Chapter 368 Diarrhea
The monkey seemed to have no sense of saving money at all. Before he could get home, he was already catching the money and running into the village.
Liu Junhao wanted to stop him, but in the end he would forget it. The wind blew the eggshells and the money went to the monkey for happiness. The money he liked to buy whatever he liked, and after spending it, the guy became completely honest.
Several tourists went to Wukong with them on a hot day. Although they didn't help much, they had to receive this favor.
Liu Junhao let a few people into the yard, and then he carried a large flower skin in the backyard to kill him. Zhang Qian washed a few bunches of water-like grapes with well water. The grapes on the shelf were not fully ripe, and the color was still jade-green. However, the grapes at this time were a unique taste and were very refreshing. Several children picked them a lot in the past two days. Not only them, but the magpies and gray horses in the yard also fell on the shelf from time to time and stole a mouthful. If birds were smarter than people, they would definitely be able to eat them. Zhang Qian picked them based on this. The grapes were ripe, and Wukong regarded these two vines as their own food. As long as there were birds on the grape rack, it would chase them wildly. Even when the owner picked grapes, it would squeak next to him for half a day.
Several tourists were eating fruits while talking about the monkeys.
"Xiao Hao, what else can your monkey do?"
What can Wukong do? Liu Junhao thought for a long time and said that guy was very imitating and seemed to do anything except not being able to speak.
"That's it. I found that your Wukong is very evil. He actually knows how to buy things with money. Tell me how he trained it?" another tourist asked.
"It's not too evil. In fact, animals are much smarter than people think." Before Liu Junhao could answer, another tourist said, "I read the news online two days ago that chimpanzees would use ropes to make ropes to cross the river when they encounter floods."
"Well, this is the truth. Some animals are indeed very clever. I have read a news online before, saying that an old man had a cat, and there was also a cat-shaped alarm clock on the head of the bed. The alarm clock was set, and the old man got up to exercise as soon as it was time. As a result, the cat was jealous and hid the alarm clock quietly, and would call the old man on time when it was time..."
At this time, the sun was no longer so vicious. The mountain breeze blew slightly. After eating two pieces of watermelon, everyone felt that the heat all over their bodies disappeared without a trace.
Sitting under the shade of trees and chatting around the world gives people a feeling of drowsiness... This comfortable and lazy life can rarely be enjoyed in the city.
Several people were talking enthusiastically, and Zhang Qian heard the phone ringing in the living room. She hurried into the room, then went out and called her husband, saying that it was Liu Qihua who called to look for it.
What was wrong with that guy? It was so mysterious that Liu Junhao went into the house and answered the phone in a puzzled way.
"Uncle Xiaohao, your monkey has stole money again. Come here quickly. I haven't told Teacher Zhang yet." Liu Qihua's voice was very low on the other side of the phone. People saw that the monkey suddenly bought dozens of dollars to buy things. They suspected that this guy was stealing the money from the family. After all, Wukong had a criminal record, so he was worried, so he called.
But what did he mean before? Liu Junhao answered in a daze, "That's all? You can tell her directly, it's just like an underground party joint. I thought you were going to say something."
"That...that's not your private money?" Liu Qihua was even more confused than him, and was surprised in his words and out.
I was dizzy and finally understood what it meant. The man thought that the monkey had stolen his private money. No wonder he didn't tell Zhang Qian just now.
Do I need to hide my private money? Liu Junhao held the microphone and replied amused and crying: "It's okay, that money is for the monkey. If you want it, you can give it whatever it wants, it will spend all the money."
"No, Uncle Xiaohao, are you mistaken? This money is not enough at all, it's more than fifty yuan." Liu Qihua heard his voice very calmly, and thought he didn't know the amount here, so he hurriedly said again.
"That's right, the money is obtained by monkeys selling cicada shells. You can spend whatever you want," there were guests outside who wanted to accompany him. After Liu Junhao said that, he wanted to hang up the phone.
"Tsk tsk" Liu Qihua looked at Wukong who was holding a fifty yuan in his claws, and only sighed. The profit of this store was not fifty yuan a day, and the monkeys were more casual than him, and raised their hands to make a big ticket for fifty yuan. However, this thing couldn't be envious. The monkey's level of money earning was not enough. He could just go up the mountain to pick wood ears and sell it for hundreds of yuan. There was also a TV series that started filming immediately. The guy's salary was several hundred yuan a day. Now, when people in the village saw Wukong, they all said that they were a rich monkey.
"By the way, what did my Wukong buy?" Liu Junhao asked before hanging up the phone.
"It's going to eat ice cream now..."
"Put more monkeys in plastic bags, I have customers here." He heard that there was ice cream, so he couldn't help but remind him. I was tired of eating the fruits in the yard, so it would be better to change the taste occasionally.
When he hung up the phone there, he smiled bitterly and shook his head. Can you hide the private money by yourself? Then again, it seems that I have seen it online, and many married men have the habit of hiding private money. Liu Junhao is fine, he has never had this idea at all.
Zhang Qian is not the kind of person who checks how much money her husband has in his pocket every day, at most she washes clothes.
When you take out your pockets one by one, don’t wash the money.
Speaking of this, he remembered what Pang Xu complained a few days ago. The boy said that Xu Xiaoli searched his trouser pockets while he was idle, making his trouser pockets cleaner than his face. However, this guy grew up in the struggle. At that time, he was proud to introduce how to hide private money so that his wife could not find it. What was stuck in a book, placed in a gap in the drawer, etc., and introduced seven or eight methods in a row, saying that Liu Junhao would learn something.
I couldn't stand that guy's verbal words. He said directly, Zhang Qian never checked my private money, and this guy suddenly closed the dialog box in great depression.
However, Liu Junhao mentioned Pang Xu's grievances to his wife, asking her to tell Xu Xiaoli when she was fine, not to take care of her husband too much. After all, a man doesn't have much money in his pocket to stand up straight, and some miscellaneous social engagements will cost money.
The information Zhang Qian feedback is another version: Pang Xu often smokes secretly. Smoking is harmful to health. Xu Xiaoli is afraid of any impact on the fetus, so she implements the three-light policy for her husband.
"Our Wukong took fifty dollars to buy ice cream. Liu Qihua thought it stole money and didn't dare to sell it. So he called me." When he went out to see his wife's eyes, Liu Junhao explained, then turned his head and shouted to several friends, "Don't leave, the monkey will buy ice cream right away."
I originally wanted to show off, but after waiting for half an hour, I didn't see the monkey go home. Liu Junhao finally had to send Xiao Tongtong and a few others to the village to find him. Before they could go out, the monkey was already staggering into the yard.
But its hands were empty and there was not even a sorbet stick.
"Uncle Liu, didn't you say that Wukong bought a lot of ice soybeans? Why can't I see it?" Xiao Haoyu asked in confusion.
"Isn't this guy eating all of them?" Liu Junhao stared at the monkey in confusion. The guy's stomach was bulging. When his body moved, he burped out and squirted out, which obviously exuded a creamy smell.
"Wukong likes to eat alone the most, and he won't give it any sugar next time he has it." Xiao Tongtong waited for a long time but couldn't eat ice soybeans, and even if she had pouted, she could hang an oil bottle.
"Himmer..." The monkey didn't know if he understood her words, but just lay under the shade of the tree and burped weakly.
Maybe it was because he ate too much ice sorbet, and this guy was not energetic all afternoon and was completely gone from his previous life. He was lying in the evening for dinner. When Liu Junhao picked it up, he only ate a few bites, and then turned his head and got into the monkey's nest.
"Wukong won't have anything to eat, right? I called Liu Qihua just now. He said that he brought ten ice soybeans to the monkey at one time. People who eat so many ice soybeans will have diarrhea even if they eat them." Before going to bed, Zhang Qian asked worriedly.
"It should be fine. If you really have something to do, I'll teach the monkey a lesson. Next time it won't be so greedy." Seeing his wife's worried look, Liu Junhao said again, "Don't worry, I'll go to the ditch tomorrow morning to pull some back and give the monkey an egg. If it eats it, it will be fine."
The backlash coupling is a common woody plant in rural areas. The leaves of this thing look very similar to the leaves of acacia. However, it belongs to the shrub family. The plants are very thin and short, and they are not useful at all. However, the backlash coupling is very effective in treating diarrhea. If someone has a stomach problem in rural areas, pull a handful of leaves at the edge of the ditch, then mix it with eggs and stir-fry it. It will be cured once it is eaten.
In the past, people were poor, and children could not eat eggs once every ten days and a half months. In order to eat eggs, some greedy guys went to their parents to lie and said they had diarrhea. As a result, after eating the scrambled eggs, they were full of scrambled eggs, which made them angry.
"Then you worry about it tomorrow." After hearing him say that, Zhang Qian finally let go of some distractions.
Because he was thinking about the monkey, Liu Junhao got up early the next morning and went to the monkey's nest to find that Wukong had gone out at some point.
He said, this guy looked half-dead yesterday, which made his wife worried for the middle of the night. Who knew that he would recover so soon.
Seeing that there was nothing unusual, Liu Junhao started to make breakfast after washing. The couple got up late these days, and Zhang Ma helped to cook the meal. He was very embarrassed. The old lady lived in her daughter's house to enjoy a happy life, so how could she ask her to help cook? She explained several times in a row to let Zhang Ma sleep a little longer in the morning. However, the elderly had less sleep and got up at dawn. When Liu Junhao woke up, the meal was ready.
Zhang's mother didn't have so many ideas. During this period of time at her son-in-law's house, she didn't worry about anything except taking care of her two grandchildren and did not worry about food and accommodation. She only took ten days and became much younger.
Just as he had cut the vegetables and didn't put them into the pot, Wukong shouted in, and pulled a handful of them backwards and stuffed them into his mouth.
The monkey also knows herbs? Liu Junhao has gained knowledge again.
I don’t know how to express the updated question, I can only say sorry.
I've been really busy these days. To put it in a sentence: "I get up earlier than chickens, dry more than cows, sleep later than dogs, and eat worse than pigs." Take this chapter for example. I thought I could write more of it a few days ago, but I didn't have time to write it out. I thought I could write more today, but the leader suddenly called me in the morning and delayed it. In the afternoon, I accompanied someone to look at the house, and my heels hurt, and I had the chance to update after dinner.
After finishing the code, this chapter is almost eleven o'clock, and I will get up at half past six tomorrow to go to work.
I hope it will be better next month, I really don't dare to make any guarantee.
Chapter completed!