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【824】Calendar(1/2)

The few of us watched for a while, and when we were feeling comfortable, we saw Xiao Chao coming out of the room very depressed,

I smiled at him, "Idiot."

"Fuck you." Xiao Chao cursed at me, "You're back."

I looked at him, "Aren't you going to be depressed?"

"You don't care about me."

Brother Xu smiled and said, "Oh, don't talk about other people's sad things."

"Xiao Mei is having an affair with someone else."

"Yeah, I guess so."

"When the time comes, I'll see, oh my, the person I'm having an affair with is Zhou Orangutan."

"No, no, that's Zhou Orangutan." Brother Xu smiled, "It's a big lobster."

"Haha." We all laughed,

Xiao Chao immediately got angry and said, "I'm going to bully you." Then he rushed towards the three of us. To be honest, his courage and spirit are commendable, and he can be commended everywhere."

The result was obvious. We had a hard time. Xiao Chao lay on the ground and looked at us fiercely, "Okay, okay, you are cruel enough."

We laughed, no one said anything,

Brother Xu looked at me and said, "Liu'er."

I turned around and said, "What's wrong?"

"Why did you go there? Why did you come back so late and touch the meat again?"

"I glanced at Brother Xu, it's so vulgar."

"Then why did you go?"

I thought for a while, then patted my head and looked at them, "By the way, let me tell you something serious."

"Serious, nothing serious."

I smiled and said, "Do you know who Brother Ze has been hanging out with more frequently lately?"

"Brother Ze." Brother Xu touched his head, "What's wrong with him?"

"You don't feel anything at all."

"What does it feel like? What's wrong with him?"

I looked at Chen Yang and said, "Neither have you."

Chen Yang spread his hands with an innocent look on his face,

Xiao Chao, who was lying on the ground, looked at me and asked, "What's wrong with him?"

"You really don't feel anything at all."

"No, no." They all replied in unison,

"Hey, Brother Ze is in love."

"What." Brother Xu and Chen Yang's voices suddenly became louder. Xiao Chao, who was lying on the ground, also sat up and looked at us, "Brother Ze can actually fall in love."

I nodded,

"Are you sure?" Brother Xu looked at me, "I've never heard him say that."

"I asked him why his teacher has stopped participating in our activities recently, and he doesn't even smoke cigarettes." Chen Yang said with a look of realization on his face, "Turns out he has fallen in love."

"Didn't he have a baby to kiss in their village?"

"Then who knows, Brother Ze said that the girl he kissed ran away with some second pillar."

Xiao Chao smiled, "Is he the younger brother of Chen Ran's husband, the younger brother of Zhu Zhu, or Er Zhu?"

"Haha." Then we all laughed,

Everyone laughed for a while, and Chen Yang pushed me, "Who is that? Who is having sex with a gorilla."

I shook my head,

"Fuck, you're just pretending to be a bitch with us, aren't you?"

I glanced at Brother Xu, "Who the hell knows who it is, who the hell knows who it is, no one will die well."

Brother Xu was stunned for a moment and looked at me, "You really don't know."

I nodded, "Well, I really don't know."

"Then how do you know someone is in love?"

"He told me personally."

"That didn't tell you who it was."

"Well" I shook my head, "He didn't tell me who it was. I asked for a long time, but he didn't tell me."

Xiao Chao thought for a moment, "Who can fall in love with him?"

"It goes without saying that it's Xiaomei." Brother Xu smiled, "Xiaomei broke the appointment today and went to have an affair with Xue Weize."

"That's right, that's right." I also smiled, "I bought him the condoms, opened the hotel room for him, and gave him the tricks."

"Oh, I should treat Brother Ze and the others to dinner tonight."

"Yeah, that's right, Brother Ze did a good job."

"I'm going to bully your moms, I'm going to bully your bloody mothers." Xiao Chao got up angrily,

Then another beating,

Xiao Chao lay on the ground and looked at the rest of us, "Okay, you can do it."

Brother Xu clapped his hands, "Who do you think you are, can you like Brother Ze?"

"What's wrong with Brother Ze? He's an absolute muscular man." Chen Yang thought for a while, "Yes, who is he?"

I looked at the two of them and said, "Brother Ze won't even say anything to me, that is, she is a woman and she is a netizen."

"Online dating."

I nodded,

"We met."

"That's for sure. Brother Ze has even opened the room."

"Okay, someone is going to lose their virginity again." Then Chen Yang looked at Xiao Chao and said, "Are you envious of this?"

"I envy your mother."

Chen Yang smiled and said, "I don't have the same experience as you."

"Tell me who it could be."

I shook my head, "I regret it. I should have followed Xue Weize today and I should have been able to see what that woman looks like. According to Brother Ze, they have been dating for a month."

"It's probably not our school's fault."

"If you don't tell me, maybe you are not from our school."

"Oh, you said Xue Weize has a partner, so go ahead and do it underground for us, so that no one can see it."

"It doesn't look good, for sure."

"Well, I don't even know if I don't want to."

I looked at them and said, "Are you still human? What are you doing if someone else's partner is good-looking or not?"

"Liuer, you are not a human being."

I glanced at Xiao Chao and said, "What's wrong with me?"

"You're giving me advice again on how to sleep with a little girl. Do you think you're still a human being?"

I smiled and said, "You don't care, I'm happy with it."

"That's right." Chen Yang followed, "Don't worry, if you really get involved with Xiaomei and want to go to bed, you will have to ask us to help you."

"Fuck, do I need to beg you?"

"Okay, just be tough. If you try to be tough now, we will ignore you."

"That's it, I forgive you for not being on the same level as you."

Chen Yang turned to look at Brother Xu, "Are you and Cheng Xue in bed?"

Brother Xu shook his head,

I was stunned for a moment, "Are you serious?"

"It must be fake. After sleeping together for so many nights, we actually didn't go to bed. Is it possible?"

Brother Xu sighed, "If I wanted to, I could have done it long ago."
To be continued...
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