Chapter three hundred and seventieth unequal treaty
It was so strange that a group of people watched by the pond for a long time. In the end, they couldn't tell what was so.
"Will it have anything to do with these mulberries? Look at the water in the pond is almost dyed purple." A tourist saw that there were many purple-red mulberries on the water surface, so he made such a speculation.
"Brother, don't you fish normally?" As soon as he finished speaking, a tourist next to him asked.
"How do you know?" the man asked back with a strange look.
"If you fish regularly, you won't say such things. Let me tell you that mulberries are top-quality baits and the fishing effect is very good." The tourist continued to popularize science. Liu Junhao is quite familiar with this person, and he is a veteran fishing friend. He has to drive to Liujiagou every now and then.
"No, can mulberries be fished?" The man looked at Liu Junhao with disbelief, obviously hoping that the "expert" would relieve his confusion.
Tourists turned their heads and looked at Liu Junhao. Many of them heard about this for the first time and found it very strange.
"He is right, mulberries can be fished, especially big fish." This problem is naturally not difficult for Liu Junhao. When he was a child, he often used mulberries to fish, and once he caught a grass carp weighing more than four kilograms. In fact, not only mulberries can be fished, but also tender corn kernels, sunflower seeds, edamames, pumpkin flowers, etc. He has tried all these, and the effect is not worse than specially made bait.
"What are you watching here?" As she was discussing, Mr. Liu Wu's voice came from outside. He and the old Niuto were carrying most of the bag of feed in their hands. They originally planned to feed the chickens in the chicken farm, but when they saw that there were a large circle of people around here, the two old men thought something had happened, so they came to join in the fun.
"Old man, you are finally here. Are we still looking for you just now?" When he heard his voice, several tourists immediately became excited and explained the matter clearly in a few words. In their opinion, Master Liu Wu is more authoritative than Liu Junhao, after all, he is still there. And they have all heard of the glorious deeds of the old man catching turtles with his forks. Although he did not see it with his own eyes, "the name of a person and the shadow of a tree", this old man is definitely not an ordinary person.
But disappointed them, Master Liu Wu looked around the pond for a long time and finally shook his head.
"I know why these loaches are drunk." The old cowhead squatted by the water and caught two loaches for a while, then stood up and said.
"Drunk the loach?" Everyone looked at him in disbelief. The old man's answer was so creative! Who would foolishly pour wine into the pond? It was purely because he had a brain problem and had no place to throw money. Besides, in such a large pond, if you want to get drunk, you probably would have to pour at least 100 kilograms of wine into it.
"What's your look? I don't believe it." Seeing Liu Qiyong's expression, the old cow explained with a slight annoyance: "Look at the mulberry trees beside you. So many mulberries fall in the water. It's hot in summer. If you soak it in the water, it will definitely ferment. This is stagnant water. Over time, the puddle will become mulberry juice. It would be strange if you don't get drunk."
"I said it has something to do with mulberries, you don't believe it." After hearing the old man's explanation, the tourist immediately believed it and followed it with a slight pride.
The explanation of Lao NiuTou sounds a bit reasonable, but when you think deeper, you feel that it is wrong. Why are loaches drunk and other fish?
"Then I don't know either. I've seen this before, and I heard from the old people that it was made of mulberries." The old bull head only knew the reason for this problem.
"I know that loaches usually live at the bottom of the water. The juice soaked in mulberries is larger than that of water and usually sinks to the bottom of the water. Most of the fish live on the upper layer of the water, so there is nothing to do for the time being."
After listening to the tourist's explanation, someone raised questions: "It seems that I have never heard of mulberries before and will get drunk if I eat too much."
"Who said that there is no, the Book of Songs describes examples of other animals getting drunk when they eat mulberries."
"The Book of Songs?" A big question mark flashed across everyone's foreheads.
I fainted, and the more I talked, the more outrageous it became. A circle of people felt that this person was very capable of blowing, and it could also be associated with the Book of Songs.
The man kept it a secret. Then he thought with a slight slightest thought: "The mulberry leaves have not fallen, and his leaves are fertile. Alas, I have no food for mulberries! Isn't it just a description of the turtledove being drunk when they eat too many mulberries?"
After hearing the thoughts from others, many people suddenly realized that there was such a passage in the Book of Songs. Liu Junhao also had a little impression. It seemed that he had learned that article when he was in school, but he had already given the little things to the teacher in his school. If it weren't for the explanation just now, he really wouldn't know what those two sentences mean?
This tourist has a good memory. He can still remember high school articles clearly in his thirties. It is a great saying. Liu Junhao was originally a little impressed, but later he found out that he was a high school Chinese teacher. No wonder he remembered so clearly.
The loach was just a small accident, and it came and went quickly. Since it wasn’t someone maliciously putting pesticides on, there was no big problem. He didn’t want to wander around the village in a hot day, so he greeted everyone and then returned home.
Just sat under the fan and blew for less than five minutes
The phone rang again.
"Hey, Zhang Qian, is it you..." The phone was connected, and before Liu Junhao could speak, Xu Xiaoli was crying and shouting: "I want to divorce Pang Xu, this bastard... Well, he doesn't understand people too much. He quarreled with me every day, and he has quarreled twice in a week... I want to divorce, I won't give birth to him anymore, I will give birth to him, whoever he wants to give birth to."
"Hey, Xu Xiaoli, don't be impulsive." No, right? The two are going to divorce and don't want the child either? Liu Junhao was shocked and hurriedly spoke out to dissuade him.
"Oh, it's you. Give Zhang Qian a call. I'll have something to do with her." Xu Xiaoli then realized that she was embarrassed in her words.
Hearing her crying miserably, as if the sky had fallen, Liu Junhao did not dare to delay and quickly handed the phone to Zhang Qian. He did not leave, mainly because he wanted to hear what happened to the couple. He was still tender when he came a few days ago, but why did he start to make a big fuss in a blink of an eye and want to get a divorce?
However, Zhang Qian did not give him a chance, so she waved her hand to let him go out, obviously because she was afraid that she would hear private words.
If you don’t listen, you won’t listen. After that, my wife will call Pang Xu and ask him if she doesn’t say anything.
The couple really treat them as firefighting teams. They will call them whenever they have something to do. They are really thrilling, just like acting in a TV series. I remember one time when they almost broke up because of Pang Xu playing games.
What big thing happened this time? He was going to divorce. Just now, Xu Xiaoli seemed to be scolding Pang Xu on the phone and was unfaithful. Could it be that this kid had an external intention? The more Liu Junhao thought about it, the more likely it was. This kid was not a good person when he was in high school. He used his glasses to sneak around the girls' dormitory many times.
I thought Xu Xiaoli should hang up the phone after crying for a while, but it was already half an hour before the movement in the room showed no signs of stopping, and Zhang Qian's laughter came from the middle.
The phone broke the record and it took more than an hour to call Zhang Qian to close her phone and walk out, smiled bitterly and shook her head and said, "She can really say that my phone is getting hot."
"What are they going to divorce?"
As soon as Liu Junhao asked, his wife suddenly burst into laughter, which made people wonder. Is she gloating?
After a long time, Zhang Qian stopped smiling and said, "Guess, I've guessed that the bowls I've been trying to beat for this week."
Dizzy, this is a hot thing, so how can I be in the mood to do "I Guess, I Guess".
"You don't know, I almost laughed to death just now. Do you know why they quarreled... Xu Xiaoli played and upgraded on the computer. Originally, they were the banker of this game, and their partner played the master of the Heart. Her cards were also very good. Reds have two pairs and two kings. This card is a good card that has not been seen in a century. She was excited and called her husband to come and see it. As a result, Pang Xu was purely looking for a draw, helping him out, and he came to buy the bottom, and even spread her two kings. As a result, he lost nearly two thousand Happy Beans in this game. Xu Xiaoli was furious, and the two started arguing and finally had to divorce."
"No?" Liu Junhao was stunned at first, and then laughed. The couple was so superb. They even clamored to divorce even if they had such a small matter, which was no different from a child.
"That's right, you don't know how hard I worked when I answered the phone just now." Zhang Qian smiled for a while before saying with a little emotion, "Luckily, you don't like playing games, otherwise we would have made a decision. I have also heard of a couple quarreling about stealing vegetables."
"Then how could she calm down in the end?" Liu Junhao became curious again. Xu Xiaoli's resentment was quite great when she answered the phone.
"Haha, I gave her an idea to ask Pang Xu to sign an agreement for the couple to quarrel. Now he can't jump up."
"Agreement for quarrel?" This can also sign the agreement. My wife is so talented, but why do you always feel bad? It seems like a sale contract here.
Sure enough, Zhang Qian talked a lot, and Liu Junhao was sweating coldly on his back. Fortunately, he did not have the spirit of rebellion, otherwise Zhang Qian might have tried these things on him first.
1. No matter what the reason is, as long as the two quarrel, the man must apologize immediately and coax until the other party is relieved. Otherwise, the man will be responsible for the consequences of the two quarrels?
, The man is not allowed to throw things when he is angry, but the woman can throw pillow and sofa cushion?
3. When a phone quarrels, the man is not allowed to hang up the phone first. If he hangs up, he must call back within one minute and admits his mistake and apologizes. If the woman hangs up the phone voluntarily during a quarrel, the man must call back immediately...?
After hearing dozens of things my wife said, Liu Junhao silently said in his heart that Pang Xu would suffer some in the future.
Let me explain, I saw loaches getting drunk when they eat too many mulberries. At that time, a group of children were catching them crazy and were beaten up by adults for this matter, saying that they were making trouble with pesticides. However, the loach recovered after taking them to the shore. Later, some people said that they ate too many mulberries. It’s strange that other fish seemed to have no problem eating mulberries. I can’t tell the reason. But I heard the old people say they would get drunk. Before writing this chapter, I checked it online. Unfortunately, there was no information on this, so I could only write it according to my own understanding.
Chapter completed!