned my head and looked at the orangutan, "You go to sleep with Xiao Chao tonight, did you hear me?"

Zhou Orangutan looked at me with big eyes, then blinked, and then firmly shook his head, "I won't go."

I was stunned for a moment, then took a deep breath, "Go ahead, ah, be obedient."

"I won't go." Zhou orangutan continued to shake his head. "I said I won't go. I won't go with him."

"Then who do you want to go with?"

Zhou Orangutan stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "I will be with Brother Xiaoliu, not them."

"Obey, good orangutan, you can sleep with Xiao Chao at night, and I won't be angry with you anymore."

"I'm not going." Zhou Orangutan continued to shake his head, "I don't want to go with him, I'm going with Brother Xiaoliu."

I'm a little depressed about "gorilla."

"Brother Xiaoliu, it's useless whatever you say. If I say I can't go, I won't go."

"You're not going, are you?" I looked at Zhou Orangutan and asked,

"What's wrong? I don't think I still love you if I don't go."

"That's right, why are you like this? Why do you look down on our Xiaochao?"

"That's right, people have their own wishes, why do you force them?"

"It's just that I despise people like you the most."

I watched them singing in harmony, then turned around and said, "Orangutan, listen to me."

"You don't have to say anything." Zhou Orangutan shook his head fiercely, "I will follow Brother Xiaoliu, and I won't follow anyone else."

"Fuck, you go to sleep with Xiao Chao."

"I won't go." Zhou Orangutan shook his head. "I said I won't go."

"Fuck" I stood up immediately, then pointed at Zhou Orangutan and asked, "Are you going or not?"

Zhou Orangutan shook his head and said, "I won't even kill you."

I was a little depressed. "Have you thought about it?"

Zhou Orangutan said "Hmm" and said, "If I can't go, I won't go."

Then I pounced on Zhou Orangutan. I originally thought I would quickly get rid of Zhou Orangutan. Who knew, when I just pounced on him, Brother Xu, Chen Yang, and Xiao Chao, three people They all rushed forward,

Therefore, I basically had no room to fight back, so I was knocked to the ground by a few of them. After a lot of tossing and making trouble,

for a long time,

I lay on the ground, took two deep breaths, feeling sore all over my body, and looked at the few people standing next to me, and then the smoking players, looking at them with smiles one by one. This comfort,

"Oh, it's been a long time since we repaired him together."

"It's just that he is too incompetent."

Brother Xu smiled and said, "Zhou Orangutan, just sleep with him at night. Look at how dare he say no."

Then I saw a fluffy face, stretching out towards me, "Brother Xiaoliu, are you okay?"

I was a little depressed, looked at Zhou Orangutan, and then shook my head, "It's okay, it's okay."

"It's okay." Zhou Orangutan stretched out his hand to help me and helped me up.

I leaned on the sofa and pointed at them, "Okay, okay, you guys are awesome, okay."

They smiled at each other and said, "No way, I'll throw up even if I drink too much."

I don’t know when this sentence started to become a popular saying. It seems that there is another sentence after it, riding a bicycle up a tree, seeing a beautiful woman and being unable to walk. But now that I think about it, it is such a cliché.

Chen Yang glanced at Brother Xu, "Are you sleepy?"

Brother Xu shook his head, "I feel energetic at night."

Zhou Orangutan sat up and said, "I suggest that we all have a drink together to celebrate."

I glanced at Orangutan Zhou and said, "What are you celebrating?"

"That's right, what are you celebrating?" Brother Xu smiled, "What's there to celebrate?"

Zhou Orangutan rolled his eyes and then looked at me, "Brother Xiaoliu."

I turned around and said, "Well, what's wrong?"

"I know what to celebrate."

"Then tell me, why are you looking at me?"

"I'm afraid you'll be angry."

"Why are you angry? Don't be afraid of him." Brother Xu stretched out his hand and pulled Zhou Orangutan, "Tell me what you need to celebrate."

Orangutan Zhou looked at me,

I took a deep breath and said, "Yes, yes, you can tell me."

Zhou Orangutan smiled and said, "Congratulations to Brother Xiaoliu and I for surviving the catastrophe."

I was stunned for a moment, then looked at Zhou Orangutan,

Brother Xu was aside and stopped talking for a moment.

I smiled, and then said to Chen Yang, "Well, that's it, go get the wine."

Chen Yang smiled, "That's good. Then he turned around and ran to the kitchen to get wine and dry noodles to eat noodles. It was late at night and there was nothing else to eat."

After Chen Yang entered, Brother Xu looked at me and asked in surprise, "Liu'er."

I turned around and said, "What's wrong?"

"What on earth did you and Zhou Orangutan do?"

"Did nothing."

"Then why celebrate surviving the catastrophe?"

I smiled and said, "It's okay. You'll know later."

"Zhou Orangutan, what are you doing?"

Zhou Orangutan glanced at me, then looked at Brother Xu, and shook his head, "I didn't do anything. I forgot about it. I forgot about it. Don't mention it again."

Brother Xu touched his head and asked, "Is it that serious?"

I shook my head, "Actually, it's not that big of a deal. He probably won't die, and it's not very high." Then I smiled at Brother Xu, "But you have to remember the oath you just swore."

"You don't need to remind me." Brother Xu glanced at me, and then Chen Yang brought the wine and meat over.

The few of us let this matter go, all sat on the ground and started drinking.

It’s very comfortable to drink and chat at the same time.

Halfway through the drink, I suddenly remembered what Li Yuyue said to me today. I put the wine in my hand on the ground, then looked up at Brother Xu and the others, "By the way, it's a bit serious."

Brother Xu turned around and took a bite of instant noodles. "What's wrong?"

"I saw Li Yuyue today."

"Well, what's wrong with that boy? He wants to stir up trouble again."

"No, no, Li Yuyue was beaten."

"Then why are you talking about this?"

I glanced at Chen Yang, "There is a guy named Qu Zheng in the third year of high school, do you know."

Chen Yang smiled and said, "There are more than 4,000 people in the school, how could I know that?"

"That's right, what's wrong with him?"

"Just asking if any of you have heard of it."

Brother Xu smiled and said, "I have heard of this person, but I have never seen him."

"How is he,"

"I don't know." Brother Xu shook his head. "I heard my wife talking about such a person on the phone. It was a long time ago. Then I asked a few questions casually, and it seemed that she was doing okay."

"He beat Li Yuyue."

"Li Yu has offended him more."
To be continued...
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