Chapter 263 The Divine Comedy "You Can't Beat Me!"(1/2)
Wu Hu sank into the coral reef, picked up the gray stone, swept away the mud and sand on the surface, revealing the uneven surface inside.
This irregular stone is the size of a basketball. The sharp-eyed one can see that it is not actually a real stone, but a large shellfish.
At this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room exclaimed, "What the hell is this?"
"Some kind of large shellfish!"
"This is a giant clam!"
"Tedacna? What?"
"A first-class protected animal in the ocean!"
"No! Fat Tiger wants to commit suicide again? The program team won't inform you?"
"Where is Fat Tiger still in the sea? How to notify?"
"Didn't it mean that giant clams are an endangered species? How can endangered species always be encountered by Fat Tiger? Didn't this turnover accidentally?"
"Who is the big brother, come out to teach you a lesson, thank you!"
"This should not be a giant clam, it is probably a saw-tool oyster."
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At this time, Wu Hu was also looking through the things in his hand. After looking at them for a while, he directly took the thing and the mackerel and floated towards the sea.
Not long after, he crawled out of the sea, holding the strange shell in one hand, and wiping the sea water on his face. The photographer next to him frowned and looked at him, looking at him with a look of wanting to speak but he was winking at Wu Hu, but Wu Hu didn't seem to see it.
Yue Nie Feng and Dawei brother on the shore couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when they saw Wu Hu floating on the water.
Wu Hu's snooping took only ten minutes. If Wu Hu hadn't told them about his snooping time when he went into the water before, they would probably have wanted to go down and take a look.
However, judging from the distance Wu Hu floated out of the water, it was obvious that he had swam to the deep sea area. This water quality was really not comparable to them.
No wonder this kid kept shouting that they would go home and enjoy life long ago.
However, when they watched Wu Hu go ashore with something in his arms, the helpless feeling soon disappeared and was replaced by curiosity and surprise.
Wu Hu not only held a strange-shaped shellfish in his arms, but also a big fish of seventy or eighty centimeters hung around his waist. That big fish was enough for them to have a hard meal.
At this moment, the two couldn't help but remember what Wu Hu said before, "There is a difference between not being saturated or not being full." Now it seems that the difference is really big!
"Fat Tiger, what kind of shellfish is this? Why does it look so strange?" Zhao Niefeng asked.
Brother Dawei said, "It should be some kind of oyster! I seem to have seen it before, but I can't remember what it is."
Wu Hu threw the thing on the beach, and the underwater photographer followed him, looking at the thing with close-up shots.
Wu Hu said: "This thing is a serrated oyster, which looks a bit like the first-class marine protected animal giant clam, but this is not that thing."
Wu Hu used a certain tone and did not dare to be careless at this time. He believed that if he said it in an uncertain tone, it would definitely be criticized by netizens.
At that time, netizens will still complain lightly, and it is very normal for them to be criticized by some social organizations or even reported by some people.
For example, in a later show, Wu Xuanyi's little sister was reported to eat the protected animal giant clam, but in fact it was a serrated oyster.
Wu Hu didn't want to be reported by others again. He was reported by others when he took care of the seabirds on his behalf. The host Hu Xiaotian told him in private.
This is another reason why he caught him alive after encountering King of Glasses.
Pay more attention to survival in the wild, because no one knows whether the dangers from nature are also lurking crises from society.
Wu Hu said, sat down on the ground, untied the mackerel on his waist, then took off his flippers, untied the spear, and then picked up the giant shells on the ground.
He handed the giant shell to the camera, pointed to the serrated teeth on it and said, "Serrated oysters and giant clams are actually quite easy to debate. Look at the serrated teeth on it and the corners, do they look sharper? The corners of giant clams are blunt, rounder, and look more like wavy lines. In addition, you can also look at their appearance. The appearance of giant clams will be accompanied by some convex thorns and algae, while the serrated oysters do not, which is much smoother. In addition, you can also look at their color. The color of giant clams is much brighter than that of serrated oysters..."
Wu Hu was "showing off" in front of the camera, and the underwater photographer next to him couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. He wanted to remind Wu Hu before, but Wu Hu didn't look at him and couldn't get his eyes. Although this was a bit suspicious of cheating, who said Fat Tiger was very popular? Fortunately, Wu Hu knew what he was doing, so he would not be uneasy because he wanted to cheat.
At the same time, netizens in the live broadcast room also breathed a sigh of relief for him, "I just said Fat Tiger doesn't look like that kind of ignorant!"
"Just after Baidu, I realized that the giant clams are so precious. What a pity, it's not that thing. I thought the fat tiger was about to be sent again!"
"Dispatch? Will it be sent to prison? Haha..."
"There are some more useful knowledge points."
"Who said it's useless? It can be used to pretend to be a competition! When eating with friends and colleagues, or even with girlfriends, isn't it the time for you to compete?"
"By the way, how much meat is there in such a big oyster?"
"This is hard to say. It may be that the meat inside is full, or it may be that the meat inside is less than two taels, it depends entirely on luck."
"Two liang? No! That looks at least a few pounds!"
"That thing is the shell weight. If it were me, I would exchange it directly for materials. Even if it was exchanged for five to one, it would be profitable."
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But it is obvious that Wu Hu had never thought of using it to exchange for supplies.
Although he could make it in one meal after exchange of the materials, he had never eaten such a large oyster before, so he wanted to try it.
Even though there may not be much meat inside, who told him to want to eat it!
If he is in the second group, he might also consider redemption.
At this time, Brother Dawei had put on his flippers and carried his spear gun into the water.
However, he did not go to the deep sea area, but instead circled in the shallow water area. He dived twice before getting a small fish that was thirty or forty centimeters up, and then handed the spear to Zhao Niefeng.
With this hunting efficiency, it would be strange if Wu Hu could regard them as his opponents.
Seeing Wu Hu sitting on the beach with a comfortable face, with his hands behind his back, Brother Dawei couldn't help laughing, "Fat Hu, what's your expression? Are you mocking me?"
Wu Hu shook his head, "I'm not mocking you, I'm mocking all the guys who want to compete with us for the championship. Last event, after seeing my diving strength, smart people should choose to give up! Staying here is just a humiliation, haha..."
In the live broadcast room between Wu Hu and Da Wei, countless netizens complained, "It's over, Fat Tiger is completely floating, you need to know that arrogance will be defeated!"
"It's hard for Fat Tiger to avoid floating when he sees Brother Dawei hunting so hard! Haha..."
"I will also float if it's me. The gap is too big. Brother Dawei's physical strength is not as strong as before!"
"Indeed, Fat Tiger's current physical strength is definitely a crushing level compared to theirs."
“为什么我想揍胖虎一顿呢?这副臭屁的样子,完全不知道什么叫尊老爱幼啊!”
"Do you want to say that Brother Dawei is old?"
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Looking at Wu Hu's arrogant look, Brother Dawei couldn't help but laugh and shook his head, but he still said stubbornly: "I admit that you are very good at diving, but we are not only me, but Su Su and the others! Fat Tiger, you are too proud, it's unknown who will win!"
"Hahaha... let's go all together! I'm not afraid at all!" After saying this, Wu Hu remembered the later Internet slutty song "You can't beat me!", so he continued to laugh, "You can't beat me! There is no way, I'm so powerful..."
Brother Dawei was speechless, "Fat Tiger, wait, wait for me to rest first, and come and learn your skills later!"
At this time, in the live broadcast room, countless netizens were despised by Wu Hu.
"Fat Tiger must be crazy. Don't he know that this is very hateful? Haha..."
"If possible, I want to strangle him to death now! That laughter is so cheap."
"Not giving face to seniors at all! What's wrong with Fat Tiger? This is?"
It was at this time that the Internet song had not appeared yet, otherwise everyone would understand why Wu Hu couldn't stop laughing at this time.
看到大威哥一副想揍他的模样,吴虎不由轻咳起来,“威哥你干啥呢?咱们这是荒岛生存节目,不是拍武打戏啊!要是我不小心把威哥你打坏了,那别人岂不是会说我不够尊老爱幼!”
"Don't you! You dare to scold me for being old, Fat Tiger, it's over, it's over!"
Brother Dawei showed off the sharp eyes and ferocious expression of the villain. Those who didn't know thought he was angry and wanted to deal with Wu Hu with force!
Although Wu Hu also saw that Brother Dawei was cooperating with him and joking with him, the expression of this villain was indeed a bit scary, and the villain's aura was too strong.
Naturally, Wu Hu couldn't fight with him, so as not to hurt each other. If he accidentally got the other party out, the joke would be a big deal.
So I have to find a step to let him down, "Brother, if I say, this is actually the lyrics of a funny song I wrote before, I wonder if you believe it?"
"Hey, hehe, do you think Brother Wei is so fooling?"
"That's really a lyrics of a song. If you don't believe me, I'll sing it to you!"
Then, when Wu Hu sang the slanderous song with his demonic laughter, Brother Dawei was stunned. After being stunned, all the netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing, "Damn! Fat Tiger is so naughty! Hahaha..."
“It sounds like I’m writing a game…”
"It's probably because Fat Tiger was beaten up in League of Legends, so I imagined such a song to brag about myself. I don't believe that he can show off like this with Yasuo!"
"Fat Tiger, come and face the wind!"
"My scalp is numb! Hahaha..."
"If this song is sung in front of others, you will be beaten!"
"Be confident and remove the word 'bar'!"
"I beg Fat Tiger to add melody to this song!"
"Same request! The program team, have you seen our demands? I consciously notify Fat Tiger! The audience's needs must be met. This is your service purpose, understand?"
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Brother Dawei didn't expect that Wu Hu would be so handsome and such a cheap song, so he had the pretense to sing it. Aren't he afraid of being beaten?
To be continued...