Chapter 116 The Monk Wants to Be Worshiped
As the saying goes, being with a king is like being with a tiger. Every person who achieves great causes is cruel and ruthless, at least he has a decisive and killing side, otherwise he will never achieve anything big.
History has proved that fists are the hard truth again and again. If you stop, you will suffer from chaos. If you stop, you will suffer from future troubles.
The monk has always been confident in his transcendent strength and has never taken Yang Guang seriously. But now his heart is sinking, and he has to rethink and face the second young master in front of him.
"Haha, kill a peerless beauty? The monk thinks that's not what the second young master does. If this is true, the second young master would not protect Queen Tianzuo like this..."
The monk began to fight with Yang Guang's wits and courage. Yang Guang also knew that this brave monk Hua would never give up easily on Zhang Lihua's issue, otherwise he would not be the first demon Yuan Tiangang in the ages!
"Monkey Hua, you are wrong. Master, I am not going to kill women, but I am not going to kill women who should not be killed. Queen Tianzuo has been misunderstood and despised and thrown into dust, but is she really wrong? She is just a poor woman who even loses the courage to survive. Does a seven-foot man want to kill such a woman? Can kill Queen Tianzuo show my masculinity?"
"Women are men's accessories, but shouldn't men protect their accessories first? After playing around, they can abandon or even kill them? I, at least, can't do it! Regarding Zhang Lihua, I want to kill them, you don't have to know the specific reason, because she is definitely not a pitiful and helpless weak woman like Queen Tianzuo!"
Yang Guang was full of energy and was not dragged on. He could explain what he should not explain what he should not explain. The monk couldn't help but be a little impressed. However, he was the most romantic celebrity in the world. No matter how outstanding the second young master was, he would not admit it, and closed his eyes and refused to admit it.
So he stopped talking, that means you are the second young master and you are a big mouth, so you continue to say, "Anyway, I can't express my objection, but I can't shut up and pretend to be mute?"
This is a silent resistance, sometimes even more effective than intense words.
But when this trick was used by Yang Guang, the monk miscalculated. Yang Guang didn't care about any bullshit resistance. He reached out to touch his big bald head who had recovered from human temperature. "If you don't say anything, I will act as your default, haha."
The monk knew that he was shameless and the second young master was even more shameless, and he whispered, "Second Young Master, the monk knew that you didn't believe in monks until now, and he didn't believe that monks could really make calculations, but this is true, and it was born to bring it. So if the second young master wants to keep me by his side and work hard, he has to give some affordable things occasionally. Monk, I don't like money and money, and monks have the only hobbies of Buddha and beauty. Buddha monks go to serve him by themselves. Don't rob one of them when you see one. You have to leave a few for the monks, right?"
What the monk said was not unreasonable, so Yang Guang hugged the monk's shoulder and said, "Look, you have lost weight, it's so hard. You like beauties, you have already told the young master that you have introduced you to a group of beauties. Let's do this, you've traveled thousands of miles to get such a big night pearl. How about the young master from Yingbin Tower to ask a few girls to accompany you in the evening? Is three enough? But only five, haha, I know you have good physical strength, otherwise the young master would just pack a layer of girls for you. How about it?"
The monk despised Yang Guang's behavior very much, so he immediately expressed his dissatisfaction, "Second Young Master, you are wrong. Those vulgar monks look down on me, don't forget that the monk is the most romantic celebrity in the world. Besides, I have traveled to the country since I was 15 years old and have traveled to almost all the best brothels and brothels in all countries and regions. Occasionally, I can meet someone with both talent and beauty, but that requires a lot of luck. There is one in the Yingbin Building in the Imperial City, but suddenly disappeared and retreated to the world. I must have elopeed with my lover in my heart, haha. It is said that the boss Song of Yingbin Building was so angry that he vomited blood and vowed to catch the bitch back and soaked the pig cage, haha."
Yang Guang was happy to listen, "Hey, monk, so you are very familiar with brothel owners from all over the country?"
The monk shook his head, "Of course not. The monk only makes friends with a good boss, and the rest of the monks are too lazy to care. The monk is so busy every day and still has to serve the Buddha, Namo Amitabha..."
Yang Guang actually liked this monk more and more from the bottom of his heart, because he never felt that he was the most shameless, and he had a companion in his heart. He imagined that one day he could go to the brothel to play the top cards with the monk, which would be so satisfying.
Sometimes he even wants to be this second young master and go out to have fun with monks and stomp people around the world to pick up girls and hunt for beauty.
If you are brothers in this life, this will be pleasant to hear.
"Just leave the things that serve the Buddha to you monks, can you leave the things that pick up girls to the young master? If you don't accept it, I will compete with you fairly next time to see who will succeed in the end? But the young master will tell you seriously, Zhang Lihua can't do it, absolutely not! If you touch her, it means that our relationship will not be able to continue in the future. I understand?"
The monk was always wondering what happened to the Second Young Master and Zhang Lihua and how he knew about it. But he couldn't tell the truth by throwing a few turtle shells. He could only guess and think with his brain, but no matter how he guessed, he felt that the Second Young Master was unauthorized, and he must have cheated him.
How could he know Zhang Lihua? No matter how you think about it, he must have heard that Zhang Meiren’s name first took this pit. Humph, if you say that you will give up, then you will give up? That would be his monk!
"Hehe, actually, the monk hit it off with the second young master at first sight. What if the young master didn't dislike the monk, could he become a brother of the opposite sex with the second young master?"
When the monk said this, his eyes were shining, his smile was slutty, and he rubbed his hands.
Yang Guang quickly dodged and avoided, "Get out, have you heard of any monk worshipping men? Are you lying in a temple or 0 paths?"
The monk defended disdainfully, "Do you think the Buddha is not a gangster?"
Yang Guang was choked. He was really ignorant. He really didn't know that Buddha was born in a gangster. He only knew that Buddha was originally a noble prince. He couldn't stand the suffering of the people and was willing to give up the throne to save all sentient beings.
But has this Buddha really been in the underworld?
This is so amazing!
Chapter completed!