After hearing his statement, Liu Junhao couldn't stop laughing, and even Professor Zhao covered his stomach and laughed.

This naughty child deserves to be beaten, and it is not unfair at all.

It turns out that the root of this incident is still on the computer. The kid comes to surf the Internet if he has something to do, so he naturally learns some fashionable words on the Internet. These days, he talks at home with a few catchphrases, such as "I'm dizzy", "sweats a little", etc., and he just opens his mouth. His father said this kid never changes it several times.

In the countryside, it is impossible to survive when it rains, so three groups and five groups gathered together to play cards and mahjong. Mao’s house is also a fixed card market. People report it here as long as it rains.

Just after dinner this morning, a group of people gathered at Mao’s house to play cards. Liu Qiyong and his wife also came to play with a few months old child. The half-year-old child naturally became a little star in the crowd, and they kept praising each other.

As we chatted, someone asked about the child’s name. The couple was very cute with their son, so they gave the child a name called Liu Qilin.

Before a group of people could speak, the guy Mao Child said first: "I'm so dizzy. Why do you give my eldest nephew a broken name? It's so old-fashioned!"

Liu Qiyong and his wife looked bad at that time. They looked through the dictionary for more than half a month to give this name.

The father of the Mao child was also angry and immediately grabbed a broom and beat him, cursing: "I told you not to speak well, I'm so sarcastic that I'm learning all day long."

The hairy child screamed and ran around the house, while running and debating: "That's how people talk online."

"Net? I asked you to go online!" His dad called even more powerfully.

The Mao child didn't dare to defend himself now and rushed out of the house crying.

"You boy, let me tell you what's good about you." Liu Junhao laughed and said, "When you go online in the future, check more learning materials, don't just learn something useless."

The Mao kid didn't know whether he listened or not. He rubbed his way around the chessboard for a while, and then he turned on the computer to play.

The rain was getting heavier and heavier outside. Looking out through the main hall door, I saw a rain curtain formed under the eaves. The ducks were completely thrilling, clamoring and running around in the front yard, pecking at the little crabs crawling onto the grass.

All of these crabs are as big as fingernails, which were discovered by Liu Junhao when he was feeding eels a few days ago. At first, he was shocked. When did so many crabs run into the ditch, he was unconscious?

After reading it, Professor Zhao speculated that it was the old crabs he raised that were hatched, and it should have been there last autumn. However, at that time, these crab seedlings were still big-eyed larvae and were inconspicuous at all. Even if they were seen, they would treat them as mosquito larvae. When they grew into small crabs, they caught up in hibernation, so Liu Junhao never noticed them. Now that the weather is warm, they become active and suddenly appear in the ditch.

Crabs are different from other fish. Whenever it rains, they will climb to the shore like crazy, and many of them even climb onto the trunks. The small crabs also adhere to this tradition and crawl everywhere in the rain.

At first, it was just ducks rushing to eat. After a while, many hens rushed into the water in the heavy rain, constantly stretching their heads and pecking.

The little crabs were immediately affected. They were snatched by them. Those who climbed to the front yard were basically caught by chickens and ducks. The rest were not good at seeing the opportunity and crawled back into the water.

The two of them were jumping out of the car, and suddenly, a wet thing flew straight into the main hall and fell on the chessboard. Then their bodies shivered, and mud and water splashed everywhere, making them both.

"Bah, this hen really doesn't want to live." Professor Zhao spit out a mouthful of mud and water that splashed into his mouth, and reached out to knock the thing away.

"Phenics?!" Before Liu Junhao could react, the hairy child turned his head and shouted in surprise.

After Professor Zhao hit the pheasant, he seemed to wake up and flew towards the counter. "Bang" a porcelain bowl was kicked to the ground and smashed it.

The hairy child grabbed the iron shovel leaning against the door and slapped it at the pheasant, driving it to fly around the house, and the mud and water splashed on its wings were everywhere.

"Xiaopi" Liu Junhao pointed with his hand, and Xiaopi immediately jumped and captured the pheasant jumping on the table. The thing twitched a few times and was completely dead.

"It seems that I can't stop my luck when I come. Pheasant sitting at home will come to my door automatically. There will be pheasant meat to eat at noon." Liu Junhao picked up the pheasant and shook the mud and water on its body with a smile.

"Is this a pheasant? Why do you think it's no different from a pheasant?" Professor Zhao was a little confused. He had lived in Liujiagou for a long time and had seen the pheasant several times from afar, but it was different from the one in front of him.

"This is a female pheasant. She has a cockscomb on her tail. You see, the one who looks like this is not conspicuous." Liu Junhao used the lift, which was about two pounds.

"It's really different from a domestic hen, and his mouth doesn't look like it. How can this thing get into the house?" Professor Zhao asked in confusion.

"It's not raining yet. The pheasant is so heavy that it must have no place to hide. I'm confused. When I see the place where I hide from the rain, I get straight in. You don't leave at noon. Please help me take off the feathers later. Let's stew the pheasant meat at noon." The braised pheasant is the best, but the female pheasant is different. It tastes more fragrant when stewed.

Liu Junhao has been greedy for pheasant meat for a long time. It is no problem for Xiaosie to chase a hare, but it will be difficult for him to catch pheasant. This thing runs fast and can fly.

In autumn, he led Xiaopi to wander around the woods several times, and wanted to catch a pheasant to satisfy his cravings. Unexpectedly, he chased him several times and let him fly away, but he had no choice. He had eaten the dried pheasant several times. Although the taste was very good, he always felt that the fresh pheasant tasted delicious.

Now the two of them didn't play chess anymore, and the hairy child didn't play computers anymore. They all started to organize lunch meals. Those who choose vegetables, boil water, and pluck hairs. After three or five steps, a pheasant was shrouded.

There are so many peppercorn ingredients in Liu Junhao's family, so there is no need to worry about it. Peel and remove the internal organs, then put them in water and rinse them for ten minutes, then chop them into large pieces and put them in a pot and fry them.

Liu Junhao was cooked so much that he couldn't cook any more. He scooped half a spoon of refined lard and let the pot heat it and put it in it. Soon the crackling lard fragrance spread out.

Then pour the green onions, ginger cubes, and pheasant in the pot. When the pheasant is golden brown, he adds half a scoop of water, and then sprinkle with pepper, MSG, salt, sugar, etc. and stew it slowly over low heat.

Of course, in order to prevent the food from not enough, he specially fried an egg and green onion in the back pot. When the pheasant meat was stewed with a lot, Professor Zhao got up and called Teacher Wang over for dinner.

The rice in the rice cooker was also steamed, and a few people brought the rice to eat with the hot rice.

The pheasant meat in spring is tender, and Liu Junhao's skills are also very good. The pheasant meat tastes mellow, crispy and tasty, and it is very delicious.

After a meal, the hairy child ate three large bowls of dry rice, and oil flowed from the corners of his mouth. In the end, he choked and burped, but Teacher Wang poured him half of the boiled water and drank it before he could return to normal.

Of course, as a hero today, Xiaopi also had a beautiful meal.

When everyone was full of food and food, the father of the Mao kid came to call his son home for dinner.

The couple are the kind of person who can't even eat when they are in the card market. If the people who come to his house go back to have a meal, I'm afraid the couple will not know they are hungry and full.

After hearing from his own child that he had already eaten, the father of the hairy child explained embarrassedly: "It's okay on a rainy day, I'm a little late to cook. Don't be angry with me in the morning."

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This book is about to be launched. I will book my monthly ticket for next month first. I hope everyone supports Hulu, haha.

I wish you all a happy National Day, happy every day, and having fun secretly without any trouble!
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