Chapter 407 Swimming leads out two old men
With both hands stretched out, movable scaffolding, twisted waist and lifted the straddle, the two princes and the guards were puzzled. "What are Brother Jun doing? How?" Li Shen asked me embarrassedly, and turned his face to ask Li Zhi. Li Zhi touched his chin with a slight look, and looked at my slim and hatred, then pinched his arms and legs like a numb stalk. He was very frustrated. After hearing Li Shen's question, his eyes turned, lowered his voice, and all of them made a vicious speculation: "It's not like, it may be that Brother Jun wants to perform singing and dancing for us."
"..." I almost hit the pillar of the water pavilion, turned my head fiercely, stared at the two little kids with murderous aura, leaned closer to the two little gossips, and said grimly: "What do you know? This is called warm-up preparation exercise. If the muscles on a person's body are not moving, they will suddenly catch a cold in this case, and the limbs will have excessive reactions, such cramps, so you must first move your body before going into the water so that you can avoid it."
"Oh, so that's it. Xiaozhi really doesn't know." Li Zhi quickly smiled and said, "Brother Jun is really a big deal, and Shen really admires it." Li Shen also quickly flattered him. Well, the attitude of admitting guilt is still good, so let these two children be together for the time being.
I smiled at the two of them, saying that I was not caring about the villain, turned around and fisted a few more times, and finally finished the activity. I made a lunge and rushed forward. After a wonderful 360-degree rotation, I elegantly threw myself into the cool lake water of Taiye Pool, which was great! I forgot about this diving action last time in the middle of winter.
I wiped my face and shook the water from my hair very handsomely. First, I took the breaststroke with the most elegant posture, and then the freestyle that pursues speed. I saw the water splashes flying, and there were endless cheers. My mental state was very good. Well, the more people, the calmer I calmed down. The swing of my limbs became more and more rhythmic, and the speed was super fast. I believe that if the Olympic swimming competition was held now, I would definitely win the first place in the swimming competition. I swam around Taiye Pool quickly and swam back to the edge of the water pavilion. At this time, Li Zhi and Li Shen had already squeezed to the edge of the water pavilion with a large number of onlookers to see me.
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"Brother Jun is amazing, so amazing. Zhi has never seen anyone swim faster than Brother Jun." Li Zhi's excited face turned red, and he shouted loudly with his fists. Li Shen, who was beside him, applauded hard and cheered for his master. I walked leisurely on the water, almost revealing sleep on my upper body, revealing the sunniest smile, all floating on the water with both feet, clenched his fists, and gestured a bodybuilding movement, making my perfect biceps? Well, it should be this name. The muscles on my arms are bulging like iron lumps. It's very sluggish, at least it's no problem to win the national bodybuilding championship.
Then, he took a deep breath, slowly turned around and dived into the water like a swimmer. After swimming for a while, he stuck his head out dozens of meters away. Well, the applause and cheers became even more intense. The Taiye Pool was filled with eunuchs, palace maids and guards who came to see the fun. If you want to see, I won’t lose a piece of meat. I waved to Li Zhi and the others and looked at the shore. Among the onlookers, there were also many beautiful and very beautiful appearances among the palace maids. Looking at my body flesh, I didn’t know whether my face was hot or excited because I saw the man fish. Anyway, my eyes were bright.
Continue, I can't just look at the beauty, at least I have to swim happily first. So, the most physically consuming and fierce swimming posture in swimming appeared: butterfly swimming, but I am more like a fierce tiger shark, appearing in the waves, and the splashes are so big that everyone applauds and shouts excitedly, accompanied by the sharp screams of some women. It feels like being an Olympic swimming star, and it is very vigorous swimming posture. Fortunately, I have good physical strength. After playing for a long time, I almost swam around the Taiyi Pool. Then I gave up this most physically consuming swimming posture and changed to backstroke. I leisurely followed the water waves on the lake. Huh? What's going on? The shore seemed to be crowded with people. There were many people who seemed to be squatting along the side and it seemed to be talking about something. It was far away and I couldn't see it clearly.
I decided to end the swim. After all, playing alone in the water is not interesting. I have been soaking for almost half an hour and my body has cooled down to the core. It is time to get ashore.
As soon as I arrived at the water pavilion, a bearded face and the hideous smile suddenly came over, which scared me so much that I almost turned into a weight and sank the bottom. "Hehe, okay, the son-in-law and young queen are so arrogant that she dared to take a bath in the pond of the Li family. Well, with the style of my husband back then, how about I catch fish?"
I was confused. Why should I catch fish? You can’t have a picnic in the palace? It would be strange if Uncle Li didn’t string me up and burn it. He showed an ugly smile at Uncle Cheng, and used his hand to hold the floor of the water pavilion, and half of his head: “Sir, Father-in-law, why are you here?”
"What, you young man can go into the water and dig in a blind spot, so I can't let me see what's new?" Uncle Cheng's sharp big teeth made me feel cold. What's wrong, am I just taking a shower? I just looked at Uncle Li with his hands behind his back, "Son-in-law, can't I come up?! Do you want to soak for another hour or two?" Uncle Li's words scared me and rushed out of the water. He just climbed onto the water pavilion. Uncle Li looked at me and said, "Okay, this kid has a good body."
"How dare you? Please ask the two father-in-law to introduce your son-in-law to put on clothes." Sorry, I protected my crotch with my hands. After all, the underwear is wet and water is applied to the body, so it would be bad if I exposed any stuffing. I took the outer blouse handed over by Li Zhi, wiped my body directly, then put on my inner blouse and pants, and finally got some makeup done. Then I saluted the two father-in-law and said, "Actually, the son-in-law is teaching the two little princes to learn swimming, right?" I quickly turned to Li Zhi and the others. Li Zhi and Li Shen looked at each other and nodded obediently.
Uncle Li responded, looked at Li Zhi and Li Shen, and was sure that I was not lying. Then Zhan Yan smiled and said, "So that's the case. I didn't expect that the son-in-law is so good. This is the first time I have seen someone who swims so fast."
"Yes, although it is a little worse than my old Cheng back then, it is still a good player in the water. Hahahaha..." Uncle Cheng, who was very shameless, had a shameless smile. Not to mention me, even Uncle Li next to him had a dark face. Looking at Uncle Li's expression, he really wanted to kick the old hooligan into the Taiye Pool. If Uncle Li did this, I would be the first to slap my face, but I must not applaud, otherwise Uncle Cheng might hear my voice, and my fate would be very desolate by then.
"Old man!" Uncle Li cursed in a low voice, well, I was standing next to Uncle Li, so I could hear Uncle Li's resentment. Uncle Li slanted his eyes and I quickly looked confused. I must not let Uncle Li know that I heard it. What if Uncle Li wants to maintain the name of the eternal benevolent king, what should I do if I destroy my living habits?
"Why are the actions of the virtuous son-in-law so familiar? People are faster than fish." Uncle Li was very curious about my swimming skills, and Uncle Cheng also came over. Uncle Cheng's skin cannot be measured by size. He wants to hear it.
"Actually, the son-in-law just demonstrated several swimming skills to the two little princes, the elegant breaststroke, the most labor-saving backstroke, the fastest freestyle, and the best butterfly stroke." After slashing his ears, water seemed to be in the inside.
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Uncle Li and Uncle Cheng both became curious, "I said that there are many ways to play with the virtuous son-in-law and young son?" Uncle Cheng asked first. I wonder why Uncle Cheng always likes to call me so long. When he was with Uncle Li, he especially liked to call me with extremely vulgar titles such as "Son-in-law and young son-in-law". It seems that if you have more words, you can gain the upper hand.
"Well, of course, these are the new techniques summarized by the son-in-law after observing the fish and frogs that are moving in the water over time." I said sincerely, let the swimming stars who have really invented these swimming skills be destroyed in the dust of history, and I will pray for you.
"Oh?" Uncle Li wiped the oily sweat from his forehead and turned his face. Uncle Cheng was also very hot. Uncle Li glanced at Uncle Cheng and hooked his eyes. Uncle Cheng immediately squeezed over. He didn't know what the two old men were squinting. Soon, Uncle Cheng turned around and reached out to my shoulder with a smile. His other hand was pulling his clothes and fanning: "It's really hot this day. I'm sweating on my body, even my legs are stuck, right?" Uncle Cheng said on his own, turned his head to look at me, squeezing, and the kind that squeezed very hard. I was very puzzled, mainly because I didn't know whether Uncle Cheng had eye disease or was signaling me.
Chapter completed!