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Chapter 97: Copycat Version

Shortly after dinner, people are easily tired. Pang Xu said for a while and then stretched out his hand to pull Liu Junhao, letting him sit there.

Seeing that he was about to take off his shoes, Liu Junhao hurriedly shouted: "You kid don't want to smoke my eels to death again, so put on the smelly shoes."

"Damn, I just washed it last night." Pang Xu said as he had already put the big foot board into the water. "The fish in this water really seem to have a therapeutic effect. After soaking the feet in this pool last time, they didn't itch for a long time. Later, they were re-infected because they were wearing old shoes. By the way, what's the fish you're talking about?"

"Bad, you can cure the athlete's foot after soaking it in the water a few times? That fish is called pork and maize." Liu Junhao denied it, but kept thinking in his heart. Could it be that the water in the ditch really has the effect of treating athlete's foot?

"Comfortable..." Shortly after Pang Xu's feet were put into the water, the half-large meat shredded pork gathered under the water, and kept dinging on Pang Xu's big feet.

Knowing that this foodie would not listen to his advice, Liu Junhao had to smile bitterly and let him harm the fish in the ditch.

"Uncle Xiaohao" At this moment, the hairy child shouted at the front yard.

"Here, come here," Liu Junhao also responded.

The first person to run into the backyard was the little flower dog. It was almost knee-high now. When he saw Liu Junhao, he immediately jumped onto the stone intimately and wagged his tail at him.

"This dog is very cute, come here!" Pang Xu also stretched out his hand and couldn't stop teasing.

But the little flower dog was very disrespectful to him and barked at Pang Xu. He stretched his mouth and held the corner of his clothes and bit it hard with his teeth.

"Get down for me." Pang Xu hurriedly pulled his lichen out of his mouth.

The little flower dog screamed at him again before jumping off the stone. However, it was obviously interested in Pang Xu's sneakers. When he raised his hind legs, he started to urinate on it.

"Damn it. My Adidas shoes cost 500 yuan." Pang Xu turned his head and saw that he was stung by a scorpion. He jumped up from the stone and kicked the culprit barefoot.

The flower dog reacted quickly and directly crawled into the vegetable field with its tail.

"Is it so expensive? I went out on the street two days ago and saw that there were also such shoes on street stalls. It costs only more than 30 yuan per pair." Seeing him holding the shoes covered in dog urine, he looked like he was losing his parents. Liu Junhao asked in confusion.

"What kind of eyes? I know if this is a real person. Authentic Adidas. Don't compare the copycat version of the land." Pang Xu was immediately indignant when he heard this. He saved the food expenses of buying the land for this pair of shoes. It took less than three days to wear them on his feet.

"You deserve it, who asked you to buy such expensive shoes?" Liu Junhao couldn't help laughing a few times.

"You can take care of me if I have money," Pang Xu replied with great depression, and then he began to resent, "It's more than five hundred."

"What are you looking for me?" At this time, Liu Junhao asked about the hairy child who was also sneering.

"My mother asked me to come over and ask if you have any eggs at home. We have an old hen in our house holding a nest these two days."

As the weather was warmer, the chickens and ducks began to hold their nests one by one. Everyone in the village knew that the eggs in his house were big, so people kept coming to find eggs these days.

"Yes, how much do you want?" Everyone in the village can help you, so Liu Junhao will respond to his requests. Anyway, he sells his eggs to anyone.

"I don't know either, my mother just asked me to come over and ask." The Mao kid scratched his head embarrassedly.

"You naughty kid, don't ask clearly what you said. Let your mother come here early tomorrow to pick up eggs, otherwise the people who are traveling in two days will probably not be able to save them."

"Well, I'll say it when I go back tonight." The hairy child also squatted by the water and grabbed the eel. After a while, he suddenly asked again: "Uncle Xiaohao, have you ever seen a cat bigger than a dog?"

"Is there such a big cat? You naughty kid won't look at it from the Internet again, so don't go online in the future." Liu Junhao scolded him as soon as he heard this.

"It's true. It's right on our mountain. I saw it when I went to the mountain with Xiaowazi two days ago when I pulled wild strawberries to eat. At that time, I almost got scared. I told Xiaowazi that he didn't believe it, and said I was dazzled." The hairy child couldn't help but defended.

"Okay, okay, you guys will be nonsense. If you have such a big cat, you won't be a clever one." Liu Junhao just thought he was talking nonsense. There are indeed many wild cats around Liujiagou, but this thing is so clever that it is hard to see in normal times.

"Don't say, there are cats that are bigger than dogs. A few days ago, I saw from the Internet that a person in Russia weighs more than 30 kilograms. It seems that it is a little larger than a small skin. It is said that they have to apply for the Guinness record." Pang Xu also said.

"I knew you didn't believe it. I'll tell my mother that she didn't believe it either." The hairy child picked up a tiles in a very depressed manner and drifted it on the ditch.

Not to mention, this kid's level is really not covered. He can even blew six or seven water in a row in such a narrow ditch.

"I'll come too," Pang Xu also came from the ground with his bare feet.

A tile.

However, his level was as stinky as his big feet. He just thumped and the tiles sank to the bottom. He tried several times in a row, and the result was the same. However, this foodie was intrigued and insisted on pulling the hairy child to let him teach.

I was having fun, but the cell phone in Pang Xu's pocket rang. He hurriedly took it out and looked at it. He didn't recognize the number and immediately shrewd at the two people: "Don't talk, it may be the phone number notifying me of the interview."

A few days ago, he cast a full net, and sent more than 50 resumes online in a row, and then waited for someone to notify him. So far, he didn't have a single call, but he didn't expect that he finally came in disappointment.

The hairy child also stopped fighting and sat on the stone in a regular manner.

"Hello, Pang Xu." His original phone fell into the pool while washing clothes and was soaked. This was the copycat phone I just bought, so the sound was very loud. The two of them could hear the sound inside clearly even from eight feet away.

"Are you?" Pang Xu, the kid, was a little confused for a moment.

"I'm your old classmate"

"Old classmate, who are you?" Pang Xu was immediately confused. Why did he seem to have heard this sound for the first time?

"You can't even listen to your high school classmates. Do you still treat me as a friend?" The man seemed very angry.

High school classmate?! Liu Junhao also raised his ears, Pang Xu was in the same class as him in high school, so he should have known him.

Both of them were hidden there, and Pang Xu deliberately covered his phone and made an inquiring gesture at Liu Junhao, but neither of them could remember the sound.

After asking for a long time, the man just didn't say his name, but just said that he was his old classmate. In the end, Pang Xu hung up the phone impatiently.

"Damn, who is it? How do you know your name?" Liu Junhao is still dizzy.

"Wait a minute... I understand. It turns out that this is a mobile phone liar. It must be the recruitment website that leaked my personal information. See how I deal with him, grandma hit the gun." Pang Xu suddenly became excited.

Mobile phone scammer? Liu Junhao also woke up. Isn’t this the typical feature of mobile phone scammers mentioned online? The other party first deceived trust as an old classmate and old friend, and the next step is to find a way to tell stories and cheat money.

After saying that, Pang Xu dialed in according to the number and said, "Sorry, I just remembered that you were not Luo Zheng from Class 38, the nickname "Bald Donkey?"

"Yes, yes, I'm Luo Zheng. I haven't seen you for so long, can't you even hear my voice?"

"I'm sorry, bald donkey, my cell phone signal is not good, so I didn't hear it clearly. Where are you now?"

"I'm still in the old place. When did I come to play? I'll treat you to a meal."

"You ask me? Just take it down. Just your poor family looks like you. Is your dad still begging for food everywhere now?"

"Himmer..." The person on the phone seemed to be slightly stunned, and then replied, "Yes, it's still the same."

"What about your mother? I heard that she was going to remarry, didn't she take you there?"

"Oh... I remarried, remarried"

"Then how are you doing? When you were in the dormitory, you often said that you were not lifting your little jj and were going to South Korea for sex change surgery? Is it removed now?"

...

The other party had no reply for a long time, and it took half a minute to hang up the phone.

Liu Junhao and Mao's kid could no longer hold it back, and they covered their stomachs and burst into laughter.

"You boy, you're so fucking unethical"

"I'm called immorality, so the liar is immoral. Damn, the applicants didn't attract them, but instead recruited the liar." Pang Xu also learned this trick online, and he was a sell-off.

"Why are you laughing at? It's so lively?" At this time, Zhang Qian and Xu Xiaoli also came to the backyard together.

After listening to Liu Junhao's narration, both of them also blushed and laughed.

"Xiaoli wants to go to the mountains to play, let's go pick strawberries and come back to juice and drink." After chatting for a while, Zhang Qian looked at Liu Junhao and said.

"Okay, I'm going to go up the mountain to pick up Tai Sui and have fun." Pang Xu was also excited.

Seeing that they all wanted to go up the mountain to play, Liu Junhao did not refuse and turned around and asked the Mao Child to get a slingshot. When he saw the pheasant flying away from his side a few times last time, he always felt a pity that he must bring all the equipment to go up the mountain today.

"I don't have a slingshot. The slingshot was taken away by Teacher Zhang." The naughty child saw Zhang Qian looking at him, and did not dare to admit anything. Last month, he used a slingshot to break two pieces of the school's glass, and even got some broom bumps from his father for this matter.

"You kid dare to say no. Two days ago, I saw you fishing with a slingshot by the pond. Go and get it. It's not class time, so you Teacher Zhang doesn't care." Liu Junhao gave him a reassurance.

"Then... I'll get it back, you can't let Teacher Zhang confiscate it." The Mao kid also wanted to go up the mountain to play. Hearing Liu Junhao's promise, he ran home quickly and took two slingshots.
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