Chapter 781 The Japanese woman who came to the door
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"Brothers, I'll tell you." The monkey squatted on the chair in the security room, took off the hat on his head and turned it skillfully on his fingers. His hair was still as messy as ever, and his expression was still as despicable as it was deep into the bones. He held a cigarette from Hongtashan in his mouth, took a slight breath, and then let out a long breath, his eyes were almost narrowed into a slit, and his face was slightly intoxicated.
"What are you saying? Or are those little nurses?" Everyone was watching the surveillance screen, ignoring the monkey. Only Lao Jiang replied impatiently, and didn't even look back.
Wang Yong moved a chair and sat at the door, smoking a cigarette and basking in the sun. After learning that Maomao was his daughter, he tried every means to treat this little baby well. Even if Maomao wanted to eat a lollipop, he had to go to the supermarket and carefully choose. Wang Yong kept thinking about Maomao, his face was constantly filled with a comfortable smile, and he didn't talk nonsense with the people in the house.
"Lao Jiang, you look down on me so much. How could I always say that those little nurses? I have new stories yet. "The monkey shot the cigarette butt, and used both hands to sort out the wrinkles pressed out of the security hat when sleeping, then put them lazily on his head, deliberately raising his tone, and began to dance again.
"What other erotic news has not been revealed?" Everyone heard that the monkey had something good to hide, and the monkey's appetite was suddenly hung up by the monkey.
Everyone who works as security guards is just a little shredded. In addition to supporting the family, the money you earn has to be saved from your teeth to buy a pack of cigarettes. So those beauties, luxury cars, bars and other things can only be heard and heard. Although you won’t empathize with it, you can at least enjoy it and satisfy your heart that has the idea of hunting for beauty.
"Of course. Who is my monkey? I have seen a lot of big scenes."
So many people came around and wrapped the monkey in the middle. The monkey's vanity was greatly satisfied at once, thinking that the moment of bragging was coming again.
Squatting on the chair, he felt a little lacking in performance, so he stood up suddenly. He unbuttoned the buttons on the top of his clothes, gestured in the air with his hands, and said in the storytelling posture: "Brothers."
The monkey's tone lowered a little, and with a slight mystery, he cleared his throat. The hearts of those people seemed to have been scratched by cat paws, itchy and savory. A new young colleague next to him even became impatient.
"Monkey, please tell me, don't keep it fucking. What good things are there that have not been leaked?"
The monkey stood on the chair, and the ring of the stinged eyes swept the expressions of everyone. Seeing that everyone's mood was already stirred by themselves, the purpose was already achieved. A shameless smile appeared on his face, and then he bent down. He pressed his voice even deeper, and said with a full sense of mystery: "Brothers, I'll tell you, ahem, those little nurses, that figure, that feel, that..."
Before he could finish his words, the monkey felt someone behind him kicking the leg of the chair under his feet. Fortunately, the monkey was quick-eyed and quick-witted, and jumped to the sofa cushion by the wall with a very unstandard hurdle. He sat on the sofa slantedly and looked back and found that it was the very impatient young colleague just now.
Before the monkey could speak first, the impatient colleague started to curse: "Monkey, I said your whole family. You are all those little nurses in the fuck."
There is a reason why this impatient boy got angry. A young nurse who had the heart to hunt for beauty after hearing this guy say it a hundred and eighty times would want to use a kitchen knife to chop the guy's "Xiaojijiji" and feed the dog. Just as he heard that there was something else that had no revelations, the young man's heart to hunt for beauty was suddenly hung to his throat, and then his young heart was very disappointed.
The impatient boy restrained himself and resisted the urge to go to the street to buy a kitchen knife. He just kicked the chair gently, but the chair was kicked off directly, and the chair fell to the ground. The monkey jumped onto the sofa nimblely and avoided the disaster.
Everyone found that they were fooled by the monkey. The old men wanted to go over and beat the monkey up and vent their anger of being played with by this guy. The monkey had already prepared. He quickly lay flat on the sofa, raised his feet high, and kicked in the air. He could complete various difficult movements, kicking, and kicking in a range of 180 degrees, and was in an unbreakable posture.
Any defense has weaknesses, and this monkey is no exception. Just as he was proud, those guys could not approach him. I don’t know who threw a small flashlight and passed through a layer of people. It landed accurately on the monkey’s lifeline like a radar guide. Because the monkey was lying flat on the sofa, when he saw something hit, the sensitive monkey could not be sensitive. As a result, with a scream that shocked the sky, the monkey finally realized what the real egg pain was.
"Oh~oh~,oh,ohoh." The monkey jumped up sensitively from the sofa, covering his crotch with both hands, his facial expression was in pain, jumping up and down, and constantly stomping his feet. This unforgettable pain would probably make the monkey never forget in his life.
"Oh~~oh~It hurts so much, it hurts so much." The monkey's hands kept rubbing the crotch. Everyone saw that the hateful monkey had injured the key part at once. Everyone who was angry just now suddenly had great balance and satisfaction in their hearts. They all looked gloating and their faces were full of joy.
"Monkey, monkey, if this thing is broken, no matter how many young nurses are, they will be unlucky to endure it." Lao Jiang saw the monkey jumping up and down, and came over and patted the monkey on the shoulder, shook his head, pretending to be extremely sympathetic.
"That figure and that feel, oh, I didn't respond when I touched it." The impatient young colleague directly talked about the monkey's sadness.
These people were teasing each other when they saw the monkey in such a miserable manner. The small security room kept laughing. Even Wang Yong, who was smoking a small cigarette at the door, was unable to help laughing because of the monkey's unlucky appearance.
Only the monkey's injured body carries the injured heart, which makes me feel a little angry when I was teased.
"Oh~, you, you, you're too much. Oh~ It hurts so much, Boss Wang Yong, come and help me quickly." The monkey covered his crotch while fighting back, and wanted to call Boss Wang Yong, who he relied on, to help.
Wang Yong has been immersed in the joy of getting along with Maomao, thinking about how to change the title of "godfather" to "dad". He thought that if Maomao's sweet little mouth was called "dad," he probably would have a heart full of flowers. How can he have time to deal with the monkeys and the noisy guy now?
"Hey hey, brothers, come and have a look." A colleague pointed to the camera surveillance camera in the company lobby and called everyone over.
Everyone's attention was suddenly attracted by this colleague, and then everyone surrounded the surveillance screen and discussed it in a slight manner.
"Look at these Japanese girls wearing them, tsk tsk tsk tsk." The impatient boy stared at the screen with his eyes tightly, and he seemed to have drooling out of his mouth, saying erotic.
"This is not a Japanese girl. Is it good for us Chinese women to wear kimonos? Look at the walking movements and etiquette, how standardized imitating Japanese women." Older Lao Jiang has some experience and knows that these women wearing kimonos are our Chinese beauties.
"You are wrong, Lao Jiang, you see they have various musical instruments in their hands, you see what kind of piano it is, I guess the captain in the middle must have a microphone in his arms, and it must be a Japanese girl who formed a team to attract sponsorship."
Everyone was discussing it all over the place. At this time, the monkey also walked over with his crotch and twisted his butt. According to his years of experience, walking with his butt can relieve the pain in that place.
Wang Yong was also a little curious, so he came to the surveillance screen to carefully observe the strange "Japanese woman". He was thinking about who invited these people. He ran so frequently in various departments of the company. He never heard anyone tell him that there was still this activity?
The monkey looked at the surveillance camera and said disdainfully: "Isn't it just imitating Japanese women? There are many real Japanese women on my computer, so what's so good about this?"
"Monkey, the fucking Japanese women on your computer are all unclothed." Lao Jiang said to the monkey with a smile.
"Lao Jiang still, you know me. Who the hell has seen a Japanese woman in clothes? Hahaha." The monkey, who was still screaming and in pain, not only made him amused, but all the colleagues in the security room were attracted by the monkey and laughed back and forth. Even Wang Yong was amused by the monkey's shameless look.
"Hey, front desk, what's the matter? What? Looking for monkeys? Do you think those four people are looking for monkeys?" Lao Jiang, who answered the phone, couldn't believe his ears. He used his ring finger to dig his ear hole and asked the front desk again: "Is he really looking for monkeys?"
Everyone's eyes were all focused on Lao Jiang. Not only did Lao Jiang not believe his ears, but even Wang Yong, who was smirking, was shocked when he heard the four beauties looking for monkeys.
The monkey, who was still covering his crotch, looked so painful that he was instantly proud that if light was about to pop up, four beauties would be looking for him at once. It must be every lonely night. The wish he made for the meteor was finally realized. He thought about how big awesome he would be in the future. He would never mention the little nurses they didn't believe in anymore.
"Hey~hey~~" The monkey's voice suddenly increased the large decibels, and his eyebrows were raised so high that they almost exceeded his forehead. He patted a hand covering his crotch on Lao Jiang's shoulder, and said to everyone with pride: "Comrades, I'm sorry, there is no way. If you have a beauty, I can't accompany you."
Chapter completed!