Chapter 992 Kill
At this time, Zou Datong felt very happy.
I have been busy traveling outside for a whole day, and I was so worried. Fortunately, as soon as I got home, my beautiful wife was serving her bath attentively. She could still take a shower after taking a shower!
"Wife, I'll go take a shower right away! I'll go right away!" Zou Datong's whole body seemed to have dissipated suddenly, but instead was full of energy. He stood up from the sofa and took off his clothes.
He took off himself in just a few seconds and left only a pair of shorts.
"Gee" The young demonic woman, Zou Datong's wife, giggled on the side, very charming, and gave Zou Datong a blank look, "You are so... anxious!"
"Wife, how can I not be in a hurry?" Zou Datong was about to rush into the bathroom.
Just then!
"etc!"
Zou Datong's mind exploded!
It's a little awakening!
Tell me to wash, I don't want to wash?
"I'll go! Could it be... the meaning of this sentence is to ask me to take a shower, I can't take a shower?" Zou Datong stopped, his whole body trembled, and immediately walked back to the sofa, picked up the clothes he had just taken off, and put them on his body.
"Husband, what are you doing? Why are you doing in clothes?" The young demon woman was stunned. "Aren't you very anxious?"
"Wife, I can't take a shower for the time being." Zou Datong quickly put on her clothes and sat upright on the sofa. "Can't wash! I'll let me wash, I won't wash! I can't wash, I must not wash!"
Zou Datong's position is very firm. After all, life is important!
The first sentence of the two words Huang Xiaolong gave him has been verified, so in his heart, he had long regarded Huang Xiaolong's words as golden rules and did not dare to disobey at all.
Now let alone his wife, even if the king of heaven comes over and asks him to take a shower, he will never go to take a shower!
"Old Zou!" The young demon woman was very dissatisfied with this and grabbed Zou Datong's ear. "What disease are you doing? I kindly asked you to take a shower, but you didn't appreciate it. Your whole body was dirty. If you don't take a shower, you won't even think about going to my bed tonight!"
"Wife, don't hold my ears. Listen to me, I've been mentioned by a master, and I can't take a shower tonight. Forget it, you sleep in the bedroom tonight, and I sleep in the sofa in the living room." Zou Datong said unmoved.
"I'm so angry!" the young demon woman shouted angrily.
"Wife, otherwise you go and take a shower. After taking a shower, you can rest early." Zou Datong said hurriedly.
"Uh" the young demon woman was stunned for a moment. She had taken a shower before she had just taken a fishing scene... but she had not had time to take a shower after finishing her business!
"No, right? Wife, you have taken a shower? Haha, come, let me smell the fragrance on you." Zou Datong said casually.
The young demon-niao woman immediately took a step back and said repeatedly. "I haven't taken a shower yet."
She was also afraid, worried that when Zou Datong smelled it, she would smell the flaws!
At this moment, the young demon woman gritted her teeth and forced herself to smile. "Husband, since you don't take a shower, I'll go and take a shower first."
'It's the last time Mr. Sun and I! I'll wash it well and wash away all the smell he left on my body!'
The young demon woman took her clothes to change her clothes without saying a word and went into the bathroom. Soon, the sound of the water heater sounded and she took a shower.
"I can't take a shower as long as I don't take a shower, I can escape the disaster tonight." Zou Datong sat on the sofa without squinting, and his thoughts flew. "I can't not only not take a shower, but also wash my hands and feet tonight... No matter what it is, I can't wash it!"
Just then!
Bang~!
A loud bang!
It's like someone is setting off firecrackers.
At the same time, the sound of glass bursting and the sound of someone falling in the bathroom at Zou Datong's house came from.
"What's wrong? Wife! What's wrong?" Zou Datong was so scared that she immediately jumped up from the sofa and rushed outside the bathroom.
The bathroom door was not locked, and Zou Datong turned the door open, and in an instant, a bloody smell came to her face.
Zou Datong looked around and almost fainted!
I saw that his wife was already lying in a pool of blood, and was shot on her forehead. The blood was still flowing. The glass in the bathroom had been blown to pieces, and the glass residue was splashed all over the floor!
miserable!
The young demon woman who was alive just now is basically unable to survive now!
"Wife!!!!" Zou Datong let out a heart-wrenching scream. It was extremely miserable.
However, in an instant, a sentence flashed through his mind, "Let you wash, don't wash."
At this time, Zou Datong felt thrilling!
Just now, if it weren't for him to stop, the person taking the bath was replaced by him, and now, the body lying in a pool of blood would not be his wife, but himself!
‘Tonight, I did have two disasters, both of them were bloody disasters. If the master hadn’t given me two words, now, I’d be dead…’
Zou Datong glanced at his wife's body, then rushed back to the living room, took out his cell phone, and called the police.
At this time, above this community.
"Hmph!" The boy from Ailao Mountain had a gloomy face as if he could squeeze out water. His face was full of sinisterness and resentment.
He was defeated!
In this battle, he lost a lot!
His divination technique can only predict the good and bad fortune of Zou Datong, but cannot give accurate prompts.
Huang Xiaolong seemed to have predicted the truth and gave Zou Datong two words in advance to save him from death!
This contest will be a clear judgment!
The young man in Ailao Mountain was terrifyingly burdened by himself, especially with divination skills. Now he is defeated, it is really hard for him to accept it!
"Husband, it turns out that you don't want to wash it. That's what it means. It's so dangerous. That guy almost went to take a shower just now." Huo Bingyan's senior sister said in a panic.
"Shut up!" In a rage, the boy in Ailaoshan's face was so ferocious that he slapped her backhand and slapped her hard on the face with a loud bang.
On the other hand, the senior brother Zeng Qi and the disciples of Longhu Mountain are now stunned.
Everything that happened to Zou Datong tonight seemed to be under the control of Huang Xiaolong.
The two disasters were just two very simple words to help Zou Datong survive.
Such a skill is really amazing!
"That fellow Taoist... also... lost..." A gloomy murderous intent appeared on the face of the eldest brother Zeng Qi.
Of course, Huang Xiaolong's wives were filled with joy and full of extreme admiration.
On a barren mountain near the community where Zou Datong lives.
A group of people gathered on the top of the mountain.
"Well~ I won both battles." Huang Xiaolong looked at the dirty boys and others with a harmless expression on his face. "I'll just say, how could you guys, tile dogs, be my opponent? The battle is a waste of time. Okay, since you lose, let's fulfill your bet."
The boy from Ailao Mountain looked at Huang Xiaolong with a fierce look on his face. "Stupid brat, what do you want?"
"What do I want?" Huang Xiaolong looked confused. "Before the fight, didn't you agree that if I win, you two must kneel down in front of me, kowtow, and apologize. Why, have you forgotten? Okay, don't delay the time, hurry up and kneel down."
"It's outrageous! Silly boy, don't be too arrogant!" Zeng Qi's eyes also flashed. "You are the companion of Junior Sister Bingyan, come to pay my respects to my teacher's birthday. I am a disciple of Longhu Mountain. If you are so aggressive, you just don't give my teacher a face! Forget it, stop when you see it is good. It will not be good for you if you tear your face apart!"
"Senior Brother, what you said is wrong. Don't you understand the reason for being willing to accept defeat? If the person who lost the battle was my husband, I'm afraid you wouldn't be so magnanimous, right?" Huo Bingyan couldn't bear it anymore and said with a high pitch.
The wind, cold smoke, Yan Pianpian, Ma Chuxia and others all showed contempt.
"I see that you are so old, why are you so thick-skinned and cheating on me in public? Hurry up and kneel down for me." Huang Xiaolong said relentlessly.
The corners of the eyes of the young man in Ailao Mountain and Zeng Qi twitched a few times at the same time, and an uncontrollable murderous aura emanated from his body. The two of them couldn't help but exchanged their eyes, and then nodded at the same time, as if they had reached some consensus.
"Dear junior brothers and sisters, you can take the lead. This matter is a matter of breaking up with this kid." Zeng Qi winked at the disciples of Longhu Mountain.
"You can leave quickly, too. When I finish dealing with this matter, I will go to find you." The boy from Ailao Mountain also said to his female companion beside him.
These people all knew the elegant meaning when they heard the string songs. At that moment, they looked at Huang Xiaolong with gloating eyes, and then they each sacrificed their own flying talismans, or put the storm on their feet, and birds and beasts scattered in an instant.
On the top of the mountain were only the boys of Ailao Mountain, Zeng Qi, Huang Xiaolong, Huang Xiaolong's wives, and three little monsters.
"Boy, this is called "If you don't go in heaven, if you don't go, if you don't have a way in hell, you can break in!" Zeng Qi's face showed unconcealed murderous intent, just like a hungry jackal, with bloodthirsty eyes and Taoist power all over his body. "Junior Sister Bingyan, you retreat! Don't turn your elbows out!"
Huang Xiaolong had known that the boy from Ailao Mountain and Zeng Qi had murderous intentions towards him. He was very happy and his expression was calm. "What do you mean?"
"Steal the flying sword, then kneel down and break your arms. This way, you can save your life." The young man in Ailao Mountain emitted a cold aura, a momentum of anger and blood splattering five steps, and came towards Huang Xiaolong!
After a pause, the young man from Ailao Mountain said righteously, "Don't try to tell any reason in front of us, nor do you ask for forgiveness. In the world of our Taoist practitioners, strength is the most respectful. Overseas, it is normal to kill people in person if you are stubborn. If you are stubborn, you will destroy your soul today. However, you don't have to worry, I will take care of these women around you in the future. I am also a kind-hearted person who cherishes you~"
"Hahahaha~" Hearing this, Huang Xiaolong's murderous intent could not be curbed. He said lazily. "Originally, before the birthday party of the Heavenly Master began, I planned to be more low-key and didn't want to kill people. However, since you came here by yourself, I don't mind getting some blood and warming up... You two ants dare to jump in front of me. You are so tired of living!"
Chapter completed!