Chapter 637
Little wife?
Huang Xiaolong’s name for Ma Chuxia naturally attracted the attention of the audience.
This is Ma Chuxia, the president of the frivolous beauty in front of him!
You say your wife is just a wife, and you are a little wife...
This means that Ma Chuxia can only be your concubine, right?
Zhou Mi and Miao Erfang looked at each other, and a thought came to their minds, "Master Xiaolong is too good at making trouble, right?"
There were also many Taoist priests and nuns present, who recognized Huang Xiaolong.
This kid is the enemy of the Metaphysics Society, but he also has some skills to perfectly deal with the "Puguiyuan Haunted House Swallowing People Incident".
Of course, only Ma Chuxia had experienced Huang Xiaolong's magical arts in the sky, and she kept silent and never mentioned it to anyone.
Now, Huang Xiaolong not only got in, but also called Ma Chuxia a "little wife" in public, which made Ma Chuxia angry and hated Huang Xiaolong in his heart!
The jade teeth were creaking, and I wished that Huang Xiaolong would be cut alive immediately!
However, Ma Chuxia believed that she was far from Huang Xiaolong's opponent, and she didn't dare to act rashly. She just stared at Huang Xiaolong with her angry eyes, "You scoundrel, hurry up and go down the mountain!"
"Hahaha, my wife, am I not good enough to you? Why do you scold me like this?" Huang Xiaolong smiled. "I'm here to help you."
"Stop." The Bian family member who had condensed 23 true qi angrily swept the yellow dragon with a sinister look, "Are you a little Taoist priest from the Metaphysics Society?"
"Haha, I'm not. But I'm here to help my little wife." Huang Xiaolong smiled. "Hurry up and put away your box of rags, don't embarrass you."
"Random!" Another member of the Bian family was furious, his fingers bounced slightly, as if he wanted to attack immediately and kill Huang Xiaolong. "No matter who you are, listen, I advise you to go down the mountain immediately! President Ma is a woman from our Bian family, and it is not something that a little bit of a person like you can get involved! You can't even have any indecent thoughts!"
"Please be careful! When did I, Ma Chuxia, become a woman from the Bian family?" Ma Chuxia's face turned pale.
"Boy, you keep saying that our Bian family's elixir is a ragged thing and is not worth a penny." The Bian family member who condensed 23 true qi in his body looked at Huang Xiaolong disdainfully. "But I'm sorry, I'm afraid that the value of you is not as good as one tenth of this elixir, no, one percent."
As he said that, he picked up a pill from the jade box and sarcastically said to Huang Xiaolong.
Huang Xiaolong smiled jokingly, and did not expose in person that these pills were fakes. He looked at Ma Chuxia and said with a smile. "Actually, you don't have to exchange treasures with the people of the Bian family. If you want spiritual pills, just ask me to change them."
"You" Ma Chuxia was suffocated.
The three of the Bian family laughed at the same time.
"What do you have? It's worthy of President Ma's dealing with you? It's so funny! Pills? Do you have pills too? I think you're just talking nonsense. Don't talk about the three-textured pills, even the most inferior one-textured pills, you can't take it out." The Bian family member who condensed 23 true qi in his body had a cat-playing mouse expression on his face. "So, if you can take out items worth more than we bring these pills, then just give them all 24 pills to you. How about it? But if you can't take it out, kneel down to me, kowtow, and repent your fault today. Boy, do you dare to take a gamble?"
"Okay. But if I can take out something better than these garbage pills, you three will kneel down and kowtow to me and repent today's mistakes, how about it?" Huang Xiaolong said happily. A fox-like expression flashed through his eyes.
"Boy, you dare to play with us like a dog. You are seeking death!" A member of the Bian family burst out with a magma-like anger.
The Bian family members who condensed 23 true qi in their body narrowed their eyes, their eyes were like poisonous snakes, and they said sinisterly. "Okay, I promise you."
"That's great!" Huang Xiaolong was excited and said to Taoist priests and nuns from all directions. "You all hear it with your own ears, just be a witness."
Many Taoist priests and nuns are a little dissatisfied with the people of the Bian family. After all, they are a little bullying, and they have the taste of forcing Ma Chuxia to marry into the Bian family.
Therefore, many people shouted accordingly. "Yes, we can hear it clearly. Doubao, whoever loses will kneel down and kowtow and apologize."
"That's good, that's good. So many people testify, so I'm not afraid of you cheating." Huang Xiaolong said with a smile.
"Don't be stingy anymore! If you have any treasures, take them out quickly!" a member of the Bian family sneered.
"Well, I just happened to get a treasure today." Huang Xiaolong took out something from his canvas bag with a smile.
It was the magic weapon he dug out in the villa area where the pervert Zhao Zhen lived!
It is a magic weapon for the bowl that was rebranded by Huang Xiaolong.
"Ah~ Master Xiaolong took out that bowl!" Zhou Mi shouted. "I don't know what the bowl is for. Master Xiaolong wants to fight with those three arrogant guys, so how can he rely on this bowl?"
Miao Erfang also looked curious.
They all saw with their own eyes how much Huang Xiaolong liked the bowl, but they didn't know what the bowl was of great use. They asked Huang Xiaolong but did not get the answer.
Now, Huang Xiaolong seems to be about to demonstrate it himself.
"Hmm?" Others didn't recognize the goods, but Ma Chuxia was an expert. When she saw Huang Xiaolong's bowl magic weapon, she felt that the whole thing was full of Buddha nature, and had a mysterious taste, "Master weapon?"
"Yes, it's a magic weapon." Huang Xiaolong nodded.
The three members of the Bian family all laughed out loud.
"A monk used a bowl to beg for alms... Hahaha, it's so funny! Just because of this thing, do you want to fight with us?" A member of the Bian family couldn't bear it anymore. "It seems that you are just a clown who makes jokes. You should kneel down first, kowtow, and kowtow until we stop. Otherwise... you won't die well!"
"Why should I kowtow? You should kowtow it." Huang Xiaolong said naturally, and then shouted loudly. "Who will find me a pound of rice?"
Rice?
Well... this is a place to eat wild game, so it’s not easy to deal with if you want rice?
At that moment, a Taoist priest went to find a bag of rice and brought it to the stage.
Huang Xiaolong walked over, opened the rice bag, grabbed the white rice inside and looked at it.
Rice is just ordinary pearl rice, which is sold on the market for more than ten yuan per pound.
"Okay, okay, very good, it's the first time I've used this magic weapon... Hey, let's take a look." Huang Xiaolong smiled and grabbed several handfuls of pearl rice from the rice bag and put them in the bowl.
Soon, a bowl was filled with pearl rice, about 2 to 3 kilograms.
Huang Xiaolong shook the pearl rice in the bowl a few times, and then said, "Get an electric rice cooker on it, I want to cook rice."
Cooking rice?
The audience was stunned!
Damn, brother, you are going to fight with the people of the Bian family! Why are you cooking again? Are you having a brain problem?
"Enough! You, knelt down and kowtow immediately! We don't have the patience to continue playing with you!" A member of the Bian family stood up and seemed to be about to attack Huang Xiaolong and threw Huang Xiaolong down directly.
The Bian family members who condensed 23 true qi in their body said gloomyly. "Boy, didn't you agree to Doubao? What are you doing? Do you want to cook? It's a joke!"
"Puff, don't worry. I just use the rice in the bowl and the rice cooked, and fight with your ragged elixirs." Huang Xiaolong said with a smile.
Wow~!!!
The whole audience was in an uproar!
Cook rice? Cook a pot of pearl rice and fight with the holy medicines refined by others?
Really good at brains?
Chapter completed!