【827】Summer(1/2)
I went downstairs and took out the motorcycle keys.
As soon as I got in the car, my phone rang again. I thought it was Xu Liang.
I picked up the phone and glanced at "Hello."
"Wang Baoliu."
I smiled and said, "Hello, wife."
"Son of a bitch."
I was a little depressed, "Okay, why are you scolding me?"
"You understand." Xiyu said coldly on the phone, "You bastard."
"Fuck, you're still scolding me."
"You use another dirty word for me."
When I heard, "Hey, you're still being aggressive."
"Hold me again."
"no."
"Keep it up."
I took a deep breath, "Okay, you just scolded me, and you didn't allow me to ask why. I just said one sentence, is there any justice?"
"I am the law of heaven. Anyway, you yourself have done some good deeds. You will know it yourself."
"I understand what I am, I don't understand at all."
"real."
I was a little depressed, "I swear, you must have misunderstood me."
"Okay, let me remind you what you did last night."
"I, last night." Then I smiled, "I went to bed last night and didn't do anything. Let me just say, you must have misunderstood me."
"Son of a bitch, why did I misunderstand you?"
"Fuck, you're still scolding me."
"You bastard, I'm just scolding you. Why didn't you call me after I hung up on you last night?"
When I heard this, I suddenly realized, "Oh, oh, oh, this is why my wife is angry after having been having trouble for a long time."
"What do you think, bastard? Not only did you not call me, but you also turned off your phone. Don't you want to have a good time?"
I quickly smiled and said, "What are you doing?"
"You bastard, you're making me angry."
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, good wife."
"I'm very bad."
"I didn't mean it."
"Fart, you didn't mean it, could it be an accident?"
"Well, you are really right."
"Okay, don't contact me. Let's calm down for a week."
"Stop, stop," I said quickly, "Don't do this, it won't happen."
"Why don't you call me."
"It was you who hung up. I thought you were going to sleep, so I didn't call you."
"I'm telling you, I'm very angry. I hang up just to ask you to call me back. Don't you understand?"
"I really don't understand."
"Son of a bitch."
I took a deep breath, "Good wife, good wife, stop scolding me, okay."
"I'll scold you."
"We are quality people."
"With you, if I have quality, I will make you angry to death."
"Please don't say that, please, I love you so much."
"Go away, stop being poor with me."
I smiled and said, "Oh no."
"You can use another dirty word for me."
"Oh shit."
"Go away" Xiyu got angry and hung up the phone.
I smiled at the phone and pondered for a moment whether I should call her back. It was obvious that she was not really angry. It was normal for girls to have a bad temper. In fact, as long as you were patient and coaxed, it would be over soon. It will be fine,
If you have been saying nice things for a long time but it still has no effect,
There are only two possibilities,
First, what unforgivable mistakes have you made?
Second, this woman really doesn’t like you,
I didn't make any unforgivable mistakes, and Xiyu must like me very much, so I called back confidently.
"Hello."
"Good wife, I was wrong."
"Say it nicely."
"Good wife, I was wrong. I will correct it in the future. I must pay attention next time."
"What's wrong with you?"
"I shouldn't have hung up on you. Didn't I call you back now? Didn't you behave well?"
"That's pretty much it." Xiyu still said seriously, "What are you doing?"
I smiled and said, "I'm getting ready to go out."
"What are you going to do?"
"Looking for a friend of mine, a brother who used to be a freshman in high school, and now he's back."
"Who is it? Why don't I know?"
"Of course you don't know. He stopped going to school for a few months after he was a freshman in high school. After being persuaded to quit, he went to join the army. Now he is back and will stay at home for a few days. He just called me. I Go and stay with him for a while."
"Oh, today is a day off."
"You just know."
"Well, it's too early to get up so early in the morning."
"Then you continue to sleep."
Xiyu thought for a while, "But I don't want to sleep."
"I'm telling you, lie down, close your eyes, and don't think about anything. If you close your eyes, you will definitely fall asleep."
"No, I tried, but I can't sleep."
"Or you can play soft music and try again."
"No, as soon as the music is played, I think of the sunset. When I think of the sunset, I can't sleep."
I smiled and said, "Then put on earplugs and close your eyes."
Xiyu smiled happily, "Liuliu, Liuliu."
"Here you are, wife, what are your orders?"
"I can give you another chance, please think about it carefully."
I took a deep breath, then smiled and said, "I'll pick you up downstairs at your house in ten minutes."
Xiyu also smiled, "That's pretty much it." Then he said "Huh?" into the phone, "Liu Liu, I'll go take care of it right now."
"Yeah," then I hung up the phone.
As soon as I plugged in the motorcycle key, Xiyu called back, "You bastard."
I was stunned for a moment, "What's wrong with me? I provoke whoever I provoke, and I get scolded at every turn."
"I just scolded you"
"Are you out of your mind?"
To be continued...