89 Some people say that Lao Zhao is the protagonist?
That night.
Lao Zhao carried a box of beer (there were a few bottles of white inside), with a cigarette in his mouth, and invited Li Wei to go to the rooftop upstairs to have two glasses.
In Li Wei's opinion, it has been nearly three months since he had eaten dozens of drinks with Lao Zhao, so he was so frightened. In addition, he seems to have been drinking very hard recently - he didn't think about buying gifts for Onimitz, a peerless beauty who looks like, but he brought back a bottle of wine for Lao Zhao.
In the distance, there are fireworks held on the 10, 20 and 30th of the middle of summer every month. Today, Li Wei is really happy. On the roof of the building that has never been opened to anyone, he put dozens of bottles on Lao Zhao. The wind blows at night - this day is really good.
What? The lock on the roof is not open to anyone, how did Lao Zhao and Li Wei go up? Oh, they are all monks, of course they jumped onto the flat and hops on the room.
By the way, the dilapidated place where Li Wei lives is a very ordinary seven-story building. If it falls down, it's basically... that's the case.
"Come on, this is the aging wine I brought back from more than 80 years ago. It seems that the items and things I brought back will become old. I don't know if this bottle of wine is always to like you."
Li Wei handed over the 29-year-old Magoburg wine that Lao Zhao had been watching for a long time.
"Hehehe, I'm worthy of being a brother, being a human being is real." Panda stretched out his chubby little hand with black hair, and his cute and funny face was filled with smiles. With the gorgeous fireworks rising from time to time in the background sky - Li Wei felt that he was in a fairy tale world.
Panda put away the red wine sent by Li Wei and took care of it as a kind of care.
"Hey, brother, I'll do it first, you can do it, you can do it." Lao Zhao waved his little hand horizontally, and without caring much, he easily cut off the mouth of the white wine glass bottle, poured it into the bottom of his extra-large cup, and then finished drinking it in one sip.
"Ha——" A sigh of satisfaction, clattered his mouth twice, not caring that some of the wine had soaked his clothes.
"Oh... you didn't say this before [you casually] - why, have you learned your lesson recently?" Li Wei also imitated Lao Zhao, but his ability to cut the bottle is not as good as Lao Zhao. To outsiders, it is simply tragic and inhumane Gudong.
"It's impossible not to learn your lessons. Everyone in your army is quite good at drinking, but they don't admit defeat." Old Zhao sighed and said, "Usually, when I and the old men downstairs drank, they at least knew that they were taking it easy... Of course, later, those old men's children didn't let them drink with me - but you don't know, during the week when I went to your army... Alas, it's all tears, and I feel tired and I no longer love."
"Oh..." Li Wei also filled himself with a glass of wine.
"I have only been there for a day, and 17 people were hospitalized due to alcohol poisoning or similar reasons. If you can't drink it, don't drink it. You have to come with me one-on-one. In the end, none of them didn't have a big head down and a big slop onion, and lying on the ground under the table. Boring, boring - you still have a feeling with me, brother, that reminds me of Pandalia's days."
"Hehehe, my honor-" Li Wei shook his head, letting alcohol fill his whole body, and said, "If you have anything, just say, brother, I will do it, I will be righteous."
There are many things that cannot be said when drinking.
Because it is 100% fake to lose morality after drinking, it is impossible to even "stand up" when you are drunk. But it is 100% true to say something after drinking, because Li Wei has seen the drunken Nazi call him dad.
"If you want to say something is wrong... it's really wrong." Lao Zhao wiped the sweat from his head... Wait, will Lao Zhao sweat when he drinks? At least he won't know how to start.
"Say it."
"That's right... You're not at home recently, isn't someone coming to find you? - The people who have been used as dragon team by you..." Panda began to tighten his words, and even stopped the cup in his hand.
"Don't mention it." Li Wei quickly shook his head and waved his hand, and was very busy and couldn't find a crack in the ground to get in: "This is simply shameful play, it's too second-rate. Hurry up, let's not talk about this one."
"Oh, let's talk about me."
"Okay, Lao Zhao, tell me." Li Wei suddenly became interested and said, "How come you are like a thousand troops entering a state of no one, and a hero saves beauty?"
"Oh... thousands of troops and horses are nonsense." After thinking about it, the Panda Man said seriously: "It is worth noting that the 'gun' in this world really makes me scratch my head. The golden bell cover and other things can basically only play a little role. For my teammates, even if I want mercy and protection. Oh... It's a pity, I'm still lying in the hospital now. Oh, I almost forgot to say that those Russians really hate it."
After thinking about it, Lao Zhao coughed dryly, as if he finally started to get to the point:
"I'll say, don't be angry... I'm going to tell you, you humans really... almost... first of all, the flesh grows in positions that shouldn't be grown, and there are common problems with height, hair, etc... ache, it's quite a bit of afflicting."
"Then what?"
"Then? Then there's nothing." The panda man sighed and said, "Do you know, how miserable the world is? There is no creature like me... Don't talk to the group of pandas in the zoo. Do you like gorillas? Besides, you still eat monkey brains. Is it a cannibalism? - So, in their army, those women are constantly with me, and if they want to do this or that, I'm almost annoyed. Not only are they annoyed, but also... pain, suffering..."
Oh, your anger burns in the abyss, right?
"So...so I feel wrong. Those female warriors are really amazing, especially that Russian girl, it's so annoying! I have to accompany me around the clock because of my special identity. I've had enough! - So, that...ah, can't you travel through time and space? How about you help me with me?"
"How can I help?"
"He means to bring you back--well, it looks good."
"Huh?" Li Wei and Lao Zhao were surprised to find that at some point, Miss Bronze Dragon was already standing aside prettyly - holding the red wine given to Lao Zhao by Li Wei.
"Why did you come?" He didn't realize that the other party was in a state of emotion. Why didn't Lao Zhao find the other party?
"There are people in this world who can travel through time and space independently, except me." Onimitz fiddled with the red wine, smelled it from time to time, and then looked satisfied and said to Li Wei: "—Don't you understand? He plans to let you go back a week ago and do everything that happened to him a week ago."
"This..." Li Wei looked at the panda man in front of him with a vague look, not knowing what to say.
"I said, Lao Zhao, your opportunity is almost a rare opportunity in my opinion... Look, look. Join the state secret organization, show off your skills, be brave and decisive, beloved, and welcomed by girls - your life is almost complete. Ask a question, what else do you have to worry about?"
"This is called [Life], mine is [Panda Life], that's different." Old Zhao gave Li Weiman a cup in a pleasing manner and said, "This... Miss Onimitz is right. I can say that I am a very ordinary panda man and can't stand these things about humans. Now, you should have done these things, but I did it for you. Come on, come on, just go there - those terrorists are very weak, and you can finish the work with a wave of your hand. Don't worry--"
Li Wei has a feeling now.
Zhao? Fengshen Liquor is his senior brother, and he is his second junior brother. The plot of martial arts novels back then was very cliché: Before the senior brother died, he only let his junior brother take over his wife in one breath (mostly in the case of not having sex yet). The junior brother was even more accustomed to behave, and he looked embarrassed, making the senior brother unable to die even if he died.
"Oh, why am I so embarrassed..."
"Please help me-"
"This...ah, if Onimitz is willing to help me open the door of time and space." Adrenaline was secreted wildly, and Li Wei said embarrassedly: "I'll just help Lao Zhao, you are good."
"I'm not Li Wei. He hasn't helped me in front of outsiders yet - my help is not in vain." Onimitz snorted and expressed his strong dissatisfaction: "What, I didn't give me a gift, but I brought him... a bully guy..."
It seems that he is very dissatisfied with the unfair treatment he has suffered.
"This... If Miss Onimitz likes, please go there. Eighty-year-old wine..." Old Zhao looked heartbroken.
"Oh? Then I'm not polite-" It's clear that I want to: "Eighty-year-old red wine, or a collector's version of time and space... Haha, this one can be available. Oh, by the way, open the door, right? - Li Wei, you can travel back seven days ago by yourself by walking the closet in the room."
“…it’s that simple?”
"It's that simple - in seven days, you will connect with you now - by the way, if you don't travel back within thirty seconds, there will be two you in this time and space. Wait until the time and space collapse~"
After looking at the watch on his wrist, the bronze dragon said, "Yeah, there are 25 seconds left..."
"…?!? You are a time and space fallacy ah ah!"
Chapter completed!