Chapter 193 Free Flight
Detonators are dangerous goods, flammable and explosive. Don’t look at their small size, like diodes, but if they explode, they will be scary. If they have to be held in their hands and exploded, they will be able to explode even if they are not removed.
In the past, people in Tieshanwan used detonators to fry fish and fry their palms to pieces, and later they cut off the entire palm.
Why is there such a thing in Tieshan Bay? Let’s start with the Xuefeng Gold Mine.
When digging a gold mine, explosives need to be blasted. The explosives used for blasting are engineering explosives, which are very stable and safe, and will not easily ignite and explode.
So after drilling holes in the rock wall and filling the explosives, a detonator needs to be used to detonate. The violent explosion of the detonator can completely detonate the explosives. In this way, the stones can be blown up and the mine cave can be digged deep into the ground.
Many villagers in Tieshan Bay work in gold mines. To a greater or lesser extent, some of these small things will flow into the hands of these people, and are brought to Tieshan Bay. Therefore, it is not surprising that everyone sees the detonator.
At Shi Tou's house, his father was also a worker working in a gold mine. He happened to come back this time and secretly got a few detonators. The boy sneaked out of the house and asked his elder brother Qian Xiaoyu. The two of them went to the stream to fry fish together.
"Where did you come from?" Qian Xiaolin glared at Qian Xiaoyu. This thing was dangerous, so she couldn't use it for casual play.
Qian Xiaoyu explained: "Sister, this is made by the stone."
Qian Xiaolin stared at Shi Tou again and shouted: "Shi Tou, are you impatient in your life?"
Shi Tou was so scared that he shook his head in front of Qian Xiaolin, the female overlord, and quickly admitted his mistake: "Sister Xiaolin, I was wrong."
"Let me see you pull Qian Xiaoyu to play with detonator in the future. I will not interrupt you both. Anyway, you two are not going to ask for your hands, so I will interrupt you for you."
Qian Xiaolin was already unhappy because of Li Shaoan being driven, and just kept annoyed on the heads of the two of them, which made Qian Xiaoyu and Shi Tou dare not speak.
Qian Xiaoyu felt something was wrong. He knew his sister best. He knew that Qian Xiaolin was so popular, and it was definitely not just because he played with detonator fish frying.
"Sister, what's wrong with you? Whoever bullies you, just say, Shitou and I will vent your anger!"
Qian Xiaolin said angrily: "Isn't the shitty director from the county yet? She sent Shaoan Ge to turn around the mountain, and blood blisters were all over the feet."
Qian Xiaoyu suddenly realized that no wonder his sister was so angry. It turned out that it was all because of Shaoan Ge's affairs and immediately said loudly: "This is so great! How dare you treat my brother-in-law, you must not spare that pig head!"
"Shitou, let's go and settle the score with that director!" Qian Xiaoyu asked Shitou to follow him to find Liao Chunyang's trouble.
Qian Xiaolin stopped him and said, "How are you going to beat him up? Brother Shaoan said, tell me not to do anything, you should not cause trouble."
"This...then you have to give him some color." Qian Xiaoyu said, dragging his chin.
At this time, Shi Tou came over and said in Qian Xiaoyu's ear: "Brother Xiaoyu, it's not OK to be bright, you can come to the dark, let's..."
After hearing Shi Tou's plan, Qian Xiaoyu laughed so hard that he clapped his hands and praised him repeatedly, "Okay, your method is good, let's do it like this!"
Qian Xiaolin saw the two of them laughing so hard that they were curious and asked, "What are you discussing the idea?"
"Hehe, sister, this is a secret!" Qian Xiaoyu said with a smile.
"Yes, Miss Xiaolin, you will know when the time comes." Shi Tou also said.
Qian Xiaolin is impatient, how can Qian Xiaoyu and Shi Tou enjoy their appetite like this? The more he doesn't say it, the more he wants to know. He glared at his eyes, his eyebrows stood up, and he acted as if he wanted to beat someone up, and said angrily: "Do you two say it or not!"
Qian Xiaoyu saw this attitude and immediately obediently said, "Sister, Shi Tou's method is actually..."
After hearing this method, Qian Xiaolin frowned and her expression on her face was very disgusting, but when she thought that it would make Liao Chunyang look ugly, she felt it was a good idea and nodded immediately to agree.
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At night, the village cafeteria was bright and there was a reception dinner in it.
Qian Xiaoyu and Shi Tou hid outside the cafeteria and heard the sound of cups, bowls, chopsticks and plates inside, as well as the sound of Liao Chunyang, and were so angry that they were so angry.
"This fat pig-like thing comes to our village and does nothing. It's just fish, meat, good wine and good food every day. It's really not a thing."
"Today we will teach him a lesson, which can be regarded as a way to heaven."
While discussing, Chen Baozhong invited Wang Mazi, who was in charge of the chef, to enter with a plate of steamed noodles. Qian Xiaoyu and Shi Tou cut off Wang Mazi.
"Wang Mazi, you have worked hard to cook. Let's bring this dish in for you." Qian Xiaoyu smiled at Wang Mazi.
Wang Mazi said alertly: "What are you two? I was entrusted by the branch secretary to cook. I have to be responsible for what happened."
Qian Xiaoyu said: "It doesn't matter, something can't happen, don't worry."
The two of them pulled each other and finally snatched the vegetables from Wang Mazi and threw Wang Mazi into the kitchen.
Qian Xiaoyu took out a pack of powder from his pocket and sprinkled it on the steamed pork pieces. The sprinkled ones were nothing but powder ground with croton. As long as Liao Chunyang ate it, he could keep it to his endurance.
Shi Tou worriedly: "Brother Xiaoyu, do you think this is OK? What if others eat meat that is stained with croton flour?"
Qian Xiaoyu said confidently: "Don't worry, if others can't eat it, the dish is topped with a few pieces of meat to support the store, and the bottom is full of taro. Once the dish is served, everyone will definitely not compete with the fat pig. This meat is left for him to eat."
"Brother Xiaoyu is very smart, he is worthy of being a god-like fool." Shi Tou flattered.
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and bring this dish in." Qian Xiaoyu ordered: "Stay for a while and see if he has eaten it."
"Haole, Brother Xiaoyu, I'm going now." Shi Tou, holding the bowl of steamed pork, pushed open the door and walked in.
Not long after, the stone came out of it with a snickering look on his face.
Qian Xiaoyu asked anxiously: "Have he eaten?"
Shi Tou clapped his hands and said, "Brother Xiaoyu, it's exactly the same as you said. As soon as he was served on the table, the pig's head couldn't wait to eat all the pieces of meat on it. I stood beside me and almost couldn't hold back my laughter."
"So did he show anything abnormal?"
"Absolutely not, let's go to ambush."
In the dark night, two thieves came to the public toilet of the village headquarters. They were still a distance away. Shi Tou complained: "Oh, my mother, this smell is so smelly."
"Stop complaining, no matter how bad it is, we have to do it. Tonight we must do this to avenge Brother Shaoan."
As he was talking, he saw a figure walking out of the village cafeteria, covering his stomach, as if he was very anxious.
Qian Xiaoyu made a gesture of silence, "Shh, someone is here."
After the man walked in, Shi Tou said, "Brother Xiaoyu, it's that pig's head."
"Let's go, let's go back." Qian Xiaoyu made a gesture, and the two of them held their breath and came to the cesspool behind the toilet.
A few steps away from the cesspool, the smell was so smoky that it was about to spit out the overnight meal in the stomach. The stone covered her nose, "Brother Xiaoyu, let's hurry up."
The two of them couldn't stand the smell, so they hurriedly threw a few detonators into the cesspool, ran back, fearing that they would splash their shit if they ran slowly.
While running, the two of them laughed wildly and shouted, "God! Liao Chunyang is going to the sky!"
Liao Chunyang was squatting in the pit when he suddenly heard someone outside calling his name. Before he could react, he heard a loud bang from the pit, and then a pole of shit shot up to the sky.
At that time, the sky collapsed, the earth cracked, the sun, moon and stars were gone, the toilet was shaken, and the sky was flying.
Liao Chunyang's feet became soft and he sat in the pit. As soon as the overwhelming shit and urine poured on his body, his eyes, ears and mouth were full of flying, and he became a shit person.
"Which dog made it? I, I, I, you eight generations of ancestors!"
After cursing, Liao Chunyang was frightened, helpless and aggrieved. He had never suffered such a great humiliation in his life, and he even sat on the pit and cried loudly.
The loud noise just now, the village cadres in the cafeteria also heard it, and everyone ran to the toilet to inquire about the situation.
When Wang Yu heard his boss crying inside, he was loyal and rushed in immediately. Not long after, Liao Chunyang, who was carrying shit, walked out.
"Huh...what's going on."
"vomit!"
Everyone's faces were full of deep disgust and disgust. They couldn't help but cover their noses, retreated, and smelled the stench that was coming from a distance.
"Director Liao, what's wrong with you?" Chen Baozhong felt amused and cried. He just said he wanted to go to the toilet to go to the toilet, but why did he look like this in a blink of an eye?
Liao Chunyang was so angry that he had lost his mind and shouted: "Investigate, you must check it. Even if you dig three feet into the ground, you must pull out the person!"
Chen Baozhong ignored it and said to Wang Yu: "Hurry up, why are you still standing there? Carry Director Liao to Xiaoxigou."
[Author’s off-topic]: Thank you to the book friends Zhongnan Hermit, Nan Ge, and Fan Fan for your rewards. Thank you for your evaluation and encouragement from the book friends. Thank you everyone!
Chapter completed!