"Do you have dreams?"

"Why did you ask that?"

"I don't think you don't."

"Why?"

"Ordinary monks should stay in the temple well, eat vegetarian food and chant scriptures every day to save all living beings.

If a monk who is a little bit good should take the abbot's certificate, improve his qualifications, and then cheat some money for sesame oil.

An excellent monk should learn to market himself, package himself, and package himself into a star, so that he can cheat a lot of money.

But you don't have any of these.

No matter how bad the monk is, he should beg for alms, right? This is the third day when you have freed me to eat and drink. I paid all the money from five-star hotels to small hotels now.

And you sit in the room every day, holding my laptop and hitting Alu, I'm very angry."

Lin Xiaotian looked at the monk sitting in front of him and was playing with the computer all the time, and said righteously.

On the day he defeated Qin Gui, someone came to him.

It is the old monk Yimei.

He said he would take himself to meet the Taoist priest.

Lin Xiaotian agreed, he felt that the fate between him and the Taoist priest had come.

So two days later, after the big dog left, Lin Xiaotian was also ready to leave.

It has been three days since I arrived in Shuzhou, but it’s not right, four days, four days, and this old bald donkey has been playing games.

"Young man, there is something ambiguous about what you mean to improve your qualifications and what is cheating on money for sesame oil?" the monk glared at Lin Xiaotian and explained.

"The so-called Buddhist path, the so-called dream, is to eat, drink, play and have fun every day. This is the concept of the Pure Land."

"I think you're right, but you shouldn't spend my money."

“—”

"You give me back."

"It's not good to talk about money, it's hurting feelings."

"I have no feelings for you."

"It's better to do this."

The old monk thought for a long time, and then took out a few secret books from his yellow cloth bag.

"You choose a few, these are all secrets that I have never passed on over the years. They are much better than the dead tree on the bull's nose."

“—”

"It's time for us to leave."

Lin Xiaotian sighed.

"Okay." The old monk nodded helplessly, "It seems that it's time."

Then he also got up.

But he found that Lin Xiaotian packed up his things and did not walk out of the room door, but came to the window.

"The door is here."

“I like to go from the window.”

"Why?" the monk looked confused.

"No reason, just because it's handsome and chic."

Lin Xiaotian said lightly, and after that, he jumped down.

Seeing this, the monk was stunned for a moment, and then smiled angrily.

"Young people, young means young. If you like to show off, it's better to be young."

He smiled embarrassedly and walked out of the main entrance.

Ten minutes later.

At the front desk, a group of security guards threw an old monk out of the hotel.

"Cao Nima's old bald donkey, I don't have money to pay Nimabi's stay in a hotel? If you want to stay in a Bawang store, why don't you go to eat?"

"Donor, please return my luggage to me. There are a few Buddhist beads in it. That is the Buddha's thing."

"I'll give you a numbness. If you don't go out, do I believe it or not, I'll give you a discount on my legs!"

The man in charge picked up a chair next to him and gestured to the monk.

"Forget it, I'll give it to you, don't do it, everyone is civilized." The monk shook his head quickly and then left in a hurry.

"What, they want your secret?"

At this moment, Lin Xiaotian walked out with a smile and came to the monk.

"Boy, I'm so old. Is it interesting that you cheated me like this?" The old monk looked at Lin Xiaotian angrily.

"Amitabha, in the eyes of the Buddha, there is no age." Lin Xiaotian shook his head.

“—”

If the most famous place in China is the south, it is the hometown of Jiangnan, and the north is the fertile land of Shuzhou.

As for Jiuzhou and Beijing, it is just because one is the official representative city of China and the other is the economically developed region of China.

However, the popularity of the wheel should be Jiangnan and Shuzhou.

Although Shuzhou's economic development is not as good as that of a similar Linhai area like Jiuzhou, it is not bad, at least the consumption is not low.

The starting price of taxis is 15.

Jiangnan is only nine yuan.

"Old monk, I used you as a friend and I was deceived into Shuzhou by you. Did you deceive me? I haven't even seen the face of the bull's nose for so long."

Lin Xiaotian questioned the monk next to him.

I have been to Shuzhou for four days. The old monk only talks about the Taoist priests and always says that time is not enough.

"Don't worry, this time it's true. Parking is OK."

As he said that, the monk said to the driver in front of him.

After saying that, the driver parked the car on the side of the road.

The monk got off the car first, and Lin Xiaotian stayed to pay the fare. After paying the fare, the driver grabbed Lin Xiaotian.

He whispered, "Little brother, are you okay?"

"What's wrong with me?"

"You won't be deceived. It's unreliable for me to look at the old monk. Do you know where he parks?"

"Where?" Lin Xiaotian didn't really look.

"Psychiatric hospital. In our area, we are famous for the worst mental hospital for management and security. Mental illness often comes out. I think you are quite serious, but the monk is crazy and can't he be mentally ill, right?"

“—”

When Lin Xiaotian looked up, three dazzling big words came into his eyes.

"Mental illness-"

Lin Xiaotian took a deep breath, then forced himself to smile and said, "Thank you, your kind-hearted brother, it's okay, if you dare to lie to me, I will make him die ugly."

As he said that, Lin Xiaotian caught up with the monk.

I went to this mental hospital with him.

"Don't tell me that the Taoist priest is in a mental hospital." Lin Xiaotian asked.

"That's right, haven't I told you before?"

“—”

"Don't worry, he is not mentally ill, he is the dean. I secretly tell you that I am still a vice president. Although I am a nominee, I have some little power in it."

"Master Yimei, you are back." As soon as you entered, a person passing by in the corridor greeted Yimei.

"I'm back, what time is it."

"Dingdong Dingdong, it's time in Beijing now, it's three o'clock in the afternoon." The man shook his body and said with a stern look.

Then he stared at Lin Xiaotian dullly.

"Master Yimei, have you brought back a new alarm clock?"

"Yes, your time is not accurate. It's time in Beijing now, three:01, one minute slower."

"Yes, it seems that I'm going to readjust again. I have to ask Dog Chen to buy me a battery."

The man said seriously.

Lin Xiaotian was speechless, and then said kindly: "Brother, the battery cannot be used for eating. You should eat food."

"Are you stupid? I bought the battery and used it, but it's not a food. I'm mentally ill, but not a fool."

“—”

Lin Xiaotian was speechless.
Chapter completed!