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Chapter 54 Embarrassing cameo experience

"Breakup Master" is definitely a representative work of vulgar comedy. Such works have a special term called shit, pee, fart comedy.

After the 21st century, the shit and pee-skin fart series not only did not reduce the attacks of critics in North America, but instead showed a trend of further development. From the "Hangover" series to "The End of the World", the shit and pee-skin fart comedy Yanran has become a box office player!

The box office of "Breakup Master" is also very good!

Original time and space, "Breakup Master" had a box office of 660 million, ranking tenth in the box office list of the Big 6 movies that year and fifth in domestic movies!

As Deng Chao's first work from an actor to a director, there is no problem at least in terms of box office!

It's a bit embarrassing.

There was a lot of praise on Weibo, but in contrast, professional film review websites like Douban were full of bad reviews. They just flipped a review of "negative points, get out of here! Narcissistic, narcissistic, 1o, bastard, cheat money, refund tickets! Pay back money!' and so on!

Speechless!

By the way, hk also has a representative director. He has a high status in vulgar comedy, director Wang Jing!

"Laughter is the purpose of comedy itself. If you have to bring something to you, what should people who watch horror movies do? What is the meaning of horror movies? Isn't watching horror movies just for frightening, and comedy movies just for laughter? I think we should learn to learn to enjoy entertainment together. There are only Chinese audiences in the world, and love to find meaning in movies."

This is Yu Baimei, the screenwriter of "Breakup Master", who has received bad reviews on the work!

But "Breakup Master" is really bad!

There is no complete storyline at all, and the whole process is clever and I play the old joke from a few years ago!

...

Shen Lin's cameo continues, "You don't laugh at this!"

The tip of the brush stroked across Da Mimi's face, on her neck and on her chest, and Da Mimi still looked full of anger, "I want to see how hard you can tolerate it!"

After saying that, Shen Lin squatted down and unbuttoned the shoes on Damimi's feet.

"Click!"

Deng Chao nodded with satisfaction, "Linzi, it's a pity that you don't become an actor!"

hehe!

Shen Lin rolled his eyes secretly!

"Come on, let's continue!"

The scene has not changed. To be honest, Shen Lin was a little puzzled why Deng Chao called for a pause!

Shen Lin squatted down and continued to fiddle with Da Mimi's feet, wrong, shoes!

She was wearing sports shoes, and it was difficult to untie the shoelaces. She finally took off her shoes from her feet. Shen Lin originally planned to start acting directly, but after thinking about it, she took off her socks and did a full set of acting!

Da Mimi was a little scared, not that she really had her feet smelly, or something. The tip of the brush was really itchy to scratch the soles of her feet!

How can she restrain her smile? It seems that she has to use the skills she has learned for many years!

"I'll go! This tastes so sharp!"

Before it was Damimi's turn to show her acting skills, Shen Lin first sniffled, then looked at Damimi's white and tender feet in horror, then rolled her eyes and fainted!

"Click! Perfect!"

Deng Chao proudly made Teacher Jin Xin's move, and then caught Shen Lin in various praises. Judging from his tone, Shen Lin was simply a performing artist who was as good as Ma Long Brando!

Shen Lin waved his hand a little embarrassedly, and was about to stand up, but Deng Chao signaled him: "Lying down and don't move. Now it's my turn to perform with Yang Mi Mi!"

Walter? Always think this troublemaker wants to harm me!

Then Chen Lin really lay motionless.

"Da Mimi, you will pretend to step on Shen Lin's face, okay!"

"no problem!"

Hello! I have a problem!

Unfortunately, even if Chen Lin was reluctant, he could only continue to act like this. After all, it is really attractive to a great director who was stepped on by an actor.

By the time the two of them discussed the details of the shooting, almost half an hour had passed, and the sunken man lay on the ground was almost asleep!

"Okay! Pay attention to all departments, we are about to start!"

The filming finally started. Chen Lin did not open his eyes and heard in his ear that Deng Chao and Da Mimi seemed to be looking for something.

Soon, Deng Chao bit open the rope tied with his teeth, and the latter found a lighter and burned the rope tied to Deng Chao.

"Let's go first, it's still not safe here!"

It's Damimi's line.

"Of course you can go, but can you please put on your socks first?"

Deng Chao suggested with a flattering face, but looking at his expression, he seemed to be holding his breath!

Da Mimi's face turned red. She walked to Chen Lin, grabbed the socks that were still in his hand, and stomped on his face with hatred!

Of course, it just looks fierce on the surface, but in fact it is just the soles of the feet spraying on Shen Lin's cheeks.

It doesn’t matter, the key is that Damimi wore a short skirt!

Chen Lin clearly saw the scenery under the skirt. He originally planned to remind her, but he felt it was a bit inappropriate, so he simply closed his eyes and hypnotized himself.

Damimi's feet still fell down, and Chen Lin did not move, as if he was unconscious.

Da Mimi breathed a sigh of relief. To be honest, she was also a little worried that Chen Lin would turn against him. After all, Deng Chao had never told him such a scene before!

Chen Lin made a convulsion and then turned his head to say that he was completely fainted.

This is, Yang Mi squatted down and put on shoes, and then she realized that she was wearing a short skirt!

My face suddenly turned red, and even my earlobes were red.

"Okay! It's past!"

Deng Chao directed and acted by himself. When he performed, Yu Baimei was responsible for controlling the overall situation. Old Yu was in a very good mood and shouted directly!

"Brother Chao, my scene is over, let's go first!"

Chen Lin also left the set of "Breakup Master" as if he was running away. Deng Chao was still wondering why Chen Lin didn't say hello to Da Mimi.

"Da Mimi, huh, why are you blushing?"

"No, maybe it's too hot!"

"It's hot? This is the BJ in December! Do you actually feel hot?"

...

The guest appearance has ended here.

"How do you help promote it? I haven't even watched the content of the main film yet!"

Although he was a little reluctant, Chen Lin decided to call on his friends to support Deng Chao's debut work on Weibo.

But to be honest, Chen Lin has a poor memory of bad movies, and those that remain deep in his heart are often those classic movies.

"You can just do a brief press release, for example, 'Congratulations to director Deng Chao's "Breakup Master" for the release'!"

Ying Bao seemed to be very experienced in this thing, so he naturally took over the conversation.

"You seem to have a lot of experience in your words!"

"Fortunately, when I first became famous, I often helped some celebrities promote press releases."

Ying Bao talked casually about his own life in Beijing.

"You only help me repost it, not written it yourself, right?"

Chen Lin is still a little worried!
Chapter completed!
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