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058 Temple of the Emerald Buddha with Soy Sauce

After walking out of Han Yixian's residence, Yue Ru was a little puzzled by Yu Chun's incident: "How did you convince her? She still made her look like Ling'er, don't you feel like you're going to be molested by an old pervert?"

Ling'er has watched the TV series and has already understood the clues of the matter: "Brother Xian wants Yuchun to become me, and will be taken away by Grandpa Shi Tou later so that I will not suffer."

"Oh, that vixen did nothing good, and the ending is worthy of her." Yue Ru asked immediately after giving her speech, "You said you should beat zombies? What does it mean?"

Fang Xian smiled and said, "Let's fight zombies and chat later, let's make some money first."

"Earn?" Yueru was puzzled.

"Robbery the rich and help the poor, you like."

Soon, the three of them arrived at Mr. He’s grain store.

I saw a warehouse of glutinous rice piled up behind the store. People in the town were queuing up to buy it. A bag of 500 yuan was a sky-high price. This made the poor villagers miserable, but in order to save their lives, they had to buy it.

Fang Xian shook his arm and showed off his axe: "I think this surname He has been upset for a long time, so fuck him."

Lin Yue had a lot of brains at this time: "He is an official, so it doesn't mean he has rebelled."

Fang Xian smiled treacherously: "I asked Du Niang before that the official is an official outside the post. This man with the surname He is just a local tyrant and evil gentry. It would be impossible to defeat the landlords and eliminate harm to the people."

"Okay, then let's fight!" Lin Yueru pulled out the long whip. Even if Mr. He was really a court official, she was not afraid.

Because...she is...the strongest woman on earth...

A cool breeze blew, and the three people who took out the weapons did not have any impact on the scene.

Fang Xian was a little embarrassed and had to shout: "Robbery!!!"

A big bearded man turned around and scolded: "I only bought rice with such a little money in my pocket. If you are so awesome, you will rob me of lust!"

"I'm wrong, it's not you..." Fang Xian pointed the axe at Mr. He, "Friends, the surname He oppressed the people and made money from the national crisis. Today, we three brothers and sisters can't stand it. We are here to be a hero."

The villagers still had no reaction. I guess they were stunned because they saw too much zombies.

Fang Xian stopped talking nonsense and rushed to Mr. He with the two girls.

"war!"

Mr. He smiled and said, "Please go queue up if you buy rice."

"I want to fight!"

Mr. He smiled and said, "Please go queue up if you buy rice."

"I'll cut you straight away!"

Mr. He smiled and said, "Please go queue up if you buy rice."

【There is no fight here, sb.】

“…Didn’t you say it’s open plot?”

[Relatively open, this is the first masterpiece of this god after all, and there are many imperfections, and the ones that follow will be good.]

"...Master, I'm very embarrassed to do this."

Another cool breeze blew by.

"Retreat." Fang Xian pulled the two girls out in shame.

Yue Ru's expression was extremely disdainful: "Hello?"

Fang Xian shook his head: "It is not good to start a killing. We are cultural people, so we should punish He Yuanwai with cultural methods."

Ling'er asked: "What does it mean to be cultured?"

"Killing zombies and killing zombies will be useless, so Mr. He just lost the money."

"Is it because I am educated to kill zombies?" Ling'er was puzzled.

"Well, all cultural people kill zombies."

As the few people said, they had already walked out of the intersection north of Baihe Town.

Fang Xian continued to talk: "I tell you, now I write a book and make a movie, or something, and I'm embarrassed to not come out. There is a science fiction category in Qidian? Do you know that there is something called apocalypse article? In fact, this classification is not scientific, it should be called zombie category. Oh no, zombies are outdated, and now they are called zombies."

[You are just complaining, it's too technical, but I like it! I'm going to vomit when I read zombie articles recently!]

...

After leaving Baihe Town, the group walked for a long time, but did not encounter any discordant substances.

"Are you a zombie? A zombie?" Ling'er jumped around, even looking for zombies behind trees and in the grass.

"Bored." Lin Yueru played with the branch she had just picked up, "I originally wanted to relax my muscles and bones, but didn't that thing be said to be large in number and weak in combat power, so I gave it to M specifically?"

"Is these words specially given to m... are the old man teaching you?" Fang Xian confirmed at this time that the old man is a veteran online lover, "Don't worry, there is a temple on the way to Heishui Town, and you will have it after you get through the dilapidated temple."

Sure enough, I didn't walk far away and saw a stone tablet with three big words engraved on it—

Jade Buddha Temple.

Ling'er wondered again: "There are a bunch of monks chanting scriptures well, why are they bullying them?"

"If you have experience to earn, you have treasures to get, you must fight." Fang Xian nodded calmly.

So, the three of them showed off their firewood-splitting axe, Yue Girl's sword and cowhide, and rushed into the temple with awesomeness.

Seeing this, the young monk who swept the floor at the door ran back: "Abbot! Abbot! The legendary Rakshasa trio is here!!"

Fang Xian was very proud: "Is this the correct reaction?"

The three of them rushed into the temple arrogantly, but no one dared to stop them.

A black monk in a beggar's uniform broke out in the middle of the Dao'er, and he came up with an axe.

The sword light flashed by, and this guy should have had a few boring lines, but he was destroyed alive.

After rushing to the temple hall, the abbot suddenly appeared.

"you!"

"beat!!"

Entering a state of combat.

Zhao Linger felt that Fang Xian's behavior was a bit abnormal: "Brother Xian, when you encounter enemies, don't you like to chat first? Harmony is the most important thing, and if you don't have fun, then fight?"

"Well, that was the case before." Fang Xian nodded and shook his head again, "But I suddenly realized that if I turned my enemies into friends, my experience would be wasted and I would never give them a chance to talk nonsense again."

In this battle, Fang Xian took the lead in using the [Tianshi Talisman Method], which is the single-body attack technique that Shushan Sect had just learned. The most amazing thing about this move is that you can use the Talisman Method without using the Talisman Seal. You can fly out with just one wave of the Talisman and smash it on the abbot's head, causing more than 170 points of damage.

Seeing this number, Fang Xian knew that he would say goodbye to his beloved Axe Control Technique. Although the damage of the two is close, one consumes 18 points of essence and the other consumes 40 points. It is obvious which one to choose.

Zhao Linger was in the mood to test various tricks this time, and her opponents were easy to fight, such as turmoil, lightning and fire, and switch back and forth.

Lin Yueru was relatively bored: "One Yang finger...one Yang finger...one Yang finger...one Yang finger...one Yang finger...ah...no true energy."

The abbot on the opposite side was obviously working very hard, and he called me and threw the Buddha statue and smashed it, but with the three of them having a strong breasts, it would not pose any threat at all.

In fact, as the older generation of RPG, Xianjian has fully explained the importance of treatment to us. The blood volume of bosses in the later stage is tens of thousands or tens of thousands, but the protagonist is still 999 blood limit. In this case, he can be comfortably mixed up every time, relying on the word "milk".

Zhao Ling'er tried it out and said that the Flame Curse is more useful. While he came to the conclusion, the abbot also died.

The old abbot knelt on the ground and formed a prototype, a young monk named Xiao Shitou.

Fang Xian's big axe directly put his head on: "Are you accepting?"

Xiao Shitou's eyes were full of tears: "This donor... I have a lot to say... I won't take you to play like this."

"Hurry up and turn it into jade Buddhist beads."

"Why……"

The little stone's body gradually faded away and turned into a real prototype - Jade Buddha beads.

"Ling'er, put it on, this bead is suitable for you."

Although Zhao Ling'er was confused, she knew that her brother Xian would not be wrong, so she smiled and picked up the Buddhist beads and rubbed them: "Little stone, sister will not treat you badly!"

The Buddhist beads became moist.
Chapter completed!
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