Chapter 12 Battle Balls
But Zhu Meifang is obviously not listed here. From the acne on her face, it can be seen that this short and rich man has a strong desire for men and is eager to sell himself out. Facing the ball, I have already felt relieved.
Zhu Meifang looked at me for a while and said dissatisfiedly: "You don't look at the spirit in the photo."
I smiled indifferently and said, "Everyone, are you taking pictures with beautiful pictures?"
Zhu Meifang said even less: "Just cultivate your color."
"That... our meeting was actually arranged by my dad for me." I have to tell the truth first. If they feel good about me and want to hold the currency and wait and see, I will be passive. I have to explain first that my stock has no plans to go public in the near future.
Zhu Meifang waved her hand, as if she didn't care about these things at all. She asked me directly: "How much money do you earn in a month?"
“Uh, not much.”
"Do you have a car?"
"There is an Alto, but it's not mine." This is too eager for quick success and instant benefits. Now, aren't you just asking the parking fee in a tactful way?
"What did your parents do? How many apartments are there in the family?"
I rubbed my hands and said, "Don't ask, I'm not tall, rich and handsome."
"I can see this - not even the rich second generation?"
"No..." She was quite careful, afraid of being confused by some words and missing a good marriage.
Zhu Meifang suddenly straightened her body, and said with a nose that was not a nose, face or face: "Then what are you here? Have you read my information? Does my occupation column clearly state 'government staff'? Do you know what government staff is? To put it bluntly, I am a civil servant. I am a person with status. Why are you a person with no status and no money? Are you here to find a 'one-night stand'?"
"You misunderstood..."
"I misunderstood something. After the Internet is rising, will it provide you idle people with this kind of convenience? What are you doing - an online writer, you are not the kind of person who writes time travel, right? You kill people at every turn, and think you are very casual and avenge them on the spot."
I whispered: "The routine you mentioned has not been popular in the past two years."
Zhu Meifang became more and more angry as she spoke, pointing at my nose and said, "It is people like you who have taught children to ruin their social atmosphere and make them so impetuous. They are either harems or stallions, and they don't respect women at all."
I said quietly: "I write all the single heroines' articles..."
"Stop talking nonsense, who can watch the single heroine? Don't you just want the red flags at home to fall and the colorful flags are floating outside? Especially your "Luther" is a psychological pervert, and you don't dare to see a beautiful woman on the street. She has had a relationship with someone in her mind, and she has taken away the chastity thousands of miles away. She also claims to be a otakus. In fact, she is a thief and prostitute. If I had known that you were such a person, I should have called the police!"
At first, I felt embarrassed and wasn't really angry, but she started to attack her as she went further and further. The people at the table next to me were all looking at this side, and the two girls covered their mouths and smirked. I couldn't sit still. Zhu Meifang said to the two girls with righteous words: "Be careful of this person, he is a hooligan."
At this time, the voice of the baby in the heavenly world: "What a huge anger - Xiaoqiang, don't waste it. The internship has officially begun, and you have to earn your car back!"
I reached into my pocket and said innocently: "Who am I provoking whom?"
"Haha, I did not choose the wrong person, I really have potential!" It was in a great mood!
At this moment, Rolling Ball was still chatting about me and condemning me in a long and long way, and the anger in my heart gradually became aroused. Why? I didn’t do anything to her? Of course, what I fear most was actually to let others misunderstand what I did to her. Being said that it’s nothing to be a hooligan, and being treated as a hooligan is so heavy, that is a matter of taste.
I was wondering how to fight back, should I show off my taxpayer's face in a righteous manner or should I tell her first to eliminate her prejudice against our industry? I really am not writing about the harem and stallion!
At this time, the baby in the heaven suddenly said, "Is there a cup of coffee on the table?"
"Yes..." I had a bad premonition, and at the same time I remembered a scene in "Infernal Affairs 3": Tony Leung, the second-five-child, went to meet with the mainland gang leader. In order to test the other party's background, Tsang called Tony Leung, "Is there an ashtray on the table?" The next sentence was "Pick up and smash his head!" Although I don't have any good feelings for Zhu Meifang, I won't hit her head. I don't have a background of Tony Leung's black and white. He was depressed and could still take any flight to London to feed pigeons. I don't even have a Hong Kong and Macao pass!
"Let her splash you!"
"Let's wait, are you saying it's wrong? Should I splash her or her splash me?"
The baby in the heaven said, "She splashes you!"
"Why don't she splash?"
"No matter what method you use, you must make her splash you, and then your mission today will be completed, otherwise you will have to grab the hamburgers of the two strong men at the door."
I secretly looked at the door and saw two strong men wearing sunglasses and covered in flowers eating hamburgers voraciously. It was obvious that the underworld was using work meals. Relatively speaking, the safety factor was particularly high when poured with coffee by rolling balls.
In a helpless manner, I slapped the table with a sharp blow, and the roller ball was startled: "What are you doing?"
I said to me coldly: "What kind of awesome do you have? Isn't you just a little civil servant? What is a civil servant? Is a public servant? Although some servants climbed onto the master, they must be slaves of the level of Mama Rong. You are not even at the deputy section level, right? Say my life failed and you are perverted and you are a physiological pervert, right? If I really find a one-night stand to meet you, you are not upset enough?"
"You...you..." I snatched the ball away and was distracted, but it seemed that I had no idea of resorting to force.
I was cruel and continued, "You have to find someone with a house and a car. Remember to buy blackout curtains and put the best film. Otherwise, it would be so inspirational for those useless girls to marry into wealthy families when they see you like you? Do you really think rich people will marry you like this? Have you watched too many Korean dramas? Do you know that the female losers on TV are all white and beautiful in costumes, and they are naturally beautiful when they take off their glasses. You are wearing bikini in a swimming pool like this hinders public safety. You can't even raise crayfish in the pool where you have gone into the water!"
Zhu Meifangteng stood up and said, "You bastard!"
The baby in the heavenly world was so happy that he said, "Scream beautifully!"
I sighed inwardly: Who asked her to write fantasy and history without provoking funny novels? Who would dare to touch funny novels casually without the ability to make a person crazy?
Looking at Zhu Meifang who was furious, I deliberately said, "Why, do you still want to splash me with coffee?" As he said that, he consciously pushed the cup of coffee that had almost dried in front of me towards her...
Zhu Meifang didn't want to pick up the coffee and poured it over: "How about I splash you?"
I wiped my face and said, "Thank you!"
At this time, the baby in the heaven said, "You splash her too!"
"ah?"
The baby in the heavenly world gloated and said, "It's time to do it, there's no need to endure it anymore, splash her!"
I touched the coffee that Zhu Meifang called was just brought up, but it looked very hot. Zhu Meifang said alertly: "What do you want to do?"
I got up and picked up the apple juice from the two girls at the next table and splashed them over: "Reciting the favor! You can drink something too!" The girl was anxious: "Hey, I haven't drunk it yet." I smiled at her: "Count me."
Zhu Meifang was covered with apple pomace on her front. She was so angry that she poured the coconut milk from the girl opposite her, and then she didn't wait for the girl to speak, soothe the other party first and said, "I'll treat this cup!"
I swept the world around, and the waiter was passing by with a drink car. So no matter what he had, he poured it on Zhu Meifang. The balls were not showing any weakness. He grabbed the car and poured the cold drinks on my head. The waiter screamed and fled into the counter. Everyone in the cafe looked at us. The strong man on the right side of the door was so scared that he slid into the arms of the strong man on the left. The strong man on the left whispered to comfort him softly, and his face was also "disgraceful". I only saw clearly that one of them had a donut tattoo and the other had a straw tattoo. Looking at the deep and loving look, I felt regretful - I should have robbed their hamburgers!
After pouring all the drinks in the beverage truck, Rollball and I stared at each other, the cafe manager came with the bill and said with a smile: "Do you guys still pour something?"
I said dejectedly: "Check out."
The manager asked: "Do you get it together or each one?"
I sighed and said, "Let's go together." No matter how much Rolling Ball is, it's still a woman. I feel embarrassed to make a big splash with a woman in such a place, and I don't have the mood to argue with this.
Zhu Meifang wiped the pearls on her forehead with a tissue (in the pearl milk tea) and said angrily: "Stop getting close, each one has its own knots."
As soon as the settlement was completed, I poured out a cup of apple juice, a cup of coconut juice, a classic milk tea and a mango milk tea. Finally, I finished it with Sprite, totaling 90 yuan. The cup of coffee I ordered cost 25 yuan. I gave the manager one hundred and five: "Don't find it, two cups of coffee are mine."
Zhu Meifang was overcharged because someone shared the coffee. At this moment, we were both angry and embarrassed. Zhu Meifang looked at the cup of steaming coffee and said quietly: "You guy is quite a bit conscientious, otherwise I should be distorted."
I thought to myself that it is actually no difference whether you break it or not, but the other party said softly after all, and I said unhappy: "I'm also angry and shouldn't have fought with the lesbians."
Zhu Meifang said: "Actually, I was not criticized by you. I was criticized by my leader in the morning and was on fire. My mentality was not right. Actually, I didn't want to find a big shot, just to get it right without making trouble. You don't look like a person who wants to get married. Are you still young this year?"
"Xu Sui 28."
"I'm also 28."
I said, "Then you are older than me, I am two years old."
Chapter completed!