yi66 tells jokes

The performance ends at 10 o'clock in the evening.

The performance guests collectively ended.

After a while, a soldier stood up from his seat, trotted to the platoon, and saluted the officer: "Report!"

"What's up?"

"Report to the battalion commander, we want to ask the two comrades who performed the sketch to perform another show for us!"

"Another act?"

The officers and leaders sitting in the platoon were stunned.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no?

The battalion leader of the peacekeeping infantry battalion rose up and scolded him.

Xie Xiaoyun reacted quickly and immediately interrupted the battalion commander: "Everyone wants to watch the show again. This is a good thing. This means we have not disappointed everyone. How can you train people... Everyone wait, I will ask them to prepare now."

The team leader rushed into the backstage quickly.

When everyone saw Xie Xiaoyun, they stood up and said hello: "Captain."

"Hello leader."

Xie Xiaoyun glanced around: "Where is Su Qin and Wang Zuruan?"

"There." Someone pointed to the innermost room.

Xie Xiaoyun hurried over.

Su Qin and Wang Zuruan were bragging with four or five art soldiers. I don’t know what they said, but several people were laughing and leaning back and forth.

"Su Qin, Wang Zuruan!" Xie Xiaoyun shouted.

"Captain." The two of them quickly stood up.

"You two hurry up and go to the stage. The soldiers ask you to add another show, just like the sketch."

"Ah?" Wang Zu's soft face collapsed: "Captain... can't add, we only prepare a sketch!"

"This is your business! Our mission is to make the soldiers happy. Since they need it, they must be satisfied unconditionally. Hurry up, everyone is waiting!"

Xie Xiaoyun put his words away, turned around and left.

These guys... If you don't suppress them or force them to push them forward, they don't know how much potential they have!

So he left resolutely.

"Captain." Su Qin quickly trotted and chased after him.

"What? Are you scared too?" Xie Xiaoyun sneered.

"No, leader, I mean since everyone wants to see our performance, then we will prepare a few more programs." Su Qin said.

"You mean...everyone is ready to give me some?" Xie Xiaoyun was stunned.

"I don't have to make sure that everyone is ready. Everyone can combine freely and perform on stage if there is a suitable one. If there is really no, then forget it. If it's just that Wang Zuruan and I go on stage, wouldn't it be too monotonous? It seems that there is no one in our literary and artistic troupe!"

Xie Xiaoyun looked at Su Qin quietly, then he smiled and patted Su Qin with his hands: "You have a good idea, just do what you said!"

He had explained to everyone this performance before, to be as relaxed and fun as possible, but those guys were always stubborn, so he had to think of a wrong move, forcing Wang Zuruan to ask Su Qin for help.

Now, the facts have given these guys a good idea. Everyone should understand that sometimes the soldiers don’t want to watch such exquisite, elegant and complex programs. Everyone just wants to laugh and laugh. All they need is to relax.

However, if it were just Su Qin and Wang Zuruan on stage, it would be a bit monotonous. If everyone could perform...

There are actually quite a lot of talented people in the art troupe, and there are many people who can tell jokes or crosstalk, but many people just don’t want to take it out.

Xie Xiaoyun turned around and clapped everyone: "Okay, let's do what Su Qin said, everyone can combine freely, and those who can perform on stage will perform. I only have one requirement. The programs that everyone performs should be relaxed, fun, and make the soldiers laugh!"

Many art soldiers nodded.

But some people also said: "Captain, but time is too tight."

"Yes, leader, we are not prepared!"

"We need to give us at least four or five minutes. At least we need to think about what kind of show we perform!"

At this time, Su Qin stood up and said, "Captain, why don't I go first, I will tell the soldiers a joke and delay the time."

Xie Xiaoyun nodded: "Okay!"

Su Qin then walked onto the stage with a microphone.

As soon as he appeared, the applause of the soldiers suddenly started to sound.

"The applause from the comrades is so warm. It seems that I can't do it if I don't work hard tonight!" Su Qin smiled and opened the opening remark.

"good!"

"We won't agree if we don't work hard!"

Many soldiers started to cheer.

Su Qin pointed to the soldiers who had just started to make excuses: "But you are only seven or eight people, can you represent the entire peacekeeping infantry battalion?"

"Yes!" the people shouted.

Su Qin then pointed to the other soldiers and felt heartbroken: "Comrades, you are all represented by others. Have you not reacted?"

Are we represented?

When the soldiers heard this, they were stunned at first, and then laughed with a bang.

Su Qin looked around the circle: "Since everyone likes to laugh so much, then I'll tell you a joke first!"

"Okay!" the soldiers replied loudly.

"I have no shortcomings, I just can tell jokes!" Su Qin said!

As soon as he said this, many soldiers at the scene started to laugh.

"It should be that I don't have any strengths, right?" someone said with a smile.

"Can this be wrong?"

"He did it on purpose!"

Everyone muttered in a low voice.

Su Qin continued: "I'm not bragging. My ability to tell jokes is really unparalleled from heaven and earth. The dead people on the ground can laugh and get up from the ground after listening to the jokes I tell..."

Su Qinfan boasted desperately, and then he said seriously: "Okay, comrades, I'll tell you a joke. My joke is really funny. Everyone must be prepared. Don't laugh too much in a while.

This is my joke. Once upon a time, there was a lamb. One day he went out to play, but he encountered a big bad wolf. The big bad wolf said, I want to eat you. The big bad wolf ate the lamb."

After saying these words, Su Qin stood up seriously and stopped talking!

Well?

Is this over?

Everyone, look at me, let me see you!

puff!

After two seconds of being stunned, everyone laughed out loud.

It turned out to be a cold joke!

This Su Qin...

Su Qin sighed: "It seems that the power of this joke is not enough. Everyone laughs loud enough. Okay, okay, this is all you forced me. It seems that I can't do it if I don't use my tricks!

The second joke.

One day, a patient went to see a doctor. The doctor gave him a closer examination, then shook his head, sighed, and said to the patient, "Sir, you are too sick, I'm afraid you won't live long."

The patient is anxious, doctor, please tell me how long can I live?

The doctor said, 10

The patient asked anxiously, what are ten? Ten years? Ten months? Ten days?????????????
Chapter completed!