Chapter 302 Two crooked talents
The starling suddenly could speak. Zhang Qian was quite excited. When she called her parents in the evening, she told the two old men about the good news. After saying a few words, Xiao Zeyu snatched the microphone and said that she wanted to watch the starling through the camera. She couldn't do it because he was urging her, so Zhang Qian had to ask Liu Junhao to pick up the bird's nest and show it out a few times. The guy was quite excited and shouted that he would definitely go to Liujiagou for a trip next week.
Lying in bed at night, the couple still did not leave their topics. Zhang Qian murmured and waited for the starling to lay eggs and hatch and gave him a pair to his father, so that he could play with him when he was free.
Liu Junhao couldn't help but admire his wife's long-term thoughts. The bird hasn't left the nest yet and has already thought of the next generation. However, he also has this idea. If he has time to raise more starlings in the yard and let them have a conversation competition, it will definitely be lively at that time.
As soon as he got up the next morning, Zhang Qian got some tender vegetables to feed her. She had always thought that her neem can only eat her neem cane and grasshoppers. Who knew that when I checked the Internet last night, it was not that true. Her neem can have strong digestive ability, so she has a very mixed diet. Such as earthworms, locusts, mole crickets, fruit, neem can be eaten.
She still didn't give up and wanted to quickly let the two little guys learn to speak.
Unfortunately, everything was done by my nephew's lanterns - as usual. The starling couldn't understand the owner's opinion at all.
After trying for a long time, she had no effect. She could only curse her and then make breakfast angrily.
After breakfast and surfing the Internet to show off Su Nana, the starling became a symbol of intelligence in her mouth.
Liu Junhao saw that his wife was chatting excitedly, and he couldn't bear to disturb her, so he sat in the hammock to read a book.
After reading two pages, the furry child suddenly appeared behind him.
"Uncle Xiaohao" he shouted softly.
There was a sudden voice behind him. Liu Junhao was startled and turned his head to see that it was a fur child. He immediately closed the book and scolded him: "How come you naughty child, why are you sneaky? When you come, you scream openly. I can still eat you."
"That... is Teacher Zhang at home?"
"If you have something to do with her, you are playing around in the house and calling yourself." Liu Junhao looked at this guy in confusion, and no matter how he looked, he felt a little thief-headed. If he didn't go to class today, he was carrying a schoolbag behind him.
"Don't, I'm looking for you. Look..." The naughty child seemed to be doing magic, and in a blink of an eye, he took out a bird's nest from his schoolbag.
There are four chubby birds in the bird's nest. Their eyes have opened and they have just grown a layer of fluff. At this time, the birds are not afraid of people. When they hear the movement, they immediately open their mouths and shout for food.
"Mylon-Zhizun, did you throw it?" All kinds of young birds looked similar before they were pierced Lao Ling, with only slightly different mouths. It is difficult for ordinary people to see which kind of bird they were from their appearance. However, Liu Junhao only glanced at the bird's nest and recognized it as Mylon-Zhizun... This is mainly due to his long-term experience of throwing bird's nest when he was a child. Mylon-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun-Zhizun
It seems that his words last night made the Mao child believe it. He took the bird nest here, and must have wanted to help train and speak.
"Well, there is a starling nest in the wall hole of my old house. I took advantage of the fact that no one at home..."
"Wait a minute, this bird is nesting on the wall?" Liu Junhao was shocked and asked anxiously.
"Yes, what's wrong?"
"You naughty child, why did you take the bird's nest out of the wall? You must have demolished the brick wall again, right? Go back and do it, your butt is itchy again, right? Your father will definitely beat you to death when he comes back. Now he is getting more and more courageous, and even dares to demolish the house..." He felt a little disappointed and knocked hard at the hairy child's head.
When he reaches the bird's nest, Liu Junhao can be said to be full of "experience". But even so, he generally does not dare to find the bird's nest in the brick wall hole. Because there are only two ways to enter this kind of bird's nest: the first is relatively high in technology, which was exclusively invented by Liu Junhao. You must first prepare two small mirrors and a semi-o-shaped ring made of thick iron wire. Before digging the bird's nest, you must first stick one small mirror into the crack of the wall with a toon gum, and hold the other mirror in your hand. It is similar to the submarine periscope, and both use the reflection principle of light. After sensing the position of the bird's nest with a mirror, gently penetrate the semi-o-shaped ring into it little by little along the gap of the brick, and move it carefully when reaching under the bird's nest, and then hook it out bit by bit. This action requires caution. Because the brick wall is usually an empty bucket, and the bird's nest will fall to the depths with a larger hand force, which makes it difficult to hook up again.
Another method is violent demolition, which directly creates a large hole in the brick wall and then removes the bird's nest. This method is extremely dangerous and will be beaten if you know about it.
Based on Liu Junhao's understanding of this naughty child, he does not have that high IQ, so he should use the second one.
What made him even more depressed was that the hairy child took the bird nest to his house now... You said, "You should not tell me if you took the bird nest." Now that I get here, when I go home, I will see such a big hole in the wall. At that time, I will definitely trace the root of it. When I checked that you are here, I can't explain it even if I have a hundred mouths, and I will definitely be regarded as an instigator.
Most of them are human, and I am called an instigator. Is it wrong for me to be wronged?
"I didn't tear the wall, I hooked it out with a fish hook," said the hairy child with aggrieved cover, covering his head.
"The wall was not removed...the fish hook, oh, how did you get it?" Liu Junhao stopped talking for a moment. It took a lot of skills to hook the bird's nest with a fish hook. After all, the fish hook was too light, and no one knew where the thing was thrown into the crack of the wall.
"Have you seen a roller hook, used to catch buckets..." This guy's words were excited, and he was obviously proud of his "intelligence".
"Hurry up and tell me how you dug the bird's nest, why did you pull the roller hook?" He didn't know what the naughty child was selling.
"I used more than a dozen fish hooks to make a roller hook, then threw the cotton thread into the crack of the wall, and pulled the bird's nest up."
This is OK... Liu Junhao was a little silenced. It was really "the waves in the Yangtze River push the waves in the front, and one wave is stronger than the other." This child is indeed exactly the same as when he was a child. He can think of such a wrong way. He remembered the high school class teacher's evaluation of him when he attended Pang Xu's wedding last time: he was full of crooked talents, but he couldn't use the right place. This is very suitable for the hairy child's head.
There was no tap water in the countryside in the past few years. If you want to get water, you can only tie a bucket with a bucket to draw water in the well. However, because of this, the bucket often falls into the well. At this time, you need to use a roller hook to salvage. The roller hook is very simple to make. A circle of iron hooks is tied around the iron ring. The iron ring is slightly smaller than the wellhead, so that the bucket can be hooked to the bottom.
It is definitely because a child who can learn from one example and apply it to other things is definitely thinking about it.
"As as smart as I was when I was a child." After hearing this guy's narration, Liu Junhao actually felt a sense of mutual appreciation.
"Liu Changlin came here to play so early, what are you talking about? It's so lively?" At this time, Zhang Qian's voice suddenly rang at the door.
The hairy child was so scared that he shivered and suddenly stuffed the bird's nest into Liu Junhao's hands. Teacher Zhang repeatedly ordered the students in the class to dig the bird's nest.
Liu Junhao also shivered and almost threw it on the ground. This naughty child... did not hesitate at all when he blamed others, and he just praised him in vain.
"Gaga" is so dying, those little starlings screamed at the top of their throats.
"Husband, where did this bird nest come from?" Hearing the sound, Zhang Qian walked out quickly and saw the bird nest in his hand at a glance.
Seeing the pleading look on the hairy child's face, Liu Junhao naturally couldn't tell the truth, so he had to say shamelessly: "Wukong just took the blame for his master." There was no way, his monkey took the blame for his master. Anyway, he had done this, so it was not too unfair.
"Continue to edit it. Wukong didn't go out in the house at all. Did you take out Liu Changlin?"
It seems that my wife is wise and knows who the culprit is. Liu Junhao breathed a sigh of relief. After all, his case is relatively innocent and he has been washing his hands for many years.
"Well, I brought it to me," the hairy child replied with his eyes rolling.
I originally thought this guy would admit it openly, but then another sentence came from someone: "When I woke up in the morning, I saw a bird's nest under the tree, so I picked it up and wanted to hand it over..."
"Puchi" Liu Junhao couldn't hold it in, and suddenly burst into laughter. It's not that this reason is too naive, but... he also used it when he was a child.
It was in the third grade of elementary school. Liu Junhao found a bird nest on the willow tree bent down on the way to school. He threw his hands and brought it to school. Not long after, the teacher discovered it. He also told the teacher with confidence: "It was windy last night and I blew the bird nest under the tree. I thought about picking it up and handing it over to the teacher."
"Is that so? Pick one up for me?" Zhang Qian asked with a stern face. She didn't expect Liu Changlin to use such a shocking reason: pick up a bird's nest and hand it over.
"..." The hairy child couldn't answer, and he was afraid that the teacher would really get angry.
"Where did you vote? Send it back to me, don't you hear it."
"I know" this guy's head is like a chicken pecking at rice.
"Don't, he took it out of the crack of the wall," Liu Junhao hurriedly stopped him. Isn't this a embarrassment? It's not an ordinary difficulty to stuff the bird's nest into the crack of the wall.
"What should I do? Keep it all the time? If he keeps it, he will definitely not be able to raise it." Zhang Qian knows these students very well. They raise birds for fun, and they have to hold them in their hands every five minutes. The birds have weak resistance and will definitely not be able to survive if they are exposed to their luck.
"Put the bird's nest on the trees near his house. The old bird will definitely feed it whenever he sees it." Liu Junhao gave a rational suggestion. In fact, he did not say the second half: use thin thread to tie the bird's legs to the branches, so that the old bird can help raise it, and will not let the young birds fly away.
"I'll go back and do it right away." The Mao kid agreed very simply.
"I'll go over and watch." Zhang Qian was still worried, afraid that he would regret it as soon as he was discharged from the hospital.
As soon as the three of them walked to Liu Junqi's house, the starling brother screamed in "Gaga".
The young birds in the bird's nest heard the call and shouted happily.
The two old birds were very anxious and stopped less than two meters above their heads and screamed. Look at the momentum, it is very likely that they will pounce immediately.
Under Liu Junhao's command, the hairy child quickly climbed to half of the waist of the poplar tree, and then carefully placed the bird's nest on the branches.
Before they came down from the tree, the two old birds had already landed next to the bird's nest.
"Look at the good things you did. Next time I will punish you to sweep the classroom for a week." Seeing that the old birds still recognized the young birds, Zhang Qian finally breathed a sigh of relief.
The two of them were about to turn around and leave, but they found that something had changed again. The two old birds actually left with a flash, and there was a young bird hanging under their claws.
"What do these starlings want to do?" Zhang Qian asked in confusion.
"The bird's nest was taken away once, and the old bird felt that this place was unsafe, so naturally he had to remove the young birds." Liu Junhao had encountered this before. Once, he climbed up the locust tree to dig a turtle dove nest. When he went up the first day, he saw two little turtle doves in the nest that had not yet opened his eyes. He was afraid that he could not raise it, so he only took out one. The remaining one was going to take out some days. Who knew that when he went up to check the next day, he found that the bird's nest was empty and the turtle dove was gone.
Of course, only a few smart birds are so alert, and most of them are still very stupid. Even if the bird's nest is dug, they will continue to hatch eggs there as long as they are not destroyed.
Just after returning home, Ermazi has come to him.
I thought he had something big, but who knew that after hearing him, I was amused and laughed: This man heard the child in the village last night that his starlings could learn from other animals, so he rushed over to see the strange ones.
Helplessly, Liu Junhao had to let his starling perform again.
"You can really learn to bark, Xiaohao, how about you raise two for me?" Ermazi looked at the two little guys with jealousy.
"What are you doing with this thing? How old are you?" Liu Junhao asked in confusion.
"Of course, it is for you to welcome tourists at the entrance of the farmhouse. Don't let it learn so many words, just a few words, "Welcome to come" and "Thank you for goodbye", and it is intended to attract attention."
This man... can think of business whenever he does. Liu Junhao didn't know what to say about him, so he could only answer with a wry smile: "Uncle Guangxi, I want my brother to speak, but this has not been trained yet. Why don't you take these two of me to the door..."
"What do I want you two to do? Put them at the door to prevent thieves? As soon as the guest came to the door, it barked a few times, but it didn't scare people away." Ermazi was quite considerate.
"Then you have to wait, wait until I trained to speak human-talking brother..."
Ermazi's family had something else to do, so they talked for a while before turning around and leaving. But not long after, someone came to see Xiqi.
In the morning, I had never had time in the courtyard. In the end, the two starlings were completely angry. Anyone who approached the monkey's nest would "woog... giggle..." and scream.
Zhang Qian felt sorry for these two little guys and asked Wukong to take them out to catch insects and eat them.
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Chapter completed!