Chapter 1 Rebirth of Liu Xie(1/2)
"Brother Ma, the judge said we have a missed child again! The boy who was just detained has not yet ended his life and has eighty years to live!" Niu Tou touched the horns and muttered to the horse-faced brother with a donkey face.
Brother Mama took the old Wannen Donkey Face, thought for a while, and said, "This is simple. Let's go and tell the judge and send the boy to the Hall of Reincarnation and kick him in the butt!"
"But Brother Ma, we have done this many times. Every time we do this, these people have not registered with Meng Po's office, and they have rewrite the history in a mess. The Emperor of Hell has already realized it! Will it be inappropriate to do this?"
"Yeah! What's this? Just say that the reincarnation system has failed and someone takes the opportunity to smuggle it! What's the matter with us? As long as the person involved doesn't yell, it's OK!"
"Then what benefits should we give him this time? We don't have many treasures anymore. We have to respect Shangguan and appease these parties involved!"
Brother Mamama pulled his donkey face and said, "This is even simpler. Let's go back and ask that boy to go back to the world and burn more money for us! Isn't there an old saying in the world? - The wool comes from the sheep!"
"What's there with Brother Ma? Lao Niu, I only have a Dragon Soul Pill here!"
"Dragon Soul Pill, hey, this is a good treasure! Although it can only strengthen our souls, it can wash our muscles and marrows against Yang people, condense the dragon energy of heaven and earth, and then become as strong as a dragon, with dragon spirit and tiger energy... I just happen to have a dragon energy. If I use it with the Dragon Soul Pill, it is really a combination of heaven! If this guy gets them, he must be reincarnated as an emperor. Looking back can bring us countless benefits! Let's go and talk to the boy, but I don't believe this boy is not moved!"
"Can these two treasures really make me as powerful as a dragon, and I can't fall down? Can I still go back to ancient times to be an emperor?" Liu Jie looked at these two unreliable brothers with some disbelief. Can you even be detained by a soul? Can you guarantee that there will be no other missed sons? But I think of the scene that Brother Niu Tou and Mama Face showed him... that is, his body in the living has been burned! In this way, there are actually not many choices left for him.
"It's true! I can swear in the name of the King of Hell." The bull head touched the horns and said confidently.
Liu Jie thought about it and shook his head and said, "No, it's not possible. It is recorded in the Book of Life and Death that I have eighty years of life left. If I return to ancient times and become an emperor and accidentally be chased by someone, what should I do? Brothers, do you have the Nine Yang Divine Arts for me to learn?"
"No!"
"What about the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms?"
"No!"
"Then there is always an Yijin Sutra? This is Buddhist martial arts. As a relevant department of Buddhism, you will not have one!"
"We are ghosts and gods, what's the use of that thing?"
"Do you have search systems such as Baidu and Gu?"
"No, no, no... nothing! Do you want to go?" Brother Niuto's ox face was already chasing Brother Ma's donkey face!
Finally, Brother Mama came forward and said, "Boy, you don't have to worry. With these two treasures we gave you, no matter what martial arts you learn in the future, you will be able to learn it as soon as you learn it. You will be reborn as a family of emperors. Will you still not find the best martial arts for you to learn?"
"How about Brother Ma, how about you teach me a wall-walking technique?"
"..." The horse-faced horse face twitched and said with a smile: "This is a natural ability of ghosts and gods. I can't teach you!"
"Where is the perspective eye?"
"We haven't even learned it ourselves!"
"..." Liu Jie secretly complained to himself, this ox-headed and horse-faced brother is so bad!
At this time, Ma Mian pulled Niu Tou and walked to the side. Niu Tou muttered: "Brother Ma, don't you still have a dragon bone soul-catching spear that was refined last time? Although that thing is a useless remnant in our hands, when we arrive in the world, it is a real magic weapon! Why not give it to him and quickly send this guy away so as not to leak the news. Well, Lao Niu, I have a set of overlord gunshots used by King Chu to please Lao Niu, let him go together!"
So, Liu Jie was fooled by the cowhead and horse face to go to the Reincarnation Hall, and then with these two irresponsible guys kicked, he took the three treasures and a set of marksmanship, and disappeared into the Reincarnation Dao. As a result, he could only hear his voice "I want to complain" coming from the Reincarnation Dao.
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"I want to complain! I want to complain! I want to..."
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty... Thank God for the gift! Thank you for the holy virtue of Emperor Gaozu! Your Majesty, you have finally woken up. What do you want? Stay in a stay? Oh no, Your Majesty, if you have to endure for a while, Huayin will soon arrive. When I arrive at Huayin, Your Majesty will rest!"
Liu Jie's eyes rolled and looked around, and he found that he was lying on a TV before he could see the carriage. Many people around him were staring at him with joy. These people were wearing red and black ancient robes, tall crowns, unshaven beards, and dressed in ancient costumes.
Behind these people were circles of armored soldiers wearing helmets, but the armored helmets were scattered, the spear was crooked, and the look was like "I am a deserter."
"Your Majesty is awake, Your Majesty is awake, thank God, thank God! If God does not destroy my great man, I will not destroy my great man!"
Listening to the sounds of "I am a great man if I don't die" around him, Liu Jie felt his head hurt again.
He didn't expect that he had just done a good thing and had not received the Good Citizen Award, he was directly taken to the underworld by the irresponsible bull-headed and horse-faced brother. As a result, for the temptation of the "emperor" in their mouths, he took three so-called treasures and a set of marksmanship into his soul, and was kicked into the cycle of reincarnation without giving him the opportunity to carefully select dynasty and identity... The most hateful thing is that he became an emperor, but this emperor...
Nick! This is Liu Xie, the king of the devastated country! Although his name is Liu Jie, this Liu Jie is not that Liu Xie! You can’t do this!
Liu Jie wanted to cry without tears, oh no, now he should be called Liu Xie! Although he does not have a deep understanding of the history of the Three Kingdoms, he has read a lot of Romance of the Three Kingdoms!
If he was beaten out of his mother's womb, he might have a chance to turn the world around, but... Nimmy! It's been two years since Xingping! Liu Xie ran back to Luoyang from Chang'an. If he arrived in Luoyang and fell into Cao Cao's hands, his emperor would have become a "cage dragon".
I'll give you a XX! Brother Niu Tou Horse Face, do you dare to be more responsible? Although the emperor is good, what's the good of a king who is destroyed? What's the point of being an emperor who can't even protect his wife and children? Liu Xie scolded the irresponsible brother Niu Tou Horse Face in his heart.
clang...
Just as Liu Xie was secretly cursing the bull-headed and horse-faced faces, suddenly, a red light fell from the sky, with a majestic momentum, directly hitting the migrating army. For a moment, the earth was shaking, the strong wind was blowing everywhere, and the dust was flying, causing people to overturn.
After being shocked by this momentum, almost all the horses lie on the ground and cry out in tears.
People were panicked and frightened, shouting and dodging the sweeping energy, but it was just in vain. But soon everyone discovered that although the energy energy was solemn and murderous, it did not hurt them at all.
It was not until the strong wind disappeared and the blood-red gun in the strong wind was revealed that everyone breathed a sigh of relief. But they were secretly amazed in their hearts, how could the blood gun that was dropped from the sky stop here? Why did this blood gun that fell from the sky stop by only three feet into the ground? Could it be that this was really the appearance of Emperor Gaozu and God's gift?
So, someone ran to report this matter to His Majesty, while someone went to find someone who was looking for the qi and asked them to calculate whether this bloody gun came from the sky was a blessing or a disaster!
At this time, Liu Xie was gradually blending with the original Liu Xie's memory. But soon, Liu Xie felt his whole body hurt so much that he could not lift it up. Although his feelings were clear and the spiritual platform was clear, his eyelids were so heavy that he could not lift it up at all.
The accompanying imperial physician was shocked when he saw that layers of dirty oil and dirt were overflowing on the surface of Liu Xie's body. However, after taking Liu Xie's pulse, he breathed a little relieved. He was very puzzled why this abnormal thing happened to Liu Xie?
Only when someone wiped Liu Xie's body and removed the dirt, he would take his pulse from time to time, hoping that there would be no more demon moths.
Two hours later, Liu Xie woke up from the bone-eating state, got up, yawned and stretched. The bones in his body actually crackled like burning beans under his slight movement. The imperial physician next to him was so scared that he and the woman who served him were dumbfounded.
"Emperor... Emperor, are you... okay? You... you seem to have grown taller!" the woman covered her mouth and said.
Hearing the woman say this, the imperial physician came to his senses and looked at Liu Xie up and down. Although Liu Xie was still sitting, the imperial physician nodded and said, "What the queen said is so strange! Could it be that Emperor Gaozu Xianyou? If Emperor Gaozu Xianyou did not have such a miracle, how could such a miracle happen to His Majesty?"
Liu Xie looked at the woman next to him and it was indeed very beautiful! He was not old, probably only fifteen or sixteen years old, with his skin as snow, his eyebrows as distant mountains, and his eyes as autumn water. He had a sense of weakness that made people involuntarily pity him. Although he was only fifteen or sixteen years old, in Liu Xie's eyes today, he was just a girl, but there was a charm between his eyebrows that was a young woman, which added a unique attraction.
This man is his queen Fu Shou, known in history as Queen Fu. If you think about it carefully, Queen Fu is only sixteen years old now, and he is only fifteen years old.
But thinking about the tragedy of Queen Fu and her two future sons being killed by Cao Cao later, Liu Xie had another headache!
Seeing the surprise of the Imperial Doctor and Queen Fu, Liu Xie had to make up a lie and said, "I just had a dream. I dreamed that a red light fell on me, making my body as if it was burned, as if it was painful, not painful, not itchy... In the red light, I seemed to see the figure of Emperor Gaozu, sometimes clear and sometimes blurry, and I didn't know what it was..." He waved his arm and felt that his strength had increased a lot. He ignored the stunned Queen Fu and the Imperial Doctor and asked, "Is I really much taller than before?"
Queen Fu said blankly: "It's not only tall, but also strong!" She had the most say in this. But after saying this, she blushed. Because there were outsiders next to her, she was really rude to say these things she shouldn't say here.
However, the imperial physician did not think it was offended, so he knelt down to Liu Xie and shouted: "Great Emperor Gaozu showed his spirit, and Gaozu showed his spirit! What Your Majesty dreamed must be like Emperor Gaozu, and the Red Emperor descended to the body! It was only when the Majesty came to report, and suddenly the blood spear came from the sky. Thinking about what Your Majesty dreamed about, it must be that Emperor Luosu! The Red Emperor came again, and the Han Dynasty could be prosperous, and the Han Dynasty could be prosperous!"
As a result, the call from the imperial physician directly alarmed the officials outside the car. The imperial physician asked Liu Xie to put on his clothes with joy and went out to let the officials see it. He ran out to tell the officials about this miracle.
Liu Xie didn't know whether this lie was right or wrong, but if there was no good reason to hide it, it would not work! He estimated that his change must be the Dragon Soul Pill and the Dragon Qi that played a role in his body, otherwise how could such a strange thing happen!
As for the magic gun outside, Liu Xie estimated that it should be the dragon bone soul-catching spear given to him by Brother Mama! This just echoed what he dreamed about. I believe that although everyone felt strange at this time, they would not doubt that he, the "fake and shoddy" emperor, was!
When Queen Fu served Liu Xie to put on her clothes, her pair of autumn and starry eyes looked at Liu Xie's face, and she was even more charming, as if water could drip out!
"The emperor has really grown a lot taller! It was only six feet and five inches before, but now, it has grown at least one foot higher! My body has become much stronger, not as thin as before!" Queen Fu said more and more surprised, saying, "Blessing Emperor Gaozu, it seems that he has really descended to the body of the Red Emperor!"
Liu Xie rolled his eyes secretly, tidied up the robe that he was not used to, and seemed a little short, and came out of the curtain of the car.
Outside the carriage, everyone stopped, and all the civil and military officials, as well as all the soldiers, looked at the young figure standing on the carriage.
Seeing Liu Xie at this time, many people couldn't help but exclaim, especially some eunuchs who were very familiar with Liu Xie, as well as relatives and senior officials who often came into contact with Liu Xie. This huge change almost made those who were familiar with Liu Xie not recognize it.
If they hadn't known that Liu Xie had never gotten out of the car, if they hadn't followed Queen Fu next to him, they would probably not have believed that the boy in front of them would be the Han emperor before.
At this time, the father-in-law Fu Wan took the lead and knelt down, shouting: "Gaozu showed his blessing, the dragon spear was sent from heaven, the Red Emperor is coming again, and the Han Dynasty can be prosperous..."
"Gaozu showed his blessing, the dragon spear came from heaven, the Red Emperor was coming again, and the Han Dynasty could be prosperous..."
"Gaozu showed his blessing, the dragon spear came from heaven, the Red Emperor was coming again, and the Han Dynasty could be prosperous..."
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"Long live your Majesty...Long live...Long live..."
"Long live your Majesty...Long live...Long live..."
"Long live your Majesty...Long live...Long live..."
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For a time, all the civil and military officials and all the soldiers were in high morale!
"All my beloveds are calm, and all the soldiers are calm!" Liu Xie opened his arms and shouted loudly, and the sound was like a dragon's roar, shaking the night sky!
The Zhongqi that Liu Xie showed was even the Queen Fu next to him was startled when she heard this and thought to herself: Is this still the weak and powerless emperor?
Looking at the ministers and soldiers with high morale, Liu Xie sighed in his heart, because he knew in his heart that going to Luoyang would be a trap. And would he really want to be the "dragon in the cage" and be a puppet emperor, and use his freedom to exchange for the glory and wealth that is within his reach?
Thinking of these annoying things, Liu Xie cursed the two irresponsible bull-headed and horse-faced faces in his heart. If it weren't for these two guys, how pleasant would it be to enjoy the sunny beauty in more than 1,800 years! If you have nothing to do, you will run to the street to see the beautiful legs of Ru Lin, or call friends, or watch love science and education films...
After thinking about it, Liu Xie took the keel bone soul-catching spear, but found that no one who went to pull out the spear could pull up.
This scene made everyone startled again. For a moment, everyone's eyes looked at Liu Xie.
Liu Xie exhaled, jumped out of the carriage, and walked towards the spear that was a hundred steps away from the carriage.
The spear is 1,3 feet and 7 inches long and weighs 81 kilograms. When Brother Mahou told him, the weight unit used should be the market kilograms he is familiar with in the future. If we count the kilograms of the Han Dynasty today, which is 300 grams per kilogram, it should weigh 135 kilograms. Logically speaking, as long as it is an adult man, a spear weighing 135 kilograms will not be able to pull it up, not to mention that these are Brother Bing. No matter how bad they are, they will not be able to lose one or two hundred kilograms of strength!
But in fact, everyone who tried it knows that no matter how much effort they put in, the spear doesn't move at all, as if it weighs more than tens of millions of pounds.
Seeing Liu Xie walking to the blood gun, everyone's eyes were focused on him, and some soldiers were secretly disdainful. Among them, the one who claimed to be the most powerful had tried it, but they couldn't even pull it out. Is he a weak boy, so capable?
Although Liu Xie is the emperor, he is not as authoritative as his immediate boss in the hearts of some soldiers!
But what is jaw-dropping was that Liu Xie gently lifted the blood gun that seemed to weigh more than ten million pounds with just one hand. Looking at it, it seemed as if the long spear was in his hand, like a light reed pole.
This scene scared the person who was still secretly whispering in his heart and was speechless.
"Your Majesty is brave and powerful. Long live Your Majesty, long live, long live..."
To be continued...