58 The name of Zhao Feng's spirits (1)
Li Wei adjusted his emotions and tried to make himself feel like he was being turned on by someone, rather than someone else's turn. He took two handfuls of soil and raised it on his body. He originally planned to tear a few holes into his clothes, but he felt sorry for the sweatshirt he bought for twenty-five yuan, which was enough to buy one tenth of cosmetics for those elves.
——I don’t have money and want to keep two girls, one pet, and I often hide from another girl (creditor), which is so painful.
"Master Ahhhhh-Save me!!"
Being in the role should be fast and acting should be real - the self-cultivation of an actor.
As soon as Li Wei opened the door, she rushed into the door of her house crying and shouting.
The goal is a fat, round and cute panda. It is like a ball, sitting on a small bench. The fleshy little hands seem clumsy, but in fact they are using chopsticks quickly. When they find Li Wei back, the whole panda twists his head in shock and looks at Li Wei at the door. It seems that he is really shocked.
"Eh, brother, what's wrong?"
The chopsticks were frightened and fell into the bowl. It could be seen that Lao Zhao was eating peanut beans.
"Master, my apprentice is causing trouble outside." Li Wei lay on the panda man. He originally planned to do thunder and rain, but he suffered for a while. But unexpectedly, the hair on Lao Zhao's body was so thick and it felt so hot to touch. The temperature is so high now. No matter how you feel it, it will be barbecued after lying on him for three minutes.
"You... wait, it's so hot on me. I just finished taking a shower." The panda man stuck out his tongue, put the chopsticks and bowl aside, and asked, "What happened? - It made me cry and howl? Or... you finally couldn't tell the difference between reality and illusion? Alas, surrender yourself early, I'll know you..."
"What? Li Wei, you finally committed a crime? - Are you a prostitute for a young girl?! Oh, I knew that people who write books all day long will not be able to tell the difference between them and those outside the books sooner or later." The blood elf's ears were pointed enough, and immediately stretched out a small head, as if gloating: "This sin will be broken first and then asked."
"Hey? What? Li Wei, you finally..." The night elves seemed to have realized it later, and ran over to the enemy of their blood elves, and the woman sang with her wife.
"I said you... are you acting like what it means to be a tiger with three people?" Li Wei felt that the world was really perverted. If he didn't follow him, he wouldn't be able to adapt.
"Okay, OK - what happened?" Lao Zhao asked: "Is it...what has you encountered?"
"Actually, this is really true." Li Wei nodded and sighed, "I got into trouble with a girl."
"kindness?!"
The panda man was stunned. This is very interesting.
The other two elves are another matter.
"What did you say?!" Surprisingly, it seemed that the two elves had entered a violent posture at that time. The big druid did not transform and came to Li Wei directly with a charge. Li seemed to have never expected that he was boasting about himself the previous second. The next second, a night elf who was half a head taller than him rushed to him like a flash.
There is also a faster one - the Death Knight kicked a purple footprint, which is said to be called "Death Footstep". Fei also rushed to his front, with the two elves' heads one in front and one behind, one on the left and one on the right, one on the white and one on the purple.
However, that did shock Li Wei.
"What are you...what are you going to do?" The owner of the post tightly said, "I'm going to scream after taking a step forward."
"Stop talking nonsense to us! - This question is very serious!" The Great Druid raised his hand, which seemed to be a slight attempt to destroy the group (feel).
Bear De's strength, Leopard De's speed.
"Say! - You really dare to prostitute a young girl!" The blood elf looked excited and generous, as if he was a Chinese: "You are simply sorry for this country! You are simply inhumane!"
"...I feel that you two are from feudal society, right?" Li Wei said with some reluctance: "You have kings, lords, Ru, and tribal orc weddings. I asked Lao Zhao with my hand, "The pandas there are married as a teenager - why are you so anxious? The people of Azeroth?"
"This...this...this...it's not possible! You are an earthling!" The blood elf was speechless, but immediately she remembered that she was standing on the commanding heights of morality: "Your behavior is to collapse first and then ask! What's going on?"
"Don't forget that you are not good if I die - let alone who said I have prostituted a young girl? I'm not a thousand-die guy." After spreading my hands, Li Wei made accusation: "I'm so unfair. I'm even more unfair than Xiao Baicai. One of my parents is Dou E and the other is Yang Naiwu. But... why are you so excited? Why? Care about me?"
"I... don't we care about you? I'm saying it again, why are we halfway?" It seems that the Azerothians finally realized that they seemed a little excited. With years of political experience (about 10,000 years), the Great Druid quickly opened the topic and said, "How could he not care about you? You are one of the guarantees of our lives. Of course, we believe that you will not take us into the water at the most critical moment."
"Everyone will die together." Li Wei said this without hesitation. It was also his hobby for many years of online games. If he wanted to die, of course he would have to die together with everyone.
"Don't change the topic-I have something to say, but you are here to face me with a nose that is not a nose, and a face is not a face. Azeroth taught you two elves?—"
"Who made you vaguely at the beginning... In the name of Sunlight, we are usually very quiet." The Death Knight smiled embarrassedly and said, "Didn't you say something about dragons? Why? You have some eyebrows?"
"Aren't you just about to say this?" Li Wei had just changed her shoes at the door and walked straight to the living room. She fell on the sofa, shook her hand and said, "Wine!"
Although it is close to you, Li Wei still likes to play this kind of play if he can allow the elves to serve him.
"...I'll give you it. It's really-" The night elf threw a bottle of cold beer helplessly to Li Wei, and said, "Tell me quickly - what did you really see... the Dragon Group?"
"Hmph!" Li Wei smiled mysteriously and said calmly: "I haven't seen you, and I'm getting more and more unsure now."
"Then you said at the beginning, what happened to you?" This time it was the Panda monk's turn to be surprised. The panda picked up his chopsticks again, rubbed his eyes, and said, "I'm going to have a sleep later--I'm talking quickly, I'll go to rest after I finish speaking."
"That, Master..."
"Just call me Lao Zhao."
"No, let's call me a master. In our culture, there is a concept of being a teacher for one day and being a father for life."
"...I'm not used to your approach to getting close." Old Zhao sighed, shook his panda's paws, and said, "Tell me, what's the matter? - I've been disturbing you for so long, and it's really unreasonable to repay you."
"If you don't say anything else, if you have me on Earth, you will definitely not be hungry." As a man, Li Wei said, "But... ask you a question."
"Say, what are you asking me Lao Zhao to do?" Panda glared at his eyes and slapped his chest: "There is absolutely nothing."
"That...what do you think my kung fu is now?"
“…to be honest?”
"I can bear it."
"...In my opinion, it's better than nothing." The name of the panda, the monk who resounded through the mountains, stumbled his mouth twice, as if he was savoring something: "Oh, of course, you are already very strong compared to people in this world. But if you want to challenge the Mogu tribe, or the mantid... you have to practice for two years. Well, maybe longer."
...I know that I am not even as good as a cat hair.
However, the other party is still very sure of his ability on earth.
"Then, you said I am teaching my apprentice now..." Li Wei was looking forward to a positive answer.
"Can you not mislead your children?" Old Zhao was really direct, like a sharp sword inserted into Li Wei's heart.
"I... Lao Zhao, don't bring such a person. Didn't you say I'm very awesome..."
"That doesn't mean you can be a teacher, and you mainly share the life channel with me, so there is a magical bonus. To be honest, if it's not life-threatening, I really want to study why this is - this is a magical channel that can instantly become a super junior monk." Lao Zhao sighed, but in the end he returned to the topic: "As for the true qi in your body, if you want to teach... it's difficult, too difficult, and almost impossible."
"..." Li Wei was choked.
I didn't expect that I actually got it by brushing the bug, and this bug was just a junior monk.
"Actually, this is the thing-"
Since he could not do anything, Li Wei would make the words clear. So he said it in a vehement way about meeting a group of international friends in District 11 this morning and asking international friends to lie down.
"Here, I'm just like that. I still don't forget that I can't embarrass you, you can't embarrass you, you can't cause trouble for you. Now, I'm running back - what do you think about this?"
"Living Japanese girl?!" The blood elf looked very excited, but the momentum was not good. The most important thing is, why do you feel that the other person seems to be more excited than you?
"What does it mean to live... Did you see death before?"
"If I have time, I really hope to raise a Japanese voice actor (voice actor) back to Azeroth - so that I won't be lonely. It's like growing a handful of coriander, killing multiple birds with one stone."
Chapter completed!