Although Lin Tian was anxious and wanted to go back early to see Xia Yurou so that she would not worry about herself, the time it took to return was much longer than when she came here.

There is no way, Lin Tian’s image at this moment is really hard to describe.

The whole body is dirty and broken, and not only emits a strong smell of sweat, but the traces of blood that have solidified on the body look very uncomfortable, just like a victim who has just gotten up from a car accident or murder scene.

Not to mention scaring Xia Yurou, when Lin Tian rushed from the mountains and forests to the road, many passing vehicles and pedestrians were frightened and turbulent.

"Fuck! Look, there is a thing covered in blood, not even a beggar, her hair is as if it was struck by lightning, and she looks like a human-like thing. What is that!"

"Oh! This is a zombie, it is a zombie! I have seen the Resident Evil. Isn't the zombies inside all this kind of virtue?"

"This is a typical person infected with the zombie virus. Are you going to have a zombie crisis? Run away quickly, you have to go home and hide with rice, noodles and weapons!"

"Wait a minute, let me take a few photos and post on Weibo, and then take a few videos and post on Douyin Kuaishou!"

"I want it too, I want it too! You guys find something to cover me and let me go up and take a photo with the zombies! Damn, Brother Kuaishou has been playing for three or four years, and only a few dozen fans. This time I must take the opportunity to become popular and let the old sister shout 666 to me!"

Several young people passing by were all looking at Lin Tian walking towards him with their eyes shining brightly, as if they had discovered a new world.

"Oh! What's wrong with this guy? Is this a man raped by a bear or gang-raped by a wolf? Why is this kind of virtue?"

"You think the wilderness hunter, we can't find bears here, and even raccoons!"

A passing car saw Lin Tian suddenly jumping out of the forest next to him, and was so scared that he stepped on the brakes and stopped on the side of the road. Two middle-aged people inside looked at Lin Tian's appearance and muttered.

"Hello, zombies, don't move around, let me take a photo with you and just take a short video."

Seeing Lin Tian approaching, one of the young men came over excitedly and carefully.

"Hey! Let me come first, I'm going to be the first exclusive to the entire network!"

Another young man wearing tight-fitting pants and beanie shoes and looking like a monkey rushed over immediately and came to Lin Tian before the man. While keeping a distance carefully, he shouted at the phone inserted into the selfie stick with excitement on his face and his eyes were emitting light:

"Come on, come and see, the only zombie on the Internet, brought to everyone by my Tianyou Guapi Brother. It is a tense and exciting close contact. If you like it, please follow me and light up the red heart and double-click 6...Oh, fuck me!"

Before he could finish his words, he saw Lin Tian behind him lifting him through the screen. Before he could react, he snatched his phone off and smashed it directly on the ground.

"Damn it! Don't be too arrogant, be careful that I will shoot you on the wall! Even if you are a zombie, don't drag me over, and you don't go and inquire. I, who is known as Tianyou Guapi, isn't..."

Seeing that the young man was smashed, he rolled up his sleeves in anger and reached out to press Lin Tian who had already walked past him, wanting to tell Lin Tian that he would only use his hands but not his brain.

Bang!

Lin Tian didn't even look at it, and just slapped his hand and knocked the young man who claimed to be Tianyou Guapi Ge to the ground and fainted on the spot.

Just after Lin Tian cleaned up the monkey that came out of nowhere, the young man who was supposed to have stepped forward raised his cell phone to Lin Tian and pressed the shutter.

Click!

Unfortunately, not only did he not close the shutter sound, but he also didn't even close the flash.

Lin Tian was immediately attracted by the flash and the sound of shutters, and turned his head to look at him who was stiff on the side.

Gulu!

The man swallowed hard.

Lin Tian jumped and kicked the air with a gorgeous roundabout kick, directly kicking the phone that the other party was still holding tightly in his hand and flew out from afar. After passing a parabola in the sky that shone brightly under the rising sun, he disappeared.

thump!

There was no need for Lin Tian to greet him anymore. The young man directly weakened his knees and knelt down for Lin Tian. He didn't want to lose his cell phone and get slapped like that Tianyou Guapi.

That would really be like a melon!

No one can stop zombies from martial arts!

Lin Tian looked around with cold eyes, and there were some young people around who also took out their mobile phones and opened a certain Yinmoshou app and were eager to try it. They all tacitly put the phone back, looked up at the sky, pretending to be watching the scenery.

Before everyone could turn their eyes back to themselves, Lin Tian turned into a bolt of lightning and disappeared from the spot as quickly as possible.

Secondly, Lin Tian is most afraid of now, but he is photographed and posted to some short video apps. If he is accompanied by a pig-killing laughter as the background sound, Lin Tian will definitely burn the office buildings on some platforms in anger!

mmmp, why don’t those platforms delete that background sound and ban it? It’s obvious that you like to ban this and that one all day long. Why don’t you ban this and that mental torture be blocked?

Lin Tian even thought that he had time to discuss with the Dragon Emperor to see if he could make a proposal and ask the above to add one more crime to the practice, called the crime of mental pollution. He first detained those who like to match the background sound of pigs for ten or eight days, put on his headphones and played their pig calls videos in a loop!

Lin Tian was like a thief and carefully took a detour to the nearby shop to buy new clothes. Before causing even greater commotion, he went to the nearest bathhouse to take a shower and change the clothes.

After cleaning up, I rushed to the Song family compound with great energy.

What he didn't know was that after he left, the waiters who witnessed him entering and leaving the bathing room all the way and muttered to himself:

"Hey! Did you see it? I told you that you should not give money to others when you see beggars when you go out to the streets in the future. There are so many such professional beggars now."

Just like the guy who went out just now, he looked professional and no one looked like hell. In fact, he wore so bad that he was wearing so badly when he worked. He wasn’t just trying to cheat money. He took a shower after work and cleaned up. He was more decent than anyone else. Then he used the money to be casual and didn’t live too comfortably!”

"Yes, brother, you're right! I've been reading the words on the Internet, and I thought it was a fool. I didn't expect it to be true. I saw it today."

"Hey! Otherwise, why do you say I am your brother? You have to teach you and let you gain insight! Tell you that if you have that free money, instead of giving those liars, it is better to learn from me to watch the live broadcast online and give rewards to those female anchors!

I earn more than 3,000 yuan a month, and I give them more than 2,000 yuan a month. The remaining money is enough for instant noodles. Not only do they laugh at me on the other end of the screen, but they also call me old man and say I am nothing wrong, so happy!"

"No problem, brother, I listen to you! Tell me, which platform you usually watch, I will give them rewards!"
Chapter completed!