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【794】Going to school is good(1/2)

Xiyu and I didn't have anywhere to go at noon, so we just sat at the buffet and talked about women's conquests and the equality between men and women. According to her, I deserve to feel a little wronged now. After all, they The woman has been wronged for thousands of years. Her last words were, wait for her to bully me for thousands of years, then we can become equal between men and women.

I felt a little depressed when I said that, but I had to happily say fair and good,

I reached out and looked at my phone, "Daughter-in-law, it's time to go to school."

"Yeah, okay." Xiyu smiled and put his arm around me. "Let's go, Liuliu."

When the two of us arrived at the door of the buffet restaurant, Xiyu suddenly stopped leaving, then reached out and grabbed my arm, "Liu Liu."

I was stunned for a moment, "What are you going to do?"

Xiyu stared at me with big eyes and looked at me pitifully, "My feet hurt."

"Well, it won't hurt anymore when I go back to work and rest."

"That's not what I meant." Xiyu continued, "I mean, do you dare to carry me out from here?"

I glanced at Xi Yu, "There are a lot of people here."

Xiyu nodded, "This is called the conquest of women, do you dare?"

I smiled and said, "There are so many people here."

"Don't talk nonsense." Xiyu interrupted me directly, "Just tell me whether you dare."

I took a deep breath, then looked at Xi Yu and said seriously, "Tell me, if I carried you out in front of so many people, would you be very happy?"

Xiyu smiled, revealing a sweet dimple, "Of course I will, Liuliu."

I nodded, "Okay, then you ride me and I'll do anything. You also know me. I can do anything for my wife. It's not just a day or two. Even if I'm a horse, I can do it."

When Xiyu heard this, "What you said is true."

I glanced at her, "Of course it's true. When have I ever lied to anyone?"

Xiyu was moved by this, "I knew that Liuliu was the best. Just ride it, just carry it on your back."

"Have you decided yet?"

Xiyu nodded, "Well, it's decided" and then opened his hands.

I smiled, then hugged Xiyu and said, "Daughter-in-law, I have a little back pain today. I'll give it another day."

"Damn." Xiyu then cursed, "We've been making trouble for a long time, and now you're teasing me. What's going on?"

"No, no, didn't I tell you that my back hurts."

"My back hurts, I didn't notice it."

"How can you tell this?"

"I think it's good when you act shamelessly."

"I said, I always think that is the most sacred thing, not something shameless, I tell you Ang"

"I knew it." Xiyu glanced at me, "I knew you should run away."

I was stunned for a moment, then I took out the cigarette from my clothes and lit it. "That's it, it's also called escape."

"What do you think it's called?"

"This can be considered an escape."

Xiyu smiled and said, "Wang Yue, tell me what this is called."

"This is called back pain."

"Get out of here and go to bed now. Do you still feel pain?"

"You know, the human body has inherent potential, and sometimes it needs to be stimulated."

"Do you still feel pain when you get to bed?"

"If I got into bed with you, it would be you who would feel the pain."

"Go away, you stinking gangster." Then Xiyu stretched out his hand and punched me. "If you keep running away from me, you'll make me poor again." After saying that, he punched me again.

I smiled and asked Xi Yu to hit me twice. "I didn't escape. Really, I dared to face you bravely. How can it be considered an escape."

"Go away, what do you mean by facing me?"

I took a deep breath, "It takes a lot of courage to face you."

"Stop talking nonsense. Do you want to memorize it?"

"Listen to me."

"You can either carry it or not. If you carry it, we'll leave and I won't talk nonsense to you."

"Listen to me"

"three"

"No, wife."

"two"

"How about listening to what someone has to say."

"One, okay, Wang Baliu, remember it well"

"I'll carry it."

Xiyu heard this, then smiled and looked at me, "Back."

I sighed and said helplessly, "Back."

"Come on, then squat down."

I looked around and said, "How about we find a place where no one is around."

"It's just here, just this time, okay, sixty-six."

I took a deep breath and said, "Okay, okay, whatever you want will work."

Then, as soon as I bent down, Xiyu jumped up. Then she hugged me and kissed my face hard, "Liuliu, I love you."

"Then can we stop being so in love in the future?"

"Let's go quickly, Liuliu."

I looked at the crowd of people around me, and some of them left the restaurant with Xi Yu on their backs.

After walking forward for a while, I said to Xiyu on my back, "Little Zhuzi, why are you so heavy?"

"Fart, am I here? It's sinking."

"Hey, little piggy."

"Go away, I only weigh more than eighty pounds."

"Is over eighty pounds so heavy?"

"Let's go quickly, stop talking nonsense."

I took a deep breath and walked towards the school gate with Xiyu on my back. I received all kinds of weird looks along the way.

After walking for a while, I felt really depressed. I turned around and looked at Xiyu, "Daughter-in-law, can you come down now?"

Xiyu hugged my neck and smiled at me, "No."

"Then I'll throw you down."

"You dare, you can fully consider the consequences if you throw me down."

I sighed, "Actually, it's not good for you to be like this."

"I'm not like this all the time, just once in a while, what's wrong?"

"No, what I mean is that if you act like this, people will think that there is something wrong with your body, that your legs and feet are inconvenient or something like that. You see such a beautiful girl with bad legs and feet, you are so attractive to others."

"You fart, who would think so."

I sighed, "Many people think so. If you think about it carefully, I think you would think so too. You don't know how much this will affect your image. Oh my, actually I don't care. I You’re not afraid of embarrassment, but you’re still a girl, so it’s detrimental to your image, you say.”

Xiyu lay on my back, hugged my neck, listened to what I said, then fell silent for a moment, and said, "Okay, Wang Baliu, you have hit the nail on the head."

I smiled and said, "It's not that I hit the point, it's the way it should be."

"Okay, let me down."

I quickly nodded, "Good, good." Then I put Xiyu down,

After putting it down, I stretched out and said, "Oh my god, I'm so exhausted."

"What about you?"

"What do you know?" Then I looked up and saw a few familiar faces, pointing at me and smiling.

I was a little depressed, then turned to look at Xiyu, "Look, people are laughing at me."

Xiyu also looked over there, "She is Korean, just smile. What are you afraid of? You are so thick-skinned."

"Who said I was thick-skinned?"
To be continued...
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