I coaxed Xiyu to eat, and then I tried my best to make her happy. Finally, I made Xiyu a little happier. She did not continue to ask me which one is more important between my girlfriend and my brother.

I had just sent Xiyu home, and after some teasing with her, I took a taxi to see Chenyang. While I was still on the way, my phone started vibrating.

I looked at the phone and felt a little depressed, but I picked it up and said, "Hello."

"Brother Xiaoliu."

I sighed, "What's wrong with you?"

Zhou Orangutan smiled and said, "It's okay, Brother Xiaoliu, you're not interesting enough."

"What's wrong with me."

"If you go to fight in the afternoon, don't call me."

"Who did you listen to? We are going to fight."

"Then don't worry about it. Just tell me if you guys are going to fight."

"No"

"Brother Xiaoliu, you still lied to me, you are so shameless."

I was a little helpless, "Okay, okay, it's not a good thing. You can hide as far away as you can. It's great. You still want to look up."

"You don't understand, you don't understand me, do you understand what brothers are?"

"understand."

"That's it, do you consider me a brother?"

"Better than brothers."

"That's good, Brother Xiaoliu, you hurt me deeply this time."

I was stunned for a moment, "Why did I hurt you? Please explain it to me clearly."

"You don't think of me as a brother anyway."

I was stunned for a moment, "Just say it directly."

Zhou Orangutan was stunned for a moment and said, "What did you say?"

I smiled and said, "Okay, I'll hang up."

"No, no, Brother Xiaoliu, you have to make it up to me."

I smiled and said, "Who did you learn this from? Why do you want to employ people now? You still have to find a reason for yourself."

"I don't have it."

"You're still pretending, I'm done"

"No, no." Zhou Orangutan said quickly, "I feel like I keep using you, so I'm sorry."

"I'm sorry, what's there to be embarrassed about? Are we brothers?"

Then there was silence on the other side of the phone,

"Why don't you speak?"

"It's okay, Brother Xiaoliu, we are good brothers."

"Yeah, that's right, so if you have anything to do in the future, just say it directly and don't stay ink."

"Brother Xiaoliu, I swear, you will be my good brother for life." Zhou Orangutan said excitedly on the phone,

"Okay, okay, are you so excited?"

"Of course, that's all, Brother Xiaoliu, please remember what I said, really." Zhou Orangutan said happily, "No one can change what I, Zhou Zhou, have decided."

I smiled and said, "Okay, okay, stop talking about this and tell me what happened."

"My wife and I have been having a cold war for half a month. She has been ignoring me. But today she asked me a question and said that if the answer satisfies her, she would forgive me.

I'm a little depressed, why am I so mentally retarded?

"Brother Xiaoliu."

"Oh, oh, you said."

"Brother Xiaoliu, this is the situation. She asked, if she and my mother fell into the water at the same time, which one would I save first? She gave me 30 minutes to think about it."

I was a little confused. "Of course I will save your mother. Your mother raised you like this."

"But if you say that, I won't have a wife."

I thought for a while, "Then you say save your wife."

"Then can she believe it? I don't believe it even if I say it. All good deeds and filial piety come first."

I smiled and said, "I'm really convinced by you. Then you can say you won't save anyone, or you can save both of them together."

"He will definitely not be satisfied with that. Usually, if you answer such a question to save your wife, you will be scolded as a liar. If you answer to save your mother, your wife will be angry. In fact, a truly wise woman will definitely not ask this question. Don't you think so? Brother Xiao Liu."

I thought for a while, "You are right. In fact, girls who ask these questions all the time have some problems with their brains."

"My wife has no problem with her brain."

"Well, your wife is an exception."

"Brother Xiao Liu, what should I say?"

"You can say whatever you want. If she wants to be with you, no matter what you say, she will be satisfied. If she doesn't want to be with you, no matter what you say, she will have a reason."

"Then you can't pick one for which she can't give a reason."

I thought for a while, "This is a bit masculine."

"Bring a box of Greater China tomorrow."

"You know, it's not a question of whether to smoke or not, it's just that I really can't think of it."

"Add a box of Ledo."

"Zhou Orangutan, why don't you believe me?"

"Two boxes."

"Okay, give me some time and let me think about it."

"One more box."

I took a deep breath and said, "I got it."

"How to say it, Brother Xiaoliu."

"You just say that I will jump down and commit suicide. Since I can't be born on the same year, the same month and the same day as you, then I hope to die on the same year, the same month and the same day. Underground, we can renew our pre-existing relationship and continue to be husband and wife."

"Damn it, brother Xiaoliu, you are so talented."

"Etc., etc."

"What's wrong?" Zhou Orangutan continued to ask,

I thought for a while, "There are two things you need to pay attention to."

"Say, Brother Xiaoliu."

"First, when you speak, you must pay attention to your expression and tone. You can mix in some disgusting words appropriately, but you must speak sincerely and sincerely. If the situation allows, it is okay to shed a few tears. Do you understand? .”

"I understand, Brother Xiao Liu, what about the second point."

"The second and most important point."

"talk."

I took a deep breath and said, "Don't forget to bring me cigarettes tomorrow."

"Fuck." Then Zhou Orangutan hung up the phone.

I smiled and said nothing,

When we arrived at Chenyang's house, they were drinking. When I entered, Brother Xu looked at me and said, "How are you doing? Are you done?"

"It's done, there's nothing I can't handle."

"Of course you have it," Chen Yang continued, "Look at your sad face just now, where did you kneel on the washboard?"

I looked at Chen Yang, "You're still kneeling on the washboard?

"Hey, we're talking about you."

"I've dropped my eggs, but they still can't be broken."

"Haha." Then the surrounding people burst into laughter. "Come on, let's start drinking."

"Let's go." I could see that everyone was very happy.

While I was drinking, someone knocked on the door.

I was stunned for a moment, "Isn't this Lin Yifei's unique voice?"

"Why does that idiot have time today?" Brother Xu opened the door smoothly.
To be continued...