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【558】Zhou Orangutan(2/4)

"Are you all asleep? You little bastards don't even raise your heads. I will go down. If you let me go, then you can figure it out for yourself. If I go down, things will be terrible. That’s serious.”

I sighed, then raised my head and smiled at Brother Zhen, "Hello, Teacher Zhen."

Then Brother Xu and the others also raised their heads,

Brother Zhen came back to the podium and smiled at us, "Hey, yo, I've been making trouble for a long time and I haven't fallen asleep yet."

Brother Xu smiled and said, "No, Teacher Zhen, what's going on?"

Brother Zhen clapped his hands and said, "Is it time for you to change your seats?"

"No, no need," Chen Yang waved quickly, "We are fine now."

"Very good." Brother Zhen smiled. "Teachers from more than one subject reported that your place is very messy." After Brother Zhen finished speaking, he pointed to our seats, "Have all your books been piled up?" Let’s go to the front and look at the seats for the four of you. They are concave, right? Are you enjoying yourself in the middle? The bases are so high, I just can’t figure it out. There are so many books of yours, right? No, we’ve already done that.”

"No, no." I quickly smiled and said, "Teacher, we took this out during class. We took it out."

Brother Zhen glanced at me, "Don't think I don't know anything. Let me remind you. "If you don't move any further, bow your head over there, and then the teacher will do the teacher's thing, and you guys will do yours, and I will give you all the seats. Open it, did you hear it?"

"Yes, yes, I heard you, teacher."

"Also, if another teacher comes to me and reacts to your small group, you can weigh it yourself."

Brother Xu was stunned for a moment, "Teacher, what are you going to say to us?"

"That's right, you have to tell us, and then we can make changes. If you agree, at least there is a direction for improvement."

Brother Zhen smiled and said, "Don't be poor with me. Did you hear me? You don't know what my reaction will be to you."

"I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, the four don't know, they all said it in unison. This time, even Xiao Chao caught up with the strength.

I looked at him with admiration. Xiaochao just smiled and said nothing.

Brother Zhen glanced at me, "You guys, don't be fooled by talking nonsense to me. Have you heard me? Don't you know what your reaction will be?"

"Teacher, I really don't know."

"Well, I'll ask the people around you if they know it clearly."

At this moment, Brother Ze quickly raised his hand,

Brother Zhen glanced at Brother Ze, then smiled, "Well, look at me." After saying that, he waved to Brother Ze, "Get up and tell Wang Yue and the others."

Brother Ze stood up and said coolly, "Teacher, I need to go to the toilet."

After listening to Brother Ze's words, I couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing. Then everyone next to me also laughed, and the atmosphere in our class suddenly became brighter.

Brother Zhen glared at Brother Ze, "Let's talk about those things after class. You can evaluate the performance of Wang Yue and others in class. If you sit behind them, you must know what they are like."

Brother Ze nodded, and then before Brother Zhen spoke, he said, "Teacher, I don't know."

"I don't know why you just nodded." Then the people in the class burst into laughter again,

At this time, Brother Zhen glanced at Lei Zi and said, "Do you know?"

Lei Zi stood up and nodded,

"If you nod, do you know or don't you know?"

Lei Zi replied firmly, "I know."

"Okay, tell them."

A few of us stared at Lei Zi, who first smiled at us, and then said, "I see that they are always attentive and studying hard in class, and they are almost catching up with me."

"Haha." Then the class became lively again,

Brother Zhen patted the podium, "Quiet, quiet," and then said helplessly, "I'm really confused, how come the people in our class are so shameless, and they act poor with me one by one, so you owe me to deal with you." .”

Brother Zhen said this, and then pointed at me, "You guys, be careful. Now all the teachers are reacting to you. They said that you are doing everything in class except not doing anything related to study." , It is said that there are people who cook instant noodles, drink Erguotou, and eat ham sausage." As soon as these people finished speaking, everyone around them laughed. Everyone looked at Brother Xu, looked at Brother Ze, and then they all started to laugh. ,

Obviously, the one who cooks instant noodles in class, and uses a small electric pot plugged into the outlet at the back to cook noodles, is Huixu, and the one who always makes Erguotou with ham sausage in class is Brother Ze.

Although no one said anything, they all looked at the two of them.

The two cursed a few words to the left, and then cursed a few to the right. They both just cursed the same thing: "Get out of here, why are you looking at me? Could it be me who did this?" Then they looked at each other with contempt. middle, then curse at the person on the right,

Brother Zhen looked at this situation, smiled, and patted the desk again, "Okay, okay, you're all happy now."

It was a mess down there, and no one was talking. At this moment, Brother Zhen pulled the person next to him again: "Quiet, Quiet, I would like to introduce a new classmate to you. From today on, our sophomore Wenjiu has one more student." Members, everyone is welcome.”

Then I didn’t know who hit the head, but everyone applauded. I felt a little bored. My eyes seemed to be fighting again, and more importantly, I still wanted to sleep.

"Here, new classmates introduce themselves."

The newcomer then stood on the podium, "Hello everyone, my name is Zhou Zhou. I'm very happy to be here. I hope I can have a happy high school life with you." After saying that, he bowed to us. A bow, this is formal,

However, this bow was not in vain, and it actually won a round of applause from below.

Only now did I take a closer look at this boy named Zhou Zhou.

He is about 1.75 meters tall, wearing Li Ning pants, Li Ning shoes, and a white coat. In fact, these are not the main thing. The most important thing is the sexy stubble on his face. He must be suffering from excessive endocrine system. The whole face, starting from near the ears, and extending all the way around his face, is full of beard. Moreover, it is not a very long beard, but a black mustache. When people look at it, I knew that he had just shaved, but it was an endless shave, very much like a gorilla, and he also wore a pair of big black-rimmed glasses, which were not as big as usual. It looked very uncoordinated when placed on his face. , I don’t know if it’s to block part of his stubble,

So, seeing how he was dressed, I subconsciously said, "It's over, there's a gorilla in our class."

After Brother Xu heard what I said, he was stunned for a moment, and then he realized it, covered his mouth and started laughing,

After the applause ended, Zhou Orangutan stood on the podium and bowed to everyone again. We were a little confused.

When everyone was confused, Zhou Orangutan said, "I bring you a song, it's an old song, as a greeting gift for everyone, I hope you will like it." After Zhou Orangutan finished speaking, he coughed,

Then there was applause again,

"The name of this song is, Thank you for your love, 1999." After he finished speaking, he really started singing. In fact, when he said he wanted to sing, I didn't even plan to pay attention to him, and Brother Xu and the others were sure of it. It's the same idea, because I still have a handful of Calabash cards in my hand, which haven't been played yet, and I want to win back the points I lost, and then I won't need to treat you to dinner at noon."

But I have to say that God is fair, and God is also fair. Everyone will get some gifts, innate gifts, just like Zhou Orangutan, his singing, his voice, when he talks, he really listens Nothing comes out,

However, Zhou Orangutan’s singing voice is, to put it more truthfully, the best among all the people I know. It’s so good to hear. It’s so good to hear. After he finished singing, I thought he was using MP3 player. No matter how you listen to it, it is all original singing, but there is no accompaniment at all. The facts tell us that Zhou Orangutan sang it himself. He really has the future of becoming a star.

As soon as this song was sung, it was quiet for a few seconds, and then everyone below became excited and excited. Everyone talked about it. The most common thing was that sentence, because I heard people around me, okay Xiangdu said again, people cannot be resembling each other, and sea water cannot be measured.

In the end, Brother Zhen stopped everyone's discussion, and then pointed Zhou Orangutan to Qi Hao's original position: "Zhou Zhou, you can sit there from now on."

Zhou Orangutan still bowed to everyone, and then he carried his schoolbag and walked to the edge of our big lobster with a smile on his face.

I saw the big lobster stand up, and then let the orangutan in,

Then, Big Lobster's book was closed, and the two of them began to talk about their life ideals.

Brother Zhen said a few more words, and then went out. After watching Brother Zhen go out, I recovered from my brief trance. I said to myself, "Oh my God, Zhou Orangutan, this voice is really good." Yes, I am envious to death."

Brother Xu also said, "Well, that's right."

"There is a better thing."

I looked at Chen Yang and said, "What's wrong?"

"What's wrong?" Chen Yang smiled, "Remember to treat me to lunch."

I glanced at him and said, "Go away, this is over, I won't lose any points." After saying that, I suddenly felt cold, and then I touched my hand vigorously, "Oh my God, where are my cards."

After I finished speaking, Brother Xu and Chen Yang started laughing,

"I'm going to blame you two, you two are cheating, you two are fools, I won't treat you."

"Fuck you, uncle, you listened to Zhou Orangutan's song, and then threw the cards on the table. When I saw you throwing it, I thought you surrendered. It's none of our business if you threw it yourself."

"I'm so stupid. I have such good cards. How could I surrender? No, no, no, this one doesn't count. Let's keep going."

"Fart, if you say you have to start over, you have to start over. Don't you think you can't afford to lose?"

"Fuck, did I lose?"

"You threw away the cards yourself, and now you're cheating, right? If you can't afford to lose, just say, I'll treat you at noon, but it's pointless to do this."

I glanced at Chen Yang and said, "Hey, stop fucking irritating me."

Brother Xu also laughed, "What Chen Yang said is the truth. I don't think there is anything wrong with it."

"What do you think you are?" I scolded him, "Just please, damn it, stupid idiot, Zhou Orangutan." After I finished speaking, I turned around and looked at Zhou Orangutan who was chatting with Big Lobster, "Fuck, And big lobster.”

"What does it have to do with the big lobster?"

I glanced at Chen Yang, "I just want to cook him a pot, and connect Zhou Orangutan with him." As soon as I finished speaking, the bell rang for the end of get out of class.

Brother Xu stood up and laughed hard for a few times, then stretched his waist and said, "Let's go and get some blood."

I was a little depressed and said, "Oh no, I have such good cards."

Chen Yang pushed me, "As for you, it's just a meal."

"You don't understand. I'm not talking about money. I'm just pity that my hand of cards has played against you all. I'm fooling you in two blows. How many points will I get? I won't win all your little pants."

"Well, well, you're good, okay? You're good."

"Well, you win."

Xiao Chao smiled and said, "Let's go, stop talking about this, let's go smoke a cigarette quickly and go back to work after smoking."

I nodded, "Well, let's go."

As soon as I finished speaking, I heard someone calling us, "Liu'er, Huixu, wait."

I turned around and saw the big lobster with a bright face running towards us, "What are you doing?"
To be continued...
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