"Fuck!"

Gu Linfeng felt that his butt was already wet, and he seemed to smell a foul stench.

In an instant, he also put down his quiet expression... and turned into a look of anger.

"Uh... this is the dishwash I poured here in the morning. Young man, hurry up and go back and change your pants." An old lady next to Gu Linfeng said sympathetically.

"Fuck! Do you have any moral integrity when you pour water around?" Gu Linfeng, who was furious, had already started to shoot maps.

"Huh?" The aunt looked bad... The young man kindly reminded him that he actually asked himself, what does this mean?

Feeling the unhappy aunt, Gu Linfeng calmed down a little. After cursing Ye Mu for ten thousand times in his heart, he got up in a mess and ran into the school. However, while his pants were still dripping, and many people who didn't know the truth stared at him ambiguously.

This feeling made Gu Linfeng feel so embarrassed and angry...

"Is it so big that I still pee in my crotch?"

"I guess it's because I'm frequent urinating and urgency to urinate! My kidneys are not good!"

"Young people today are uncontrollable, and some even sell their kidneys to buy mobile phones... Alas, the world is getting worse and worse!" The various voices around made Gu Linfeng curse Ye Mu in his heart while walking.

"I'll go..." Xia Wei said fiercely: "Ye Mu, you guy, have iron teeth and bronze teeth."

Ye Mu smiled: "To be honest, the thank you this time is indeed a bit simple, I will change one next time."

"No need!" Xia Wei was surprisingly easy to talk: "This meal is enough."

On the way back to school, the breeze blew gently, blew a few strands of Xia Wei's hair, and her slender legs were exposed to the air, adding a little temptation.

Xia Wei, wearing high-heeled sandals, was already close to Ye Mu, which made Ye Mu feel more or less awkward: "Student Xia, come out with me, don't wear high heels!"

"High heels are gifts from God to women!" Xia Wei said with confidence: "How can you do not wear them?" But there was also a little teasing in her smile.

Ye Mu thought for a while and said, "After having no choice, I have to get some gifts from God to men..."

"God gave men a gift?" Xia Wei was curious: "What is it?"

"Inside height!" Ye Mu said seriously.

“…”

It was already evening. As soon as Zhong Chu and his friends came back from outside the dormitory, they saw Ye Mu, who was unintentional, lying on the bed, squeezing his fingers and wondering what they were doing.

In fact, Ye Mu was calculating his own money.

There was about a week left by the end of the month... But after treating Xia Wei to a meal, there were only more than 80 left... I thought that it would take so long, Ye Mu felt his anus hurt.

"Money! Money! Money!" Ye Mu's heart was now full of desire for this kind of thing.

"Ye Mu, why are you squeezing a corpse on the bed?" Ma Fei came back and saw Ye Mu lying on the bed, and asked.

"Nothing, I'm just calculating the distance from Earth to the first Earth-type planet, looking for the possibility of human beings opening up a new world."

Ma Fei had long been used to Ye Mu's words of running trains, so he said to himself: "I went to participate in an event in our association tonight... It's really good. Didn't you go to your club?"

"Uh." Ye Mu even forgot about this.

"But your club is said to be a bit dangerous... Including you, there are only four people who don't say it, and I heard that there is no activity. The club is said to have to find a way to punish it."

"Oh." Ye Mu said lightly. He had no feelings for this club, and it would disperse when it dispersed.

But Ma Fei's next sentence almost made Ye Mu jump out of the bed: "By the way, last time the senior mathematics teacher, English teacher printed a lot of information. It seems that the total money for these information is thirty-six, and they will be handed over to the life committee member tomorrow."

"Fuck me! Isn't this going to kill you all?" Ye Mu felt melancholy in an instant, 80-36=44... He still has one more week left.

The next day, Ye Mu had just returned from running and was about to sleep, but the phone suddenly rang.

I looked at the telephone number and it was Qin Tong's phone number.

"Hey, is it Ye Mu?" Qin Tong's voice was still so nice even though it was propagated and decoded by a series of electronic signals.

"Oh, Qin Tong, hello, is there anything wrong?" Ye Mugang was interrupted by someone and was in a bad mood.

"I... I want to ask you for help if I have something to do. Look, do you have time?"

"When?"

“At noon, about twelve o’clock.”

Ye Mu pondered for a moment. Actually, Ye Mu is usually very lazy. Someone asked for help. Try not to help if he could. But thinking about Qin Tong's pitiful look always pursed, Ye Mu said, "Okay, I will appear under your dormitory on time when the time comes."

"It's not under our dormitory... it's the duty room of our philosophy department... I want you to come on duty... Well, it's only two hours! I can help you calculate it as a day, and I have a work-study subsidy of fifty yuan a day."

When Ye Mu heard the 50 yuan subsidy, his eyes lit up immediately and he quickly said, "It hurts the relationship when talking about money... But since I want to help, I will come immediately, haha."

Qin Tong also smiled on the phone, and Ye Mu always looked like a hippie smile.

To be honest, Qin Tong is the fat quench that Ye Mu found.

The Department of Philosophy is the most unpopular major in history. If you don’t have a shadow to visit for a day, Ye Mu will squat there for an hour. In fact, he doesn’t have to do anything, but he still gets the money.

This is the difference between her and Xia Wei.

If it was Xia Wei, if there was such a thing, she would say immediately: "Come on, sister, give you a chance to make money." However, Qin Tong would try to say this in a way that would not make Ye Mu feel that he was taking advantage of him, in the name of help.

At twelve o'clock noon, Ye Mu appeared in the duty room of the Department of Philosophy.

This place is clean and there are a series of books by Plato, Aristotle, Descartes, Kant and others on the bookshelf...

Ye Mu looked around roughly, then looked away without any interest.

Philosophy is the study of leisure, and it appears because of leisure time and curiosity... In other words, a group of rich people who have nothing to do and study hard will appear. Like Kant, who wrote a paper for professional title, but accidentally became an influence for centuries, which made all philosophers in later generations study hard just to repair his philosophy. It is really a strange thing to the ages.

Of course, Ye Mu didn't have that leisure time, nor did he have the enthusiasm to study, so this guy squatted on the stool and chatted with Qin Tong.
Chapter completed!