039 Cowgirl(1/2)
Time and space were turned around, and in the blink of an eye, we returned to the familiar hotel suite.
"It's so comfortable!!" Zhao Ling'er stretched her waist and jumped onto the bed, "It's much more comfortable if you don't have naughty eggs in her belly!"
Fang Xian stood up and turned his head, looked at Lin Yueru in a daze, and pointed to the sofa: "Sit down and chat slowly."
Lin Yueru looked around in a daze, thinking that all this was an illusion: "Are you all monsters?"
"It's strange, why did Ling'er accept this setting so easily at that time?" Fang Xian shook his head, helped Lin Yueru sit down, and started a long and boring scientific lecture.
Zhao Ling'er didn't like to listen, so she turned on the TV. At four o'clock in the afternoon, the TV version of "The Legend of Sword and Fairy" is still being replayed.
Fang Xian began to explain: "Yueru, do you believe in God?"
Lin Yueru was not at all disgusted with Fang Xian at this time. At this time, she was instantly attracted by the TV program. She pointed to "Lin Yueru" on the screen and asked, "Is that me?"
Fang Xian waved his hand: "Let's talk about this question, let's start with the root cause. Do you believe in God?"
Ling'er smiled at Lin Yueru and said, "This is you, look, there is me next to you!"
Fang Xian: "Don't make trouble, you're serious."
Lin Yueru was completely attracted by the TV and scolded with a whip: "Who is this? Why should I pretend to be me?"
Fang Xian: “…………”
Zhao Linger: "Haha! Don't be angry, I'm also pretending! I'm not as good-looking as my sister."
Lin Yueru came to the screen, looked at Zhao Linger on TV, and then looked at Zhao Linger who was silly next to her:
"Why are so much worse?"
Zhao Ling'er pouted and said, "No, she has a rich expression. When this person plays, she will cry except for the zombie face."
Fang Xian quickly stopped and said, "Stop, this is offending."
Yueru simply sat on the bed and stood side by side with Ling'er: "Who is the man next to her?"
Ling'er smiled and said, "It seems that he is called Li Xiaoyao. When he was in the inn, he teased me and was burned by me with the thunder curse."
"This human face is also quite simple."
"Cough..." Fang Xian coughed and his throat was already ready to use theological science and philosophy to explain the relationship between the two worlds, but it seems that Yue Ru is not interested in it at all. Are these girls born with big things? "Forget it... Ling'er, take the time to explain to her. I'll go out and you two stay honestly."
"What are you doing?" Yue Ru asked.
"Buy clothes for you." Fang Xian pointed at Lin Yueru.
Lin Yueru turned her head and noticed that Zhao Linger's clothes were very strange, such as long stockings and short skirts, which looked strange. Modern clothes could obviously arouse some impulses from humans, regardless of men or women.
"..." Lin Yueru blushed and pretended to be stubborn: "The clothes she wore when she got married have been chosen, you hate them."
Fang Xian was dumbfounded and handed a look of hard work to express his condolences to Ling'er, and hurried out.
Yueru saw Fang Xian leave, so she took off her shoes and went to bed.
"This bed is much more comfortable than my Lin Mansion."
Ling'er smiled strangely and said, "That's not the case, especially when it's that... it's so exciting."
Yue Ru was stunned for a moment, and after two seconds, she realized: "When did you say...?"
Ling'er giggled and patted Xu Yueru's butt: "When can it be?"
"You female thief is so disgusting..." Lin Yueru cursed, but she was very fascinated.
At 4:14 pm, Fang Xian came to the styling center again, and he was bothered by himself.
Seeing that it was this guy, the lady asked listlessly: "Is it still looking for Teacher Shao?"
"Thanks for your hard work."
This time, Teacher Shao was looking at the newspaper he had just delivered with energy.
"Hi." Fang Xian patted the middle-aged man on the shoulder.
Teacher Shao turned around and thought the business was coming, but when he saw that the person who came was still Fang Xian, he couldn't help feeling helpless: "No, right? Come again?"
"Two packs of Marlboro."
"Are you going to Hongta Mountain?"
"Okay, it's ten yuan."
"Xiaohong, I'll go out for supper and I'll be back in a while."
“…”
At the entrance of the styling center, Teacher Shao asked as usual: "Who will buy it for this time? Are there any photos?"
Fang Xian stretched out his hand: "Sorry, I have to lend it to your phone to use it."
"Do you don't have a cell phone?" Teacher Shao took out his cell phone impatiently, lit a Marlboro that he had just bought in the morning, took a deep breath, and then coughed wildly, "Cough... American cigarettes are smelly and choking."
"I don't want to turn on my phone, I just want to spend a comfortable holiday." Fang Xian quickly searched for Lin Yueru's photo and handed the phone back to Teacher Shao.
After the morning incident, Teacher Shao's psychological tolerance has qualitatively leap. He was not surprised when he saw Lin Yueru's picture. He just vomited smoke rings and asked, "Is this your girlfriend?"
"No, it's my girlfriend and her cousin."
"Where are they? Old Qiao Guo's genes are not as strong as their father, right?"
"Hurry up, do you want the two packs of Hongtashan?"
After that, the two men visited the shopping center again. Teacher Shao designed another style for Lin Yueru. Fortunately, he did not choose stockings this time and there was no overly abnormal scene.
This time the purchase exceeded the budget and spent 4,200 yuan. Fang Xian was in tears. He had been promoted to the shopping mall's silver card VIP within one day. I'm afraid he would have to rely on credit cards to make a living.
Teacher Shao begged to see Lin Yueru as usual, but there was no way, so Fang Xian had to take her back to the hotel.
Fang Xian entered the door, Zhao Linger and Lin Yueru were chatting and whispering. When they saw Fang Xian come back, they giggled and stopped talking.
Fang Xian is quite happy to see this kind of scene. The relationship between these two girls is the biggest good news in the world, and there will be no more trouble in the future. If you deduct household registration book and marriage certificate, your family life will basically become a state of endless joy in the future.
Fang Xian drooled and threw a few bags of clothes onto the bed: "Change it, let's go out for dinner."
Women are the same, and they have a perverted love for brand-new products that are packaged.
Lin Yueru and Zhao Linger tear open the packaging together and screamed in various ways.
Ling'er held up the black jeans and said dissatisfiedly: "Why are Sister Yue Ru's pants better than me!! Why is my skirt so short!!"
"Tsk!" Lin Yueru happily tried on the female denim top, "This dress is suitable for me, and the outfit on TV is so sissy."
"I want it too, I want it too!!!" Ling'er shook her head with her eyes.
"Stop talking about style issues, Teacher Shao is waiting to worship outside."
Ling'er picked up her boots and asked, "Why are my sister's shoes made of leather, mine is made of cloth!"
"Okay... I'll buy you skins in the future, so let me go first." Fang Xian wiped his sweat, and Le Wubian was yy's everything. In just two days, his savings of two years have been wasted. Women are so scary, especially when buying clothes. In the future, they must not be allowed to contact a monster called Taobao.com.
Lin Yueru happily picked up her jeans and put them on her legs, her face full of hideousness and she couldn't put them in.
"Brother Xian, you bought these pants small."
"Not small, not small at all." Fang Xian's evil heart arose again, "This is the outer pants, you have to take off the ones on your legs before wearing them. Ling'er, help your sister take them off."
"Oh." Ling'er was really obedient and rushed directly to Lin Yueru, grabbing her trouser legs and was about to slid down.
"A thief!" Yue Ru shouted angrily, "We are not married yet! Don't do this!"
"It's good to get used to it without any obstacles." Fang Xian said proudly.
As it turns out, when a person is arrogant and proud, he is not far from being unlucky.
Lin Yueru grabbed the long whip next to her and waved it hard. With a muffled sound of "pia", the whip body bypassed Fang Xian's front and hit his butt.
I'll pay it back sooner or later.
Fang Xian screamed and covered his butt and ran into the bathroom.
"It's so amazing if you come out!"
"Hmph, let you be unreasonable!"
Ling'er laughed: "Sister is fighting well!"
Fang Xian rubbed his butt in the bathroom, and Yue Ru's whip was not very fierce, and it soon stopped hurting.
"You wait...you wait..."
Outside, Teacher Shao's ear was pressed against the door, and he had various associations with this conversation and the sound of the whip whip.
A few minutes later, Ling'er shouted, and Fang Xian dared to come out.
If Zhao Linger's clothes are playful and cute loli outfits, then Lin Yueru's outfit is a cool street outfit that highlights her personality.
The denim is paired with long boots, and the top is short and lean casual denim, with a black sweatshirt inside, and the Nike-like one, which is drawn with a big James dunk.
Some people believe that she is Hongxing Thirteenth Sister, some people say that she is a street basketball player, some people say that she is Akime Mountain Bike, some people say that she is an older samatte - forget it, there is really no such thing.
In short, Zhao Linger's cuteness and Lin Yueru's coolness have a sharp contrast.
Lin Yueru shook her collar handsomely, and smiled foolishly in her voice: "Ling'er, do you think I'm still cool?"
To be continued...