stare!

As a super dead house who can stay away for 365 days a year as long as there is enough food, Lin Yu, who slept until he woke up naturally, stared at the pink envelope that appeared on his own coffee table at some point in front of him and his eyes twitched.

"When did it become popular to send envelopes if thieves don't steal things? And they still use pink envelopes! How indifferent should I be to do this?"

Lin Yu murmured for a few words and took out the envelope and took out the letter paper inside.

"The handwriting is very good. Could it be that a girl fell in love with her and felt embarrassed to confess her love letter, so she wrote a love letter to her?"

It’s not that Lin Yu is narcissistic. After all, although he is a bit ungrateful in terms of appearance, he is definitely a handsome guy.

"But it's not right. I haven't gone out for several years. I've been shopping online and I've been delivered directly to the door. No one except the delivery guy who delivered the goods has seen me? It's not a love letter sent by that delivery guy, right?"

Lin Yu smiled and shook his head but suddenly froze. I heard that the trend of making a fortune is in full swing recently. It seems that there is really a possibility?

A chill suddenly came, and he almost threw out the letter paper in his hand with a trembling hand, but he stopped it when he saw the content on it.

"Gaia invites you to her house for dinner, please go as soon as possible..."

After staring at him, Lin Yu raised a pair of dead fish eyes, and casually crumpled the letter paper in his hand into a ball and threw it into the trash can.

"MDZZ, what era is it that I still play pranks? Should I go to the property management complaints? After paying so much property management fee, the lunatics even came to my house."

Lin Yu curled his lips unhappily. The place where he lives is a high-end community. Those who can live here are either rich or noble. It is absolutely unbearable for thieves to appear.

But, as a dead house.

Lin Yu said he endured it!

There is no way, it is hundreds of meters away from his house to the property. He is so lazy that he doesn't want to go out. This guy even uses scissors at home to solve his hair by himself. I hope he can go out and find the property to argue.

"I'd better go and continue watching anime when I have that American time. There are just a few animes that haven't been added yet." Lin Yu walked to the door of his room, thinking like this.

“…”

Looking at the closed door of his room, Lin Yu calmly turned around and walked to the kitchen, picking up a kitchen knife and returning to the door of the room that he had absolutely not closed.

Although he is a slaughter, this definitely does not mean that his IQ is low, and he is even more super-satisfied. He was young and his parents were both dead and helpless, but he relied on his own mind not only to be starved to death, but instead earned enough money to support him in his stay at home without going out.

Lin Yu clearly remembered that he had never closed the door when he left the room, but the door was closed now. If you think about the reason why the window in his room was not opened, it can be ruled out that the wind closed the door.

Based on this information, Lin Yu naturally thought of the person who put the so-called envelope on his coffee table.

"I'm pretty brave. It's okay if I run to my house to make a prank while I'm sleeping. I'm still brave enough to run to my room. The young master doesn't show his power and really thinks we're a useless house?"

Lin Yu smiled maliciously. Although he is a dead house now, his personality is absolutely terrible. From the fact that he dares to abuse the elementary school student to cry, he can tell how crazy he is. He will never hand it over to the police if he catches this guy who has been trampled on private houses so easily. He must call the police after he ravaged him.

As for whether you can beat it? Lin Yu said that he would not be afraid of being chaotic even if the kitchen knife is in his hand!

Bang!

"The little thief inside is not ready to surrender?!!!"

He opened the door suddenly, and Lin Yu roared with a rare domineering voice, but when he saw the scene in front of him clearly, he blinked innocently and shrugged with some self-deprecatingness.

"I shouldn't have opened up the land all night last night, and I even had hallucinations in broad daylight."

In front of him was not the room he was familiar with, but a magnificent palace with exquisite and gorgeous carved beams and painted buildings!

Although Lin Yu had never been to the Forbidden City in the capital of China, he was sure that the grandeur in front of him was definitely far more gorgeous than any palace in the world that once existed!

"It's not an illusion!" A cute loli voice broke Lin Yu's self-comfort, and his mouth twitched and raised his head to look forward.

In the center of the hall, a little loli with long blue hair looked at him pretty and showed a bright smile. While she was about to say something, Lin Yu suddenly put away his shocked expression and replied to the little loli's bright smile as a standard warm man, and then in the little loli's stiff expression...

Bang!

Lin Yu closed the door at the speed of being single for 18 years, locked it with lightning speed, and then opened the window at the fastest speed that a abandoned house could achieve, and then threw the key out with the greatest strength...

Wiping the sweat that did not exist on his forehead, Lin Yu clapped his hands with a smile on his face.

"Get done with work."

He nodded with satisfaction. Lin Yu took out his cell phone and was about to call the real estate agent. This guy would change the house if he had a disagreement. Anyway, he was a dead house and had never had a deposit of less than 9 digits in his account and had no place to spend it in the bank. It would be a waste to spend a mere house in minutes.

"Master, can't you hide if I can't afford to offend me?"

He didn't forget that when he saw the little loli, he felt like he wanted to worship him. If it weren't for his firm heart, he might have kneeled down at the first sight of her.

Not to mention the unscientific issue of why his room is connected to a palace, the seemingly delicious loli is definitely not something he, a useless man, can afford to be accused of.

So, even though he hated trouble, he was ready to change the house without saying a word.

However, as the old saying goes, ideals are beautiful, reality is cruel. When he was flipping through his phone and preparing to change the house, he suddenly realized that something seemed wrong with his floor?

"Calm down, calm down. Although in my memory, the floor of my house should be the best wooden floor, maybe my memory is confused, but in fact it is made of stone, maybe it may be?"

Lin Yu's forehead was slightly sweaty, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching to comfort himself, but a little angry voice broke his fantasy.

"Why are you closing the door?"

He raised his head and the original living room had already disappeared. At this moment, his location was the center of the hall where he had glanced at it for a hurry not long ago!

Next to him, the blue-haired loli with bright smile just now was staring at him with big eyes and angrily looking at him. At her feet, there was another little loli with pure white hair, covering her stomach and rolling around with a smile. Even Lin Yu was a little worried that the loli would laugh and suck in the next second.

Seeing that he seemed to be at a loss, Lin Yute, a bachelor, spread his hands and said, "It's a good habit to close the door, and I always feel that it would be unlucky if I don't close the door."

"Why are you still closing the door when you see me as cute as a little loli? Are you still a man!" The little loli's eyes, which were already big, suddenly became wider.

"What does it have to do with me if I'm cute? I only know that if the door is not closed, there will definitely be no good." Lin Yu shrugged innocently, and raised a pair of dead fish eyes, looking like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.

"Director, this script is wrong! Shouldn't you just bow down under my girl's miniskirt?" The little loli stomped her feet a little crazy, and her cute little face bulged in anger, making Lin Yu's index finger twitch.

He stretched out his index finger and poked the little loli's bulging face. With a "puff" sound, the little loli who tried to express his anger suddenly broke his efforts, and his cuteness index was directly out of the box!

"The director has gone home for dinner, and..." Lin Yu swept the little loli's barren chest with his reluctance, smacked his lips, and the meaning was self-evident.

Although he is a lolita, the lolita in front of him is obviously not the type that can trick goldfish with a lollipop. What if he doesn't get swollen from a hatchet?

"Ahhhh! I'm fighting with you!" The little loli rushed over with her teeth and claws, but Lin Yu just supported her little head with one hand. The petite little loli could only sway her arms and could not reach Lin Yu's body.

"Woooo, Ye Jiang, he bullies people!"

The blue-haired little loli, who had no choice but to use Lin Yu, immediately rushed to the ground with tears and rolled onto the ground to act cutely. She almost laughed at another white-haired little loli, and almost slapped the innocent little loli.

"Tsk tsk, it's white!"

Lin Yu touched his chin with one hand and admired the benefits paid by the two little loli who were fighting inadvertently for free.

"Are you a pervert?"

Although Lin Yu's voice was very small, the little loli obviously heard it clearly. She quickly covered her skirt and jumped up. Her little face blushed and glared at the pervert in front of her.

"No." Lin Yu glanced at the little loli with contempt, then looked up at the ceiling with a proud 45-degree angle and said, "Please call me a gentleman and tai!"

The arrogant attitude and disdainful eyes directly ignited the blue-haired loli's violent temper. Instead, the little loli named Ye Jiang, who had been rolling on the ground, got up from the ground.

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble." The white-haired loli rubbed her little face with a bitter face and rubbed her belly that was hit by a natural-looking guy.

"Although I know it's useless to say it, can you please stop calling me with the name Ye Jiang? Can't you call me Alaya a little more normally?"

The white-haired loli looked helpless, but it seemed that she could tell from her tone that she didn't even have hope?

"Okay Ye Jiang! Yes Ye Jiang!" The little loli raised her hand with full energy and called out the nickname of the white-haired loli again, which is not known as the nickname or nickname.

"Forget it, let it go." Shaking his head helplessly, the white-haired little loli then set her eyes on Lin Yu.

"You can call me Alaya, she is Gaia."

The white-haired little loli looked about the same age as the blue-haired loli, but being stared at by her like this gave Lin Yu a lot of pressure, as if the person staring at him was not a delicious loli but a mature lady.

If Gaia with blue hair is a vibrant loli, then Alaya's temperament will appear more mature. If you ignore this loli figure, it will definitely be a rhythm full of the aura of the lady.

"As for identity, we are the two major inhibitory forces of this world. Uh, it's not easy to explain. For example, if the world itself is regarded as a creature, then I am the soul of the world, and Gaia is the world itself."

Alaya raised his head slightly with an unfathomable face and tried hard to show his nobility, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't wait for the imagined exclamation. He lowered his head and saw Lin Yu's playful smile on his face.

"Wow! That's great, Ye Jiang is so capable!" Lin Yu had a bad smile on his face, and he even stretched out his hand to rub Alaya's beautiful snow-white hair into a mess.

"Let your stinky hand go! Also, it's not Ye Jiang, who is called Alaya!" Alaya, who looked serious, immediately slapped Lin Yu's hand crazy, and the mature lady's temperament disappeared in an instant. God knew that this guy was so nervous that he dared to do such a bold move after knowing their identities.

"Okay Ye Jiang! Yes Ye Jiang!" Lin Yu smiled brightly, perfectly learning Gaia's movements by 99%, but the shame of making Gaia's movements is simply out of the blue?

At this moment, Alaya was already in chaos in the wind. It might be possible if Lin Yu didn't believe their words, but with her restraint authority, she could clearly feel that Lin Yu did believe her words, but what drove her crazy was that this guy had clearly believed their identities, so why did he dare to act such a rude way?

If Alaya knew what Lin Yu was thinking, he would probably strangle this girl to death.

"Damn it, the momentum that this loli showed almost made me kneel down directly. Even if it wasn't a god, I, a useless man, could not compete with me. But depending on the situation, it seems that there is any use to get me? Let's try it first."

Well, simply put, Lin Yu doesn't believe that these two loli with identities can scare people, and they will be idle and talk about their life ideals with nothing to do. Most of them have something to do if they need his help. After figuring this out, Lin Yu naturally needs to take the initiative. It is a taboo to be led by someone to negotiate, so the above scene is the case!

"As a matter of course, it's better to let you reincarnate. What do you want to be in your next life? Bed bugs, mosquitoes, or flies?"

Alaya's crazy expression suddenly calmed down, and his face, which was so exquisite that it was even more delicate, had a smile like the rising sun, but Lin Yu felt a chill on his back and shivered suddenly.

"It seems like I've taken it off?"

Lin Yu wanted to strangle himself to death. He originally wanted to test it a little, but now he was fine. He failed to test anything but succeeded in killing him.

"Okay, Ye Jiang, although Xiao Yu said you are frivolous and treat you as a child, at least he is telling the truth, right? He is an honest and good kid!"

Gaia next to him looked like she was talking to Lin Yu, but the person involved wanted to press the loli on his leg and spank him. Damn it wasn't this helping him talk? Cliff was cheating him?

Also, what the hell is that indulge in slut? Didn’t this say when he complained about the pink envelope at his own house? Is this absolutely a crime of eavesdropping or invading private privacy?
To be continued...