"Name?"

"Huaishou."

"age?"

"Seventeen."

"Very young."

In the offices of some days, the "kitten" sitting opposite me was watching Huai Shi.

To be precise, it was a middle-aged man who was wrapped in a ragdoll. He didn't know how long it took for the ragdoll to be dirty, and the user didn't care at all. He sat inside and smoked cigarettes, and from time to time he poked a hand out of the kitten's mouth to squirt the ashes.

So, smoke emerged from under the kitten's two eyeballs.

Mom, are you going to become an immortal...

Since he came to this place, he was taken directly into the office with his badge and accepted an interview with the "Kitten" manager, which looked exactly like the sign of the Kitten Paradise.

Huai Shi looked at the tables covered with the room.

I looked at the light bulbs covered with spider webs on my head, and the pile of quick-food garbage in the corner. I couldn't help but hold my breath in the faint smell of sweat.

I always feel that this broken amusement park is about to go bankrupt!

Is it really promising to come here to work?

I really don't understand what this task is going on.

The kitten looked at Huai Shi for a long time and suddenly said, "Why are you so unfaithful at a young age to apply for the job?"

"Ah?" Huai Shi was stunned.

I heard that Yingzhou people are very perverted and have to ask many tricky questions during the interview. He also prepared a lot of answers along the way, but he didn't expect to throw this sentence to the person.

He can't answer.

"Well, I don't care."

The kitten smoked, and then poked his hand out of his mouth and bounced the ashes, like an old salted fish: "According to the discussion with those guys, we will not refuse those who come to apply with badges, so you don't have to worry about us not accepting you... Anyway, everyone works for love and dreams, and we will not be responsible even if there is an injury."

Hello, have you said something particularly heartless?

"It is common to work with thick dolls in hot days. Even if you faint from the heat, you can't take it off, otherwise you will scare the children. Eighteen hours of high-intensity work a day and have to deal with the difficulties of arrogant customers. You are tired of occupational diseases at the age of 30, but you have to squeeze out a smile to realize the wishes of customers when you cry. This is the lewd taste of staff's job!"

No, you are just simply squeezing the poor ordinary employees!

"But you have better luck, so you don't have to work so hard."

The kitten snatched the cigarette butts in the hill of the ashtray and threw it over a tattered form: "That little guy Hirata occasionally sends a lot of fish here. The people they recommend should be fine. Besides, I see that you are so angry and murderous intent are full of wild animals. You seem to be very capable. You can choose a place yourself."

"Well……"

Huai Shi looked down at several strange job positions and was confused: "Thunder struck the mountains? The huge world? The pit in the deep center of the earth... What kind of job is this?"

"Don't you know?"

The kitten's tone became helpless, "Oh, according to the words of the people outside you, it should be called the Resurrection Game.

The rash and unruly outsiders made trouble without following the rules and were beaten up by local gangs. Those who were not dead were sent here to watch our performance, huh, yes, your performance.”

"What then?" Huai Shi asked: "I will play the piano, perform a show, and then everyone will have a happy day?"

"That's it...it's weird!"

"The mission of tourists is so-called eating, drinking and having fun." The kitten sneered and explained: "The guy who can finish all the events in our amusement park today will just treat him as he has the qualification to return to the competition and can be released to continue to make trouble. There is no way for those who die here and they will completely leave the venue.

"Then my job..." Huai Shi felt a bad premonition.

"I don't understand enough, do you guys?"

A trace of malicious intention was clearly revealed behind the kitten's eye hole: "No matter what position you work, what method you use, or what kind of ghost program you perform, kill all the tourists in your venue. The faster the better, the more miserable the better, and the more...

This is your job. The better your performance, the higher your salary you get and the more opportunities you get to get. Am I explaining it clearly enough?"

"Well……"

Huai Shi asked the last question, "What if I was killed?"

"Then your qualifications to participate must be made available to tourists."

The kitten shrugged, then raised the puppet's claws and patted the table, approached, and looked like a big brother's tone: "Hey, since you have received the badge I sent out, let alone as a recruiting employee, let alone the seniors will not take you. While the group of cousins ​​have not taken up a good place, choose the best position and let me take a look..."

He looked down at the map on the table, suddenly reached out and patted: "It's here, it's the best here, and there are more than a dozen old employees who can assign them to you."

"Evil Spirit...an Ancient Castle?"

Huai Shi read out the meaning of the number on the map word by word, and looked up and asked, "That is to say... I want to run a haunted house?"

"right."

The kitten was very satisfied with his understanding of this kind, and pointed at him and said, "You have a horror house!"

“…”

I don't know why, but I always feel that he seems to have said something extraordinary.

Even the Book of Destiny felt the horror in the words and trembled subtly.

"Don't you like this title?"

The kitten glanced at him in confusion, "Okay, let's change you... The operation is such a weird and terrifying place, I'll call you a mysterious one..."

"etc!"

The Book of Destiny was trembling even more violently, and Huai Shi quickly raised her hand: "Change another one."

"This is not OK, that is not OK. You guy is really hard to deal with. Since you have officially joined the company, you will be called a full-time senior..."

"Brother, please stop messing with me?"

"That's the best..."

"No matter what you don't care about, what's wrong with me!"

"Ah, I thought you were married to Hirata's house. Now it seems that you are not a shame to the man?"

"Please don't put me as a scumbag role without authorization? Also, you're getting too far!"

"Okay OK."

The kitten scratched his chin and sighed helplessly: "Since you don't want to, I won't meddle in other people's business."

As he said that, he turned his head away and looked at the 'big brother' beside Huai Shi who had been ignored by his younger brother and him for a long time, and said casually, "As for you..."

As he spoke, he paused and suddenly looked up.

Looking at the original photo, the kitten took a breath of air conditioning, as if shocked: "A person with this talent hasn't been met for many years!"

"Um?"

Yuan Zhao was stunned, but soon, her eyebrows slowly raised.

He knew that his uncensored jade was so earth-shaking that even the monster on the opposite side, who was unknown, was shocked.

The cat looked at him and said seriously: "You can see that you should be very experienced in using long weapons, right?"

"That's it! A little cold light arrives first, and then the gun is out, do you know that?!"

"So awesome?"

The kitten was overjoyed: "If you have fast speed, how about your strength?"

"You know that it's strong and powerful?" Yuan Zhao raised her thumb and pointed at her nose: "I'm talking about it!"

Beside him, Huai Shi, who always felt that there was a ghost, couldn't help but shake her head: After being praised by the kitten for a few words, this little ghost was almost floating into the sky... Do you really think that such a bloodless capitalist would have a daughter to marry you?

"Young people are so good, and their achievements are limitless in the future!"

As he said that, the cat lifted up a shovel, stuffed it into Yuan Zhao's hand, and said sincerely: "Seeing that you are young and have diligent hands and feet, stay here to shovel cat litter for me."

"What?"

Yuan Zhao was holding the shovel, stunned.

"I feel a little embarrassed to say that I have some dysentery these two days. I use a little bit of cat litter..." The cat pointed to the hill where countless mosquitoes and flies rose and fell outside the window, "Did you see that little earthblock? That is, your job is to shovel it before sunset... Come on, you can."

As he said, waved.

The original photo inside suddenly disappeared. The next moment, he screamed and fell from the sky from the outside and fell into the cat litter...

"Thorough."

Huai Shi couldn't help but shrink her neck back, and she sympathized with this little devil from the bottom of her heart.

The kitten was already sitting on the chair, lit a cigarette happily, threw a sign into Huai Shi's arms, and waved and shouted: "Next!"

The door was pushed open, and the candidate waiting outside walked in.

But this time, without the face of the Hirata family, the kitten became impatient: "Where did the surname come from, what is it? What kind of job does it do?"

Before the visitor could reply, he heard Huai Shi's shocked voice: "Why is it you!"

"I want to ask..."
To be continued...