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Chapter 577 Crossing the Authority

He tried all his strength and finally fooled the old couple all night, but Wang Zheng ran away the next day.

It has been more than two hundred years, and more than two hundred years of free time, Wang Zheng has not been used to this kind of family-style closeness. He still has feelings for his parents, but after seeing and knowing that they are living well, his inner excitement and longing fade.

Let’s leave it to Jin Liuniang for treatment. She will give the old couple who are living peacefully a happy life. Wang Zheng, who has traveled through life for more than two centuries, is more suitable for the role of the guardian.

What's more, I'm preparing for a big plan when I come back this time!

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"No. 3055! No. 3055! Please go to window 2 to handle the procedures!"

"Hey! It's you! It's you! Why are you still standing there? We're still waiting, don't waste your time!" In the sweet radio voice, Liu Shan was confused and felt that someone was pushing him, and his tone of speech was filled with a hint of helplessness.

Liu Shan opened his eyes in a daze, but found that he was actually in a huge office hall. It was similar to the first floor lobby that handled various chores in the bank, but it was larger than the first floor lobby of any bank. He glanced at it and found that the window in front of him was the same that was too out of sight, at least fifty or sixty.

Looking back, a long bearded man with a face full of cheeks and a sturdy figure, a bit like a dwarf who had been enlarged many times, staring at him with big eyes. There were also many figures behind him, and he could not see at first sight.

"No. 3055! No. 3055! Please go to window 2 to handle the procedures!"

"Hey! I'm talking about you! Why don't you go quickly!" The big man pushed Liu Shan impatiently.

"Oh!" Liu Chan nodded ignorantly, and subconsciously glanced at the window that was directly at the second window.

As I walked slowly forward, I looked around and found that the hall was so big that it was endless. The rows of people were lined up on the right, and it felt like people from all over the world were crowding in a train station to go home for the Spring Festival. The crowd was covered with dark heads, which made people numb. There was only a team on the left line, but when I looked closely, I found that they were all wearing military and police uniforms, most of whom were standing and sleeping with their eyes closed. Only two or three in the front were awake.

Going further to the left is the wall. The entire wall is filled with screens, and various explanations are constantly changing. The top huge sign says: Traveling through the Asia Branch of the Administration

I looked up at the roof, but it was more than ten meters high, with no lights on it. The entire roof was emitting a misty white light, which was soft and not dazzling to make the entire hall light brightly.

Where is this? I don’t seem to die yet. I was just cooking dinner at home...

Liu Shan was a little puzzled. He had some vague guesses, but he was not sure. He looked at the window and saw a cute girl in a blue uniform looking at him with a little impatient view. He jumped in his heart and hurriedly walked up.

The girl glanced at him, put her hands on the keyboard to fiddle with her, and asked, "Name?"

"Liu Shan." Although I still can't figure it out, because of the words on the big signboard and the grand show on the scene, Liu Shan killed him and honestly explained his name that was famous all over the country.

"Uh... Can you even call such a great name? Shi Jing and Shi Jing!" After hearing the name, the girl raised her lips and looked at him.

"Am I dead?" Liu Shan touched his nose a little embarrassed. Although he had been staring at the name of the Later Lord of Shu Han since he was a child, it was the first time he was teased by such a beautiful girl. However, in the current major question, he still asked this key question weakly.

"No!" the girl answered firmly, then smiled and said, "You just agreed with our rules and were beaten!"

"Huh? Then isn't it illegal for you to do this? In my impression, it seems that the biggest common point of most time travel is to die first."

"Who told you that only by dying now can you travel through time?" The girl looked at the table and said, "That was before. Our administration had passed a bill at the 800th meeting. Given the booming development of the time travel industry, the number of deaths could no longer meet our needs, so a more general condition was added!"

"What conditions?" Liu Shan's eyebrows were beating and he couldn't help asking.

"As long as it's a dead house, it's fine!" The girl smiled very brightly.

Liu Shan seemed to be angry, but he found that nothing was igniting in his heart, but instead felt a little excited about trying. He sighed and said, "You won't let me kill any aliens, and kill and survive in any space."

"No, no! We are a formal official department! We don't have any black boxing arena here!" The girl shook her hand and said, "But we will not always protect you. After traveling through time, you still have to protect your own safety..."

Liu Shan wanted to speak, but the girl interrupted him and said first: "...but you may be the one who chooses gold fingers!"

Seeing that everything that should be asked had been asked, and seeing that he had to travel through time due to some majeure factor, Liu Shan suddenly jumped and said excitedly: "Okay, since that's the case. I want to..."

"Slow down!" The girl stopped him.

"What's wrong?"

The girl knocked on the color logo of the "Travel Management Bureau" on the glass at her gate and said, "We are a public institution here, so where can you be picky? If you want to divide the good plane, take a written test first! Let's see which type you are suitable for!"

"We still need to conduct a written test?" Liu Chan's eyes opened. Damn, I haven't seen so many rules at some point before. They wear them when they say it, and wear them in the toilet. It's not as troublesome as I am now. It makes me feel like taking the civil service exam.

As if he saw Liu Shan’s doubts, the girl rolled her eyes and said, “There are too many people in the world. Don’t start from reality, weigh how much pounds you have. Don’t tell me how much you have. Don’t tell me how much you are. Even if you die, you don’t know how you die. It will take a lot of energy to send someone to the past. It’s not that you are throwing garbage. How can you not be serious? Now, you want to wear that kind of thing?"

"How is martial arts? It seems very popular recently!" Liu Shan touched his chin and said, "It can fulfill his dream of martial arts when he was a child, and he can take the opportunity to go back to the ancient times to get a three-wife and four concubine. If the age is right, he can't help but develop into a fictional history. He can farm and fight, and have a prince to play with it, and then collect some great men in history as their younger brothers, build a church and shape a national hero, rule the world and surrender all over the world."

The girl looked at him and nodded deeply.

Liu Shan was overjoyed: "Really possible?"

"You sister! Idiot! Do you think you are playing NPC games?" The girl roared twice. She forced herself to hold back, taking deep breaths with the blue veins on her forehead, muttering: "Calm! Calm! Xia Tingting must be calm! You can't use verbal violence anymore, otherwise if the bonus this month is gone, what will I use to buy the best 英语 for my scholar's husband!"

Liu Shan looked at her in amazement, and reached out and said tremblingly: "You..."

"What are you?" the girl glared and said, "Have you ever seen a time-traveling tofu Xishi? Huh, calm! Calm! Smile service. Smile service! You can't stand the most of you geniuses who have a lot of ideas and break through the sky. Forget it, aren't you going to travel through martial arts? Do you do the questions first!"

This seems to be part of time travel. I don’t know which plane to play the husband-raising game. A transparent light screen suddenly popped out under Liu Shan’s hands. Then the words “S-level ancient martial arts plane written test questions C set” flashed on it, and then a paper was broken and revealed.

After Liu Shan sighed at the advanced nature of the office supplies of the Time Travel Administration, he just took a look at the test paper and was stunned. He pointed at the test paper with the gesture of Wu Laoer next to the cerebral thrombosis, and asked with the tremolo of the wind and tranquil years: "This! Are you sure this is a time travel exam question, not a doctoral student graduation exam in the School of Traditional Chinese Medicine?"

"On the formation and development of meridians", "Randomly write down the location and basic functions of the thirty-six Tiangang acupoints all over the body", "The dialectical relationship between peerless martial arts and swaying the knife", just three questions that came to light were scared Liu Shan.

The girl had a dark smile on her face, touched the little hat on her head, and said, "This is where she goes, look at it and talk about it!"

Liu Shan slid with some expectation in his heart, and when he saw the problem below, he almost lay on the ground.

The profound questions about "On the advantages and disadvantages of the official system in the Tang, Song, Yuan and Ming dynasties", "Finance income level during the Hongwu period", "On the planning steps to promote the development and growth of petty-bourgeois handicraftsmen in Jiangnan" did not scare Liu Shan's liver, and what made him speechless were the subsequent "the construction and development of the army", "the relationship between the morale of the army and the people and how to control public opinion in the court", "how to make machine tools", "handle the relationship between folk cults such as the White Lotus Sect and the corrupt scholars of the imperial court", "hybrid rice", "steelmaking", "making and application of flintlock guns", and "making of steam machines".

Liu Shan covered his heart and the trigeminal nerve on his forehead was so painful. Who ordinary people know this?

Seeing Liu Shan's distress as if he had no idea how to bite a hedgehog, the girl felt a few sympathy and knocked on the glass and comforted her heart: "Don't think about it, you are a lower-level otak who is neither a technical otak or a scientific otak. How could you pass the S-level test paper? Even my aunt, a talented woman who studies in the archaeology department, tried her best to get a C-level ancient plane. You can't even know these things at all. Even if you wear them, you will stare at them. You will be beggars in three days and die in ten days. Forget it! It's not that easy to mess around in ancient times!"

Liu Shan said with a sad face: "Didn't I choose a martial arts plane? Why do I still need the examiner system? Isn't it okay to just find a secret book and practice it slowly?"

"It's so naive!" the girl snorted and said, "You can't even survive in the future. How can you survive ten or twenty years to practice peerless martial arts? You want to practice slowly, but we have no time to wait for the Time Travel Administration! We will not approve any time travelers who cannot guarantee that they will make profits within one year!"

"You have to make a profit!" Liu Chan's face looked embarrassed.

"Nonsense!" the girl rolled her eyes and said, "If it is not profitable, what we eat in the bureau is consumed. But you don't have to worry. The bureau has great ability and doesn't take it seriously at all. We won't interfere with you, and you don't need to understand the specific situation!"

Liu Shan didn't care about this. He just sighed that he had no chance with the dream of martial arts. He shook his head and said, "The times are really developing too fast. There are so many talents that are overwhelming, and the world has become a cruel environment like this. I was unable to do anything but a dead house. Now I don't have the ability, but I can only blame myself for being too useless!"

The girl sighed with a vicissitudes of life and said, "This is the world, but now I'm not giving you a chance, I have to keep it!"

"Yeah!" Liu Shan quickly excited and nodded, "That's the continent in another world."

This is not bad. Learn magic, practice fighting spirit, find two wives, one inside and the other outside, the elves, the sirens, orcs, cat women, etc. The more you eat, you will fight two battles with the clans like this clan. In the end, it is possible to become kings, and even become gods.

"Hey!" The girl sighed, looked at Liu Chan like an idiot, and said nothing, but just pounded on the computer a few times.

The light screen under Liu Chan's eyes suddenly flickered, and the words "A-level ancient alien plane written test questions D set" flashed, breaking and revealing the test paper.

Dong!

Liu Chan just glanced at him and smashed his head on the counter. He was so angry that he shouted: "I am an ordinary person who knows this!" The first question stuck, "The specific location and admission method of Hogwarts Academy". You may be considered as Harry Potter himself before entering school, and he may not know this, let alone Liu Shan, a waste-boy who is either a TV series or a romantic action movie every day.

"Wow, this is the most basic!" The girl shook her head and said, "You don't even know where the magic academy in Harry Potter is. When you go to the strange world continent, you are lost from time to time? Which kind of monster is rampant? Do you want to set a precedent for getting lost?"

"I didn't open my mouth! I won't ask anyone to ask?" Liu Shan shouted in anger.

"It's so naive!" The girl sneered a queen-like mockery, and said with a mysterious look on her eyes slightly raised, "Your idea is simply impossible. Language impairment is your biggest obstacle. You should know that most people there are people who clean up slaves and sell their bodies. Modern people have a thin skin and tender flesh in the past, and their language impairment is not accessible, and they will eventually become a rabbit. They are a little bit miserable and are caught by two-headed monsters, goblins, etc. If they can't prepare, they will be put on the blame!"

"Then reincarnate and rebirth." This is a little difficult. I have lived in that world since I was a child. Even if I have a little bit of memory, I will at least fight at home, making money first, and then getting a few wives. Or I will just get a few rich wives. Anyway, my wife Liu Shan doesn't mind, and it can also reflect the policy of our party that we must grasp both hands and be strong both hands.

The girl passed the test paper to Liu Shanhou and said, "My personal opinion suggests that you don't take this exam?"

Liu Chan ignored her and took a few deep breaths to look at the test paper.

"Crack!" Sure enough, the heartbreaking voice suddenly came into my ears.

Ideals are full. Reality is definitely skinny. Liu Shan, who thought at least nine years of compulsory education, could not be awesome in the later stages, his dream of being a top student in school in the early stage was instantly shattered. Looking at the test paper, he couldn't help but feel a little crying.

"Patent application method for patent law" "Please briefly describe how to obtain the first pot of gold after three days of traveling through time", "World current affairs and politics in the 1980s and 1990s", "How to become the mastermind in the officialdom", "The relationship between urban economic construction and the A-League in the 1990s", "The positive and negative influence of Bill Gates and the US president", "How to keep a low profile and hide yourself as a time traveler"

God, I can kill you with lightning. Do you want to get such an abnormal question as soon as you start? Urban economic construction is still related to the A-League?

"This is the most basic problem, and you can't even do this. Even if you can develop in the end, the first ten years will be wasted!" The girl looked at him with pity and shook her head and said, "Do you have any irreconcilable enemies? Or do you miss a love that has lasted for ten thousand years, and hugged for life?"

"No!" Liu Shan said barely: "I'm not the protagonist of urban romance, so I'm not that bad setting."

"Then you will only have two results left after turning around and rebirth!" The girl touched her hair and said, "One, it wasted more than ten years and was nothing that happened. Two, it was discovered by the country and was kept in the laboratory half-dead by the study."

Liu Shan suddenly shivered and quickly broke the scene in his head.

"That's it!" the girl spread her hands and said, "It's a waste of your reincarnation. Let's listen to the computer's analysis of you!"

Liu Shan nodded helplessly, and his heart had been filled with sadness by the series of blows.

"Ding Dong!"

The light screen changed, Liu Shan looked down and saw that it said:

Intelligence: Thirty (Liu Shan’s eyebrows are pounding)

Force: Zero,

Ability: Twenty,

Learning ability: unknown, expected to be below twenty (Liu Shan’s forehead jumped out of tic toe),

Commander: Ten, it would be great if you can manage yourself well!

Potential: Sixty, very plasticity, and has the value of targeted cultivation.

Suggested plane: The movie "Ip Man" in the Ming Dynasty is not available for trial.

Comprehensive evaluation: The slag with less than five combat power has no golden fingers to pass through and get rid of it in minutes. It is recommended to provide the auxiliary system.

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"Assistive system? Yes, you must have a golden finger when traveling through time!" Liu Shan didn't care about complaining that the score was so low, and asked excitedly: "If I had the help of the auxiliary system, there would be absolutely no problem! Ip Man, haha, this is it! No trial! That's it!"

The girl shook her head and sighed: "There is an otaku who has been burned by the system! Have you decided?"

"Well, that's it!" Liu Shan nodded violently.

"Okay!" The girl quickly clicked on the computer for a while, then knocked back to the lane: "I'll send you there now!"

Liu Shan's feet were empty. Before he could reflect it, he was swallowed up by a small hole in the bottom.

The girl took a deep breath, pressed the "Next" button with a smile again, and then she heard the sound of "No. 3288! No. 3288! Please go to window 2 to complete the procedures..."
Chapter completed!
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