Chapter 263 Fatty's Spring(1/2)
I am the Separator 10002 Time Traveling The Playboy Master Chapter 263 Fatty Spring
Fang Zheng woke up and recited a good poem in a while. Even he couldn't help but praise him. (This book was reprinted on Literature Network)
After stretching, Fang Zheng sighed comfortably. Then he looked stunned and his eyes were dull, and he began to enjoy the happy daze.
The so-called dazedness means keeping your mind in a state of emptiedness, which is somewhat similar to the Buddhist saying "the spiritual platform is upright". However, for the sake of practice, Young Master Fang simply wants to experience the state of idiots. There are essential differences between the two.
These days, we went to the city defense army camp to inspect the city defense army. Since he killed the deputy general Chen Xin, Fang Zheng has established his power in the city defense army. Looking at the awe-inspiring eyes of the soldiers, Fang Zheng couldn't help but feel proud. However, he could only do it occasionally. If he wanted to hold the city defense army in his own hands, more importantly, he would be kind and powerful. Only with the help of kindness and power, the soldiers would return to their hearts.
So in the past few days, Fang Zheng spent a lot of money generously, paid military salaries to the soldiers, bought meat to improve food, or paid the families of the casualties, etc. Fang Zheng's practices quickly gained recognition from the soldiers. Now, although the soldiers of the City Defense Forces have not yet gone through fire and water, their favorability has increased greatly. At least the soldiers' eyes when they looked at him were no longer as cold as before, with a little warmth and smile in it, which is a good phenomenon.
Fang Zheng was happy, but others were unhappy.
The unhappy person was Du Songjun, the Minister of the Ministry of Revenue. Yesterday, Du Shangshu came to the door in person, took out a book of accounts, squeezed the folds on his face, and cried about Fang Zheng's recent big hand. Just by paying the salary to more than 50,000 soldiers of the city defense army, the treasury spent more than 100,000 taels of silver. This was not enough to cover Fang Zheng, sometimes generously patting the soldiers on their chests and saying, "Follow me. Have meat to eat."
Every time this sentence is said, it means that the treasury has to pay a sum of money to buy thousands of fat pigs to fulfill the promise Fang Zheng made to the soldiers improvised.
Looking at the increasingly empty treasury, Du Shangshu had the heart to kill Fang Zheng. The most hateful thing was that he didn't dare to offend this person, so he had to come to the door in person, crying and becoming poor as usual. Then Du Shangshu wiped his tears and bowed and begged Mr. Fang to take action and beg him to take a little stingy, and don't treat the treasury's silver as his favor and send it everywhere.
Fang Zheng was also embarrassed to see the shocking red words on the tent. Finally, he comforted Du Shangshu and said that money is something outside of his body. If he doesn't bring it in life, he won't take it away in death."
Shangshu Du was so angry that he couldn't breathe in his breath and almost shut up.
Things outside of your body? Why don’t you give me things outside of your body? People who stand and speak without back pain are so hateful!
In the end, Fang Zheng was defeated by Du Shangshu's tears, so he had to grit his teeth and take out 10,000 taels of silver notes from his arms. He said with a heartache that this was a little bit of his personal donation to the treasury. Du Shangshu received the silver notes and said goodbye with tears still unfulfilled.
Fang Zheng frowned and looked at the ten thousand taels of silver notes that Du Shangshu had taken away with great pain. He felt like a knife cut. Later, he thought that I had blackmailed tens of thousands of taels of silver from his son, and it was also necessary to donate ten thousand taels of silver. After thinking about this, Fang Zheng felt relieved again.
I just don’t know if Du Shangshu knew that the ten thousand taels of silver was his own, would he slap his bastard son to death?”
I woke up today and looked at the bright spring scenery outside the window. Fang Zheng was hesitating whether to go to the city defense army patrol again. Later, I thought, let it go. Every patrol was too expensive, and he couldn't control his mouth. If he was happy, he improvised and patted his chest and said, "Follow me, you have meat to eat." I guess Du Shangshu would come to the door with a knife and fight with him to the death. This would be not very wonderful.
The servant appeared at the door and saw Fang Zheng awakening, and hurriedly replied: "Young Master, come down from the Palace of Fu King."
Before he finished speaking, a fat figure as big as a ball flashed in very agilely, carrying the servants away with his butt, and then rushed to Fang Zheng as if he had moved in an instant.
Fang Zheng was stunned for a moment and looked closely. The person who came was the fat man, and he couldn't help but be surprised.
Fatty, the real person doesn't show his appearance. I didn't expect that he was so skillful. Could it be that he was also the real skill of escaping from his life?
Before Fang Zheng could speak, he saw the fat man's face was pale and sweating all over his head, not bothering to wipe it, his whole body was trembling as if he had been knocked on medicine, his lips trembling, and he threw himself to Fang Zheng's bedside and shouted: "Brother Fang! Save me! I'm dead, I'm going to die
Fang Zheng was shocked. Seeing that the fat man was as panicked as a dog, the crisis consciousness formed by escaping from death many times instantly lit up. So he quickly jumped out of bed, reached out to grab the fat man's collar and slapped under the table. At the same time, he shouted in a deep voice: "Guard! Guard! There is an assassin!"
Fang Zheng's yard was guarding many guards. Hearing Fang Zheng's screams, he immediately started to act. He divided dozens of people to guard the doors and windows of Fang Zheng's bedroom, and then whizzed, and many people also went up the roof. He occupied the commanding heights and the guards divided the labor in an orderly manner. It was obvious that they had already been pre-done, but although the incident happened suddenly, there was no panic.
Immediately afterwards, a gong was ringing in the Fang Mansion, and the screams of the guards came from all around: "There are assassins! Protect King Fu and Lord Fang! Spread out people to protect the family, hurry up!"
At the time, there were crowds of people in Fang Mansion, and hundreds of guards rushed from different places, and soon surrounded Fang Zheng's yard like an iron barrel. The guards drew out their weapons and were on guard on the pre-arranged place. The archers occupied the commanding heights, archers posed a bow and took the arrows, and searched for the enemy situation.
Fang Mansion instantly turned into a heavily guarded castle.
Inside the bedroom.
The fat man was shocked to see this and said, "Brother Fang, you misunderstood, I didn't mean that."
"Stop talking nonsense!" Fang Zheng said without hesitation. Seeing that the fat man struggled hard and refused to get into the table. He felt anxious and kicked the fat man's fat and thick big butt without hesitation. He kicked him in.
The fat man cried out: "Oh!"
Then I didn't know what I bumped into, and a dull sound came from the bottom of the table.
"Brother Fang, you really misunderstood." Oops!" The fat man was slamming his hands and kicking his feet under the table, constantly moving around. Fang Zheng was so angry that he stretched his legs in and kicked him again.
"Stop talking nonsense! Be honest under the table. Don't come out!"
"Brother Fang"
"I will beat you up when I move around again! I am heartless. There are so many people who protect you, but you are not cooperative!"
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Half an hour later.
The fat man had a few bruises on his face and sat at the table with awesome eyebrows.
Fang Zheng looked embarrassed and apologized to the guard commander who had not seen a hair on the assassin for a long time.
After the guard withdrew, Fang Zheng had a gloomy face. He sat beside the fat man, glared at him fiercely, and said angrily: "Brother Fatty, come to my house to play with me today, right? Look, it's so fun to make my house messy. "
The fat man pursed his mouth, like a young wife who was wronged, and said quietly: Didn’t I tell you that you misunderstood? Who told you to react so quickly! There was no chance to explain to me."
"Huh? I'm wrong? I shouldn't save you! Be careful, don't be like the old man who said, "The wolf is here, the little sheep-grazing kid. Play this trick a few more times, and see who will come to save you in the future."
The fat man's eyes lit up: "The wolf is here. What is the saying? Tell me, tell me."
"Have I not told you? Well, this story is very tortuous. There was a mould child who came to herding sheep before! Don't go off topic. Why would I tell you this? You said yourself, I came to my house today, and when I met, I said you were going to die. What do you mean? Didn't someone chase you?"
The fat man suddenly lost his face when he heard this, and cried and said, "Brother Fang" I'm dead, I'm going to die."
Fang Zheng lazily slidly and said carelessly: "I understand, I can see. Let me tell you what's going on first, and then die after I finish talking."
The fat man pursed his mouth, his eyes shone with excitement: "Brother Fang, I" my spring is here!"
"Spring?" Fang Zheng was stunned and subconsciously looked at the spring outside the window, and said dissatisfiedly: "Why is your spring? Spring is everyone's!"
The fat man shook his head and said, "No, I didn't mean that, I "me"
As he said that, the fat man looked at Fang Zheng embarrassedly, lowered his head shyly and said, "I" I fell in love with a girl, my spring is here."
Fang Zheng was stunned and stared at the shy fat man blankly, feeling chills in his heart.
"Your family has a concubine, two concubines, and several concubines. Now you come to me and tell me that you are in love with a girl?" Fang Zheng didn't understand for a moment.
The fat man raised his head, looked at the sky, and said a very classic saying: "That's not real."
Fang Zheng was shocked. Looking at the fat man with a springy face, he said in a flash: "So you came to my house and said you were going to die? Then he made my house so messy, just for this "true love?"
The fat man nodded shyly.
Fang Zheng was in tears.”
Literary and artistic accents are killing people!
"Brother Fang, I really like that girl who saw Fang Zheng's face was dull, and the fat man emphasized again: Really!"
Fang Zheng looked at the fat man who was as excited as if he had eaten a slaughter, and murmured: "The prince is going to rebel, the princes are busy fighting for power and throne, and all the troops are ready to move. You are now in love with a girl." What's wrong with these words?"
The fat man also knew that the time was very good, and it was too much to say that the love and love was so beautiful that he looked a little embarrassed.
Then the fat man seemed to think that pursuing personal happiness was not something shameful, so the fat man raised his chest again and said with confidence: "Someone told me that true love is great!"
"Which bastard said that?" Fang Zheng said with a gloomy face.
"Isn't this what you told me before your wedding with Li Dai'er?" The fat man smiled cunningly.
Fang Zheng was covered in black lines: "Not bad. It's true insight!"
Putting aside those fighting for fame and fortune for the time being, Fang Zheng looked at the fat man and sighed and said, "Tell me, who is that girl? Why did you fall in love with her?"
The fat man was so excited when he heard this, as if he had chicken blood. His eyes lit up: "That girl is a fairy who came down to earth! When I saw her, I was confused at that time. The two words can describe my feelings for her at that time. It's very good to have good luck."
If this guy becomes the emperor, he will definitely be a fool who only loves beauty but not the kingdom.
The fat man raised his head, and his fat and bloated face shone with holy light: "I went to drink flower wine that day. It was like a fate destined by heaven. I met her on Qin Zhunhe's painting boat. She was so charming and so,"
"Slow down! Wait a minute!" Fang Zheng said with a gloomy expression: "You went to Huazhi to drink flower wine to meet her? Who is she?"
The fat man said for granted: "She is the red card girl with fat paint, what's wrong?"
Fang Zheng swallowed with difficulty: "Nothing. Keep talking."
This fat man! He actually found out that he had a relationship with him,
"Then we met. She sat on the stage from afar, fiddling with the strings of the piano. My heart almost stopped dancing at that time." The fat man kept talking about his true love, dancing with joy and shame.
Fang Zheng looked at him in amazement, feeling mixed with emotion. What should I do? The fat man seemed to have completely unaware that it was now a critical period of life and death. At this moment, something "true love" suddenly popped up. Is this guy so careless?
"You said you like that girl, what do you like? Talk, temperament, beauty, or bed skills?" Fang Zheng had to ask.
The fat man stood up as if he was insulted when he heard this. His fat face turned red with anger, and his round chest kept rising and falling, and he accused loudly: "How can you slander her like this? She is like a goddess in my heart. I don't even dare to tell her, how could she defile her at all?"
Fang Zheng opened his eyes wide in shock: "You mean. You haven't said a word to her yet? You just look at her so far every day, not daring to get close?"
The fat man nodded affirmatively.
"Are you sure you really like her? It's not the hallucination of you drinking too much, right?" Fang Zheng said worriedly. The photo is sure! Every time I see her, I start to get fever in my head and body. After returning to the tip, I feel uncomfortable, lose my appetite, and irritability." The fat man's eyes are obsessed with, and he looks like a silly young man who is deeply in love.
Fang Zheng frowned and touched his chin and pondered: "According to the symptoms you mentioned, why do I feel like rabies?"
Fang Zheng touched the fat man and grabbed him: "Have you been bitten by a dog recently?"
The fat man's face became ugly: "Brother Fang, stop making trouble. I'm gone now and I just think about her every day, so you have to help me!"
"That's not simple. Isn't she a red card girl? Find the old Jiu of Huahang, spend money to redeem her and connect it to your mansion. You can get tired of it every day when you love her."
The fat man shook his head, and the fat on his face was like dough, swaying left and right.
"No," I went to ask Lao Jiu, and Lao Jiu said. The girl was unwilling to redeem herself, she, she." The fat man said, with a sad look on his face: She doesn't like me."
Fang Zheng opened his eyes wide: "Was that girl not sick? Who is willing to spend her whole life selling laughter in the kiln?"
The fat man looked at the round and round body of his body with grievance, and was very sad.
To be continued...