"Hello, everyone, this is Ohio 3 Hydropower Station. I am Fox News host Lelista." Lelista is conducting news reports.

"Half a month ago, a group of crayfish broke the Mississippi River near the Neube Farm, causing the economic losses of more than $500 million." Lelista summarized the previous situation.

"Now this group of crayfish has arrived near Ohio 3 Hydropower Station. We are now going to interview Mr. Jerry Abbas, a technical expert from the Mississippi River Authority." Lelicita introduced Jerry.

Jerry greeted the audience in the camera, "Hello everyone, I'm Jerry."

"Hello, Mr. Jerry, what is the situation in Ohio 3 Hydropower Station now? Can that group of crayfish affect the safety of Ohio 3 Hydropower Station?" Lelista was interviewing seriously this time, and she had obtained the interview process list.

Lelista can become the ace reporter of Fox News, so she is naturally not a fool. She knows when to catch the explosive point and attract the audience's attention and when to obey reports.

Now is the time to report it obediently!

Jerry explained the current situation and finally concluded, "Crayfish from Xia Country are currently in the reservoir area of ​​Ohio No. 3 Hydropower Station No. 3 Hydropower Station No. 3 Hydropower Station No. 3 Hydropower Station No. 3 Hydropower Station No. 3. These crayfish from Xia Country are different from ordinary crayfish. They have undergone special evolution and pose a huge threat to No. 3 Hydropower Station No. 3."

"What about the threat?" Lelista asked according to the script.

"If it is the most serious consequence, it may cause the collapse of the river dam of No. 3 Hydropower Station, which will affect the collapse of No. 2 Hydropower Station and No. 1 Hydropower Station, which will eventually lead to the collapse of all the river dams of the three Hydropower Stations. The direct economic losses may exceed US$100 billion, and more than one million people will be threatened by flooding!" Jerry also answered according to the script.

This news interview mainly informs the public of the serious consequences of crayfish, so as to reduce public disgust when making choices.

On the one hand, facing direct economic losses of up to $100 billion and more than one million people are affected, and on the other hand, aquatic organisms with a very small proportion of the Mississippi River die. Most viewers no longer care about the issue of aquatic organisms, right?

"Mr. Jerry, do you have a solution?" Lelista asked.

Jerry responded with a smile, "As for the solution, we need to ask Professor Patrick from the CDC Center for Disease Control and Prevention, the CDC Center for Disease Control and Prevention has come up with a complete solution."

Patrick talked outside the camera, then sorted out his expression and entered the camera with Lelista's reminder.

In order to avoid causing trouble, this news was recorded and everyone performed themselves according to the script, and finally reported by Fox News.

...

Xia Kingdom.

Gu Kaiwen finally saw this news on Weibo. The vast majority of sculptural netizens are teasing this news, saying that the American people are too weak to make crayfish flood?

If it is an Asian carp, everyone can understand it. After all, it is an alien species, and it is understandable that Americans do not like to eat it.

But crayfish is your American species, right?

Don’t native species like to eat it?

After seeing the news, Gu Kaiwen took the initiative to post a message on Weibo.

...

Master Xiao Jingzhai:

No one eats the wild crayfish in the river!

It turns out that the Internet says that there is gold everywhere in America?

I recently ate dozens of kilograms of crayfish and said that I am not satisfied yet. The American people are in a blessing but do not know how to be blessed. The sand sculpture netizens in our Xia Kingdom are simply envious and jealous.

Think about the crayfish that costs 88 yuan per pound of takeout, it is really crayfish. It’s so small that I feel embarrassed to eat them. Then I saw this news and it turned into lemon essence.

As a Xia people, I said I would like to take advantage of the enemy. If the United States needs it, I can help you solve the problem of crayfish for free. I eat crayfish very fiercely!

By the way, is anyone a group?

Let's go to America to eat crayfish!

...

Gu Kaiwen's Weibo followers and activeness are very high. When Gu Kaiwen posted a teasing message, a large number of fish quickly followed and joked about the flood of American crayfish.

As for the sarcastic hint in the American news that their crayfish was a conspiracy from Xia Guo, they were directly sprayed with Xiang by the sand sculpture netizens.

Still conspiracy?

Wild crayfish will become extinct in Xia Kingdom, okay?

Nowadays, 99:99% of the crayfish in Xia Country are raised artificially. Want wild crayfish?

Even in Fan Yingjun's family, at most it is just a crayfish that simulates the wild environment.

Gu Kaiwen browsed his Weibo for a while, and he returned to his Weibo to view popular replies.

Old friend Condor killed the first popular reply.

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Condor:

Wild crayfish flooding?

American scam?

If so many crayfish really are, why not ship them to Xiaguo for sale?

Asian carp cannot afford to sell, but crayfish cannot afford to sell?

Judging from the video of Fox News, all the crayfish that are flooding in the United States this time are very large, and it is possible to reach the level of one or two. According to my experience in the vegetable market, it is not a problem to sell crayfish of this level at random for 60 yuan per pound.

If it is added to the gimmick of wild and overseas imports, it is not a problem to increase by another 20 yuan. Isn’t anyone in the United States having a business acumen?

...

The vulture's reply was supported by a large number of fish, and the fish were discussing the price of crayfish.

The grade classification of crayfish is divided according to weight. Generally, three or four cents are the lowest level, five or six cents are the most popular and the most mainstream, and seven or eight cents are the best routes, mainly making braised prawns with oil.

As for those with more than eight cents, the amount is quite small.

The price of crayfish is really expensive!

Especially the large crayfish, the price is quite exaggerated.

For example, crayfish with a quantity of more than 8 cents may be sold at a large food stall of up to 158 yuan per catty due to its sparse quantity.

As for the takeaway crayfish?

A crayfish worth 88 yuan per serving may be four or five cents.

And those crayfish that cost 100 yuan and three pounds are definitely real crayfish, so small that they make people peel the shell and make their nails hurt!

Just as Xia Guo has special personnel to translate overseas news, overseas social networks also have special personnel to translate Xia Guo news.

Gu Kaiwen is the key translation object!

The remarks of the vulture this time were translated by American netizens on multiple social networks, causing discussions among American sand sculpture netizens. Is crayfish really that expensive in Xia Country?

The price of 80 summer yuan per pound is very expensive even if it is placed in the United States?

The price of more than twenty dollars per kilogram is indeed very expensive in America. Generally speaking, the beef they eat is only $9.9 dollars per kilogram!
Chapter completed!