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Chapter 34

Li Fu cooperated very well because what he is best at in his life is to fence-bearing, and his kung fu is perfect. What surprised Yang Guang was that he easily resisted the secondary bleeding and severe pain after pulling out Yu Ruyi. Yang Guang casually bandaged him casually and walked freely. It seems that the castrated men are different, and they are really extremely endurance!

The imperial kitchen is not far from Li Fu's residence, and Yang Guang has changed into eunuch's outfit at this moment. He has made his face darker and his eyebrows thicker. His beard will definitely not be used. How can there be eunuchs with beards!

However, Li Fu, who was important to save his life, still couldn't recognize who he was. Xiao Tao noticed it because she was more familiar with Yang Guang or had some secret crushes and imaginations. Women's sixth sense is often very precise and scary.

The imperial kitchen is extremely busy. Because Yuwen Yun exercises a lot every night, he naturally eats a lot after getting up after the sun shines his butt. Although the emperor's appetite has been getting worse every day recently, the more he does this, the more he has to rack his brains to make delicious meals.

Today, what the emperor likes to eat is braised sea bass, fried mutton onion, steamed shrimp, and shredded ginger oysters. People with a little common sense know that these four dishes are all aphrodisiacs. It seems that Yuwen Yun really needs to make up for the amount of time he gets up at night. Such a guy either kills him or replenishes him. It’s a pity that he is going to be poisoned to death now!

Li Fu performed very well, and took Yang Guangda swaying into the smoke-filled imperial kitchen. He picked up the faults here and gave him two slaps in the face, which was exactly in line with his usual domineering style. As for the little eunuch following him, there was a little face, naturally no one noticed or dared to ask.

"Everyone is clumsy. You bastards are busy with state affairs all day long but you can't even cook a decent meal. You guys want to drink porridge, what about porridge? What is the pine flower mussel porridge, right? You guys are going to vomit when they drink this. Can you still drink it? They all let go of the miscellaneous family and let the new little Guizi give me some new things!"

With a pleasant cooperation, Yang Guang soon made a vegetable and fish porridge with a variety of colors, fragrance and flavor. The inside was full of colorful rice, vegetables and fish, and the taste was naturally quite delicious. Several chefs with deep qualifications couldn't help but give their thumbs up after tasting it. In fact, Yang Guang's first hobby in the army was to specialize in medical skills, and the second was to cook porridge, so it was easy for ordinary men to make eight-treasure porridge and vegetable porridge. Moreover, these ancient ingredients were much better than more than 1,000 years later. They were all pollution-free and pure natural and pure, so they should be as authentic as possible.

During this period, Li Fu was also very disciplined and had no extra small actions or ideas. Because before going out, Yang Guang gave him a special pill, which was said to be called a one-day death pill. Only he had a unique antidote, and Li Fu's youngest son outside also took this poison, so only when he walked out of the palace safely today, Li Fu and his youngest son could get the antidote and be safe and sound.

At this moment, Li Fu had no doubts about this, because even if he wanted to do it, he would never have expected that the person would dare to use a non-toxic and harmless pill to lie that the poison threatened him in the palace. But Yang Guang did this. This is his true face. Even if he disguised himself as a sneak into the palace and wanted to poison the emperor with his own strength, he would dare to play a unique flower job!

Yuwen Yun woke up dizzyly after yawning. Although he still had the ability to favor several concubines who were as beautiful as a flower in one night, he was getting tired of this kind of life. Moreover, he felt that there was a big problem with his body. Every day, he woke up at noon and felt confused and had a split headache. He found the best imperial physician to treat him, and still only prescribed some prescriptions for him and told him to have a good rest. But wasn't he resting well?

In his opinion, it is considered a good rest if he conquered more than three young beauties in one night, otherwise he would not even close his eyes and always feel that he had nothing to do. In other words, his needs for women before going to bed are just like ordinary people who must urinate and go to the bathroom before going to bed.

He reached out to touch the slippery body of the oriole singing and swallows beside him, and he felt satisfied. This is the emperor. All the beauties in the world belong to him. He can play whatever he wants!

But when he was lazily served by the concubines and put on his clothes, he felt annoyed again and had a split headache. At this moment, Li Fu, who was pinching the right time, shouted in a sharp voice, "Your Majesty, it's time to have a meal!"

Yuwen Yun was even more upset and waved his concubines to retreat, "What's the name? It's a ghost called early in the morning. I don't have the appetite, so let me pass it on!" Li Fu was not willing to let it go. He could do everything for his godson. Anyway, the emperor in front of him was a short-lived ghost. He died early and was entrusted to live...

"I'll tell you, today is different from the past. Today, I have specially prepared new tricks for you, Baihua Longmen White Rice Porridge..."

Of course, this name was Yang Guang's temporary slander, but Yuwen Yun immediately became interested when he heard it. He waved his hand and sent him to have a meal. The white rice porridge of Baihua Longmen was indeed interesting. The colorful look was refreshing and colorful. The scent of the fragrance that drifted into his nose made him unable to help but eat it immediately. The eunuchs and palace maids serving next to him were shocked. It has been a long time since Master Long lived and no one had to feed him today.

The emperor's natural style was very big when eating. The big dining table, yellow tablecloths, golden tableware, and various delicacies. Then the emperor's eyes saw that the little palace maid next to him would immediately pick it up and feed it carefully to his mouth.

"It's delicious, delicious, let's pass it on!" Yuwen Yun drank so much that he was like a farmer who hadn't eaten for three days. Yang Guang was ready to go forward with the white rice porridge himself.

But Yuwen Yun suddenly stopped drinking, "Where are you working for? Why haven't I seen you before?"

Yang Guang's heart skipped a beat, and he thought that he was such a lewd and indecent monarch, but his biggest characteristic was that the more critical the moment he could play, the more he could play something unique.

"Report to Master Long Live, the little little Guizi, I just entered the palace and am now serving Eunuch Li..."

Li Fu next to him also quickly followed and sang and covered up, "Your Majesty atones. This little Guizi is a fellow villager of Lao Nu. She has been smart and skillful since childhood..."

Yuwen Yun immediately laughed, "Okay, OK, Li Fu, you old man, really know how to flatter. Knowing that I have a bad appetite recently, I specially found a little eunuch who can cook. It seems that I really can't live without you, haha..."

This day, Yuwen Yun drank three big bowls of Baihua Longmen white rice porridge for the first time, which was the best he had eaten in the past half month. For this reason, he also rewarded Xiao Guizi with ten taels of gold. This kind of favor is rare in the palace.

Yang Guang immediately knelt down and thanked him, "Thank you for your reward, I wish you a long and prosperous spirit!" But he was scolding in his heart, "Grandma, even if the third brother kneels down and dies, you can be proud now, see how miserable you will die at night!"

Everything was completed smoothly as planned, but Yang Guang felt a great regret, that is, he could not see this bastard exhausted from the woman with his own eyes. He knelt for this bastard three times, and one of them was in a cold day outside the palace for nearly 3 hours, so he felt quite unbalanced until today!

What he used was naturally not arsenic, not a crane red, but a synthetic chronic poison that would induce people to suddenly die of heart attack during intense exercise! The most important thing is that it is difficult for contemporary imperial physicians to detect the toxins. Even if Yuwen Yun found that there was poison in his body, it was because he usually took too much tonic. It was related to his own destruction.

So the most exciting show was at night, but he had to leave the palace immediately.

Regarding Li Fu, he was already dead when he took Yang Guang back to his room and asked Yang Guang for the antidote. When the eunuch below discovered him, it was already the next morning, because before he entered, no one could go in without his orders.

Yang Guang used his shadow bodyguard skills to sneak out of Li Fu's room, took his beard and turned back to the original Xiao Guizi, then sneaked back to Tianyuan Palace, then woke up in the afternoon, and then sent out of the palace by Xiaotao with the five taels of silver rewarded by Empress Tianyuan.

But Xiaotao still felt familiar when he looked at his back and couldn't help asking, "You are a bit like someone..."

Yang Guang grinned and said meaningfully, "Please go back and tell the queen that she can sleep peacefully tonight. Tomorrow, when the sun rises, it will be a new day..."

Then he swaggered out of the palace!

Of course, Li Fu's youngest son did not threaten at all, but just borrowed a jade pendant he had with him. The children were always innocent, so he not only did not give him any poison but asked Xiao Heizi to spend money to hire someone to send him to Luoyang far away!
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