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Chapter 159: A handsome man? A little Taoist girl!

When I hit the horse in front of Qingyang Temple, my horse speed slowed down. As soon as I raised my head, I saw a group of people at the gate. I was always curious and jumped off the horse. I leaned closer and took a closer look. Damn! I saw an enemy, Xianyun, who was gray-looking, and the little bastard was dressed in a dressed man. The beautiful and almost charming girl was talking about. I also deliberately had a rigid face, wanting to pretend to be cool in front of the girl's house?

"Little Taoist Xianyun, I haven't seen you for a few days. Master, I really miss you. Hehehe..." This young master's laughter was like an owl hovering over the white bone wasteland, revealing his two rows of white snow teeth, and strode towards the little bastard. He lifted the girl up: "Boy, today I see if you dare to pretend to be young with Master."

"Let me go, let go, what are you doing for him? Who are you? I am not Xianyun!..." Xianyun's legs were swaying, and his hands were like cat claws to grab my face. Damn, can he dare to resist?

"Boy, I recognize you even if you turn into ashes. Damn, don't think you stuffed two steamed buns into this, but your breasts can be compared with this young master..." Xianyun is clearly a man. Last time, she was obviously a small body in the airport. It seems that this guy put two buns in to be cool in front of a beautiful girl, and it's too vulgar, right?

Poke your fingers, something was wrong, the elasticity of the steamed bun is not so good, right? Slap out your palm... A very wonderful touch came from the palm of your hand: your palm is buckled on every strange small bag, warm and soft, was it stuffed inside as soon as it was released? But it also has a very high elasticity, and there is a hard little thing rubbing around the palm of your hand, it was itchy, it looked like a button. What was this guy stuffing it into? I thought to myself, my hand unconsciously tried to scratch it twice

Then I heard a girl's scream. The high-level sound wave bomb that only girls could emit exploded in my ears. The terrible sound waves penetrated my ears and my little heart. My heart beat completely paused in an instant, as if it was penetrated by lightning from the top of my head. I kept my posture in a daze, holding this Taoist girl who was exactly the same as Xianyun. Seeing her blushing face with shame and anger, tearing my sleeves and screaming at the top of her throat.

"You, you shameless and obscene embryo, haven't you put down Miss Liufeng!" A charming voice sounded from behind me. I subconsciously let go. The little Taoist nun who called Liufeng slammed her butt on the steps, covered her chest with one hand, raised her fingers and pointed at me with the other hand. She rolled her eyes very quickly and fainted. Who was buying cakes?...

Fang Cheng's mouth was bigger than a hippo: "Is he a woman? a woman?" Fang Cheng couldn't believe it. He was obviously a lively and evil-minded little male, why did he become a little girl?

"Sister Liufeng, what's wrong with you, Sister Liufeng? The shameless and obscene embryo, dared to be so bold to molest my daughter's house in broad daylight!" The girl who was dressed as a man who had just chatted with this little Taoist nun called Liufeng rushed over, picked up Liufeng and called him several times, stood up, raised her fingers with orchids, and gritted her teeth at me. A large number of Taoist priests rushed out of Qingyang Temple, one or two full of indignation, ready to rub their hands, and the righteous and contemptuous eyes were harshly judging me, a famous Chang'an scholar.

"I'm sorry, I really don't know that Taoist Master Xianyun is a man, so please calm down my anger." He quickly clasped his fists and admitted his mistake and explained it clearly first. We don't want to see each other in Chang'an City with the name of a traitor on his back. Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll be unable to escape my father's stewed pork skin tonight.

Silence, another silence. The beautiful girl in front of her turned black in an instant, and the raised orchid fingers began to tremble because of anger. What are you doing? I said nothing wrong?

"Sister... What's wrong with you?" A little Taoist priest appeared beside him and rushed straight to Liufeng's little Taoist priest who fainted on the ground. He looked very panicked, his appearance was exactly the same as Liufeng and Xianyun. He didn't care about the strange atmosphere and the fingers of the beautiful girl, and he carefully patted the little Taoist priest on the shoulder: "Xianyun?"

"It's Xiaodao, aren't you Mr. Fang?"

Ahha, it's so fucking spoof. It's like a man and a woman. Isn't it intentionally? I'm so angry that I'm trying to lift Xianyun up and vent my anger. If this girl hadn't offended me, how could such a big joke would have happened today?

"What did you call me just now?" One hand grabbed my clothes with a very excited expression and a very excited voice, which was the girl dressed as a man.

"Girl? Oh, sorry, I forgot to use honorific words. This lady is really sorry..."

Before I finished speaking, there was a dead silence again. The little Taoist priest Xianyun's eyes changed when he looked at me. Fortunately, the gloating eyes were gambled. Could it be that I was wrong?

"I'm a man!" A scream that was hard to tell from male and female burst into tears in my ears. "Ah?!" Damn, isn't this auspicious day for me to go out? A man who looks like a girl, and the other is a girl who looks like a little boy. Damn, why is this world messed up?

"Are you a man? I said little sister, don't join in the fun? I'm just apologizing to Liufeng's little Taoist nun..." He was surprised and glanced at this beautiful man with picturesque eyebrows and spring water's eyes. There was no place like a man. Even anyone who saw the movements and postures of his fingers knew that he was a daughter.

"Bold, how dare you say this to my young master, you don't want to live anymore?" The girl's servants immediately rushed over, and seven or eight people were grinning at this young master, very fierce and evil.

"Bold, dare to speak like this to my young master. Who are you?!" The loyal servant jumped beside me. Two meters away, the huge sweat with evil eyes and glaring in anger was still very intimidating, and immediately suppressed the other party's arrogance.

"Is it really a man?" I touched my chin, and looked at it carefully for a long time. Well, it seemed that I was a man, with a faint Adam's apple, and my chest was very consistent with an advertising slogan: Real tabletism.

"You dare to stare at me!" The demon man, who is neither male nor female, blushed and stomped his feet and said angrily, "Damn, he looks like a woman." This young man is so cold that he is so angry that he is so furious. This demon man is not a visitor to the Tang Dynasty version of Brokeback Mountain, right? I want to vomit a little.

"I dare not, I dare, this brother, I don't have the habit of staring at men, don't worry." This is the truth. We don't have that hobby, and our sexual orientation is absolutely normal.

"You, you..." The man and woman raised their fingers and looked very angry. "I can't pay it back! If you don't crippled him, don't blame me for your highness..." The demon brother said this in the voice that made people's scalp numb. The guards who seemed to not want to fight with this young master looked at each other and snatched out...

I'm angry and have never met such an unreasonable splash. Are we afraid that you will have too many people?

"Damn, who made you look like that? You're still holding your orchid finger up? Ah!" A bastard almost kicked my crotch. Fortunately, I flicked quickly and punched me, making a few little white dots fly out of my mouth and fly far away. The group fight was based on physical advantages. Fang Cheng and I were both strong and powerful. We were hard to distinguish with these guards, and we were not idle. We were verbally attacking the dead human demon. The Taoist priests of Zi Qingyangguan were stupid and stared blankly-

Just as Fang Cheng joined forces to gain the upper hand and kept making the opponent happy, another group of people emerged from the Taoist temple. The leader of Yuan Dashang, who was the fairy-like Taoist, shouted loudly: "Stop it all, the Taoist pure land, how can you let go of your wildness? Brother Dao?" The guy widened his eyes and looked at the young master who was gritting his teeth and pinching his opponent's neck with a circle of eyes.

Looking at the group of guards who left in a mess and the face that was twisted so much that they were almost out of shape, with resentful eyes and threatened to look good, he touched a part of his face and pulled the corner of his mouth and twitched: "I said, Master, why didn't you come out early?"

"I am studying Taoist scriptures. I heard someone come here to report, so I hurried over. Brother Dao has no big deal, otherwise I will..." He had a very concerned expression, but the strange look seemed to be wrong at all. I am afraid that this guy had been hiding at the viewing gate to watch the fun? I thought with a dark circle on my eyes.

"You haven't left yet, don't talk about this." Taoist Master Yuan glanced at the Taoist priest who saw the free action movie, and agreed in unison, leaving no one left.
Chapter completed!
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