Chapter 289 drink water
After all, it was the student he taught. The student was not doing well, and the face of his teacher was not glorious. Along the way, Teacher Chai naturally asked Liu Junhao in detail. After listening to his experience, the old man was amazed and even said that you are a person with a bad talent, but the east is not bright and the west is bright.
Wicked Chai... This doesn't sound like a compliment. I'm working to get rich, so if I change someone, I will naturally have to refute it. It's just that my teacher said this, and Liu Junhao really can't say anything. When he was in school, Teacher Chai was not very good to him and Pang Xu, but now thinking about it, he is more of a sense of regret for his teachings, so Liu Junhao still respects this old man.
Pang Xu's family has many relatives, his father and brother, and his relatives and friends. In the end, ten tables of banquets were almost enough to sit.
Although the banquet was rich, the food was very average. For people like Liu Junhao who were greedy with a greedy mouth, they could only give a pass score.
However, when the whole chicken was brought out, it aroused everyone's interest. They all said that the chicken was big and kept praising it after eating it, and even praised the chef for his authenticity in cooking. Liu Junhao was a little proud of this. "It must be a fine product for the Liu family courtyard." It seems that his native chicken is popular everywhere.
The next whole fish was even more amazing. They asked which reservoir the fish was caught from, and they would definitely not be able to eat such good fish in the town.
According to the convention of rural banquets, there must be a guest on each table. The first condition for accompanying guests is to be able to drink. The guest is called Pang, the second uncle Pang Xu family, who is only one year younger than Liu Junhao. When he was in school, this person often followed him and Pang Xu and was very familiar with Liu Junhao. Pang? When he was about the matter here, Men Qing smiled and said, "The fish king is in front of you. It is my brother Xiaohao and Liujiagou. The eels he raises are famous throughout the city, and many people in the city drive over to buy them. And the previous native chicken was also driven by my brother yesterday afternoon."
When Liu Junhao heard this, he immediately became the focus of the banquet. One and two asked about the conditions for raising eels. Some people said that they would go to Liujiagou to learn from the scriptures in some days.
After the three dishes were served, a bowl of water was served.
"Come on... let's start." Pang? reached out to greet everyone.
Because there are soup bowls mixed in the middle of the three dishes, each person has a pair of chopsticks, a small porcelain plate and a spoon. The porcelain plate and spoon are used to drink soup. The dish below should be served with desserts, so the oil stains on the spoon are needed. This bowl of water is served to wash the spoons.
Several people just put the spoon in and stirred it. Someone had already scooped a spoonful of water and put it into their mouths. Then they shouted with confusion: "What kind of soup is this? Why is it tasteless when you drink it?"
"This..." Everyone at the table was stunned.
Although I have accompanied me several banquets, it is the first time I have encountered this situation. I don’t know how to explain to the person who came here: that is not soup, it is the water for people to clean the tableware. If you point it out immediately, the guest will definitely feel embarrassed on his face, and then there will be some embarrassment.
"Why don't you drink?" Looking at the table, the man looked at him with a strange expression. The man felt even more strange, not knowing what was wrong with him.
"Come on... let's drink all of us." When Liu Junhao saw that this guy couldn't resist the situation, he had to quietly push Pang with his arm, then stretched out his hand to scoop a spoonful of water and put it in his mouth.
"Well... hurry up, everyone while it's hot." Pang? also reacted and put the spoon into the big bowl.
At this time, the remaining people understood and swung their spoons one after another.
For a moment, the banquet was filled with spoons, and the atmosphere was extremely "warm".
Within two minutes, a large bowl of water was eaten by everyone.
It was almost afternoon after the banquet...
The two of them were thinking about Zhang Qian’s father’s affairs, so they didn’t keep it anymore. They just said hello to Pang Xu and prepared to take the bus back.
The guy was flushed at noon and stood up to see them. Liu Junhao hurriedly asked him to stop him. They were all acquaintances and there was no need for these false gifts.
When he got into the car, Liu Junhao told the story of everyone drinking water at the table, Zhang Qian lay in his arms and laughed constantly. Finally, he nodded and shouted: "No wonder that high school teacher said that you are doing serious things and doing evil things every time. You are so rude."
"Your husband, I'm so nervous, okay?" He was quite proud of his actions. Afterwards, Pang? That boy kept thanking him.
"How old is that person?" Zhang Qian asked with a smile.
"I'm in my thirties, what's wrong?"
"Then it must have experienced many scenes, why is it like not having a banquet?" Zhang Qian asked in confusion.
"I haven't heard that boy Pang Xu say, 'The customs are very different when you go out for three miles.' In some places, there are no desserts at banquets, so it's normal not to know." Liu Junhao knew this. Because of the different customs, there are many jokes.
They took the bus to the town, but the two of them did not get to the terminal, and got off at Lao Guo's beef stall.
As soon as he got off, the Black Panther rushed over excitedly and wagged his tail at them.
"I said why this guy has been squatting here and not going home all day? He is recognizing your electric car." Old Guo shouted with emotion.
"Haha, you're all familiar with this." Liu Junhao smiled and patted Black Panther's head. This guy now regards Liujiagou as his second home and always stays at him every now and then. Every time Zhao Guangming couldn't find Black Panther, he would immediately call Liujiagou.
The same is true for Pi. As long as he saw Liu Junhao pushing an electric car on the street, the guy would follow him happily. Today it wanted to follow him again, but Zhang Qian scolded him back.
After talking to Lao Guo for a while, the two rode their bikes toward the house.
"I finally got home, but the environment here is better." Zhang Qian sat behind the electric car and pulled the back of her husband's clothes with her hand and sighed. Only by comparison can we identify it. After seeing the environment near Pang Xu's house, she truly felt the benefits of Liujiagou. The mountains and rivers are beautiful, life is comfortable, and people and nature live in harmony. No wonder Xu Xiaoli often sighed. It is said that Pang Xu's family should be half better than Liujiagou, and she also plans to take root in the countryside for the rest of her life.
Just after driving a few miles, suddenly a "scratch" bird cry came from above my head.
"Our Qingzhuang is greeting us." Zhang Qian excitedly pointed at the big bird in the air and shouted.
"No, you can see clearly even if you are so tall?" Liu Junhao was a little suspicious of her eyes. Since he raised Qingzhuang at home, his wife thought it was her own whenever she saw this bird in the wild.
"Of course, I can see clearly. If you don't believe me, you can whistle and see."
"Let me try." Liu Junhao naturally didn't believe her words. He sucked his mouth, his tongue curled slightly, and a sharp whistle came out of his mouth. Teacher Chai said before that he was wrong. Liu Junhao's whistle was quite amazing. He blew it with his mouth alone, bending his index finger into his mouth, crossing his middle fingers, closing his hands into an urn, etc. These methods are all good at playing tricks.
When whistle teasing girls, many people once regarded him as his teacher to learn skills. Of course, he was scolded by his teachers because of whistle.
"Scratch" Qingzhuang in the sky also shouted and got together, then they all flapped their wings and fell down.
It's really... I didn't expect these guys to go off the country more and more.
When he arrived at the entrance of the village, he saw Xiaopi waiting there from a distance. Without taking two steps, Wukong jumped down from the tree next to him and blocked the middle of the road.
As soon as Liu Junhao stopped the electric car, the guy immediately squeaked and jumped into the basket in front of the car.
"Our animals are smart. You can come out to greet your master so far." Zhang Qian shouted, touching Wukong's head.
"You are just being smart. Xiaopi may have come here specifically. Wukong and those Qingzhuangs are definitely catching up." Liu Junhao said in a questioning tone. The yellow skin is indeed a bit weird. Last time I came back from the city and just got off the car, the guy was already waiting at the door. As for Qingzhuang and Monkey, it seems that they do not have such special abilities.
Sure enough, the answer was quickly revealed. Several little guys stood not far away and waved at them and shouted: "Uncle, aunt (Uncle Liu, Aunt Zhang), you are back!"
"Why are you here to play with water? Come back quickly." Seeing the four of you timbers beside the pond, Zhang Qian hurriedly called them to her side.
"You just called and said that you were almost in town. Grandma asked us to come and see if you were back."
"Uncle Liu, your little swallow hatched." At this time, Xiao Haoyu hurriedly reported the good news.
"Really?" Zhang Qian was also very excited when she heard that the little swallow hatched. She had to worry a lot about this little guy. Since the last time the sparrows seized the nest, Zhang Qian would tell her husband to pay attention when she was fine, so that she would not let the sparrows take the swallow's eggs out and throw them away.
"Well," Xiao Tongtong nodded, and then sued her for complaint: "Wukong wanted to steal the little swallow, but was driven away by us..."
"Squeak..." The monkey didn't know if he understood it or not, but just grinned at the little girl.
Hearing the sound of talking outside, people in the yard rushed out.
Khan... This is really a big army. Zhang Qian's parents, brother and sister-in-law, and the old ladies who came to travel. In short, there are nearly twenty people in the yard.
Although both of them were a little tired, they still greeted him with a smile. After a while, the old ladies didn't stay in the yard and had to get up and go to the Dayan Pond to watch fishing. This year's fishing competition is a little more lively than last year, and the number of people has more than doubled, and the entire pond shore is almost completely tightly surrounded.
The yard was left with her family, and the atmosphere became much more relaxed. After drinking a cup of herbal tea, Zhang Qian hurriedly took the camera to take pictures of the little swallows who had just left the nest. She made plans early to take pictures of the little swallows, and waited for time to wash out the photos for the students in the class to see.
The ladder was held to the wall, and the monkey was more anxious than anyone else. She slipped to the top. But as soon as it got up, the old swallow protecting her nest screamed without giving her face at all.
"Wukong came down" with the owner scolding him, he had to jump down dejectedly. This guy was in conflict with the swallow, and he was not interested in it at all.
After driving the monkey off, Zhang Qian carefully climbed the ladder. The swallow did not drive it away this time, but just squatted on the edge of the nest with its wings, as if showing off her child.
"This Xiaoyan is not afraid of people either?" Zhang Ma asked with interest.
"Well, Xiaoqian often catches grasshoppers and green worms after school, and they are all ripe," Liu Junhao replied in a low voice. He wanted to say that the swallow is more intimate to his wife than to himself.
"You can raise everything in your yard. It's really rare. Is there any trick?" Brother Zhang Qian also sighed. He said that he has completely convinced this brother-in-law now. Just such a small yard can actually be managed to create such a big name.
This monkey, Qingzhuang, otter, etc., always makes people envious when watching them play freely in the yard.
"It's nothing, I'll get mature as I raise it." Liu Junhao started fighting. He knew in his heart that most of the reasons why those guys get familiar with the yard so quickly was due to Quanshui. Of course, part of it was personal charm. He found that he and his wife were particularly interested in animals.
After breakfast the next day, several little guys shouted that they would go to the village to participate in the fishing competition. Zhang Qian's brother and sister-in-law also showed that they wanted to go.
"Take Baoyu and Daiyu with you when you go. They are good at catching fish. With their help, you can easily get a fishing champion." Liu Junhao smiled and suggested.
"Baoyu and Daiyu?" Several people were confused for a moment, not knowing who he was talking about.
"Don't listen to him nonsense, it's those two otters." Zhang Qian laughed and cried and revealed the mystery. When the otter was just caught, the two of them arranged a name. According to the convention that our animal name came from the four classics, Liu Junhao named the big otter Jia Baoyu and the small one Lin Daiyu.
Zhang Qian disagreed with anything she said, and said that these two names were inappropriate. But she thought, but there was nothing suitable. In the end, "Jia Baoyu" and "Lin Daiyu" became the temporary names of the otter.
"This name is given, your cat simply changed its name to Shishiyu Song Gongming." After hearing the two names, Zhang's father also made a rare fun.
"I'll drive the otter out." When Xiao Jianhui heard that the otter was a fish catching expert, he immediately ran to the pool to knock.
"Don't move around, let your uncle do it." Zhang Qian stepped forward and pulled him back. This otter is different from other animals. It is particularly fierce. In addition to being familiar with Liu Junhao, he just comes to him and doesn't bite him. As long as the others approach the cave, the two guys will scream and threaten.
"Baoyu, Daiyu, come out quickly." Liu Junhao called out a few times at the entrance of the cave, and the two guys stretched their heads out of the water.
In fact, otters can walk on the shore, but their movements are too clumsy. In order to save time, Liu Junhao reached out to grab them, and he had already brought these two bare guys into the ditch outside the door.
Several people were walking on the shore, while the otter followed closely in the water. The ditch was connected to the pond, so he didn't need to move it for the second time.
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Chapter completed!