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Chapter 25 Melon Seed Face

In the blink of an eye, the water galaxy flew away. Liu Junhao was stunned for a while, and turned around and left helplessly. He ate it. Anyway, the loach fish he raised were not ready to sell for money.

On the contrary, Professor Zhao kept sneering at him when he saw him eating turtles, as if he had won a game of chess.

But things were far from what Liu Junhao imagined. The group of water rabbers became even more severe in the next few days, and the number expanded from the original dozen to fifty or sixty. What made him even more depressed was that he didn't know how to communicate between the water birds. Even the green duck stakes fell into his yard.

These birds are clever. Every time Liu Junhao rushed to the backyard, they all flew away. However, as soon as he arrived at the front yard, the water birds flew back, and even the small-skin chased them. When eating big pots, they were used as grain warehouses. There were also several wheat fields for drying grain in the yard. Therefore, the yard was big enough and gave the group of water birds a room to maneuver. Often, the small-skin ran to the east, and the group of water birds fell to the west, caught a few small fish and got up and flew away.

If you come once a day, it would be fine, but this group of water birds seemed to regard their home as a free hotel, and they had to come a few times a day, and there were more and more trends.

It’s right to think about it. The ditch is densely packed with eels and loaches, and the water birds can eat with no effort. How could they not come?

However, Professor Zhao kept praising the cleverness of the water birds and fully understood the essence of the leader's guerrilla warfare. They used the sixteen-character policy of "the enemy advances and we retreat, the enemy stands and we disturb us, the enemy is tired, and we fight, the enemy retreats and we chase." They were particularly skillful in using the sixteen-character policy.

At first, Liu Junhao didn't care. Isn't it just a few water birds? How much can they eat? But seeing the increasing trend of water birds, he couldn't sit still. No matter how many eels there were, they wouldn't be enough for them to eat, especially those half-large eel seedlings. The green piles were effortless to eat, and they almost caught one after flying down, and they could lose a few kilograms in a day.

"Grandma, lawless, let's see how I deal with you..." Seeing the fruits of his labor being destroyed by these water birds, Liu Junhao was of course very depressed. He knew that if he didn't scare them away, he might lose most of the fish he raised in the future.

If the tiger doesn't show off his power, you think I'm a sick cat. He fiddled out a bicycle chain from the house and unloaded the chains one by one. He was going to make a chain ring gun.

This is a toy I often played with when I was a child. At that time, who had a chain gun and left his waist and walked sideways when he walked in school. Not to mention how majestic it was. At this time, the classmates looked at it enviously and treated the person with chain gun like a little leader.

Liu Junhao also made one. I remember that in order to make the chain ring gun, he would follow Old Man Liu to the town to go to the market at the market. Of course, he did not sell Thirteen Scents, but ran to other people's bicycle repair shop to help, with the purpose of getting a few bicycle chains.

However, the lifespan of this chain ring gun is not very long. He was taken away by his math teacher after just two months of playing.

Although I haven't made this thing for several years, he can still remember the specific process, and now it's quite good to do it.

I made a gun handle with iron wire, made a bolt and trigger to fix the chain on the gun stand, then installed the bolt, and finally put a rubber band on it, and a chain-ring gun was done.

He excitedly got a box of matches, "loaded" the red gauze on the match head, and then raised his hand and shot the poplar.

No sound? Liu Junhao was stunned and checked carefully. It seemed that there was no shortage of parts. Could it be that the matches were a little tide?

But the match head was very dry, and it was finished with one hand. He tried it several times in a row, but the chain ring gun did not sound, which made him puzzled. In the end, Professor Zhao smiled and pointed out the reason. It turned out that the matches now are all safety matches and would not ring at all.

If the matches don’t work, then use gunpowder, because he went to the town to buy a firecracker, and then took out a bullet shell in the village to put it on the chain.

He put some gunpowder into the bullet shell, added some iron sand, and shot the poplar tree. Although he had been preparing to stuff cotton, his ears were still numb. He could not have imagined that he was so powerful.

Next, he waited at the scene. Liu Junhao wrapped himself in a raincoat and lay under the tree. He watched the group of water birds fly closer again. He immediately moved the trigger. With a loud noise, the group of water birds were so scared that they were scattered and flew away. However, two unlucky water rafts hit the iron sand and kept flapping their wings on the ground. Unfortunately, they were hit by the iron sand and could no longer fly. Xiaopi rushed up quickly and captured them.

As a result, a new variety of meat on the tables of the two people were added. The braised water rind roe tasted quite delicious. Even Professor Zhao, who had always said that water rind roe was a protective animal, praised it and even took the initiative to use a chain gun to shoot it twice.

Unfortunately, the good times did not last long. The group of water birds also knew that Liu Junhao's yard was quite dangerous. After being hunted a few times, they never came to the yard again. The beautiful life of the two ended here.

When the weather was hot, Liu Laosan led a matchmaker to come to the door and said he wanted to tell Liu Junhao a wife.

Liu Junhao at first refused repeatedly and said that he was still young, but Liu Laosan and the matchmaker repeatedly persuaded him, saying that he was half old and that young people as old as him could walk, and that there were no elderly people at home, so he didn't worry about it now. When he became an older young man at the age of thirty, it would be difficult to find a wife.

Finally, Professor Zhao also persuaded him, which made him nodded and agreed.

The meeting was in a restaurant in the town. Liu Junhao got up early to wash his face, brush his teeth, and cleaned himself up. Because the first meeting was always accompanied by elders. Old Man Liu died early, so he had no elders, so he had to let Professor Zhao pretend.

The matchmaker has already introduced the other party’s situation. He is the same age as Liu Junhao. He is good-looking, with a melon-shaped face and a big butt. He is obviously a woman who can give birth to a child. The matchmaker also emphasized that the woman is a lucky person.

Originally, Liu Junhao was quite expecting this meeting. Who knew that as soon as he met, he scolded the matchmaker's eighteen generations all over: Melon-shaped face? Melon-shaped seeds!

Can you give birth to a big butt? It's really big butt, but you're also big. Liu Junhao is so strong that he is only 150 kilograms, and that girl probably has 18.

No wonder the matchmaker repeatedly emphasized that the woman is a lucky person. Is it not a lucky thing to be so fat?

The result of this blind date was that he hurriedly pulled Professor Zhao out without staying in the hotel for half an hour. Who knew that as soon as he arrived in the village, he saw Liu Laosan staring at his courtyard gate.

"Xiaohao, how about your relationship? That girl is still interested. She is so beautiful... Hey, don't go so fast, I haven't finished speaking yet. What's wrong with him?" Liu Laosan looked at Professor Zhao who was following behind in confusion. Professor Zhao smiled and led Liu Laosan into the yard.

"I said, Uncle San, are you dizzy? Where did you tell that the girl has a melon-shaped face?" Liu Junhao glared at him angrily.

"This... I'm a little fat, but fat people are lucky, let alone such a big butt, and can give birth. If you marry it home, you will surely hold a fat boy next year." Liu Laosan was very upright.

"Uncle San, if you talk about this, I'm going to see you off."

"No, don't, your third uncle, can't it be fine if you don't eat these pounds of pork?" Daqingshan's rules, once the matchmaker is matched, they will have to cut a few pounds of pork for the matchmaker. "You third uncle, I have something else..."

Seeing that he was about to hit him, Liu Laosan hurriedly said the matter: "Xiaohao, the changes in our village this year are really big. Since this group of people from the city have arrived, life is getting better and better. I have understood your third uncle. It may not be enough to just farm and dig food in the soil. I am thinking about raising more eels. Do you think it is okay? This is considered as a cash crop, and you can also raise more living money in your hands."

Rural people accept new things very quickly. Under the influence of foreign tourists, their ideas have changed one after another, and even the new terms they mentioned emerged. Although this economic crop is inappropriate, it is also a gratifying change.

"Uncle San, it's not that I don't want to help, you can see clearly. This is how I raise eels. There is really no trick. If you have any questions, please ask Uncle Zhao. He is an expert from the provincial capital." He has been scared by the villagers these days. When he arrived in the village, he was chased and asked about his experience in raising eels. He asked him to see what problems had happened to the eels. There were even people near the village to ask for advice on their experience, as if he treated him as an expert in aquatic products.

This made Liu Junhao very helpless. He knew how deep his water was. Without that strange stone lock, he would be nothing.
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