Chapter 357: Son, Lao Tzu
When the child mentioned this topic, Liu Junhao thought that it would be a good idea for the couple to have one now. Of course, it would be better for a boy. This is not that he prefers boys over girls, but that the boy is more naughty and that he can beat him if he causes trouble. If it is a girl, his wife will definitely not let him beat him.
The couple really had a good relationship. He was just thinking that his wife had asked whether she liked a boy or a girl.
When Liu Junhao said his thoughts, Zhang Qian immediately reached out and twisted it: "If you dare to beat the child, try it. If the child wants to persuade and educate him, how can he use violence?"
"What if I don't listen?" Liu Junhao asked back.
"That's not OK. If you hit my son, I will hit him." Zhang Qian laughed after saying this.
"Okay, it seems that our child will be He Yifan again." Liu Junhao sighed speechlessly. To be honest, he was really afraid that his child would look like this. Thinking of this, he secretly made up his mind that if the child really couldn't educate him well, I would definitely beat him up and no one could stop him.
As the old saying goes, "It is natural for me to beat my son", let that guy experience the pain he suffered when he was a child. By the way, Master Liu Wu beat him a lot back then, and he didn't know how many broom bumps were broken. If he hadn't been beaten for three or five days, even he would feel his butt itchy.
"Then... beat it up, but you can't beat it too hard, just scare it." Thinking of his cousin, Zhang Qian's tone was not as strong as before.
"It's better to have a girl, it's easier to worry about it," at the end, she sighed, "In the past, my mother often said that her hair was white when she was worried about her two brothers' affairs every day. I just saved it. She never cried or made a fuss since she was a child. She grew up and was quiet and gentle. She looked like a gentle personality."
Khan... This is not what my mother-in-law said, Liu Junhao looked at his wife with a very suspicious look.
"What's your look? I'm telling the truth. If you don't believe me, let's go home and ask my mother?" Seeing that my husband didn't believe me, Zhang Qian stretched out her jade hand and used a move to the Nine Yin White Bone Claws.
"Believe, believe" Liu Junhao hurriedly surrendered, thinking to himself that you are indeed gentle enough.
"What's your name for giving birth to a girl?"
"Don't ask me, you know I'm not good at naming." They have discussed the question about the child's name before. However, they didn't plan to have a child at that time, just talked about it when they were free. Now the plan to give birth is on the agenda, so this matter naturally needs to be taken seriously. Liu Junhao is very self-aware and knows that he is really not good at this and cannot shoulder the heavy responsibility. His wife is a Chinese teacher, so it's not a problem to name a name.
"You are not attentive at all. I have thought about it. The name of our child is both nice, meaningful, and sounds very smooth. It is best to remember it by just listening to it once! Unlike our names, there are countless tens of thousands of people across the country who share the names." Zhang Qian immediately came up with the "four basic principles". She was telling the truth. From elementary school to university, at least four people who share the names with her, and even two people in the same class. Every time the teacher named him one by one, two people stood up at the same time, either, they were sitting on a stool and looking at each other, which was very troublesome. In the end, the head teacher thought of a solution, that is, to follow the student number when calling the name, so that they can separate.
"If you call it more, it means that it is popular. We must keep up with the trend of the times. It's still early. Think slowly, I don't believe that it's not good to even name a year." Liu Junhao replied with his arms around his wife.
This child is still missing, and the couple has already begun to plan the future for him. It is said that being a parent is not easy, and it is probably not easy for this child to have a future.
After talking about this topic, Zhang Qian suddenly felt relieved. Everything was in vain. She thought her husband's thoughts were difficult to change.
It took a long time since I turned like this. The two of them sat under the willows to enjoy the cool air. Amid Liu Junhao's melodious sound of reed flutes, two grass raccoons jumped back and forth around them, then ran to the depths of the reed marsh, and turned around from time to time to scream.
"They seem to let us keep up." After relaxing, the couple realized that the grass raccoon was not simply playing around them.
"Come on, take a look" Liu Junhao also nodded.
The curious Zhang Qian followed the grass raccoon into the reed marsh. After walking less than twenty meters, she saw a lot of melon seedlings crawling on the sparse reeds in front of her, and there were a few melons as thick as arms hanging on it.
"Husband, look, melon, so big!" Zhang Qian shouted excitedly.
"What are the melons? There are too many melons in the ground." Liu Junhao didn't feel anything rare. He walked over slowly and said funnyly: "What's your look? Is this melon? Is it a melon? Melon doesn't climb upwards." Vegetable melons are different from melons. This thing can be eaten as soon as it grows, but it doesn't taste very good. When it cooks, it tastes just right, sweet and sour. Of course, there is another way to eat vegetable melons, which is cool. Wash it and cut it into thin slices and add a little salt and mix it with sesame oil. It is definitely a good product to cool down.
He turned his head and looked around and found that there were at least a dozen vegetable seedlings in this piece. There were a lot of vegetable seeds scattered on the other side, which should be leftovers of grass raccoons.
The motherweed raccoon shouted at the reed marsh twice, and immediately two little guys emerged from the grass not far away.
"Wow, their nests are so hidden, it's too difficult to find." Zhang Qian was startled by her side.
"Haha, if you find it, you will be in danger." The grass raccoon nest is like the pig badger nest, both of which are real and real, and are rarely seen at ordinary times.
The two little guys were more than twice as big as a month ago. They were not unfamiliar with Liu Junhao and jumped around them happily.
"By the way, weren't there a few last year? Why didn't they see them?" Zhang Qian suddenly remembered the grass raccoons last year. It seemed that after seeing them once outside the yard wall, they could never see them appear again.
"Who knows, I guess I was driven away by Lao Caolizi. After all, they can't let their parents raise them for the rest of their lives." Liu Junhao could only speculate that this is how the Xiaopi couple did it.
"Hey, animals are sometimes smarter than humans. They know that they cannot spoil their children. Only by being cruel to drive them out can they adapt to the environment." In less than three sentences, Zhang Qian mentioned the education of children again.
The two of them played with Caolizi for a while, then picked three vegetable melons and walked out of the reed marsh. The Caolizi was the same as before, still following closely behind.
"No, Xiaohao, have you taken the fox home again after going out?" The weather is cool now, and many tourists are watching birds in the pavilion. A sharp-eyed tourist exclaimed again when he saw this scene. Many people were secretly whispering in their hearts, this person is so magical, with a strong animal relationship, and everything can be brought to their homes.
"Cute Fox" Tongtong and others rushed out excitedly when they heard the voice. However, the two little guys were not interested in them and kept hiding behind Liu Junhao.
Knowing that they were afraid of strangers, Liu Junhao did not let people watch. He led him straight to the yard and fed several large pieces of watermelon.
The two guys were not polite and stretched out their heads to grab food.
"Don't be afraid of little fox, I won't hurt you." Tongtong squatted beside her for a long time and felt unsatisfied. She took two steps forward and reached out to touch one of the spine.
The grass raccoon was startled and his body jumped away quickly. He probably felt that the little girl was not threatening her, so he slowly came back to continue eating.
Zhao Weihong hurriedly took a few photos of her daughter. It was strange. She never thought about what if the grass raccoon got angry and bit her daughter. Or she had already determined in her heart that the animals in Liu Junhao's courtyard were all kind.
Seeing that Tongtong could contact Caolizi, Ozawa Yu and others also came over. But before they got close, the two little guys immediately screamed and threatened with sharp teeth.
Lovers recognize people, not everyone is close to everyone. In less than five minutes, the two guys' stomachs were rounded, and they kept rubbing their fluffy bodies against Xiao Tongtong's trouser legs, completely acting like they acted like a spoiled person... But when Zeyu and others approached, they became fierce again.
After eating and drinking, the two little grass raccoons seemed to have plans to settle down at Liu Junhao. They lay down under the tree and rested with their eyes closed.
The little yellow skin was more interested in these two new guys, so she came to the front and smelled it for a while, and then lay down beside them. Finally, they even used their tongues to combed each other's fur. The fox and the hunting dog called each other brothers, and everyone in the yard thought this was not ordinary incredible.
However, not all animals welcomed the grass raccoons. The water birds had to rush up to peck them several times, but fortunately they were stopped by Liu Junhao.
Seeing that it was getting dark, the two guys had no intention of leaving. In the end, the old grass raccoon crawled into the yard and called, so they reluctantly left with their parents.
"As the situation continues, they will sooner or later settle in your yard, just like the pig badger." Professor Zhao said with some emotion.
When talking about pig badgers, Liu Junhao was very depressed. He had thought of raising them for a while before and putting them back into the forest. Who knew that after Liu Junhao put them on the mountain in the afternoon, his little skin would bark at night. He got up and turned on the hand lantern and saw that the pig badgers were back.
Next, he tried several times, and the release location was farther and farther away, but it was useless at all. These guys were like mangy dogs, and they would not leave. Thinking about it, they would not have to worry about eating and drinking here, but they were much more comfortable than on the mountain.
At present, these guys are more regular and have not attacked the chickens and ducks in their yard. They mainly look for earthworms on the manure pile, or eat loaches, eels, etc. by the water. Seeing that there is no harm, Liu Junhao also acknowledged their existence.
As a result, within a few days, the monkey squeaked and pulled the owner to the base of the wall.
When he first saw it, he jumped next time. A big hole was dug at the wall of his house. Judging from the shape of the hole, you can tell that it was just dug by the pig badger.
The otter was first dug a hole, but now it was the pig badger's turn. If this continues, his courtyard wall will probably not be able to be saved.
If the two Caolizi settled down here, Caolizi seemed to have digged holes, right? He was a little unimaginable.
Chapter completed!