"Dear teachers, classmates ..."

"In this picturesque golden autumn season ... Here, I represent the Tower of Ivory, representing the teaching and research room ... Looking back on the past year ... we have achieved ... looking forward to the future time ... as the principal, I have a dream ..."

"As the new school year is about to start ..."

"Classmates, I hope ..."

"Next, I will focus on a few more ..."

In a solemn atmosphere, in the hall of the school, the opening ceremony has reached the final stage.

The atmosphere is not serious, the ritual is not solemn, the process is not rigorous, and the speech on the stage is not exciting and solemn, but the only problem is ...

In the crowd, Huai Shi looked blankly, looking at everyone, looking at everyone's serious look, it was difficult to understand.

When he looked at the stage, he saw a huge monkey wearing a suit standing on the podium and was seriously publishing his principal speech.

From time to time, I still have a banana ...

monkey?

monkey!

Huai Shi's eyes twitched, looking around, trying to find anyone who was as surprised and shocked as himself, but everyone's expression was serious.

It seems that he doesn't care about his principal at all.

Every new student stared at the stage with expectations, listening to the teaching of the principal, and was intoxicated in this wonderful speech and speech.

There were even people crying and crying, taking out the mobile phone to quietly record. From time to time, raised his sleeves and wiped his tears, choked and sighed: "It's so good, it's really good."

Where is this fuck!

This is no different from the principal's speech in my high school!

And don't you care about it?

The principal is a monkey! It is a monkey! There is a monkey wearing a suit standing on the stage and talking to you!

Huai Shi's face is green.

I don't know if the world suddenly became a punk style, or was there a problem with his mind.

He opened his mouth several times, and he wanted to speak, and it was difficult to understand what was going on in the scene in front of him. Finally, he finally gathered the courage to look at Ye Su next to him.

This is ... what's the matter? "

"Huh? The principal has some stubborn, normal." Ye Su calmly waved his hand: "After his mouth is dry, just be fine, don't care."

"But ... but ..." Huai Shi felt that he was about to go out, "He ... he ..."

"Below, I will introduce a new friend, a young man who I have high hopes, that is, the teacher Huai Shi who will host classical music appreciation in the next year !!!"

On the podium, the old monkey shouted with eyebrows, and suddenly reached out, pointing to the young man with mental retardation on the teacher's seat.

Everyone saw the too young and excessive man among the crowd for a moment.

Before he noticed him, he seemed to be integrated with the shadow, and he was not abrupt, and he was unbelievable. When he noticed that he was sitting there, he could no longer ignore his existence.

The kind of mysterious charm that is completely different from others, as if with the abyss with gravity, seems to firmly absorb people's sight on themselves.

Among everyone's mistakes, only Huai Shi's expression is still calm.

The waves are not shocked.

It seems that the person said on the podium is not yourself.

He hasn't responded at all.

I am immersed in the principal, a monkey, you don't care about it!

"Come, Mr. Huai Shi, come on stage! Let everyone take a look ... The young people now are really young and make people sigh." On the podium, the old monkey called enthusiastically.

It seemed to be on the podium like a dreamy, and Huai Shi looked at the principal in front of the spotlight.

Indeed ... is the monkey right.

This shiny golden hair, as well as this ... emmm, red butt.

Why is a monkey?

In the endless praise of the principal, Huai Shi has begun to doubt life -is this dream? Or does it mean that I have not woke up?

Yes, how can this astronomical association be a teacher?

It's all hallucinations, haha, hallucinations.

As a result, the calm and cold face showed a smile in the gaze of everyone, holding the dream bubbles in front of him.

He even waved his hands to the students under the stage.

Do you have to do if you have a dream, don't wake up!

After a good praise, Huai Shi walked down the podium like a sleepwalking, and began to think about how to wake up from this dream of seeing ghosts.

Until the end, in the enthusiastic applause of everyone, the opening ceremony was officially ended, and Huai Shi opened his eyes on his bed as he imagined.

At this time, he panicked ...

Mom?

What happened to it?

Did you still go to the podium and shook a circle and waved back to everyone?

What kind of ghost is it?

"Wow, teacher, you look like the thief just now."

After the meeting, Lin Jiujiu came over and looked at Huai Poems that still didn't remember in his position. I didn't know what happened: "The principal seems to value you particularly, so it will give you a momentum."

Huai Shi watched the Linzhong House in front of him suspiciously, so that Xiao Jiu was stunned, and he didn't know where he said something.

"House, you ..." Huai Shi asked tentatively: "What do you think of the principal?"

Lin Jiuxin thought for a long time, and said with emotion: "The principal, I can't see that it will be so young, more kind than I think."

Young?

How did you see this kind of thing from an old monkey?

"And the hairstyle is very good, although it is a bit white, but the shape is good." Lin Jiujiao said: "The beard is also very stylish."

Wait, is an old monkey hairstyle and beard?

Huai Shi widened his eyes, and finally realized that it was wrong: "Wait a minute, you describe me for me, the principal's appearance and dress."

"Um?"

Although I don't understand what Huai Shi means, he still said realizing: "It looks like a little in his forties, his hair is pale, the beard is very good, the style of the eyes is very trendy, and I feel that the slim robe is really really the robe.

I have a taste -you see, when you are on stage, I also took a picture. "

He turned on the phone and handed the screen over.

Huai Shi is speechless.

I don't mention it in the photo, but next to it ... Isn't it a old monkey?

Huai Shi grabbed his hair angrily and recalled what he just looked like. I didn't know where I was played by the principal again ... That Pharaoh Eight Eggs!

Counting the diploma and the dilutes of the tool person, this is the third time he teased him! But everyone feels that the principal is carrying the backward advance, so that he can not vomit the old blood.

With a long sigh, you can only read a few words in his heart for thirty years of Hexi. He tried to win.

"Life is really full of difficulties."

He sighed with a long voice, patted Xiao 19's shoulders.

Lin Zhongzhong's face was aggressive, I don't know what happened.

Seeing that Huai Shi got up, I puzzled: "Where are you going? Do you take the students? I can help."

"Go to the toilet."

Huai Shi rolled his eyes and looked back at him: "Do you want to help me help me?"

Little 19 hesitated.

As if considering ...

Huai Shi became increasingly helpless, waved his hand, and motioned him to wait outside the auditorium. Then he felt that he was so embarrassed that he was sighing.

Then I met someone outside of the toilet.

Vice President.

The costume of the vice president is not as seen in the stars, wearing a robe, ancient and solemn. Instead, wearing a set of light -colored striped suits, it looks a lot of kind, but the face is as unchanged for thousands of years.

Calm calm.

It can be called dignified manner.

If it wasn't for Huai Shi to stand firmly, he saw his painting back ... Presumably, the expression of the two of them would be more harmonious.
To be continued...