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Chapter 9 Heavenly Chaos

"Fuck, I don't want to take advantage of you, that diamond..."

The baby in the heaven said: "We really took that diamond, but it's probably gone - I'll explain to you later what's going on."

"Ahem." I changed my tone, "Now I'll give you a chance. I'll just be over if I apologize to my sister?"

Brother Feng said in a crying voice: "I apologize, but the diamond is more than 200,000 yuan. Why do you just take it away quietly to me and explain it to your brothers?" More than 200,000 yuan? Although it may not be a good diamond, I can't afford it.

I said with a stern face: "You just want money or die?" I told the four kings, "I'll say a few brothers, I'll count three times each of them to take five steps forward--one, two..."

Brother Feng suddenly became anxious: "No, no, I apologize - I have no idea about Mount Tai, so you don't remember the villain!"

Zhao Qianqian got out of the car one step later and hid behind her mother. Her spirit had recovered a lot. She said angrily: "You haven't said why you kidnapped me yet?"

Wang Fang patted her and told me not to ask anymore, and said to me: "This matter has ended for the time being. My husband will deal with the rest when he comes back. Thank you tonight."

"I'll send you back."

Wang Fang waved his hand: "We can do it ourselves."

Zhao Qianqian said: "Mom, I'm scared."

Wang Fang held her hand and insisted on taking a taxi back by herself. I always felt that she looked cold and unrestrained when she talked to me later, as if she was taboo about something, so she didn't care about that much. I turned around and asked Brother Feng: "Then is it that way you promised this?"

Brother Feng's voice was already resonating with his chest: "Same...hiss...I agree!"

"I let you go now, are you going to fight?"

"Fight again... it's grandson!"

I then let the four kings retreat and retreat to the encirclement. A bunch of horsemen were suddenly liberated and scattered all over the ground, all of whom were panting like white paper.

Seeing that they really had no intention of fighting again, I squatted in front of Brother Feng and said, "I will give you an explanation for this matter, but I have to wait for me to figure it out first."

Brother Feng hugged his neck and panted for a long time before waved his hand hard: "We admit that bad luck, we don't want that guy!" After a while, he raised his head resentfully and said, "I have seen people with snow and hail, and I have also seen people with helpers in fighting."

I laughed and said, "Do you know what you call?"

"What?"

"This is called "still the disaster on the ground will not provoke you to the heavens!"

...

After Brother Feng and the others fled in a panic, I solemnly said: "Thank you, the four kings."

Mo Lishou lowered his head and said, "Where is my dragon, where is my purple gold dragon?"

The baby in the heavenly realm said to me quietly: "The four heavenly kings fell into the mortal world, and their weapons also lost their spirituality."

The other three heavenly kings also helped Mo Lishou find the snake. Mo Lihong raised his hand and pointed, "Where is it." When we looked, we saw the snake hanging on a tree, gnawing a bird's nest in a mess.

Mo Lishou jumped and said, "You have sinned, can't the beast come down?"

But after the snake lost its spirituality, it was no longer obeying the command and enjoyed itself in the bird's nest. Mo Liqing kicked the tree trunk twice before shaking it down. Mo Lishou quickly stepped forward and grabbed it and tied it on his arm...

"Ahem, four of you are hungry, let's go for a late afternoon snack?"

Mo Liqing said: "Don't say we're really hungry, we fell down for several days."

"Get on the bus."

The other three kings took the initiative to give the co-pilot to the boss Mo Lihai. The space was already narrow and the little Aoto was already full by Mo Liqing and Mo Lishou as soon as they sat on it. Mo Lihong stood beside the car and said, "Give me some place."

Mo Lishou held back Mo Liqing but squeezed out a slap. Mo Lihong said helplessly: "Three Brother, I offended!" He raised his foot and stepped on the people in the car, and suddenly got in and brought the door. The car was as full as an orange stuffed in the longan shell. I quickly started. Along the way, Mo Lishou couldn't help complaining that Mo Lishou's umbrella hurt him...

Mo Lihai, who was sitting in front, held a handful of pipa in his hand and said to me: "Are you the mortal chosen by the baby in the heavenly world?"

"Uh...my name is Xiaoqiang."

The Demon Sea Asks the Heavenly Doll: "When will I send us up?"

The baby in the heaven said, "I'll talk about this later."

At this time, Mo Lishou asked Mo Liqing: "Second brother, where is your sword?" I looked at the rearview mirror and found that Mo Liqing only had an empty sword sheath on his back. It turned out that his weapon was a sword.

"It was lost before landing."

Mo Lishou comforted him: "It's okay, it's useless to keep it anyway."

Mo Liqing said worriedly: "I'm afraid I'll fall on the head, I just grinded it two days ago."

Mo Li's face was squeezed on the glass, and his mouth was crooked and his eyes were slanted, "This world has changed a lot. Brother, when did we go down from the world last time - Tang Dynasty?"

Mo Lihai said: "Yeah, it seems."

Mo Liqing looked at the neat rows of street lamps outside and said, "The emperor is more happy now. How much oil does this lamp cost overnight?"

I was too lazy to explain, and together with the four heavenly kings' thinking about the world, they were still in the Tang Dynasty. They were basically four ancient people, and they were most annoyed by this kind of counter-traveling country bumpkin.

I asked the baby in the heavenly world: "Can the gods see the world from above?"

The baby in the heaven said: "In the past, the air pollution is so serious that even the Great Wall can't be seen."

At this time, a barbecue stall appeared on the roadside. It was almost midnight and the boss was about to close the stall.

I said, "Gods, why don't we just make do with each other?"

The baby in the heaven said disdainfully: "As soon as someone comes, he will pick it up at the barbecue stall, it's not creative."

I whispered: "You talk less, where else can you go to this point?"

Mo Lihong sniffed and said, "What are you?"

"Barbecue." I said.

Mo Lihong said awkwardly: "We are strictly Buddhist disciples, so eating meat is not convenient?"

I immediately said happily: "There are also casserole noodles."

Mo Liqing also sniffed and said, "Since we have all fallen into the mortal world, I think we can follow the local customs. What do you think of big brother?"

Mo Lihai thought seriously for a while and waved his hand and said, "The second child is right!"

Me: "..."

I was the first to get off the car. When the boss saw that I was alone, he seemed to have no interest. He lazily said, "I'm closing the stall, why don't I come early tomorrow?"

"What about the five of us."

The boss hesitated for a moment and said, "Then..."

Now Mo Lihai got out of the car. He stretched his waist and looked at the boss with big eyes. The boss immediately said attentively: "What are you eating?"

As soon as the back door opened, Mo Lihong was bounced out, and then Mo Lishou and Mo Liqing got out of the car stumbled. It was more than 1:00 at night, and four strong men, more than 1.9 meters tall, were wearing ancient armor, and Mo Lishou had a switchblade on his waist...

The boss trembled and asked tentatively: "How many of you are just coming back?"

I was afraid that he would call the police, so I pointed to the Pipa of Mo Lihai and said, "We are in the same band."

The boss then felt relieved: "Drink some beer?"

I looked at Molihai, and Molihai asked the three brothers very democratically: "What do you think?"

"Brother has the final say."

Mo Lihai put the thug like a palm fan on the table and said, "Then let's follow the local customs."

"Ahem, let's have 50 skewers and a dozen beers."

"Okay!" The boss went to work hard in fear.

I sat face to face with the four kings, took out the heavenly dolls and put them on the table, and said solemnly: "I'll formally introduce myself first, my name is Zhen Tingqiang."

"Puff--" Mo Liqing burst out, "It's so strong."

I sat still, because of this name, I have been joked about all kinds of jokes since I was a child?

The Mo Lihai touched Mo Liqing, and then Mo Liqing sat upright.

Mo Lihong grabbed the hilt of the knife on Mo Lishou's waist and pulled it out with a "bang". I glanced at Mo Lishou's armor and shouted, "Is it wood?"

Mo Lishou said embarrassedly: "The lightness of wood is useless."

I think it is true that the four heavenly kings are still respected in the heavenly realm, and no one really fights with them. It is useless to meet opponents of Sun Wukong's level wearing armor. This armor is basically the uniform of the four heavenly kings. They have to be worn no matter where they go. No one has seen four strong men with bare shirtless men at the entrance of the temple, so everything is mainly light and looks like a good thing. But even so, ordinary switchblades can't be stabbed in - I said the movement of drawing the sword is like opening a bottle of red wine.

The boss took the beer, I raised five bottles and sent them respectfully, clinked glasses with them and said, "I'll pay my respects to you for the first time when I met."

To be honest, I don’t know how to get along with them. These goods are gods... Uh, these gods are goods... Not right. In short, it is a problem for people to get along with each other. They are all masters who are treated with fire. I can’t stand it when I take on airs in the future. It seems that the boss Mo Lihai is very prestigious among the four brothers, but his brain is not very good. Mo Liqing usually looks smart, but he often breaks the pieces. Mo Lishou and Mo Lihong are basically the boss’s fans, and his mind is not much better.

All four of them learned to drink the beer in the quilt. Mo Liqing hiccupped, "This wine is spicy."

Mo Lihai said: "It's not spicy, it's choking."

Mo Lishou: "It's spicy and choking."

Mo Lihong: "The third brother is right."

"Ahem..." I don't know what to say.

Mo Lihai looked at me and said, "Xiaoqiang, right? How could the heavenly doll choose you?"

I said this with angrily: "How do I know?" I said to the Heavenly Doll, "Is it time for you to explain something to me now?"

"Where do you want to listen?"

"These four...you should talk about it first from Pipi, what's going on with that diamond?"

"Although I don't know what diamonds are, I can tell you-Pippi is not a dog at all!"

"Well, I don't think it's like a dog, too-" I jumped in place, "Is it actually a Dutch pig?"
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