【735】Drinking is also half the fighting power(1/2)
I have always believed that nothing can surpass the pleasure that xingai brings to people. Of course, I am talking about physical and mental enjoyment.
Being obsessed with xingai is not a shameful thing in the first place. Everyone is a normal person and it is normal if they like to do it.
Unless it is frigidity, of course, those are out of the scope of normal people.
"Why are you such a gangster?" Xiyu, who was lying in my arms, said angrily to me, "Perverts are just perverts, and don't always find high-sounding excuses for yourself."
I smiled and hugged Xiao Xiyu, "Do you have the ability to argue with me about the logic I just mentioned?"
"I won't quibble, you are just a gangster, a pervert, and a big pervert."
"Is there any more?"
"What else do you want to hear."
"Despicable, vulgar, shameless, low-level obscenity and violence."
"Hey, I understand myself quite well."
I nodded, "Then you still love me so much."
"Who said I love you."
"Don't you love me?"
"Of course I don't love you anymore. Who would like a stinky gangster?"
"Don't regret it, wife."
"Who is your wife? Have I seriously agreed to be your wife?"
I rubbed my head and said, "Oh, you're denying it again."
Xiyu glanced at me, "You have the nerve to say that I am your wife."
"Why am I embarrassed to say it?"
"Tell me, how many calls have you made to me since you were on vacation for such a long time?"
"How long have we been on vacation?"
"It's half a month."
"Half-month vacation, I stayed with you for a week, and stayed home for a week. It's only a week, isn't it a long time?"
"One week is enough for you to do a lot of things."
After listening to Xi Yu's words, I didn't know why, but I thought of Shen Lin, and then I fell silent.
Xiyu pinched me and said, "Hey, I'm talking to you, did you hear me?"
"Of course I heard you. What can I do?"
"Then who knows, you don't know to call me either."
"I called you."
"Fart." Xiyu followed and scolded, "Happy New Year, you couldn't bear to call me. You called Xiyang, and even chatted with my mother, but in the end you didn't call me. Do you think you are? On purpose.”
I was stunned for a moment, "Are you settling an old score?"
"Well, now that I've caught you, I have to settle it with you, point out your mistakes, and you correct them. If there's another time, I'll give you a hard time. If you don't even call me, it's me. I called you."
"You've already gone through a lot of trouble."
"That won't work. Anyway, I told you, Wang Yue, I will never forgive you for making the same mistake a second time."
I smiled and said, "Don't worry, don't worry, these days will come by in the blink of an eye. Make-up classes are really troublesome. Damn it, the school makes make-up classes compulsory and charges a make-up fee."
"It's like making up classes are mandatory and you have to make up classes."
"Yes, I'm here right now."
"You can't think of it, can your mother allow it?"
"As soon as my mother hears that I want to see you, she doesn't want me to go to school and lets me play with you."
"Go away, I'm going to class too."
"Then I will accompany you to class."
"Stop talking to me. How could your mother know about me?"
"I told my dad that I have a girlfriend."
When Xiyu heard this, he looked at me and said, "Really, Liuliu."
I smiled and said, "Of course it's true. What's the point of lying to you?"
"What did your father say?"
I rubbed my head and said, "You can ignore whatever he says."
"Why, that's your father."
I sighed, "You don't understand him. Anyway, just listen to me. If I say you can ignore anything he says, then you really can ignore it."
"What about your mother?"
"My mother didn't comment."
"What do you mean by not expressing any opinions?"
I laughed, "That means I have no opinion. If I didn't express my opinion, doesn't it mean I have no opinion?"
Upon hearing this, Xiyu said, "Ah, not positive at all."
"If this is positive or not, my mother only cares about my studies."
"Hey, how can any parent not care about their children's love affairs?"
"Our family is special, and I have always believed that as a man, if you have to listen to your family's arrangements for your marriage, that is a very, very shameful and absolutely unacceptable thing."
"Then what."
I patted my chest and said, "I have the final say on my youth."
Xiyu smiled, "Then you are in charge."
I shook my head, "When you're not around, I'll make the decision."
Xiyu laughed "haha", then reached out and pinched my face, "Liuliu, I love you to death."
"I love you so much too." My wife said, "Kiss you."
"Get out, get out."
"Quick, quick, do it again."
"Come on, aren't you tired? I don't want to."
"No, no."
"It won't work if I say no."
"I said yes." Then I pressed Xi Yu under me again, and just when I was about to kiss Xi Yu, she pushed my face with her hands. "Liu Liu, it's a bit serious. After I finish talking, I will Do."
I smiled ****ly, "In my eyes, there is nothing more serious than doing something." Then I kissed him,
Xiyu turned his face away and said, "bastard, wait a minute. Seriously, my parents want to see you."
I was stunned for a moment, raised my head, and looked at Xi Yu underneath me. "What did you say?"
"My parents want to see you, what else?"
"What a joke."
"Who are you kidding?" Xiyu glanced at me, "Look at me like this, do I look like I'm joking with you?"
I touched my head and said, "Why do you really want to see me?"
"Our family all knows about our relationship. Our family is quite open. Even though Xiyang always bullies you, every time I talk about you in front of my parents, they never say a bad word about you. They treat bad words as good things. explain."
"It's true, the sunset is so beautiful."
"Well, really."
"Hey, then I will definitely hurt him less often in the future."
"What." Xiyu asked curiously,
I shook my head, "It's okay, it's okay, what did your parents say?"
"My parents didn't say anything."
I smiled and said, "Well, if you haven't said it, you haven't said it, so there's no need to say it, let's do it."
"Go away, you bastard." Xiyu stretched out his hand and punched me. "You did it on purpose, didn't you?"
I smiled and said, "If you don't want to tell me, I won't ask. Why do you still say I did it on purpose?"
"Be more serious, mother."
"It's time to get serious when you're done."
To be continued...