In the second year of the elephant in Emperor Jing of Northern Zhou Dynasty, in the early autumn of 580 AD, the fruits and melons and fruits in Qinchuan were fragrant and wheat waves rolled.

The imperial city of Chang'an is at dusk. The mansion of Duke Yang Jian of Sui crosses the courtyard eastward, as if it is like a fairyland in the world. His eyes are full of demonic peaches, which are so red that they are so intoxicating that they are so red that they are so tempting that they make people unable to help but their hearts beat faster and their spring hearts are floating.

However, it was a bit unsightly to see two fierce sword-wearing warriors standing at the door.

The second room in the courtyard was bright and candlelight. Inside the house was a young man in brocade clothes sat at the front of the mahogany desk. He was frowning with his brows and wide eyes, trying hard to gesture on the rice paper with a high-quality wolf howling brush.

After a long time, the boy sighed and threw the wolf pen to the ground angrily, cursing and swearing, "SHIT (dog shit)! I am the winner of the shadow medal of the highest honor in the Chinese shadow army. I am proficient in long fists and short blows, gun blasting, trap sniping, and guards killing, but what is this now? I actually asked me to use a brush to write homework? What international jokes do? Kill me, ah..."

But soon he bowed and picked up the brush, took a new piece of rice paper, took a deep breath, and began to write the homework assigned by Yang Jian, the Duke of Sui, whom he had just met for a day. In fact, it was copying Sun Tzu's Art of War. It is said that this is an elite education like him that only generals and tigers have the opportunity to receive!

Unfortunately, the young man was really useless to use a brush. Even though he was writing very slowly, he was still a ghost-painted talisman. Not to mention his new father Yang Jian, he even found the most famous handwriting identification master, the Grand Historian Ling Sima Wuchang, but could not recognize what it was.

However, the boy's irritability gradually calmed down, and even a slight smirk appeared on the corner of his mouth. More than an hour passed, and no matter whether he understood or not, he had finally finished writing it. The content is as follows:

I feel like I'm dead and even went to the eighteen levels of hell, but this bitch in life is a classic game that can torture you to death.

Today is the eighth day of the eighth month of 580 AD, the second day I came to this world. To be precise, it should not exceed 24 hours. But this year, not to mention mobile phone watches, even sundials, we can’t worry too much!

My name is Yang Guang, nicknamed Yang San, I am 20 years old this year. I was once the most outstanding shadow bodyguard in the shadow army of China. I just retired gloriously and chose to go to Chang'an Women's University to go to school while picking up girls.

But on the first day of the report, I forced my school beauties Zhang Lihua to kiss her. Before I could finish my sad life as a third brother, I was viciously traveled through time and traveled to a little boy in Northern Zhou with the same name and surname as me.

Wait, wait a moment, here I must first say a solemn greeting: Zhang Lihua, are you okay in Nanchen? If one day I find out that you are the woman who cursed me to death a thousand years later, I will definitely kill you first, then J, and then J, and then kill you, and the cycle will go on and on!

Huh, calm, calm, it’s not good to be anxious, one Pleasant Goat, two Pleasant Goat, three...

But calm down and think about it, this is actually not a bad thing. Anyway, more than 1,000 years later, I was alone and my whole family was not hungry. I was an orphan since I was a child. I have been through inhuman torture and training in the shadow army since I was a child!

Time travel is considered a disguised liberation for me, right? Moreover, it seems that I did too many good things in my previous life and became the famous Emperor Yang of Sui in history.

Haha, hahaha!

Ahem, wait, low-key, low-key, it seems that it is still in the Northern Zhou Dynasty. Even my son Yang Jian has not yet sat on the dragon throne. It will take a long time before I go to the stage of his second son.

If you want to talk about traveling through time, apart from his bloody identity, the third brother is so excited that he is this boy's shocking appearance. Anyway, I have never seen anything about Pan An, Song Yu, Murong Chong and Xue Shao, but now I am like this, Chow Yun-fat, Andy Lau, Tony Leung, Tony Wong, and Huang Xiaoming, are not good at all, and it is not enough to carry shoes to the third brother.

There are no glass mirrors these days, so I can only use bronze mirrors forcibly. When I looked at them, I was speechless. I could only curse at the mirror fiercely: His grandmother, how can others live like this? SHIT!

Just drool when you think about it, beauties, Zhang Lihua, Chen Rushui, Cai Ruoyu, Xiao Meiniang, Yun Zhaoxun, Hongfunu, Yuan Baoer, etc., don’t worry, the third brother will come to rescue you soon!

But I am now considering a very important question. Should I have something exciting? First, pull out Li Yuan, Li Shimin, Li Mi, Yu Wenhua, Yang Su, Yang Xuangan, Yang Liang, Dou Jiande and so on to burst out the anus, and then chop it and feed it to the dog. Let's see who can compete with me for the world?

But if the rules of time travel are unchangeable in history, then what's the use of me working hard?

Anyway, I am Yang Guang now, hehe, Yang Guang is destined to die in Jiangdu in 618, so what else can I do?

The greatest sorrow in life is not that people are still alive after spending money, but that people are alive but clearly know when they die. The whole life is restless and waiting for the moment they are taken away by black and white impermanence!

Damn it, I won’t surrender? At worst, isn’t it just going against the will of heaven? Isn’t it just dying again? A man must have some ideals when he lives!

So what if you do something unique? How about quelling the injustice of Emperor Yang of Sui, the great tyrant king of the ages? Well, this idea is really good. I am not a person who likes to talk nonsense. Compared to talking endlessly, I prefer to work hard, hehe!

What is the king who destroyed the country who killed his father and mother? What kind of construction is arbitrarily using people's power? What kind of waste is the seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards? What kind of bullshit, which emperor doesn't play with women? Which emperor doesn't build up a lot of construction? Which emperor doesn't kill people is not cold or ruthless?

What is Yang Guang? Yang Guang is actually a eternal emperor who is affectionate, righteous, handsome, romantic and passionate, can write a pen to the world, can be a martial arts master to determine the world, and has ideals, ambitions, abilities and courage!
Chapter completed!