Chapter 470 God of Boredom(1/2)
I have read all the questions from all the guests and I am about to start choosing the first storyteller.
"Shengki, if you were asked to choose, who would you choose?"
Lee Seung-gi was still hesitating, but Song Yu had already expressed his thoughts for him.
"Yona's first time."
In fact, this is not Li Shengji's idea, it was arranged by the production team long ago. These are all Taiwanese books, and the MC must follow them.
Of course, Jiang Hudong would not give up the opportunity to tease him.
"You only have Yoona in your eyes."
Lee Seung-gi was shy and waved his hands repeatedly.
"Ah Niyo, Ah Niyo, it's really not like this."
Jiang Hudong's words came out after the ambush.
"But we Yoona only likes her Zhenqiu Oppa, what should you do?"
Yo, the love triangle has come out and the atmosphere has begun to be different.
Amid the laughter of laughter in the audience, Li Shengji's face turned gloomy.
"Hey, sometimes that guy hates it."
This was amazing, and everyone laughed even harder.
Only Shi Zhenqiu was proud and very happy to win the hearts of Yoona and defeat Li Shengji.
But when it comes to storytelling, Shi Zhenqiu is not like this.
"Ah... really, why did you let Yoona be the first?"
Jiang Hudong was inexplicably surprised.
"What's wrong, what's wrong? Yoona's title is so attractive. Don't you want to listen to it?"
Amid everyone's approval, Shi Zhenqiu spread his hands helplessly.
"I said it before, she is very boring. This is the first story of heart-strengthening. Will it be ruined?"
Yoona was so angry.
"Oba, why am I bored? In the group, the Onis say I'm a pistachio."
Shi Zhenqiu immediately exposed it: "You can make trouble, not talk. Taeyeon and the others told me that it is the most boring thing for you to speak."
Yuna was discouraged and didn't expect that this Oppa who relied on would target her like this.
"Ah... maybe it's good to beat Kiopa."
"Oh...oh...oh...Have Yoona changed her mind?"
Amid Kang Ho-dong's exclamation, Lee Seung-ki danced and celebrated his good luck.
Since Shi Zhenqiu has caused a topic, Jiang Hudong took the opportunity to interview: "Shi Zhenqiuxi, you and Girls' Generation are both very familiar with T-ara. As far as I know, we So Yeon are also very good at speaking children. In your opinion, who is more funny, Yoona or So Yeon?"
Oh, the showdown is about to begin.
To know his status in Shi Zhenqiu's mind, So Yeon and Yoona were both nervous for a while.
I don't know why, but I don't want to lose to the other party.
Unfortunately, they forgot that this is a variety show.
In the girls' expectant eyes, Shi Zhenqiu began to curl his lips.
"They are both boring. One is able to make noise and the other is able to nag. But if you want to say something interesting, neither of them can do it."
Well, this stinky Oppa buried both of them in one breath.
Looking at the scorched earth-like appearance of the two girls, Jiang Hudong discovered that he could not hear more from Shi Zhenqiu, otherwise the two girls would probably be in a state of insanity.
"That was the first time, what kind of content was it?"
Finally, Yoona is about to tell her own story.
"I...hehe..."
I opened my mouth and didn't say anything, so I started to smile meaninglessly.
Fortunately, everyone was tolerant enough and kept waiting for her to laugh enough to continue talking.
"When I was in middle school, I had friends who played with me. Six friends and I had seven people in total, and they were called the Seven Princesses."
Listening to Yoona's words, Shi Zhenqiu had already started covering her forehead.
Instinctively, he had already had a premonition that this story might be...
Yoona was still talking hard.
"Actually, there are only seven people, but they are always together, so what is the Seven Princess Sect?"
Shi Zhenqiu was already bored and had to come forward to teach.
"Just say, have you ever snatched pocket money or fought or something? It would be boring to repeat the same thing twice."
Yoona was discouraged and began to get angry at him.
"I can't say it's because Oppa always interrupts."
Because she was a beautiful girl, everyone else naturally stood by her side.
Jiang Hudong stared at Shi Zhenqiu.
"Don't blame me for not warning you. If you dare to interrupt, I will beat you up."
Kim Tae-woo is also ready to go.
"Add me one."
Damn, you two guys, one is a wrestler and the other is 1.9 meters tall. How can you withstand this little body?
Shi Zhenqiu wisely calmed down and waited for Yoona to poison them with boring stories.
With everyone's support, Yoona also has the courage to continue her story.
"We also like to call it that way. On the way home from the exam, we felt hungry..."
It was obvious that the story was about to climax, and everyone calmed down and listened carefully, not planning to miss a trace of details.
Yoona felt everyone's expectations and spoke more and more excitedly.
"I want to play outside again because the exam is over. So on the way back, I went to the market to buy sweet potatoes and matches, and I ate them in the community's playground..."
It can be seen that everyone's expressions are a bit erratic and they can't grasp the story.
The guest who was still a supporting actor couldn't stand it anymore and helped her lay the groundwork.
"Did you bake it on paper? What kind of roasted sweet potatoes?"
Yoona replied: "I tore up the notebook I used during the exam. I just roasted sweet potatoes like this."
Although the scene is quiet, everyone probably has a melody of nothingness floating in their hearts.
I don't know who asked, "Is that the first time?"
Yoona obviously didn't grasp the atmosphere and nodded happily. "Inside."
Lee Seung-ki, who had been holding Yoona, was also a little stunned.
"You mean, is it the first time you eat roasted sweet potatoes?"
Yoona said solemnly: "That was my first rebellion."
Once this was said, the scene was completely over. No one could accept it. It was such a ridiculous story.
When everyone could not accept it, Shi Zhenqiu let out a long breath and finally got up.
"What did I say? I said it, but you don't believe it. How is it now? Do you know?"
What else can I do?
With Shi Zhenqiu's arrogant aura, everyone lowered their heads regretfully.
I really should have listened to Shi Zhenqiu, and I shouldn't have let Yoona come out for the first time.
How can you save such a nihilistic story?
Jiang Hudong began to make trouble unreasonable things, and blamed Shi Zhenqiu.
"Ah, since you knew it a long time ago, why not stop it?"
Shi Zhenqiu stared at him.
"You are going to kill me, and Seung-ki has lost his mind, how can I stop it?"
One sentence made both mcs smile helplessly.
Tablo sighed: "It seems that people who are familiar with each other know more. We are all deceived by Miss Yoona's appearance."
Since the atmosphere was so awkward, Shi Zhenqiu also saw that Yoona was a little panicked and blamed herself, knowing that she had not done it well.
To be continued...