Chapter 249 I love my mentally retarded baby
It is dark and windy at night, which is a good time to do bad things. Zhou Shu held Liu Yiyi's hand and went home together, which is a rare opportunity.
During the day, Liu Yiyi was thin-skinned and afraid of being seen. At night, Zhou Shu grabbed her hand, so she let her go.
However, Zhou Shu just held hands.
I didn't do anything else. It was getting late. Liu Yiyi had been a girl who came home on time, but today she didn't say anything to her family and came to see him for the game. I don't know how worried Aunt Yang would be.
Liu Yiyi's mother said she was not worried.
Until he reached the doorstep, Zhou Shu reluctantly let go of Liu Yiyi's hand and said, "I'm home."
"yes."
Liu Yiyi said, but she didn't mean to take out the key to open the door. Zhou Shu said, "You go back!"
"etc!"
Liu Yiyi suddenly called Zhou Shu, and Zhou Shu said in confusion: "What's wrong?"
"You close your eyes."
Liu Yiyi said shyly. Seeing this, Zhou Shu was suddenly a little excited.
Oh, isn’t this the opportunity he has been waiting for for a long time?
"Why were there any surprises?"
Zhou Shu was very excited, then closed his eyes, then moved his head forward, and prepared to kiss.
Liu Yiyi smirked, took out a white bottle from her pocket with one hand, picked up her cell phone with the other, and handed the bottle to Zhou Shu's mouth.
Zhou Shu felt a chill, but soon something went wrong. Before he opened his eyes, he heard a crack.
When I opened my eyes, I saw Liu Yiyi laughing wildly at her phone.
"hhhhh! Look at you like this, you're so stupid!"
Liu Yiyi showed Zhou Shu the photos she took very hard, and saw Zhou Shu kissing a bottle very emotionally.
It can be said that it is very naughty!
Zhou Shu was furious and said, "Are you happy if you want to be so mean?"
"Where do I have it!"
Liu Yiyi forced her to make excuses, but she was still smiling and had no convincing at all.
"I just wanted to give you medicine. Who can you blame if you think wrong? I bought this at the pharmacy during your competition. Are you surprised?"
Zhou Shu: "…"
You are really...
Little clever!
Zhou Shu knew very clearly that she was fooled by Liu Yiyi. Humph, if she doesn’t punish her for a moment, she will become more and more naughty in the future!
Zhou Shu smirked, then pressed Liu Yiyi against the door, leaned against her ear and said in a crazy and evil tone: "Woman, you are playing with fire!"
"Puff! Hahaha!"
Liu Yiyi couldn't help but laughed out loud.
Then, Zhou Shu took advantage of her inattention and lowered her head and sealed her mouth.
Hold your words and kiss me.
Only then did Zhou Shu realize that the girl's lips were sweet and her saliva was sweet, anyway, he tasted it.
The book says that the second step of kissing is to put your tongue in, but...
The lower tongue is very short, and I only go in a little bit. I heard that someone can tie knots inside. Zhou Shu can't learn this kind of operation. Moreover, the problem is here, what should I do next?
Zhou Shu suddenly didn't know how to operate it.
So was Liu Yiyi. Both of them had no experience and could only close their eyes and chew around.
It was not until the two of them were breathing a little uncomfortable that Zhou Shu let her go and said with shame: "Thank you for the hospitality, but unfortunately I was not good at learning, which made you laugh."
Liu Yiyi said quietly: "Then where do you want to learn the art?"
Zhou Shu quickly reacted and said, "Please give me advice from Teacher Liu."
Liu Yiyi's face was flushed and she was already too shy, but she still suppressed her shyness and said, "Be good, make progress together in the future."
"Then can I make up for the lesson now?"
Zhou Shu asked expectantly, and Liu Yiyi responded in a very low voice: "Yeah."
Just when Zhou Shu was holding Liu Yiyi's shoulder and preparing to do it again, the door behind her suddenly opened, and Liu Yiyi almost fell in, but Zhou Shu reacted quickly and pulled her into her arms.
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Then, he saw Aunt Yang with a kind face.
That is Liu Yiyi's mother.
This wave, pills.
When Liu Yiyi saw her mother, she was in a bad mood. Then, Liu Yiyi was frightened and suddenly lost her mind. She hugged Zhou Shu and buried her head in Zhou Shu's chest as an ostrich.
Zhou Shu: "…"
There is no way, at the critical moment, he still needs to support the situation.
Yes, I can’t be nervous, I can’t be nervous, isn’t it just Liu Yiyi’s mother? Everyone is acquaintances, so don’t be afraid!
"Mom, good evening!"
As soon as Zhou Shu opened his mouth, he almost knelt down. Damn, what did I say!
He wanted to say that Aunt Yang would be in good evening...
As a result, I passed by my mind, and blurted out and called Mom.
Yang Ping said quietly: "Have you achieved this point?"
Zhou Shu raised his hand and wanted to explain, but...
It seems meaningless to explain which step you have reached at this time.
Isn’t it just meeting my mother-in-law? I’ll see you sooner or later, just treat it as a preview. Moreover, without waiting for Zhou Shu to explain, Yang Ping said: “I have no objection to you showing you so quickly, but you must pay attention to safety.”
Zhou Shu: "…"
He didn't know how to answer this, and when Liu Yiyi heard her mother say this, she was immediately ashamed and forgot to be nervous. She came out of Zhou Shu's arms and pushed Yang Ping back to the room with a flying pounce. She said in a soft voice: "Mom, what are you talking about!"
"Did you say something wrong? You are still young, what should you do if you have a life?"
Zhou Shu: "…"
Just kiss, no one will die!
Zhou Shu's expression was very stiff, and Liu Yiyi turned her head with a blushing face and said to Zhou Shu: "You didn't hear anything just now!"
"Hey, who am I, where am I? By the way, it's time for me to go home!"
Zhou Shu had a strong desire to survive. Although his acting skills were exaggerated, Liu Yiyi was basically satisfied. She closed the door with her backhand and went to settle the score with Yang Ping.
Zhou Shu then breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, this wave of regulators could let Liu Yiyi restrain him. Judging from Yang Ping's attitude, there should be no big problem.
Zhou Shu was also drunk, why would he be ganked every time?
And at Liu Yiyi's house, the mother and daughter were sitting on the sand and began to communicate.
"What did you hear?"
Liu Yiyi said viciously, while Yang Ping was calm and said, "I went there after the door rang, but it seemed interesting to hear you, and I always felt that it was not good to bother you."
Liu Yiyi: “…”
It’s all because Zhou Shu wants to have the bark!
Liu Yiyi felt ashamed at this time and wanted to find a place to hide. Wow, Zhou Shu, where are you!
Zhou Shu: "…"
It's okay for girls to tell me some truth, you drove him away just now...
Seeing that Liu Yiyi seemed to be ruined, Yang Ping smiled and said, "You have to keep your mind stable. Isn't it just that you are in love with Xiaoshu? Mom has known it a long time ago."
"ha?"
Liu Yiyi looked shocked, while Yang Ping looked caring and mentally retarded, and said, "Don't you think your mother is blind, do you?"
Liu Yiyi: “…”
Is she that obvious?
Yang Ping: "I feel sorry for my mentally retarded baby..."
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Chapter completed!