Extra one
"There is no suspense to everyone's expectations! Congratulations to "La La Land" for winning the Oscar for Best Picture!"
This is the news that most public accounts have already released before the Oscars have ended, especially some big V-s who claim to be senior Hollywood players.
Of course, it would be even better if there was no big misunderstanding in the last scene!
It's so embarrassing. Chen Lin still remembers what happened when he was born on stage.
To be honest, Chen Lin was not going to participate in this Oscar at the beginning, after all, the host of this year is Jimmy Kimmel!
This is the host who said "kill all Chinese"!
Although it is a talk show, it still makes people feel unhappy, especially when he made such remarks on a show like Jimmy Talk Show that millions of people watched.
Does this mean that mainstream American media already think discrimination against Asians is politically correct?
Hollywood is a very hypocritical team. Last year, a black emcee teased the yellow people there, and a group of big stars below laughed happily;
This year, a talk show host who once said "kill all Chinese people" was whispering on it again, and all the jokes from beginning to end were satirizing Trump!
Mel Gibson made anti-Semitic remarks after driving drunk and was completely banned by Hollywood.
You can't blame Jimmy Kimmel. Britney, who was at its peak back then, was strangled by the media because she publicly expressed her support for President Bush when asked about the Iraq War.
Of course, these media will not make any statements about this, but will find other faults. They will magnify you every day and think about you sooner or later. Xiao Tiantian was repeatedly persecuted by the media for more than ten years since then, and people see it.
There is a little sweetheart hanging on the city gate, who dares to be independent?
Jimmy Kimmel is a smart man. He is a businessman. He appeared on his show during his campaign and promoted himself in a large 18-minute period;
In such an occasion, if you don’t tease Trump, you will seem out of place.
But these have nothing to do with Chen Lin. He just sat quietly in the audience and watched a group of people pretending to behave in various ways - American politics cares about his affairs?
Fourteen nominations in La La Land have set a nomination record since the new century!
He had to be there, which Bill said when he was chasing for the award.
...
Harry Berry was the guest who awarded the Oscar for Best Director.
The first black actress in history to receive a $20,000 salary, of course, she screwed up - "Catwoman", the 1.5 billion publicity cost of US$1.5 billion has earned a box office of 40 million in the United States and 82 million in the world and a bad reputation...
“What does it take to nominate for the Oscar for Best Director?”
"The soul of a dreamer, the mind of a writer, the courage to take risks, the courage to overcome difficulties in thought and life, the infinite love for the film and the unrivaled support for his own films. In short, these all perfectly interpret the following nominees for the Best Director. The 89th Academy Award nominations include Dennis Villeneuve, "Arrival" by Mel Gibson, "Hacksaw Ridge", "Shen Entry, Damien Chazerre, "La La City", Kenneth Ronagan, "Manchester by the Sea" and Barry Jekins, "Moonlight Boy".
After saying the sermons on these teleprompters, Halle Berry opened the envelope in his hand: "The winner is... Chen Lin, Damien Chazerre's "La La City"!"
Fixed the process, Chen Lin and Damien stood up and hugged everyone.
Well, Zhao Liying was sitting beside her too.
Chen Lin has been talking to her, afraid that this person will fall asleep. After all, you know, a pregnant woman...
"Thank you, this is a great honor to me!"
"Thank you Chen Lin. If it weren't for you, I would definitely not be able to make such a movie. Thanks to other nominees, I think it is the greatest honor to be the best director with you..."
Damien started first, then Chen Lin.
"Thank you, judges for giving us this award, Damien, I wouldn't have been standing here without you!"
"I actually didn't really want to come here at first. My wife is pregnant. It takes more than ten hours to fly from China to here. I want to stay at home with her. Also, Jimmy Kimmel, he said he wanted to kill all the Chinese, and I happened to be Chinese, so it's quite embarrassing! However, Oscars gave 14 nominations for "La La Land". There is an old saying in China, "Give me a thumbs up and give me a peach." You like "La La Land" so much, and I think if I don't come, it's disrespectful to the entire Oscar."
"Thank you Oscar, I finally won the best director! Thank you Jimmy Kimmel, who said Trump, who I didn't care much about all night, by the way, let me tell you that the movie "The Great Wall" is currently at 300 million US dollars in the world, which means it has not lost money!"
After saying this, Chen Lin, Damien Chazerai walked into the backstage interview area under the guidance of Miss Etiquette.
"I have lived in the United States and Hollywood for three years, but I still don't quite understand the relationship between politics and art, but forget it, maybe this is the United States, I think I should get used to it!"
"Of course I'm happy to be the best director. You have to know that the screenwriter of "La La Land" is Damien, and I'm just an assistant."
“For Jimmy Kimmel, I think it’s just bare-fruit racism. If someone says ‘kill all whites’ or ‘kill all blacks’ in a talk show, do you think it would be that simple?”
"Best film? Of course I hope it is La La Land"
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"This year marks the 50th anniversary of the release of "The Male and Female Robber". We are very honored to invite Fee Donnaway and Warren Beatty to reveal tonight's biggest award, Best Picture!"
Let me briefly introduce Warren Beatty, an idol of all men. He has had relationships with more than 10,000 girls in his life, and many of them are well-known people, such as Elizabeth Taylor, Vivien Leigh, Isabel Adjani, Madonna, Jacqueline Kennedy...
As for Fei Donnaway, I’m sorry, I’ll go to her information by myself, and Lao Xu is not very familiar with it...
But he should be a very high-end person...
Then the two legends presented the awards, without saying anything, they directly publicly nominated the nominee, and then opened the envelope "The winner of the best video..."
Warren Beatty's expression changed slightly after he opened the envelope.
p, how is this the best actress card?
Fei Donnaway was a little anxious and urged: "Hurry up, say it!"
"I said you sister!"
Warren Beatty cursed in his heart, but still handed the card to Fei Donnaway, who looked at it: "La La Land!"
Then the audience applauded!
Chen Lin really doesn’t want to go up, he knows that this is the biggest mistake in history!
But Bill had already pulled him up and Zhao Liying looked at him with a proud look. By the way, Liying is also one of the producers of "La La Land".
"Thank you so much…"
Bill Dorothy began his own award speech, and Chen Lin noticed that Warren Beatty seemed to want to say something, and he walked forward.
"We seem to be making a mistake. I got the best actress card..."
"Water?"
"Yes, they gave me a wrong card!"
"Ha ha!"
Chen Lin walked forward with a smile, patted Bill Dorothy, who wanted to say something, and whispered: "Stop talking, we didn't win the prize, we made a mistake just now..."
Bill was still confused. Chen Lin had already grabbed the microphone: "Wait a moment, I made a mistake just now, the winner should be "Moonlight Boy"!"
"I'm not kidding, you guys see!"
Chen Lin took the card from Jimmy's hand, pointed it at the camera, and clearly wrote: "Best film "Moonlight Boy"!"
Chapter completed!